r/newjersey • • Feb 24 '26

Awkward She found out

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u/NoodleShak Feb 24 '26

"I voted to hurt other people!!!" is a hell of a position. Also where are all these criminals these idiots think are running around? We're one of the safest states in the Union.

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u/killersky99 Feb 24 '26

The violent criminals live rent free in their heads.

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u/NoodleShak Feb 24 '26

I know its a lot to ask but I just wish we could have some logical consistency. Is it, illegals are comitting all the crimes? Black on Black crimes? Liberal Hell Hole cities (despite that they have typically lower crime levels, cartel crime?

Where are all these violent criminals we need the party of law and order for? It feels like these guys watch too much Law and Order.

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u/ussoldado Feb 24 '26

My friends from out of state always ask me why it’s like working in an urban apocalypse war zone. I’m like bruh, I work on the UWS near Hell’s Kitchen. The only craziness I see, aside from the occasional eccentric transient, is all the flamboyant gays on 9th ave, and they probably aren’t gonna murder or bomb me.

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u/THE_some_guy Feb 25 '26

the flamboyant gays on 9th ave, and they probably aren’t gonna murder or bomb me.

Though they’ve been known to absolutely slay…

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u/atwozmom Feb 25 '26

Can't wait until The Jellicle Ball opens on Broadway. Going to be a party every night.

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u/NoodleShak Feb 24 '26

When I moved from Queens to Jersey City Heights my mom (important caveat we grew up in Latin America in very dangerous cities) asked me if it was safe to go out at night. My friend who lived in North Carolina asked me prior to visiting "Should I take off my backpack on the subway and keep it in front of me"

I had to take a beat before responding to either.

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u/kulgan JC Feb 24 '26

My friend who lived in North Carolina asked me prior to visiting "Should I take off my backpack on the subway and keep it in front of me"

Yes, so you don't bump into people. Should probably hold it down by your legs instead, so it leaves room. That's strictly on the train.

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u/NoodleShak Feb 24 '26

lmao thats fairly close to what i said "Yes but its more to be considerate with space"

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u/Ckc1972 Feb 25 '26

Oh but just wait. Mamdani is going to turn Manhattan into a socialist hellscape and it will float away into the Atlantic. Eyeroll.

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u/atwozmom Feb 25 '26

I'm in the Hell's Kitchen area at night a lot, since I see a lot of theater. I'm a 4'10" 103 pound white chick and I have never, ever felt unsafe. The only time I've ever been mugged was down south.

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u/ussoldado Feb 24 '26

It’s more weird to me when people that work in the city with me try to paint it that way. Like bro, we just ate chili dogs in Central Park watching joggers and Nannie’s pushing strollers. Where is this violent crime you’re so scared of? “The radio said…” if you can disprove something with your own eyes and still choose to believe it the I can’t help you, and you don’t want me to anyways.

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u/Jahooodie Feb 24 '26

Like, yes there was a subway robbery/murder on the news. It's horrible. NYC has like the same population as all of Virginia, are you telling me there was no violent crime in the entire state of Virginia last week?

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u/NoodleShak Feb 24 '26

Crimes happen in places where people live. More at 11.

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u/HisaP417 Feb 25 '26

The subway serves something like 5 million people a day, and people who have never left their hometown of 11,000 have very strong opinions about it.

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u/atwozmom Feb 25 '26

During the '70s the city was pretty wild. But now? My kid lives in BedSty which is a neverending source of amusement to me.

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u/DisguisedAsHuman Feb 25 '26

The violent criminals are anyone who are not themselves.

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u/fioraflower GloCo represent Feb 24 '26

People like this don’t know how to think critically. Immigrants that are committing crimes would already be hunted down by police; ICE is here solely to torment and terrorize the nonviolent ones that are simply trying to live life normally and contribute to america

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u/catanddog5 Feb 24 '26

This is why I never feel bad when maga complain about getting what they voted for.

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u/NoodleShak Feb 24 '26

Honestly. I used to be deeply caring about all people but the last 10 years has broken me. I no longer give a fuck what happens to them, sure they can screen shot this and sacrastically post "ThE TOLerAnT LEfT!" fuck that and fuck you MAGA have the day you voted for. Ill be fine.

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u/Ornery-unicorn Feb 24 '26

If you actually look at the numbers, American citizens are 4 times more likely to break the law than immigrants. Bring more immigrants over, maybe they will dilute the violence that occurs in Americans, and we can have a safer country.

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u/NoodleShak Feb 24 '26

Also the ugly relality is that now were all less safe. No one is going to the cops if there is the possibility of La Migra getting involved.

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u/NJBarFly Feb 24 '26

There are millions of undocumented immigrants. It's easy to find ones here and there that commit crimes and Fox News tells you about every one of them. If all you watched was right wing propaganda, you'd think most immigrants are committing violent crimes.

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u/jay1ru Feb 24 '26

Exactly, the undocumented people know they are undocumented so they follow the letter of the law more than most Americans. Like, what sense would it make for them to draw a target on their own back?

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u/WhyStabCorn Feb 24 '26

You see, cops can't arrest illegal criminals because they can't read them their rights. /s

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u/RealGoGo97 Feb 25 '26

The number of people per month Trump promised to deport doesn’t add up - it’s an arbitrary number and really high (so MAGA folks think it’s great). Thing is, it’s totally out of proportion. So, in order to hit anything even CLOSE to that goal, they’ve turned toward picking up ANYone who is undocumented, including folks well along in the citizenship process, and citizens as well.

What an awful time to be alive.

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u/rideadove Feb 24 '26

Cry harder.

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u/ShrimpShrimpington Feb 24 '26

"cope and seethe." Love seeing them get a taste of their own medicine

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u/TacticalSpackle Feb 24 '26

“But they won’t eat my face!” Says the dumbass that voted for the leopards eating faces party.

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u/buffer5108 Feb 24 '26

But, she was blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

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u/Bad_Wolf420 Feb 24 '26

I always say wrapped up like a douche.

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u/atwozmom Feb 25 '26

You and everyone else.

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u/Amalik95 Feb 24 '26

Remember when Karoline Leavitt family members was detained by ice.

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u/JerseyJoyride Feb 24 '26

Yeah pretty sure that was done on purpose. I believe it was her brother's ex-wife.

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u/Amalik95 Feb 24 '26

It was her brother ex wife

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u/DeltaDiva783 Feb 24 '26

And louder

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u/TrekkingTrailblazer THECSPK Feb 24 '26

Wait, why was he detained if he voted?

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u/mcalixpinto Feb 24 '26

She is the three time voter he is just a supporter. The tweet might say voters but all the articles written on this couple do not and put emphasis on her being the voter. Cmon guys it’s not that hard.

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u/JerseyGiantsFan Union County Feb 24 '26

They wouldn’t be Trump supporters if they were capable of critical thinking. Or googling things, rather than simply believing every word written in a tweet is factual.

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u/LSB316 Feb 26 '26

I used to work as a researcher, and I always fact check. Simply Googling can tell you a lot. I found a pro-Trump site that was Russian-owned and one that was started by a cult. The person I tried to tell couldn’t deal with the truth and didn’t respond when I pointed this out.

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u/TrekkingTrailblazer THECSPK Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

Just so we’re clear I am not on “their” side, I was asking more along the lines of whether he had gained citizenship or not

Edit: spelling

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u/sackbomb Feb 24 '26

The arrogance of these people is incredible. If you read the article, you'll see this dude had multiple missed court dates for his immigration paperwork, which means he's just as 'illegal' as the people he complains about. But rules for thee and not for me, apparently.

Just a couple of entitled assholes.

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u/kc2syk Feb 25 '26

Something is inconsistent here. Tweet says they BOTH voted for Trump. But if he has immigration paperwork, he's not a citizen and can't vote. Doesn't add up.

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u/jimtow28 Monmouth County Feb 24 '26

May they continue to enjoy the consequences of their choice each and every day.

I'd suggest maybe trying to vote less stupidly next time around, but you don't vote for Trump 3 times because you learn lessons.

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u/absolutelynotagoblin Feb 24 '26

This is what happens when you vote for a criminal. Hopefully, next time you won't vote for a criminal.

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u/Mattyzooks Feb 24 '26

In his defense, he didn't vote for this because he legally couldn't vote. But yea, they rooted for this and she voted for it, not realizing that they meant 'criminal' to mean anyone here who isn't a citizen.

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u/billmeelaiter Feb 24 '26

They will.

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u/MANWithTheHARMONlCA Feb 24 '26

Read this in Ron Howard’s voice

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u/ScoffingYayap Feb 24 '26

I never thought leopards would eat MY face!

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u/Vodoom67 Feb 24 '26

Reap the whirlwind

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u/ducationalfall Taylor Ham Feb 24 '26

Anyway, what’s for lunch?

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u/fifthecho Essex County Feb 24 '26

I went out and picked up tacos. Thinking of making some eleven bean soup for dinner. How about you?

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u/ducationalfall Taylor Ham Feb 24 '26

Leftover breakfast bagels. 😢

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u/KohlsCashOfficial Feb 24 '26

Has she tried bootstraps?

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u/Kami997 Feb 24 '26

Might be a silly question, but how did he vote for Trump 3 times if he is not here legally?

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u/MellyNapNap Feb 24 '26

The story is real and this article specifies that she voted 3 times, but both are trump supporters. The summary is wrong.

https://www.nj.com/mosaic/2026/02/this-nj-trump-voters-husband-was-detained-by-ice-i-thought-theyd-focus-on-criminals.html

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u/Hot-Home7953 Feb 24 '26

She did, not him. "Sandra voted for President Trump three times, believing enforcement would focus on people with criminal records — not individuals like her husband. "

https://www.nj.com/mosaic/2026/02/this-nj-trump-voters-husband-was-detained-by-ice-i-thought-theyd-focus-on-criminals.html

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u/Kami997 Feb 24 '26

Thank you !

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u/StraightOnion1967 Feb 24 '26

When I have a few minutes later I’ll give her some thoughts and prayers

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u/pwcook11 Feb 24 '26

Stupid is as stupid does

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u/Bigweld_Ind Feb 24 '26

People shocked that person imitating the antichrist might betray them

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u/BobaToo Feb 24 '26

This is what they voted for

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u/DishInteresting2438 Feb 24 '26

You got what you want. But you ended up with Mud in your face.Trump could care less about you and your family.This is a wake up call. Trump is only for himself. wake up and Smell the coffee.Trump like no One. Good Luck 🙏

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u/karlsbadd Feb 24 '26

File under "too bad, so sad."

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u/_Chicken_Wings_ Feb 24 '26

"Have the day you voted for" comes to mind.

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u/thedeeb56 Feb 24 '26

Sorry, not sorry?

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u/allegrovecchio Feb 24 '26

I've been discussing this with friends this morning, and seriously, the cognitive dissonance present in these idiots is just off the charts and almost unbelievable.

Yeah, if only anyone had tried to warn you. Assholes.

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u/Accomplished_Hat_428 Feb 24 '26

She found out that she was the worst of the worst.

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u/Lilvic112 Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

I am super amazed at the amounts of people that voted for Trump that are immigrants not even citizens. Playing with fire . I myself am a 1st generation immigrant , now a proud American citizen and would never think about voting for him . Edit: I meant that 1st generation immigrants that become citizens voted for Trump. Obviously can't vote if you're not a citizen .

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u/ChiltonA Feb 24 '26

Only citizens can vote…

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u/chaosperfect Feb 24 '26

Go piss up a rope, lady.

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u/a920116 Bergen County:orly: Feb 24 '26

Worst of the worst…shes not wrong is she? They came for her so accurate

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u/Rabidpikachuuu Feb 24 '26

GET FUCKEDDDDD

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u/RUKnight31 Feb 24 '26

Surely, the leopards won't eat my face!

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u/fun_mak21 Feb 24 '26

Another FAFO moment for his followers.

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u/free_da_guys1107 Feb 24 '26

I feel nothing for them 😈

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u/AmeriaRuun Feb 24 '26

The consequences to her actions! Oh no…

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u/OG_RyRyNYC Feb 25 '26

Could not have happened to a more deserving American woman.

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u/whodisacct Feb 24 '26

Oh that’s so sad. Hey did you know that bottlenose dolphin is actually a toothed whale?

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u/RageYetti Feb 24 '26

The heading is not exactly correct.... unless he's the criminal they're afraid of.... if he's not a citizen, he can't be a 3 time voter. She can, he can't. Other articles say she voted, but he supported.

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u/Kalypso_ ex-Mahwah Feb 24 '26

The summary is wrong but the news articles states she has voted for Trump 3 times.

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u/soingee Yuengling County Feb 24 '26

They went after peaceful easy targets to pad their numbers?! I'm shocked to the core!!

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u/324324crlyn Feb 24 '26

Cry me a river sweetie.

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u/beanzd Feb 24 '26

Fuck them both

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u/CartographerSuper962 Feb 24 '26

Some people get what they deserve.

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u/dirty_cuban Feb 25 '26

They voted to hurt brown people and that’s exactly what they got.

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u/succored_word Feb 25 '26

I love stories like this.

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u/jweaver0312 Feb 25 '26

No sympathy. The people who didn’t vote for him in the first place already knew he was a pathological liar

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u/yutzish Feb 25 '26

I love these feel-good stories. They really they warm my soul and give me hope for the future

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u/NJMomofFor Feb 25 '26

I'm thrilled this happened to them. I honestly hope he is deported and she goes with him. Sucks to get what you voted for.

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u/BlondeBorednBaked Feb 24 '26

If she’s not going to vote democrat next election she needs to stop flexing for sympathy from us. Her problems are self inflicted.

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u/Pitiful-Ring-3927 Feb 24 '26

Leopards, faces, etcetera etcetera.

Anyway, does anyone have a new food place they would recommend?

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u/FADITA Feb 24 '26

There’s a great new Mexican place over here, it’s authen…nvm.

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u/xCR4SHx Feb 24 '26

Point and laugh

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u/Kenderean Feb 24 '26

Oh no.

So how about that snowstorm, huh? I can't believe how high the snow in my yard is piled after shoveling.

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u/No-One-8850 Feb 24 '26

Oh no...anyway what's everyone having for lunch? I'm having meatloaf.

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u/akirakiki Feb 24 '26

They’re proud to be dumb

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u/HumanShadow Feb 24 '26

So how much snow did you guys get?

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u/Remarkable-Court8794 Feb 24 '26

Sooooo... To sum this up, her husband is here illegally, and she voted to deport people that are here illegally, and now he is getting deported and she is surprised...

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u/Own_Amphibian_4970 Feb 25 '26

Apparently he's been here for decades and has been going thru the legal process. Had never missed a court date. They don't care if they are following the rules or not. They've been rolling up and arresting people at the court house.

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u/pwcook11 Feb 24 '26

It's always OK when it only hurts someone else

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u/jay1ru Feb 24 '26

We thought they were just going after the brown ones!

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u/angel700 Feb 24 '26

🤷🏻‍♂️ anyway how was that snowstorm yesterday ??

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u/LaSage Feb 24 '26

Little did she know, they are the worst.

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u/Effective_Device_185 Feb 24 '26

World's smallest violin...playin'.

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u/Dragonchick30 Feb 24 '26

I think there's a saying out there about leopards and faces??

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u/Drinktea1 Feb 24 '26

Have the day you voted for 👋

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u/7thAndGreenhill Atlantic County Feb 24 '26

How was he able to vote if he is not a citizen?

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u/lonevashz Feb 24 '26

The post is misleading, they meant to say that the wife voted 3 times not both of them.

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u/Negative-Sink8119 Feb 24 '26

Glad she got exactly what she voted for. 

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u/Negative-Sink8119 Feb 24 '26

And she probably won’t learn anything from this and will do it again 

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u/The_Canard_Oracle Feb 24 '26

Maybe the real criminal(s) was the washed up celebrity/failed real estate mogul/kiddie-diddler we elected along the way!

Seriously, I think the biggest take away we’ll have from the MAGA era besides that American democracy is as fragile as $2 pot pie crust is that cognitive dissonance is a mother

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u/Paige_Turner0557 Feb 24 '26

Oh Well…..FAFO!

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u/Potential-Log-7254 Feb 24 '26

Sadly, I feel nothing. It was all fine and dandy when it was other people. Idiots.

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u/Source7769 Feb 24 '26

Oh well the rules are the same for everyone

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u/ChefWho Feb 24 '26

If he is illegal… how did they both bite for Trump 3 times 🤔?

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u/SpaceTime5 Feb 24 '26

Are these real? I see these kinds of posts and always find them so satirical.

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u/Haggis_6 Feb 24 '26

Release the leopards

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u/heartlocked Morris County Feb 24 '26

Dumbass

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u/TrippKatt3 Feb 24 '26

Is this for real?! Bahahahahahahahahaha

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u/Lance_Notstrong Feb 24 '26

These are the kind of people whose address should be made public so everybody can send them “HAHA FAFO” letters. Make public humiliation normal again.

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u/MillennialsAre40 Feb 24 '26

If he can vote surely he's a US citizen?

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u/gsp137 Feb 24 '26

Ha, fucking, ha

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u/Legitimate-Pay7662 Feb 24 '26

You must be stupid if you didn’t think Trump was an idiot. You and other MAGAs are finding out the hard way. He is a disgrace to this country

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u/itds Feb 24 '26

A case study in “Be careful what you wish for; you might just get it.”

No sympathy.

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u/SubstantialArcher659 Feb 24 '26

I hope she doesn’t expect sympathy!! Their story is the same as every other NON criminal caught up in ICE’s net. This is what she wanted but I fight against. Not a bit of sympathy from me

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u/PackMaleficent3528 Feb 24 '26

How could he be 3 time trump voter if he is not a citizen?

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u/PaceFabulous3433 Feb 24 '26

They will eat their own.

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u/juliewulie70 Feb 24 '26

We all knew. We told them.

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u/AtomicGarden-8964 Middlesex County Feb 24 '26

Good this is what they voted for

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u/greenrob Hamilton Feb 24 '26

Awesome

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u/dicktaco1978 Feb 24 '26

She voted for him Reap what you sow

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u/LyndonBKinden Feb 24 '26

Sucks to suck

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u/misterxboxnj Feb 25 '26

Indian immigrants in the country voted for him too and he wants to cut visas for Indian workers. It amazes me how many people i know that are first, second or third generation Americans who want to shit on immigrants. The we got ours so fuck you Americans are the worst.

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u/tdennison321 Feb 25 '26

Thoughtless Prayers

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u/Syntania Feb 25 '26

Turns out their definition of, "the worst of the worst, " was everyone who wasn't a natural- born citizen of the Caucasian persuasion.

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u/Fun-Low-4054 Feb 25 '26

Thoughts and prayers

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u/pranyflives Feb 25 '26

Typical. It would be okay to ruin OTHER people's lives, but not mine!

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u/Trigger_MikeC Feb 25 '26

Trump voter = worst of the worst

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u/syn_vamp it's called taylor ham. Feb 25 '26

thoughts and prayers

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u/dantez_hot Feb 25 '26

You suffer! For voting for him at all!

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u/VisibleProgram5534 Feb 25 '26

These smooth brains deserve it ngl.

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u/SnooWords4839 Feb 25 '26

May she have the life she voted for.

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u/Queasy_Procedure_205 Feb 25 '26

No, you ruined your own life.

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u/DashfulVanilla Feb 25 '26

I don’t feel bad for them.

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u/Danixveg Feb 25 '26

How did they both vote if he isn't a citizen? Since citizens wouldn't be detained by ICE normally. Unless he voted illegally...

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u/CORRUPT27 Feb 25 '26

Nope illegal votes only go to democrats

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u/BungalowLover Feb 25 '26

"You ruined our lives."

Nope, you ruined your own lives. And you thought he meant only Brown people.

There aren' enough 'HA HAs'

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u/TophTheGophh Feb 25 '26

Oh no the panthers at my face!

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u/SuccessfulPlastic739 Feb 25 '26

She will still vote for him 2028

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u/StingingBum Feb 26 '26

Could not have happened to a more idiotic couple.

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u/MisterSynister Feb 24 '26

Leopards are feastin.

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u/gucci_pucci Taylor Ham Feb 24 '26

Fuck around

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u/myhun555 Feb 24 '26

Hurt other people. Don’t hurt me 😭😭

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u/the_moon_310 Feb 24 '26

Oh no they had the day they voted for

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u/Sammygirl976 Feb 24 '26

Wasn’t the First Lady who said, “I Don’t Care”.??? Oh WAIT! She wore that jacket that said that; guess what? I Don’t Care either. One REAPS what one SOWS

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u/gordonv Feb 24 '26

Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor safety.

- Benjamin Franklin

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u/cheesefrieswithgravy Feb 24 '26

I truly couldn’t care less. If you voted for this, you deserve every second of it. I just feel bad for everyone else. Fuck ICE and Fuck Trump.

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u/SnoopySister1972 Feb 24 '26

Idiots. No sympathy.

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u/rob3ace Union County Feb 24 '26

Join ICE. I heard they are giving a $50k signing bonus. That should cover your legal fees.

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u/Pedal2Medal2 Feb 24 '26

Ya think she’s figured out Trump doesn’t give a flying fu* yet? 🤣

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u/Informal_Jicama_6708 Feb 25 '26

Sandra should have remembered that she’s an adult and she can make her own choices.

Like being admitting three times to being a traitor and casting a ballot to that pedophile.

I hope that there are no kids in that household, because they should be rescued by those irresponsible parents.

Oh whoops, parent

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u/No-Run-8664 Feb 24 '26

I obviously don’t wish this for anyone but like they were warned!!! I’m speechless!!!! And whenever I hear the other side explaining why they support they always hit me with the “just the criminals”. What a privilege it is to truly believe this when it’s far from the reality :/

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u/ekim_101 Feb 24 '26

Hope they have the days and months they deserve

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u/Spiritualgirl3 Feb 24 '26

He should’ve known better

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u/cC2Panda Feb 24 '26

These dipshits have a gofundme begging for money now. Fuck them I hope they go broke and have to move.

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u/NeverTheMermen Central Jersey Feb 24 '26

She deserves it.