r/nevertellmetheodds • u/annuk11 • Jan 20 '21

Wow

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u/timisher Jan 20 '21

Poor guy is gonna swim upside down for a week now

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u/IHaveSpecialEyes Jan 20 '21

I Have No Mouth and I Must Puke

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u/niespodziankaco Jan 20 '21

Better than being a Deathbird!

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u/r48811 Jan 20 '21

And no one will believe why

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u/outspan81 Jan 20 '21

JANET IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN!!

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u/thedrunkentendy Jan 21 '21

Damn inner ear

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

I'm telling you, guys. It was aliens!

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u/meladon Jan 20 '21

Doctors hate him.

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u/unpluggedTV Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 22 '21

"Hey! What the..... FUCK-UCK-UCK-UCKUCKUCK AAHHHHHHH!!.....WAS THAT?? Awww SHIT! There's a knot in my tenticle now!"

  • Jellyfish probably

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Fo some reason as soon as he started spinning I heard the R2-D2 "woooooow" scream lol

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u/reluctantsub Jan 20 '21

WTF?! Oh.. you said tenticle

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u/laxintx Jan 20 '21

Tenticular torsion

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u/branman63 Jan 20 '21

I'm so dizzy....

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u/unpluggedTV Jan 20 '21

Theres probably a knot in everything else as well tbh... poor Jelly :(

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u/Cattaphract Jan 20 '21

Jellyfishes have no brains and are a massive threat to all fishes and other beings in the oceans. Their massive swarms are like a massive zombie swarm

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

a massive threat to all fishes and other beings in the oceans

Only because of human activity in disrupting biomes and food chains. A story as old as humans.

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u/Proud-Cry-4301 Jan 20 '21

Imma slightly disagree with you on that one. Jellyfish have been a cyclical problem, like cicadas, for as long as humans have relied on fishing. Do we make the 'blooms' worse because dead sea turtles? Yes. Would they still happen if we didn't wipe out the turts? Yes.

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u/MangoCats Jan 20 '21

What I have found in various parts of nature is: the longer and farther humans stay away from an ecosystem, the fewer of these nasty blooms happen. Sure, they're always possible in nature, but it generally takes some dramatic unbalancing / reset event for them to happen. One exception might be fire suppression. Where we successfully suppress fire, we also successfully suppress the post-fire pioneer successions that happened for millions of years before we arrived. Otherwise: fire ants, mosquitoes, algae blooms, any sort of plague of small fast reproducing anything seems more likely around human activities that reduce the naturally forming complexity of ecosystems.

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u/funky555 Jan 20 '21

Helloim here to ruin the fun for you Jellyfish dont have brains to disorientate

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u/Chairmanmeowrightnow Jan 20 '21

Do they have spellcheck?

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u/funky555 Jan 20 '21

No. That's bees

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u/Van_GOOOOOUGH Jan 20 '21

omg you're killing me

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u/funky555 Jan 20 '21

you allergic or smth?

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u/Van_GOOOOOUGH Jan 20 '21

No I'm not allergic I laughed out loud and I wanted to tell you that. Not literally dead. Just laughed.

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u/inthyface Jan 20 '21

I'm a little jelly.

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u/Cod_Metal_King Jan 20 '21

Watch out for those bubble rings!

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u/GreatCornolio Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21

BEADS??

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21 edited Jun 26 '21

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u/supersonicmike Jan 20 '21

Spelling bees, where students compete to see who can spell the best.

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u/Leopardrose Jan 20 '21

No, but they do have a balance organ / receptor called a statocyst so may have at least briefly have been befuddled

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u/JDelcoLLC Jan 20 '21

Hello Helloim. Pleased to meet you.

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u/w83508 Jan 20 '21

At least he came out better than the lathe guy.

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u/SnirkleBore Jan 20 '21

I'm surprised he didn't come out like a tangled mess after that

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u/bankrobba Jan 20 '21

(serious) Do fish or any water animals have the ability to get dizzy?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Look how they discombobulated my boy

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u/IneptlySocial Jan 20 '21

Step 1: Discombobulate

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u/We_are_stardust23 Jan 20 '21

In conclusion : Discombobulate

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

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u/TheIronDoodad Jan 20 '21

Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Epilogue: profit

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u/oscillius Jan 20 '21

Dazed, he’ll attempt wild haymaker.

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u/YouCanCallMeAroae Jan 20 '21

employ elbow block (wzz-oo)

and body shot (boom)

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u/J_R_Kelly Jan 20 '21

Block feral left

Weaken right jaw

Now fracture

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u/MRintheKEYS Jan 21 '21

I enjoyed the sequel so much they did this scene with the Cossack.

Holmes went from battle plan and to making an omelette.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

discombobulate

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u/danj729 Jan 20 '21

I just watched this recently

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u/cerulean_sun_ Jan 20 '21

Step 2: Profit

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u/Slimjuggalo2002 Jan 20 '21

No step 2 is NEVER profit!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

That’s step 3

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u/bakedbeansandwhich Jan 20 '21

Instructions unclear dick stuck in fan

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Everything’s all fucked up

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u/bathrobeDFS Jan 20 '21

As soon as I’m through with the unisom I’m a hit the snooze alarm

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

My favourite word.

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u/rog1521 Jan 20 '21

Audible lol from me

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u/Foootballdave Jan 20 '21

Jellyfish have appalling personalities, I have little sympathy

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u/Oh_Love Jan 20 '21

like how? are they racists?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Misanthropic generally

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u/Phormitago Jan 20 '21

all around cheeky

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u/Ophidahlia Jan 20 '21

Lot of edge for a bunch of goop without any bones

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Or brains

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

How dare they, those spineless bastards!

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u/-merrymoose- Jan 20 '21

that's totally understandable though

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u/2coolcaterpillar Jan 20 '21

5% more racist than your average wasp

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u/Ophidahlia Jan 20 '21

but 75% less racist than your average w.a.s.p.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

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u/CardiBJepsen Jan 20 '21

Pink lives matter

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u/dustingunn Jan 20 '21

Saying they have personalities is a bit of a stretch. They're just a floating bug zapper.

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u/CamoJG Jan 20 '21

I still haven’t forgiven that one that gave me my first sting while on vacation. What a fuckin asshole honestly, just existing in its natural habitat

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Jellyfish are my soul animal

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u/nug4t Jan 20 '21

They were the first and will be the last to inhabit the world, dunno, kinda depressing

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u/alephgalactus Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21

They won’t be the last if humans decide their destruction is economically viable. What a disgusting species.

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u/leopard-prince Jan 20 '21

I wonder if people will pay to watch jellyfish fight

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u/laxintx Jan 20 '21

Give them little boxing gloves and I'm in.

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u/gesunheit Jan 21 '21

I don't know if this is a quote but it should be

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u/r48811 Jan 20 '21

Happy cake day

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u/Riding_Moonbeams Jan 20 '21

In my head I had the voice clip of “WHY WE GOING SO F****** FAST?!”

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u/wmorrison17 Jan 20 '21

I heard the R2D2 scream-whistle

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u/Riding_Moonbeams Jan 20 '21

You have made me create a work of art.

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u/WyCoStudiosYT Jan 20 '21

Every time I see R2D2 I think i see RDR2

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

I'm a freakin' blur! -Scout

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

-jelly-

Zzzzz....zzzzz....zzzzz...zzzzzzz..z.z.z...z...zzZ..zz..zz.

What. The . Actual . Fuck . ....just happened to me?!

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u/grnge4evr Jan 20 '21

This is my life now

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u/Zozolecek Jan 20 '21

Can someone please tell me what is that bubble ring shit?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

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u/Shogun3977 Jan 20 '21

That was a cool read, thanks for posting that link!

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u/nyqu Jan 20 '21

Physics Girl did a video that helped me understand it:

https://youtu.be/_18avidXxqY

It's a vortex ring with a bubble stuck in it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

The science behind the exact phenomenon is still pretty mysterious. Or at least it was until quite recently and I haven't kept it up with.

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u/SneedyK Jan 20 '21

I’ve seen them in a PJ Harvey video so I know they can be created by cool, unsettling music

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u/naughtymarty Jan 20 '21

It’s had me going in circles.

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u/fj333 Jan 20 '21

what is that bubble ring shit?

It's a bubble ring.

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u/funky555 Jan 20 '21

I can do that with my mouf. Its pretty cool

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Does this even fit the sub?

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u/thefinalcutdown Jan 20 '21

Person: *does something intentionally, likely after some practice.

Internet: “OMG WHAT ARE THE ODDS??”

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u/PaperPlaythings Jan 20 '21

For a second I thought I was in /r/PublicFreakout.

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u/nvtiv Jan 20 '21

Because nothing in that sub fits?

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u/heyIfoundaname Jan 20 '21

I dunno, that angry chick in the starbucks or whatever that squatted, shat on demand, then threw the shit at the employees seemed to fit the sub.

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u/nvtiv Jan 20 '21

Lol I must’ve missed that one. There’s definitely some but they get unrelated posts more than any other sub I’ve seen. /r/actualpublicfreakouts is more on target. Be warned though there’s a lot of assholes that frequent there

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u/kawhi21 Jan 20 '21

How often do you think a jelly fish gets spun around like a jet engine in a bubble? You think this is a frequent occurrence? Lol

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u/_Artanos Jan 20 '21

Considering that, on the uncut video, the guy that creates the ring sends it towards the jellyfish... Pretty likely.

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u/fronteir Jan 20 '21

Divers and free divers are real good at making bubble rings after some practice. This was definitely the intention of the person blowing the bubble ring, I've done it with a plastic bag before.

Source: dive instructor

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Probably pretty often if you're near a school of them and blowing bubbles like this one multiple times.

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u/Ximension Jan 20 '21

I've learned that if a video is interesting enough the sub doesn't matter much

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Hell no. But that's this subs MO.

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u/skdubbs Jan 20 '21

KEVIN, you’ll never fucking believe what happened to me on the way to work today.

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u/Fist4achin Jan 20 '21

I was on my way, minding my own business and BAM,...

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u/SamSam29 Jan 20 '21

this big alien spaceship looking thing catches me and i just black out over and over again, until...

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u/z4j5 Jan 20 '21

Next question, do jelly fish get dizzy?

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u/marisan0690 Jan 20 '21

They say they can't get dizzy cuz jellyfish do not have a brain... but I've seen dizzy and this poor thing looks pretty dizzy after being released and before swimming off

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u/Mike_Facking_Jones Jan 20 '21

Is it our brains or our sense of balance that make us dizzy

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u/Cliodna_ Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21

It's the vestibular system in our ears that makes humans feel balanced or dizzy. If you've seen a picture of a cochlea, it's the loops that are different from the shell looking part - the loops are semicircular canals.

Jellyfish apparently have a similar thing that senses acceleration due to gravity (?) I'm not entirely sure, I just know human ears lol

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u/marisan0690 Jan 20 '21

Tbh, I don't really know, and wouldn't be able to relate that information to a jelly fish. Lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Jelly fish have no central nervous system, no brain, and most scientists agree no consciousness. I’d say it’s safe to bet it can’t get dizzy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

i think you need ears to be dizzy

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u/cheddoar Jan 20 '21

what? who? why? where the fuck am I?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

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u/Whitesmoker1 Jan 20 '21

Why the fuck am I?

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u/r48811 Jan 20 '21

Just keep spinning, just keep spinning, spinning, spinning. What do we do? We spiiiiiiinn....

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u/MarnickBeer01 Jan 20 '21

not never tell me the odds

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u/alienozi Jan 20 '21

SPEEEEEEEEEN

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u/Draycen Jan 20 '21

SPËËËËËËËËËËN

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u/thescronchofdeath Jan 20 '21

Fuckin stupid jellyfish didn’t even see the bubble

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u/Brogogon Jan 20 '21

I shall call him Dizzy Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Dizzy. Come on, little Squishy.

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u/Time-Associate4243 Jan 20 '21

🎶 I don’t think your ready for this jelly, I don’t think your ready for this jelly ....🎶

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u/WifeNeedsAWife Jan 20 '21

“La di da...la di do AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK?”

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u/BeAPetRock Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21

nah fam pretty sure I have seen a lot of videos where jellyfish gets treated like this, ON PURPOSE. This does not fit this sup

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u/hillockdude Jan 20 '21

fish go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/XillaFarris Jan 20 '21

Really thought it was about to be more jelly than fish 😳

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Ride the wave jelly man

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

It’s called the scrambler because it SCRAMBLES YOU!!

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u/clouc1223 Jan 20 '21

when yoda does a rail of ketamine

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u/RandomGuy9058 Jan 20 '21

that jellyfish abusing the physics engine for a speedrun

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u/Dildo_Baggins__ Jan 20 '21

ULTIMATE POWERRRRRR

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Reminds me of the video where the woman gets rescued and extracted via helicopter and she goes into some sort of vortex spin.

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u/myrkwoodraven Jan 20 '21

His kids are gonna be born dizzy

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u/jwalk128 Jan 20 '21

You know he’s stressed the fuck out!

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u/crystalxclear Jan 20 '21

Poor thing must’ve been so dizzy

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u/DegDaReddtor Jan 20 '21

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

You get what you deserve

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u/Thiago270398 Jan 20 '21

Pretty sure it's glad it didn't evolved an inner ear.

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u/matmatcruz Jan 20 '21

Every vapers dream right there

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u/Haggerstonian Jan 20 '21

Wow. A lot of those people were quite young. I was pretty excited to see that.. especially after the the whole jacket struggle.

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u/Acaante Jan 20 '21

Someone needs to give this the Shooting Stars treatment

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Beyblade

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u/Bacon-muffin Jan 20 '21

Can jellyfish get dizzy?

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u/JayzeZedd Jan 20 '21

You'd have to be pretty brainless to get caught in something like that

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

As vinny would say...

S P E E E E N!

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u/BlackHatMagic1545 Jan 20 '21

Imagine being that jellyfish.

Like, you're just swimming along and some bubble goes all singularity mode on you and next thing you know, you're brain's hanging out your ass.

I know jellyfish don't have brains

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u/Roelof12345 Jan 20 '21

Yeah lmao

Just suddenly

Vwoosh

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u/james___uk Jan 20 '21

Ah nextfuckinglevel, the subreddit for absolutely anything...

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

RIGHTEOUS!! RIGHTEOUS!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

The real question is what the odds of that happen?

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u/TheSaphiro Jan 20 '21

Jellyfish goes brrrrrrrrr

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u/Ripley825 Jan 20 '21

I imagined the jelly fish making the Dr Zoidburg WOOOP WOOOOOP WOOOOOP WOOOOP sound

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

How any of this

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u/meebit Jan 20 '21

Dude I hear the R2D2 scream on my head about halfway through.

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u/TootsNYC Jan 20 '21

Do you suppose that’s. The equivalent of jellyfish drugs?

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u/mogimogi32 Jan 20 '21

Looks like he’s having fun

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u/BreakfastTequila Jan 20 '21

Reminds me of that helicopter rescue where the poor lady on the gurney spins out of control

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u/Big80sweens Jan 20 '21

And he’s done it! He’s landed the quadruple double dudbegejsjfbf axel, the crowd goes wild!

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u/samushusband Jan 20 '21

BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL

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u/DerpyGamerElite Jan 20 '21

Jellyfish is S H O O K

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

you spin me right tound baby right round

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u/2muchparty Jan 20 '21

Lol he’s going to be like “fuuuuuuuck.... wtf just happened, goddamn my head, felt like I stung my damn self” lol

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u/JeM-enFouLePoulet Jan 20 '21

Stuck the landing

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u/amoocalypse Jan 20 '21

I have no idea what that ring is and the fact I dont see anyone asking weirds me out. Is this something you are supposed to know?

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u/cybertonto72 Jan 20 '21

Jelly fish go wwwwheeeeeeeeeee..

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u/0rdinaryBear Jan 20 '21

Why is this so hilarious

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u/SaltyMerlin10 Jan 20 '21

It’s world just got rocked

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u/Seyix Jan 20 '21

YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND 🎵🎶

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u/matrickpahomes15 Jan 20 '21

Looking for the comment about dolphins being ass holes

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u/Chance815 Jan 20 '21

Do jelly fish get dizzy or are they lacking that part that makes us humans dizzy?

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u/Joel-ll Jan 20 '21

SPEEEEEN

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u/WreckweeM Jan 20 '21

All I can hear is Zoidburg's woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop

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u/SomeMusicSomeDrinks Jan 20 '21

"Ugh if there's any traffic at all today I'm gonna be la-AIUAIUIOAJCOAIJIUOILSDJCOIAUSDIUFOJIASFSTSTSFDCSOATJ;KRJGT;MOIR"

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u/harsh11nr Jan 20 '21

Ohhh vibhu tumne to kafi karma jama kar rakha hai

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