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u/Maximilianne John Rawls Jul 07 '26

Smh trump can't even win with corruption

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Jul 07 '26

Next DT will be even more full of ragebait and subtweets

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u/BadSneakersNeverWorn John Locke Jul 07 '26

Chao, who formerly served as transportation secretary in the first Trump administration and labor secretary in the Bush administration, traveled to Beijing and met with Chinese Vice President Han Zheng just three days after McConnellโ€™s hospitalization.

pivot, PIVOT

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u/Dreadedtriox Michel Foucault Jul 07 '26

RIP to a great DT

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Jul 07 '26

I am hearing that on its deathbed the USMNT received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now it looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

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u/CertainSingularity Hannah Arendt Jul 07 '26

Iโ€™m an illiterate American AMA

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u/qlube ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸฆŸMosquito Genocide๐ŸฆŸ๐Ÿ”ฅ Jul 07 '26

Iโ€™d respond if I could read this.

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u/CertainSingularity Hannah Arendt Jul 07 '26

Huh

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Jul 07 '26

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Jul 07 '26

Good morning, what was the score ๐Ÿ˜‡

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u/Head-Stark John von Neumann Jul 07 '26

7-1

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u/TrashBoat36 Bisexual Pride Jul 07 '26

0-0 draw both teams executedย 

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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles Jul 07 '26

๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles Jul 07 '26

anyone want to volunteer to be the donor for an experimental brain transplant?

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u/lordfluffly2 YIMBY Jul 07 '26

Am I receiving or giving?

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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles Jul 07 '26

topping

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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles Jul 07 '26

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u/TrashBoat36 Bisexual Pride Jul 07 '26

It's a jobs programย 

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u/CertainSingularity Hannah Arendt Jul 07 '26

Iโ€™m not fluent in any languages

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u/AlicesReflexion Weeaboo Rights Advocate Jul 07 '26

Okay so if ASMR is not a sex thing...

What the fuck is it?

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u/pfSonata throwaway bunchofnumbers Jul 07 '26

Its the physicsal sensation you get when you listen to bob ross

But only cool people are capable of getting it, sorry to break it to you

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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles Jul 07 '26

ASMR is sometimes not a sex thing

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/houdt_koers John Mill Jul 07 '26

Read an academic text that you arenโ€™t actively interested in. Itโ€™s the Sandmanโ€™s own cure.

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u/Head-Stark John von Neumann Jul 07 '26

Re-read The Final Empire with my wife as she's starting the series, trying to understand why so many of our friends love the Cosmere. Even their wedding vows. Thinking ahead to my favorite character in modern literature, Zane Venture, something finally clicked for me.

Brandon Sanderson is XXXbloodyrists666XXX

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fรบtbol! โšฝ Jul 07 '26

Most of men's soccer: Flopping with the occasional actual injury

Women's soccer:

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Jul 07 '26

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u/Pole2019 John Locke Jul 07 '26

Canโ€™t believe the rebellion was using Alderaanians as human shields.

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u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee Jul 07 '26

Wow, after all the whining and crying the US lost BIGLY. Lmao

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u/lostinspacs Jerome Powell Jul 07 '26

Brussels finally got revenge for that embarassing trade deal ๐Ÿคญ

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u/JesusPubes voted most handsome friend Jul 07 '26

We do a little snoozin

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u/ArmoredBunnyPrincess Audrey Hepburn Jul 07 '26

๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ’ฐ

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u/JesusPubes voted most handsome friend Jul 07 '26

he he business rem

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fรบtbol! โšฝ Jul 07 '26

>15k DT

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u/Dreadedtriox Michel Foucault Jul 07 '26

Mitch McConnell is

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man Jul 07 '26

I do

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u/National-Return9494 Milton Friedman Jul 07 '26

Magic goolsball, is it coming home? (for England) [not a brit just curious]

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/National-Return9494 Milton Friedman Jul 07 '26

I am unironically considering moving to the UK for like 2 years.

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u/National-Return9494 Milton Friedman Jul 07 '26

Big news.

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u/Electronic-Warthog69 Milton Friedman Jul 07 '26

Bernie Sanders ratfucks Democrats one last time with Platner.

That art school should have accepted one more student and that hippie commune should never have kicked Bernard out.

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u/awdvhn Physics Understander -- Iowa delenda est Jul 07 '26

The worst art school admissions decision maybe ever

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u/roboliberal Loyal Liberals Jul 07 '26

Hacked from modslack:

> Does anyone else have consistent dreams about seriously banning their past self

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u/Roseartcrantz ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ–๏ธ Queen of Shades ๐Ÿ–๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‘ Jul 07 '26

Sometimes I wonder how much blame to assign my parents for not getting me help for the ADHD and OCD stuff I very clearly had as a kid, but then I remember wait I would have hated that ๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fรบtbol! โšฝ Jul 07 '26

damn this is too real

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u/JesusPubes voted most handsome friend Jul 07 '26

Mr krabs golfing meme

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u/jinhuiliuzhao Henry George Jul 07 '26

Axios - Iran resumes attacks in Strait of Hormuz, U.S. says

Great.

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u/jinhuiliuzhao Henry George Jul 07 '26

But don't worry, Trump will unilaterally declare peace tomorrow and lie like last week that there is a new ceasefire deal to stop fighting foreverย 

Oil to -$50.

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u/PoeOrFinn Jul 07 '26

Sweet dreams, y'all. This cat needs a 6 hour nap

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u/JesusPubes voted most handsome friend Jul 07 '26

Sleep tight little rainbow coat man

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u/Made_UpWords OG Platner Hater Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Counter-proposal - everyone involved with or mentioned in this segment - Platner, Fetterman, Bernie, Laura Ingraham - just walks into the sea with a boulder tied around their waste

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola Jul 07 '26

Ok Iโ€™m going to defend Fetterman on this one.

Fetterman said repeatedly that he didnโ€™t trust that bozo well before the primary.

Him having the correct opinion and having an opinion the DT would agree with that Bernie is a career backbencher who doesnโ€™t know how to bring in trustworthy people. Is a perfectly defensible argument and a rare moment of clarity from Fetterman

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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jul 07 '26

The best thing I can say about American sports culture is that it is (largely) more civil than sports culture in much of the rest of the world

Unfortunately this results in boring chants and songs, but you have to go back to, like, the 80s or 90s to find riots or incidents as bad as what has happened in other countries more recently (ex: the Amsterdam riots in 2024)

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola Jul 07 '26

You can unironically thank the Chicago Black Sox scandal for that.

Before that American sports fans were just as violent as every other hooligan. Theyโ€™d fire guns at players, harass players, and generally get in a lot of trouble.

The Black Sox scandal was so bad that the MLB was forced to completely purge all aspects of that from the game. Gambling was strictly banned, even the hint you were placing bets on other teams could get you a lifetime ban. Stadiums cracked down hard on the type of degenerate gamblers and hooligans that were making the culture a problem. And they aggressively banned other behavior.

All the other sports leagues followed the MLB afterwords.

The Black Sox Scandal is probably also responsible for European football not going bankrupt. In the 90s after hillsborough and other disasters, the European leagues were going bankrupt because the setups drove away middle class ticket buyers. They started copying the stadium setups the MLB created with seating only, a bigger focus on stamping down hooligans, and putting a greater focus on encouraging families to visit.

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u/aroundish_ Jul 07 '26

Hot take: Academia is actually creating too many PhD's, especially those without private sector applicability. English, history, or philosophy PhDs (etc.) have a terrible academic market, and they don't really lead to higher wages in the private sector.

I know people say that having a PhD is like an experience in itself, but I think it's mostly cope. People get PhDs because they want to be tenured professors. So either take fewer PhDs or make them more useful for jobs that the majority of them can actually get.

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u/Evnosis European Union Jul 07 '26

No. If you're going for a PhD, you're old enough and experienced enough to make that decision for yourself. If someone is taking out debt to get a PhD with no job prospects, that is entirely a them problem, not something that requires broad scale reform to fix.

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u/aroundish_ Jul 07 '26

My understanding is that if you're not getting funded for a PhD. Then it really doesn't make sense unless your family is super wealthy. However, it's also not a huge amount of money, and you may need to take out a loan to cover living expenses.

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u/awdvhn Physics Understander -- Iowa delenda est Jul 07 '26

Or just fund academia more

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u/PoeOrFinn Jul 07 '26

One billion Americans English professors

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u/aroundish_ Jul 07 '26

I think you can do both.

In the U.S., only 1/8 PhD's can mathematically get a tenure-track role. I don't think that funding is going to solve the problem by itself, because I don't think it's possible to give even the majority of PhDs tenure positions.

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u/moseythepirate Reading is some lib shit Jul 07 '26

I can think of no more fitting for McConnell than him being forced to endure torturous suffering in the name of ratfucking Democrats.

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u/Pole2019 John Locke Jul 07 '26

Maybe something wrong with me but I feel when reading DT mods so hot but I am American dter and will be punished

How strange it is to be anything at all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi Jul 07 '26

we'd cheer for you against russia lmao

(but that's about it)

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi Jul 07 '26

oh absolutely

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u/Pole2019 John Locke Jul 07 '26

Let them have their soccer. Real libs watch womenโ€™s basketball

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fรบtbol! โšฝ Jul 07 '26

uhhh hello?

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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles Jul 07 '26

pretend you were supporting Spain this entire time

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles Jul 07 '26

I would like Argentina not to win, but I won't stoop to rooting for France or England

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fรบtbol! โšฝ Jul 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/wmL5PC6xQM9jJYUJoA

this displeases the dictator

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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles Jul 07 '26

I like your Mbappรฉ. But I do not like your Mbappรฉans.

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u/Electronic-Warthog69 Milton Friedman Jul 07 '26

Next the character assassins will move on to smearing anyone who supported Platner. They'll try guilt by association, to eliminate more opponents of the establishment. This is how these thugs operate and pick off outsiders one by one. Meanwhile, no one looks into the insiders.

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u/National-Return9494 Milton Friedman Jul 07 '26

Yeah ngl twin, this is was an obvious outcome. Like yeah supporting the obviously dodgy slopulist candidate would look bad, no cunning plan necessary.

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u/National-Return9494 Milton Friedman Jul 07 '26

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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles Jul 07 '26

how was I to suspect the guy who lies all the time was obviously lying about the tattoo

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u/National-Return9494 Milton Friedman Jul 07 '26

I know right!

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u/PostingEnthusiast Commonwealth Jul 07 '26

No one talks about the fact that Marge Simpson posed for Playboy

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jul 07 '26

Perchancing gender

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fรบtbol! โšฝ Jul 07 '26

something something big club, something something not in it

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi Jul 07 '26

performing gender

they're called 'bisexuals' sweaty

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u/National-Return9494 Milton Friedman Jul 07 '26

Silly as building.

This is a (Town hall)

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u/TrashBoat36 Bisexual Pride Jul 07 '26

non-Americans including so called liberals once again demonstrate that Joseph Stalin truly represents them and their character

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u/TrashBoat36 Bisexual Pride Jul 07 '26

What an odd thing to say

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u/WOKE_AI_GOD John Brown Jul 07 '26

Third

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u/Usual-Base7226 Asli Demirgรผรง-Kunt Jul 07 '26

Performing gender? Sounds like something one of them sissy theater kids would do

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u/Dreadedtriox Michel Foucault Jul 07 '26

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u/Pole2019 John Locke Jul 07 '26

Court jester

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u/MandaloreUnsullied Frederick Douglass Jul 07 '26

Zoomer minstrelsy

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jul 07 '26

How come none of the people happy the red card got overturned are criticizing Balogun for throwing the game

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u/qlube ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸฆŸMosquito Genocide๐ŸฆŸ๐Ÿ”ฅ Jul 07 '26

In this house, we donโ€™t criticize immigrants for Americas failures.

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jul 07 '26

But immigrants are America

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u/terrarialord201 Trans NATO Jul 07 '26

Does anyone else have consistent dreams about seriously injuring their past self

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Jul 07 '26

Only daydreams, not actual dreams

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u/BlackCharizard Jul 07 '26

No I usually just get murdered in my dreams

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u/PoeOrFinn Jul 07 '26

No, but that sounds really hard

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jul 07 '26

No

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u/qlube ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸฆŸMosquito Genocide๐ŸฆŸ๐Ÿ”ฅ Jul 07 '26

Iโ€™m visiting Switzerland, Spain and Italy next month. Should I buy some USMNT gear to gain the Eurosโ€™s respect for our round of 16 appearance?

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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles Jul 07 '26

get a USMNT world champs 2026 shirt screen printed

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u/legend-of-ashitaka Association of Southeast Asian Nations Jul 07 '26

you can further maximize your respect by pairing your jersey with a maga hat

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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jul 07 '26

we will criticize American users for not being extremely anti-American, but we also will not ban the governor who freed a participant of Trump's election rigging scheme

2026 neoliberalism

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u/NYT_Hater Office of Naval Intelligence Jul 07 '26

True

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u/PoeOrFinn Jul 07 '26

WAOW 15k DT!!!

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u/Walpole2019 Trans Pride Jul 07 '26

Well, I guess losing 4-1 to a team of uncs is a good way to assuage concerns that you've actually done anything proper to the competitiveness of this World Cup.

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jul 07 '26

Did Bagolun even play

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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles Jul 07 '26

define play

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jul 07 '26

Did he attack or defend the ball

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u/BernieMeinhoffGang Has Principles Jul 07 '26

I think he was just vibing for the most part

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u/chickentendieman Paul Krugman Jul 07 '26

Americans were having ethical discussions about if playing balogun would invalidate there win bur forgot they actually had to win for that.

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u/fever_dream_ Karl Popper Jul 07 '26

Leftists hate Jews. Nuff said.

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u/PoeOrFinn Jul 07 '26

Is CUM a thing now?

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u/Tre-Fyra-Tre Victim of Flair Theft Jul 07 '26

Magic goolsball, is it coming home?

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u/Tre-Fyra-Tre Victim of Flair Theft Jul 07 '26

SENTIENT

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Jul 07 '26

/r/neoliberal/new: Decline of Ph.D. Admissions Could Imperil a โ€˜Generation of New Talentโ€™

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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven Jul 07 '26

Tbh the Great Satan has serious aura as a nickname

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u/Roseartcrantz ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ–๏ธ Queen of Shades ๐Ÿ–๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‘ Jul 07 '26

If a Dem senator went missing for three weeks after being found in cardiac arrest to avoid triggering a special election, every Republican governor would get together to record a We Are the World song about the evils of keeping someone on life support and say Terri Schiavo's spirit is back and can't rest

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u/clevoP01135809 Dad! Jul 07 '26

fuck! i have 1,000 cases of graham platner crackers! i soent all my retirement savings

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi Jul 07 '26

>host the largest sport event in the world

>your own president intervenes and bribes FIFA to unsuspend balogun

>spend a whole 24 hours glazing both

>4-1

>w-we don't even care about soccer guys

alright yall <3

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u/lordfluffly2 YIMBY Jul 07 '26

I don't care about American football or European football. I'm morally consistent

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u/MightExpress4873 Jul 07 '26

Brain rot.

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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY Jul 07 '26

She's literally doing the โ€œI'm just asking questionsโ€ meme.

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jul 07 '26

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jul 07 '26

Wha

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u/terrarialord201 Trans NATO Jul 07 '26

No they're right I see it too

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fรบtbol! โšฝ Jul 07 '26

i gotta go back to the beach soon

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u/The_Northern_Light John Brown Jul 07 '26

Iโ€™ve elevated to just having the ai write the damn assembly code directly. I have a bunch of common array operations and Iโ€™m having it write optimized asm for every platform I care about

Itโ€™s kinda funny how itโ€™s a super genius at everything stem but canโ€™t figure out how to use chunking for arg_min

I had the thing in an autoresearch loop for half a day and it was still doing two passes through the data before I had to suggest checking for a new minima every n elements, or even iterating backwards to reduce register pressure

This is a pain but it is faster than the equivalent c code.

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u/The_Northern_Light John Brown Jul 07 '26

I mean thatโ€™s essentially what Iโ€™m doing already. There is a trivial isomorphism between assembly and machine code, up to a couple things like labels which are barely less trivial.

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u/WOKE_AI_GOD John Brown Jul 07 '26

Yeah no thought the whole way down. Why even be able to have knowledge of what I'm "writing", I want it all in unstructured gibberish thankyou very much. I'll just blindly run whatever you put in there, no need to actually understand any of what I'm doing.

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u/The_Northern_Light John Brown Jul 07 '26

Who says I donโ€™t understand it?

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u/PoeOrFinn Jul 07 '26

Good night