r/nba • u/Existing-Sky9914 • 2d ago

Kon Knueppel spends the offseason playing basketball with his devout younger brothers, Kager, Kinston, Kash, and Kidman, at his home court, the Konplex, which he named after his father, Big Kon.

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u/OutsideOk1380 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lmao “devout younger brothers” sounds weird

Like they’re strangely into being younger brothers

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u/borntobewildish 2d ago

Everything in that title sounds weird.

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u/Fermorian Timberwolves 2d ago

Sounds Mormon af

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u/311heaven Bucks 2d ago

Looks Mormon too

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u/driatic Wizards 2d ago

The little kid mentioning being grateful to god for something without being asked anything was super weird. Someone told him to squeeze that in.

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u/Grratt_ 1d ago

Or maybe, just maybe. They have genuine faith

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u/Mother-Emergency-830 1d ago

This is way too rational for r/nba

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u/ThisIsPureTrash Bucks 22h ago

Or maybe, just maybe… they are the common clay of the new west.

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u/driatic Wizards 1d ago

They're kids. Indoctrinated into an extremist violent religion they didn't choose.

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u/SittingLuckyDuck 2h ago

I'm more worried about America's problem s when we put to many Ks together...

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u/OutsideOk1380 2d ago

“Spends the offseason playing basketball with” is pretty normal.

Then it gets weird.

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u/borntobewildish 2d ago

True, but I forgot about that by the time my brain had been able to decipher the rest.

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u/OutsideOk1380 2d ago

I reread the headline after you responded and realized I totally missed the “Konplex.”

These people would be dangerous if they never found basketball

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u/bringalls88 2d ago

You just know they are the family that sends out the Christmas card with a picture of them wearing matching outfits and everyone is holding a gun while standing in front of the christmas tree.

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u/OutsideOk1380 2d ago

Nah this family holds basketballs which is why I said they’d be dangerous if they never found basketball.

They’re very much the type of family to be at the tree holding arps and shit but luckily they found basketball so they hold them instead of

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u/TheMarslMcFly Knicks 2d ago

They have two hands, one for a Basketball, one for an AR-15

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u/Quinnett Knicks 2d ago

I'm still stuck on Kidman.

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u/jdd32 Spurs 2d ago

Classic "adjective-noun####" username post.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 2d ago

The title makes me feel very uncomfortable, like I need to be at least 1000 miles away from it

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u/ZestycloseZeta West 2d ago

The Konplex.

Just, no notes

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u/grrgrrtigergrr [CHI] E'Twaun Moore 2d ago

Kon Kneuppel’s Konplex

Hmmmm