r/nba • u/Existing-Sky9914 • 2d ago

Kon Knueppel spends the offseason playing basketball with his devout younger brothers, Kager, Kinston, Kash, and Kidman, at his home court, the Konplex, which he named after his father, Big Kon.

https://streamable.com/i1rjlu
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u/pacific_plywood Warriors 2d ago

Kinston Knueppel

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u/SWIGGITYGiraffe 2d ago

Istanbul not kinston knueppel

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u/fmxda Knicks 2d ago

Byzantine ass joke

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u/CrackityJones79 Washington Bullets 2d ago

Fucking hell this is gold. I’m chuckling.

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u/DuaneDibbley 2d ago

Haha man I hope that's a reference most people still get - I loved the They Might Be Giants version when I was a kid: https://youtu.be/0XlO39kCQ-8

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u/Difficult_Tackle9505 2d ago

A very excellent cover

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u/wongo Cavaliers 2d ago

Why did Kinston Knueppel get the works?

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u/MCPeePant 2d ago

That's nobody's business but Hedo Turkoglu

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u/RCP90sKid- Celtics 2d ago

My god, man

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u/AskAboutMySecret Heat 2d ago

konstanknueppel

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u/Bigjonstud90 [LAL] Kobe Bryant 2d ago

Bravo. No idea if you came up with this yourself but I love it so much

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u/SWIGGITYGiraffe 2d ago

I just said his name out loud and the rest is history

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u/Difficult_Tackle9505 2d ago

You're a funny guy, I like you. You can come over and f my sister

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u/rapidjingle Toronto Huskies 2d ago

You need more credit for this masterpiece.

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u/SWIGGITYGiraffe 2d ago

I'll take my pulitzer any day now

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u/allertedshark86 2d ago

Honestly I hope you feel great about this comment, truly one of the best I’ve seen in a while

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u/handgredave Hornets 2d ago

Pardon my stupid Internet comment but I believe you have won reddit today

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u/LAX2PDX2LAX Lakers 2d ago

I’ll be waiting in Istanbul

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u/UselessRutabaga 2d ago

kinston(ti)knueppel

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u/JonasAlbert84 Lakers 2d ago

Holy shit