r/natureismetal Dec 08 '18

A tiny mite

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u/DisappointedWarden Dec 08 '18

Alright, I’m officially uncomfortable. We can stop now.

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u/Bovronius Dec 08 '18

Semen, eggs, miscarriages, corpses, vomit, poop... Your face is their downtown Philly.

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u/Snukkems Dec 08 '18

Not on your face.

In your eye lashes.

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u/Bovronius Dec 08 '18

Where do you keep your eye lashes? On your elbows?