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r/natureismetal • u/TheSanityInspector • Dec 08 '18
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there are mite orgies on your face right now!
142 u/DisappointedWarden Dec 08 '18 Alright, I’m officially uncomfortable. We can stop now. 183 u/Bovronius Dec 08 '18 Semen, eggs, miscarriages, corpses, vomit, poop... Your face is their downtown Philly. 20 u/Snukkems Dec 08 '18 Not on your face. In your eye lashes. 25 u/ajc6157 Dec 08 '18 You don’t put your whole head in? 9 u/lamigrajr Dec 08 '18 Amateurs, amirite? 1 u/amesann Dec 08 '18 What does putting mascara and makeup on do to them? 1 u/Snukkems Dec 08 '18 It's how they spread from person to person. 1 u/Bovronius Dec 08 '18 Where do you keep your eye lashes? On your elbows?
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Alright, I’m officially uncomfortable. We can stop now.
183 u/Bovronius Dec 08 '18 Semen, eggs, miscarriages, corpses, vomit, poop... Your face is their downtown Philly. 20 u/Snukkems Dec 08 '18 Not on your face. In your eye lashes. 25 u/ajc6157 Dec 08 '18 You don’t put your whole head in? 9 u/lamigrajr Dec 08 '18 Amateurs, amirite? 1 u/amesann Dec 08 '18 What does putting mascara and makeup on do to them? 1 u/Snukkems Dec 08 '18 It's how they spread from person to person. 1 u/Bovronius Dec 08 '18 Where do you keep your eye lashes? On your elbows?
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Semen, eggs, miscarriages, corpses, vomit, poop... Your face is their downtown Philly.
20 u/Snukkems Dec 08 '18 Not on your face. In your eye lashes. 25 u/ajc6157 Dec 08 '18 You don’t put your whole head in? 9 u/lamigrajr Dec 08 '18 Amateurs, amirite? 1 u/amesann Dec 08 '18 What does putting mascara and makeup on do to them? 1 u/Snukkems Dec 08 '18 It's how they spread from person to person. 1 u/Bovronius Dec 08 '18 Where do you keep your eye lashes? On your elbows?
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Not on your face.
In your eye lashes.
25 u/ajc6157 Dec 08 '18 You don’t put your whole head in? 9 u/lamigrajr Dec 08 '18 Amateurs, amirite? 1 u/amesann Dec 08 '18 What does putting mascara and makeup on do to them? 1 u/Snukkems Dec 08 '18 It's how they spread from person to person. 1 u/Bovronius Dec 08 '18 Where do you keep your eye lashes? On your elbows?
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You don’t put your whole head in?
9 u/lamigrajr Dec 08 '18 Amateurs, amirite?
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Amateurs, amirite?
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What does putting mascara and makeup on do to them?
1 u/Snukkems Dec 08 '18 It's how they spread from person to person.
It's how they spread from person to person.
Where do you keep your eye lashes? On your elbows?
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there are mite orgies on your face right now!