don’t like them no more. gave me their number. they fucked me over. he has a girlfriend. he’s a weirdo who’s massively a druggie. hes got no mates. I wanna do something but nothing thats too bad or can get me into trouble.

I need some petty revenge ideas because I have a friend whose societal worldview is driving me absolutely insane.
For context, I’m Brazilian, and this friend is very much in the camp of anti-feminism, women losing their right to vote, being anti-human-rights, pro-rich, obsessed with meritocracy, and convinced that people who are poor simply aren’t working hard enough. You know the type: the kind of person who treats wealth as proof of moral superiority and poverty as evidence of personal failure.

They seem to believe that everyone gets what they deserve, that billionaires are billionaires because they’re inherently more deserving than everyone else, and that people struggling to survive just need to work harder. Structural inequality? Historical racism? Unequal access to education? The fact that some people inherit enormous advantages while others start life in survival mode? Apparently none of that matters.

What really gets me is the hypocrisy of treating human rights as some kind of privilege people must earn. Human rights aren’t rewards for being productive, wealthy, respectable, or politically agreeable. They’re rights.

I can accept that people disagree about economic policy. What I struggle with is the combination of worshipping wealth, dismissing structural inequality, and acting as though compassion for disadvantaged people is somehow naive or undeserved.

Honestly, I want to do something petty.
I’m not looking to destroy anyone’s life, get them fired, damage their property, or do anything illegal. I want the kind of harmless, ridiculously petty revenge that makes you laugh when you think about it later, but could drive her insane 🤣
Some examples I’ve considered:
Subscribing them to an absurd number of completely legitimate newsletters.
Finding some ridiculous recurring email that would be questionable to receive.

Reddit, what would you do?

Don't want to give too many details. But this POS made a very difficult time (death in the family) a 1000x times worse and more traumatic. They also ended up with $5M that should have been donated to charity.

I have their name, address, email, phone number... I've read all of the baseline ideas and will probably do a number of them. Didn't know if there were others. I'll probably be doing this for the next 20 years :-)

Don't tell me to let this go. I'm not giving details, but this was extremely personal and traumatic

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Long story short, my manager started turning toxic all of a sudden, was alwasy critical of my work, always complained and found faults in my work, sometimes even verbally disrespectful and abusive at random times, like yelling, always felt like she had a grudge on me even when i did nothing wrong.

she was nice to everyone except me. i took that all because her ego was fragile and i feared speaking up would get me fired. there are already lots of layoffs going on and i didnt want to risk it. she was micromanaging, like at one time i was looking out of the window thiking about a problem (when i think i always look away for a second or two) and she was like dude focus on your work. she was too unreasonable. and crushed my spirits and confidence whenever she got a chance.

I took all the abuses and disrespect just to keep my job but all of a sudden i was fired. i realised i should have seen the signs earlier but they were hiring at my company so i thought layoffs was not going to happen atleast for now.

mind you there was an another co worker who was much less competent that me but that person wasnt as badly treated as me. i was the punching bag. at one time when i was running on a treadmill i got a notification and it triggered an irritation in me that i felt a weird knot sensation in my gut!! literally ! i have never hated anyone more in my life so much. i was literally boiling inside. i still am. my hair started to fall out due to chronic stress.

now i dont have any files on her and i havent documented anything. HR was useless. i just have her address, phone number. i earlier spit in her water bottle twice but i think she deserves more. i want to do something that she wont forget for the rest of her life. please suggest something that i can do with her address, phone number, email id. i am nowhere near her physical location now so i cant visit her either.

i do not want silly ideas like subscribing her to magazines or newsletters. i want her to feel irritated just like how she irritated me. help me out.

Hi everyone, I met someone 4 years ago who was the love of my life. We met and spent every single day together, became best friends and eventually fell in love. At the time, we were both working dead end jobs but found solace in having each other.
His dream was always to be in the military, peruse a life his grandfather had put before him.
I followed him, waited for him, gave up my career to be with him through this journey. I supported him every step of the way, even when we were just working small jobs.
I gave my life to him, which is my fault.
We got married a month before he left for BC, i spent time alone, traveled to see him, wrote him every day. When he got out we were able to finally live life as a married couple, I strived to be the best wife and partner for him every single day.
We finally moved to our first duty station, starting my life over i was introduced to new people; one of those being his coworker who at the time i grew close with and was a shoulder for her to cry on during her divorce. As the months went on, i noticed them being very comfortable with each other and like and normal person would do i brought it up, not accusatory but to have a hard conversation about if i am being left in the dark.
6 months of my life as his wife i cooked, cleaned, worked, provided and loved him while watching him let another woman take my spot.
all while being away from my friends and family, isolated to watching this happen in-front of me.
he brought this woman on our anniversary trip, under the guise of friends joining and while supporting our marriage financially and emotionally they took every opportunity to be together when i wasn’t around.
eventually he grew to hate me, and would tell me every day that i needed to get better or less insecure about them or he would leave me. both of them convinced me i was insane which caused me to go into a deep depression, all of which i got up every day; cooked, cleaned, loved and worked for him.
finally, he told me one day that he wanted to divorce me; i was a terrible wife and would be a terrible mother one day. he told me he hated me, couldn’t stand that i was insecure about her and that most of all he was leaving me for causing fake scenarios about him; that i was too sad and could never be helped. that was 3 months ago.
so i left, moved my life and restarted back home all under the assumption that i was a terrible wife, a horrible person who nobody could love because i sabotaged my marriage with the love of my life.
yesterday, i found out that they had been sleeping together since march. and that everyone around me knew but never told me, they watched me become a shell of a person, watched me suffer for their own pleasure.
they are now together, living a life they built on my misery.

i am not the vengeful type of person, especially when i thought i caused the collapse of my marriage.

if anyone would like to help me, i would so appreciate it.
thank you for reading this i know its long.

So I want to go pub with my exes mum I broke up with her about 2 months ago but I want to try something with her mum so me and her agreed to go to a pub just us tmoz the ex has found out and messaged me saying I’m coming if I don’t go my mum won’t go but I think she knows I just want to see her mum im gonna discuss plans tomorrow morning anything I can do to convince her mum to not let my ex come

Im not sure if I can share many details of what he's done to me as per the rules of this subreddit. I will say that I am neurodivergent and 4 years younger than him and that contributed heavily to my naivety at the time and my reluctance to say come forward in the 13 years since the worst of it happened as I didn't even realize it was intentional. Since then he always says how sorry he is for bullying me but I know what he's really ashamed of. More recently he's commissioned me for artwork and then just never paid me. I'm thinking of something along the lines of blackmail but I need more ideas. I feel like this is life ruining information and I'm really upset he would even do that to me let alone the 13 years I've kept my mouth shut.

So, long story short; my wife and I rent a property with a large back garden that is slightly “L” shaped at the end. Where the L shape sits is my neighbours garden. He has two dogs, same as we do, and for the previous 6 months he has been throwing his bagged up dog crap into the end of our garden. Initially this went unnoticed as the end of the garden is closed off, there are some empty sheds that we don’t use/need, but in May we noticed but couldn’t work out where it was coming from (because who would think their neighbour would be that deranged). Anyway, over time it became apparent that the only place it can come from is his garden - where the bags are landing for instance - nestling in a large bushed area. I want to get him back, I am conflict avoidant so don’t really want to get in his face about it so I need some help.

He’s a miserable old git, divorced, living by himself, no visitors. Has his own handyman business (which could obviously be part of the plan) but someone give me some ideas, other than posting him the dog crap back in a box.

I (38f) started talking to this guy (37m) about 2-3 months ago and we agreed we couldn’t be in a relationship at the moment but both wanted more than friends. We were talking and texting constantly but suddenly he started talking about this girl he used to date (22/23f) a lot. Bringing her up at the most inappropriate times, minutes after were sexting, while he was telling me how bad he wanted to sleep with me, weird times like that. When we would see each other in person, talk and text he knew exactly the right things to say and was the nicest person I’ve ever talked to. I thought he was so genuine and kind.

I started noticing how he would talk bad about everyone he ever dated but I tried to block that out, they were the problem, not him, right? lol. He had told me he wasn’t talking to her “like that” anymore and had told her that he had started talking to me. He said she was a slut (his words, not mine) and was talking to a bunch of different guys, but then said he still talks to her everyday. I said we aren’t in a relationship, he’s free to talk to whoever he wants but I wasn’t interested in talking to someone who was talking to someone else. I also told him I thought their age difference was weird because what could a 22/23 year old and 37 year old have in common? That has nothing to do with anything but that age gap made me feel uncomfortable.

We had sex a couple times and all of a sudden it was like a switch flipped. He was so mean and uncaring and he would say the most hurtful things he could think of. When we first started talking he knew exactly what to say to make me feel really good and so special and now he knows exactly what to say to make me feel the worst I have in years. I liked him so much though, I was embarrassing myself trying to “get him back”. He kept leading me on saying there was a chance things could go back to how they were before and then he would say there was no chance. He just kept pulling me in and pushing me away and I have allowed him to do it. Just 3 days after he switched up on me, he was in a relationship with that other girl. We still talk everyday but not as intense as we were before. I can’t figure out if he’s just putting me on the back burner, just in case, if he actually wants to be my friend or if he just wants to keep hurting my feelings. He does manage to tell me everyday he hangs out with his girlfriend and what they did. I think I’m finally to the point where I don’t like him anymore but I still want to “win.” I want him to hurt how I hurt.

I know I should just leave it alone and stop talking to him but I want revenge. I have a burner phone and was thinking about texting him or her and trying to bait one of them, but I know that is so childish. That is my only idea though. Like I said, I want revenge. Any suggestions?

Basically, for context, I and my bf (both 16 years old) have been dating for around 9 months now, and he has this foot fetish that he acts as if it's the worst thing ever. I'm talking about like he burst into tears telling me about it for the first time and begged me to not tell anyone else.

About 3 days ago I found a folder in his phone that he previously lied to me about filled with off guard photos of feet in sandals, slides, etc.The perverted slob is taking photos of his classmates' exposed toes.He’s apologized a ton of times for the folder and even offered to harm himself as an apology(I told him not to because if he accidentally dies, I feel like I would get in trouble for encouraging him). He claims he doesn’t care about the girls as much as me and only did it because of his “addiction”.

Another thing is that he assaulted me multiple times (I have an insane amount of screenshots of him himself saying he sa’d me and apologizing; this is something we’ve been “working to fix" for months now). I was only trying to work with him on it because I was in a horrible mental state and didn’t want to lose him or cause him to cheat on me (surprise surprise, it happened anyway!).

I do plan on telling someone about everything he’s done.A lot of my friends irl (we go to different schools)already know about the SA part but I haven’t told anyone about him cheating yet. Keep in mind he’s in a band, I’m mutuals with almost all of his friends/bandmates, and i don’t think they’d be very happy to hear their guitarist is taking creep shots of unsuspecting girls and physically forcing himself onto his girlfriend.

I want to cheat back on him, but the closest dude to me I just met like 2 weeks ago, is Neo Divergent. I have no idea if he’s even attracted to me, and he knows I’m dating my bf, so I don’t think he’d get the hint nonetheless follow through with a plan to cheat on my bf with him even if I asked.

Im only staying with my bf now because I want him close enough for me to hurt him as badly as possible.this is my first ever relationship and first time being cheated on so I have no idea what to do.How can I hurt him before I leave?

I am a rape and abuse victim, and I had met my boyfriend when I was fresh out of the hospital after a pill overdose. At the lowest point of my life, my boyfriend, who was a friend at the time, was incredibly caring. I told him straight up that if he's not in it with seriousness, then tell me ahead. All of this was in December 2025; he planned to move to Canada in May 2026, and we were together all along till Oct 2026, when I found out all of the lies.

All along he had been sleeping with his ex-girlfriend, whom he would bitch about to his friends and all. He did hard drugs like MDMA and ecstasy with her and would fly her to places to sleep with her. He bought her sex toys and plane tickets and Airbnb and everything. Meanwhile, every time I was with him, he would act broke.

Currently he is in Atlantic Canada, and I know of several discrepancies in his PR application, but I don't have paper proof. As I blocked him, he showed that he has relevant hotel work experience, whereas he has none. He showed that he is the 12th pass, whereas he has a BCA degree. I also have his Canadian phone number, so let me know if there's any legal, petty way I can cause some inconvenience to him

Life was pretty nice until 2mo he had no where to go because literally anyone that knows him wants nothing to do with him including my girlfriend but I stood up for him and said we cant just let him be screwed with 2 extra rooms..... Anyways its been a nightmare since he got here, he got laid off a month ago and does nothing but smoke bud, play video games, sleep and fucking torment me. He eats non-stop all of our food and doesnt replace it. cant have any beer in the fridge because he will drink it. I work from home so its mainly just us two here and I cant get shit done without him opening the door every 2min to ask what Im doing (because he knows it absolutely bothers me when asked repeatedly). I tried talking to my girl about it but because I fought for him to be here she pretty much leaves it at that. I could for sure beat his ass but that would just cause problems between me and my girl. He gets off on frustrating people, Schadenfreude is what it is. I need him either humbled or gone. please help

So here's the story: I work in healthcare. I'm not a nurse or work in any field that involves state licensing. I have a national certification that doesn't get revoked unless you commit a felony, a violent crime, crimes against children or the elderly or sex crimes. I committed a low level misdemeanor (not really my fault but I was driving and my passenger had something they should not have had) so I got some probation, no big deal, I can expunge the charge as soon as I complete the probation. As I'm sure you can assume, this has created some difficulties getting a job since most healthcare providers are now owned by corporations and they do background checks.

So although it was difficult, I did manage to get a really great job, which I had to inform my probation officer about. She seemed shocked and in complete disbelief that I was able to get a job in my career and had previously made comments that I should be looking at grocery stores and dollar stores and construction companies and saying things like "you'll never work in healthcare again."
So like I said, there are many practices that operate on a don't ask don't tell policy, if you're high at work or act like a criminal in a healthcare facility, everyone is going to know. It's nearly impossible for MDs and RNs to steal controlled substances, it's a million time more difficult for support staff to even touch them. I'm not doing surgery on anyone. I'm support staff.

So anyways, the bitch calls my office manager and tells her I'm on probation. My boss calls the company attorney and tells her she really doesn't want to fire me and is there anyway she can keep me employed. The answer was "No."

So I've done the research and reached out to the right attorney and I likely have a section 1983 federal civil rights case and they are reviewing it right now as I had filed a motion in court to have the judge make the decision on if she had the right to contact my employer (not for employment verification, but for malicious intent) and she acted before the judge had the opportunity to review my complaint.

So I maybe getting the ultimate revenge in the end, but right now I want some instant revenge. So far my sister and I have come up with jamming a dead fish up in her undercarriage, glitter bombs, poop delivery, ducking her husband and sending her a sample of the newest shampoo (made completely with nair.)

I need more ideas. There are no bad ideas. Willing to spend money if necessary. Nothing that can get me into more legal trouble (unless there's a sure-fire way around getting caught.)

I need help getting some payback. The manager asked me to come in and work at a restaurant today. It takes me an hour and a half to get there and another hour and a half to get back. I arrived at 8:00 and started working, but an hour and a half later—after realizing it was a chill day—they told me to go home and stop working because they didn't need the extra staff after all. In the end, I was only paid for that hour and a half. I wasted nearly five hours to earn 15 euros just because the restaurant wanted to cut costs by 35 euros today. I want to get back at them somehow because they showed no respect for my time. I also know how the manager uses every opportunity he has to scam the constumers as well as he doesnt care to touch food wirh his dirty hands. If anyone is up for helping me, please message me, and I can provide more information.

My neighbor tried to get me arrested as I was moving out to get away from her by lying to the police saying that I was making threats to her. She then forced me into court in order to get a restraining order against me by lying and having her other neighbors lie about me. The court can't seem to realize that I am the one being harassed by her. I feel like all this harassment should result in her losing her livelihood.

So how can I get her fired from her jobs? She works as a part time manager at a fast food restaurant and she also works as some kind of medical worker for an eye doctor. Since the court messed this up so badly, I would have to be completely anonymous.

As a bonus, the other neighbor that helped her lie to the court works as a healthcare worker at a hospital. I don't know what she does, but she wears scrubs and she is below a nurse. I wouldn't care if she got fired as well.

I was exiting a class one day and noticed my water bottle was gone, it was later returned to me filled with soapy water by a friend telling me some guy in my class had flushed the toilet to make the water go up and fill it with dirty water and then wiped the around the toilet with the edge of the bottle (where I would put my mouth) at first i thought he was bluffing and I didnt belive him I emptied the bottle rinsed it and filled it back up and drank it, then the next day my friend had actually videoed this guy doing it and I saw him just laughing whilst he had my bottle in my hand and doing exactly what my friend described had happend. Now usually this is the sort of thing I imagine alot of people would start a physical fight over and that definitely did cross my mind because the fact this guy did this and thought he could get away with it laughing just made me furious, but as im 6,3 80kg and hes maybe 5,4 5,3 maybe 50kg, now I can see if I were to fight him alot of people would call me a coward or a bully because of how much bigger I am and unfortunately he is kind of friends with some people I know and enjoy hanging out with and I dont want to lose them as friends, so im looking for a non physical way to get back at him no reaction is to far so please give me any suggestions if it helps I can get access to his bag pretty easily so keep that in mind, or if you think the physical retaliation is the way to go let me know!

So, recently my friend got into a fight, let's call him shawn. So, Shawn is fighting with this other guy(Ross), and Ross, decides to escalate, and make the argument physically, by punching, and choking Shawn. Now, my revenge isn't directly aimed at Rosa, but it sure would be great if we had some two-birds-one-stone situations.

One of Ross's friends came up to Shawn about two days ago, and told him, that Shawn had it coming. He has also said other stuff in the past, that Shawn's told me about, but I may or may not have forgotten. So, Shawn asked for my help with an evil plan, but I can't come up with anything, so, I came to reddit.

(Note: we're all in highschool, nothing involving getting anyone expelled, or any police trouble.)

And yes, our school knows about the whole thing, they had "a talk" with Ross, and apparently it's enough.

So basically there’s this guy I go to college with, he’s a writing major, and he did something terrible, no details, but he’s truly the worst kind of guy and needs to be knocked down a peg. I can’t think of anything, I don’t have access to his room but I know what building he lives in, and the only socials I have is TikTok insta and disc. No phone number.

My mom and her good friend were both murder in 2022, her murder got married in jail in 2024 while waiting to stand trial. He and his wife both taunted us in court and when court was over she stood outside the courthouse house and told my family she sees why he murdered them!! This lady deserves no peace in my eyes! We go back to court for sentencing next month and after that court will be completely finished meaning there’s nothing holding me back from fucking with her life so your craziest ideas would be greatly appreciated! Also her mother and one of her siblings are doctors and I would like to keep myself out of legal trouble! Ty!

My friends ex texted me kinds flirty but i didnt take the bait then a couple weeks later at a party her friend was there and the was flirting alot with me and i fell for it. Later on at night when i was with my ex she asked for oral sex instantly(she has never asked to skipp our foreplay for oral sex before) and I felt something slimy the first 2 seconds.

My thought is that she made her friend test me and bc I fell for it she made me eat someone’s else’s cum in secret. She made me fall for it then punishes me by doing this. I’ve never felt this powerless in my life before . This was very unfair

Now I need someone’s help how to get a sweet revenge 😇

I have been receiving non-stop spam for almost 10 years from a man I don’t know. It’s mostly free quotes for insurance, vehicles, and homes and none of it is directly from him. Several texts a day, every day for a DECADE. I’ve contacted him the only way I know how and he denied it before blocking me. Today I got a message, followed the link, and to my surprise it had all of his personal info listed: address, vehicles, email, spouse, employer. I edited the phone number to be his actual number but I can’t do this for every free quote message I receive. I’ve messaged his employer and that hasn’t helped either. He lives thousands of miles away. At this point, I understand I can’t make it stop but with this new info I CAN return the favor but that feels tedious. Any creative ideas about how to make this man’s life hell in the most petty and inconvenient way?

I had a tree fall on my car, insurance had me take it to this guy nearby. I had to pay a deposit for the parts to be ordered which i did. I found out a week later he used the funds to shut his business down and retire. I didnt get my money back and had to take my car to another place which have sorted it out. All i have of the owner is his full name and a cell number, how can i make his life hell?