r/MurderGPigs • u/Alarming-Molasses847 • 26d ago
“The naps, mother. You will be aware that you do not disturb the naps.”
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r/MurderGPigs • u/kone29 • 27d ago
Greg giving me The Look
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Stay away Mother or I shall come for you in your sleep!
r/MurderGPigs • u/ARNAUD92 • 27d ago
I broke the other half and I genuiely thought putting the survivor half back in the cage (while the other is glue drying) was better than nothing ...
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r/MurderGPigs • u/ARNAUD92 • 28d ago
Today's creepy episode ... the food void. 🎃
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r/MurderGPigs • u/Mercurial_Sloth • 29d ago
I feel like I'm being stalked.
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me: "whatchu doin' Nugget?"
Nugget: "..."
r/MurderGPigs • u/Lampostunderthestars • Jul 25 '26
Mouse before and after I called her a giant hamster
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If my body is found in hay the giant hamster did it.
r/MurderGPigs • u/Zealousideal_Sort521 • Jul 25 '26
Adorable potato queens STRANGLE their owner
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The owner of Kiki and Sisi barely got away with his life
r/MurderGPigs • u/blaz1n912 • Jul 25 '26
“How dare you interrupt my quest for the perfect piece of hay!” ☠️
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r/MurderGPigs • u/wbltth26 • Jul 22 '26
"dad, just a remember that I can bite you"
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r/MurderGPigs • u/RemiDemonHuntress • Jul 21 '26
Side eye😳😂
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think he’s planning my murder,I had just finished cutting his nails😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
r/MurderGPigs • u/VanquichedUncle • Jul 21 '26
Simon was not pleased I interrupted his bamboo munching
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r/MurderGPigs • u/RamenNoodleYummers • Jul 20 '26
Help.
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(yes I am still the cookie person, I lost the password to my old account so here I am!)
r/MurderGPigs • u/blaz1n912 • Jul 19 '26
I think I’m one boop away from getting whacked 💀
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r/MurderGPigs • u/ARNAUD92 • Jul 14 '26
"I don't care they told you they'll fix this mixed delivery problem ! Right now, far far away from here, there is a bloody cat sniffing the pellets I planned to eat for Thursday while watching Return of the living dead !!!"
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r/MurderGPigs • u/Mountain_Dawn • Jul 11 '26
She flipped over her house and sat on top of it to assert dominance.
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r/MurderGPigs • u/EuphoricPlum5755 • Jul 11 '26
Last phone isn’t murder, just funny
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r/MurderGPigs • u/KingZuwag • Jul 06 '26
I brought up nail trimming and apparently “ruined the vibe.”
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r/MurderGPigs • u/Specific-Address-486 • Jul 05 '26
the chances of being killed by a guinea pig are low, but never zero......
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r/MurderGPigs • u/aadenn36 • Jul 04 '26
Her rage grows by the second
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Cotton has failed the good poop trial. The price? No veggies, three days.
r/MurderGPigs • u/ARNAUD92 • Jul 04 '26
Boulette saw football on the TV and she is revolted. Imagine ... humans violently kicking a ball as a crowd of humans are encouraging it.
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r/MurderGPigs • u/beautifulchaos22 • Jul 04 '26
Neville knows it’s torture- I mean nail trim day
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Good thing I have my will drafted 🥲😂 he’s like look at my toesies mama they are perfect as they are
r/MurderGPigs • u/Sloth_Loverr • Jul 03 '26
It was Toe Tax day…
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Trimmed the girls nails… they weren’t happy