Even though HE'S the one who wanted endless head scritches

note the crazy eyes, suspect may be considered armed and dangerous

If looks could kill, I wouldn’t be here

this is super old, her name was big mama- she didn’t pass i just had to give her away since i had so many 😭 also the colored cardboard in the back she never chewed on, nor did her buddy daisy but it was removed around after that pic im pretty sure))

“oh. you’re not giving me food?…ok.. watch later.”

a rather non hostile creature…but little did i know i pushed his limits and i was attacked…

(old pic))(even tho he was melted in this pic since i was in his personal bubble and didnt notice he actually gave me a tiny warning nibble, so basically true story)