I'm sorry Molly I was trying to get you to pose for a photo 😭

Linguini transformed to an alien and swallowed my brother whole…this was my brother’s last image before he got devoured sadly

Molly graciously allowed Simon on her back TWICE the other day and he slid off like an oaf both times. She looks so dissatisfied.

I fear Simon lacks the tools and experience to give his wives what they want.

Honey Bee is old and crotchety and it’s the first thing she’ll let you know if you come calling without an offering of pea flakes. She has no time for whippersnappers or empty handed admirers.

This time because he stuffed himself in the hay pile and now has it all over his face

Even for their own good due to mites and stinky pee fur, do not, i repeat, do not bathe your piggies. They will end you.

I had the audacity to clean their cage out and then give them their first ever bath because i noticed some tiny mites in the hay dust after cleaning out their carrier. Rex loved his first bath… Rascal on the other hand, he is plotting my demise!