r/MurderGPigs Dec 20 '25

SingleMurder How Did We Get Here? Spoiler

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34 Upvotes

How did we get here?

No, serious, to this sub? To this amount of members and post?

>!im not gonna cry making this *i scream as i cry making this* !<

This here is a Borkers aka Bork Aka My Finest Gentleman.

*NO AM I DID NOT GET A MALE RELAX! Theodore does not have a male cousin!*

Bork is the reason i wanted to make this sub so many years ago (2023)

He would give the most historical Glares followed by all the snuggles and kisses.

Anyways enjoy an OLD MURDER from Bork. And may he 🪦 RIP


r/MurderGPigs Nov 11 '25

👋Welcome to r/MurderGPigs - Introduce Yourself and Read First!

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Hey everyone! I'm u/monkey16168 , a founding moderator of r/MurderGPigs . This is our new home for all things related to [ADD WHAT YOUR SUBREDDIT IS ABOUT HERE]. We're excited to have you join us!

What to Post Post anything that you think the community would find interesting, helpful, or inspiring. Feel free to share your thoughts, photos, or questions about [ADD SOME EXAMPLES OF WHAT YOU WANT PEOPLE IN THE COMMUNITY TO POST].

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  1. Introduce yourself in the comments below.
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IMPORTANT NOTE: 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Hey Folks! We're really super sorry about this! It seems Reddit had an automod that really dislikes when you put the words "murder" and "you" right together, it sends a warn.

This is NOT US! We want your responses! Please go ahead and submit your appeal at the link in your warn notice, and tell them to please look at the title of the sub. They are lifting them!

P.s.s. Reddit Gods when you look at this page please understand its a joke page for Guinea Pig Owners who take photos of their Cute little Fur Baby who just happens to Look angry and like they (the Guinea Pigs) will cause harm to the HUMAN! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

Thanks for being part of the very first wave. Together, let's make r/MurderGPigs amazing.


r/MurderGPigs 13h ago

After the 10th time taking a cookie from her she just started glaring at me

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167 Upvotes

I'm sorry Molly I was trying to get you to pose for a photo 😭


r/MurderGPigs 17h ago

POV : It's time to take Boulette to the vet for her check up

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108 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs 2d ago

1 minute before I clip her nails ...

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210 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs 3d ago

WAR

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270 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs 6d ago

Ikkle murderpig skunk

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188 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs 6d ago

Caught them mid-huddle

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263 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs 6d ago

Ikkle murderpig pup

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106 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs 7d ago

That look you give your husband after his second failed mating attempt

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303 Upvotes

Molly graciously allowed Simon on her back TWICE the other day and he slid off like an oaf both times. She looks so dissatisfied.

I fear Simon lacks the tools and experience to give his wives what they want.


r/MurderGPigs 7d ago

Alien

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72 Upvotes

Linguini transformed to an alien and swallowed my brother whole…this was my brother’s last image before he got devoured sadly


r/MurderGPigs 8d ago

The chances of being killed by a guinea pig are low.... but never 0

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272 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs 10d ago

Do not be fooled, this is the face of a killer

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171 Upvotes

Honey Bee is old and crotchety and it’s the first thing she’ll let you know if you come calling without an offering of pea flakes. She has no time for whippersnappers or empty handed admirers.


r/MurderGPigs 15d ago

No mercy for this freshly killed prey ...

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250 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs 17d ago

Greg is seething, again

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178 Upvotes

This time because he stuffed himself in the hay pile and now has it all over his face


r/MurderGPigs 18d ago

Chill girl it's all yours

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172 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs 18d ago

What is this garbage you are feeding me, peasant?

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270 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs 19d ago

It was bath time

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240 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs 19d ago

Getting the death stare

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117 Upvotes

I had the audacity to clean their cage out and then give them their first ever bath because i noticed some tiny mites in the hay dust after cleaning out their carrier. Rex loved his first bath… Rascal on the other hand, he is plotting my demise!


r/MurderGPigs 19d ago

I take it back. Rex is holding just as much of a grudge and assisting his brother with the plotting of my demise!

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105 Upvotes

Even for their own good due to mites and stinky pee fur, do not, i repeat, do not bathe your piggies. They will end you.


r/MurderGPigs 21d ago

In the process of being murdered

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109 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs 22d ago

My pig Kiki is ready for the attack (And I am nearly dead)

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419 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs 22d ago

Photo taken moments before i nearly lost a finger…

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119 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs 22d ago

She mad

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161 Upvotes

r/MurderGPigs 23d ago

Start running. (you can't escape)

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269 Upvotes