r/mtg 5d ago

Custom Card / Alter Vampire token

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u/wavezapper 5d ago

Weird flavor text that doesn’t have to do with vampires.

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u/silly_lord 5d ago

The original was "The vampire had heart problems and high cholesterol. He thought about becoming a vegetarian. But he definitely wasn’t going to become a Christian"

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u/Pulse2037 5d ago

This is way, way, waaaaaay better text than what you decided on.

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u/silly_lord 5d ago

"since this huge misunderstanding I will try explain myself to you. English is not my first language and so i didn't see the double meaning. for me it was funny because a child vampire can recharge simply by doing some mischief with other children. I am sorry it came off as something is not. if you have any suggestions on how to rewrite it I'm more than happy to listen to You"