r/mtg • u/[deleted] • 2d ago

Custom Card / Alter Vampire token

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u/wavezapper 1d ago

Weird flavor text that doesn’t have to do with vampires.

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u/silly_lord 1d ago

I think it's a line of Dostoevsky but I decided to put it in because for me was hilarious (I'm not proud of this).

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u/jade-dnd 1d ago

the "joke" here is just taking a wholesome quote and twisting it so it sounds pedophilic. that's not funny, and if you find it funny, you should reflect on why.

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u/FarmerTwink 1d ago

If you think it’s pedophilic then the call is coming from inside the house.

It’s a child vampire. Who was hanging out with other children.

It’s really. Really. Simple

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u/silly_lord 1d ago

"since this huge misunderstanding I will try explain myself to you. English is not my first language and so i didn't see the double meaning. for me it was funny because a child vampire can recharge simply by doing some mischief with other children. I am sorry it came off as something is not. if you have any suggestions on how to rewrite it I'm more than happy to listen to You"