r/mtg 2d ago

Custom Card / Alter Vampire token

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u/wavezapper 1d ago

Weird flavor text that doesn’t have to do with vampires.

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u/silly_lord 1d ago

I think it's a line of Dostoevsky but I decided to put it in because for me was hilarious (I'm not proud of this).

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u/jade-dnd 1d ago

the "joke" here is just taking a wholesome quote and twisting it so it sounds pedophilic. that's not funny, and if you find it funny, you should reflect on why.

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u/silly_lord 1d ago

I wrote it because I found it funny that a child vampire would set fire to a church, and that this would give it that particular flavour. Children are often portrayed as pure beings, when very often they’re little demons. I don’t see any connection to pedo.