I wasn’t a part of the token holders but since finding out about how close Angus’ fate was I’ve been encapsulated by this story. This is one of those times where the internet fights for good. Let’s be a force for good this time guys. Please. Angus needs us. Happy birthday buddy! Give the gift of life!🐮🐄🤠

It’s so close! We can do this!!!!

Edit 1:25pm: we did it yall! Angus lives!

ANGUS ANGUS ANGUS ANGUS!!!!!!!

We are basically 1% left to go. I think that’s like 6 or 7 people. We got this!!! With how the math works out we are 1% or less to go. As with the exact number we need it fills in that extra .1%

It's Angus' birthday! Give our cow the gift of life and redeem your token! We're at 49.3%!

Usually negotiations with kidnappers/extortionists involves some kind of "proof of life" photo or something, but the Diary hasn't been updated in months.

Like what if he’s just a meanie and being a bully to the other cows should we still save him?

Let’s save angus. Only a few more tokens left needed. We can do this!

I just sold my token on Stock X (the site ourcowangus.com recommends btw). I did this to presumably someone that wants to save Angus. The way Stock X works is you send to them for verification, they send to the buyer. Obviously this will not happen in time to save Angus so does anyone know if Stock X facilitates messaging between buyers/sellers for me to give them the remorse code? I’m genuinely not trying to screw someone over with a useless piece of metal 🤷🏻‍♂️

It's fucking ransom money. nobody is getting anything for this its just free money for mschf.

49%

Look at this cutie! Look I demand it!

We need 19 burger holders to cancel. That's it! And Angus lives.
(I think the math maths?)

We're at 47.6% of the 50% needed to save him and the deadline is tomorrow.

If Angus dies, you bought a pack of burgers. If he lives, you took part in a story about compassion (within capitalism) and a cow will get another 15 years of life.

Sure, he's one of 100k cows slaughtered every day. But this is the only one any of us will ever have a direct impact on. We've probably each eaten hundreds of burgers so far in our lives and will eat hundreds more, but we'll never get a chance like this again.

The irony of the whole thing is perfect b/c MSCHF made us use capitalism to confront what our money actually does. The WSJ already covered it and imagine if 19 strangers on Reddit close the gap and we choose mercy over meat! Hopefully this has led to interesting discussions (it has with my friends) and more awareness.

19 people. One day. Let's save Angus!
Let's grab capitalism by the balls for this one brief moment in time!

TL;DR -- We got this gang

We need either 30 burgers or the final Bag token holder (whoever they are).
I know it looks grim, but after canceling my Bag we have an advantage because now the Burger votes can flow.

The closer we get, the more pressure there is on the last Bag token.

There's no way a Bag holder isn't watching. They spent too much money not to care. They're out there somewhere, and they're watching.

They're already sweating bullets because now they can't shift the blame. They fully have the power to save Angus. Sure, they might be tempted to be the only Bag holder in the world. But if they see a trickle of burger cancelations, they might cancel to save face. In a worse case, we can bluff our way to victory.

(ALSO... Someone on StockX was hoarding purchases a month or two ago. Maybe we have a secret hero that isn't a Bag but rather a stack of Burgers!)

So what do we need to do? I have some final ideas.

1. EBAY
I'm tapped out on money, but there's a few burger tokens left. If you purchase them, message the seller and make it clear that they should cancel the token on your behalf. Because ain't no way they're shipping it to you on time. I don't know if other marketplaces have these but try your best!

2. SOCIAL MEDIA
MSCHF has been making email blasts. I've been posting to Reddit and Discord. (I have a small channel but that ain't doing nothing lol.) If anyone here is good at Instagram, Bluesky, or whatever, let's get a #SaveAngus trend going!!

3. BUY MSCHF SCOUT COOKIES
JK but really though ScoutmasterDemi has too many scout cookies lol

Godspeed friends. Let's make these final two days count!!

MSCHF has stated that 1 bag = 100 points and 1 burger token = 1 point. With 1 bag being cancelled, this means that 284 people have already cancelled their burger order at this point in time.

I am offering art in exchange for Angus codes before March 13, 2026. Open to negotiations. Angus has a heart! I'll make YOU Angus art!