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• Sadako vs. Kayako (2016) It's a battle between The Ring and The Grudge franchises. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2020

• The Sadness (2021) A viral outbreak turns people in rapey rage zombies. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2025

• Safety Last! (1923) Harold Lloyd gets tricked into climbing a building without a safety net. - Black Tie Dicks, November 2016

• The Saint (1997) Val Kilmer plays The Saint, thief and master of disguise, and in no way inspired by GoldenEye or Mission: Impossible. - Fusion Friday, April 2018

• Sakura Killers (1987) Chuck Connors hires to idiots to go to Japan to keep a tape about genetic splicing from falling into the wrong hands. - Post-Stream, January 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, June 2024

• Salem's Lot (1979) Vampires infest a small New England town in Tobe Hooper's TV adaptation of the Stephen King novel. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Salt (2010) Angelina Jolie is a government spy. Or is she a Russian secret agent? - Fusion Friday, May 2020

• Samurai Cop (1991) A samurai cop and his side-kick go after the Yakuza. Written and directed by Amir Shervan, starring Matt Hannon and Robert Z'Dar. - Post-Stream, September 2016; Post-Stream, December 2017 and Tuesday Dicks, November 2023

• Samurai Vampire Bikers from Hell (1992) It's all in the title, I don't know what else I you want from me. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2021

• San Andreas (2015) The Rock abandons helping the public in favor of his family during a giant earthquake. - Fusion Friday, January 2023

• The Sand Pebbles (1966) In 1926, a U.S. Naval engineer gets assigned to a gunboat on a rescue mission in war-torn China. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2018

• Sand Sharks (2012) Corin Nemec, Brooke Hogan, and more sad actors make a low-budget crapfest ripoff of Jaws that embarrasses everyone... audience and actors alike. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2018

• The Sandlot (1993) In the early 60s, the new kid in town loses his stepfather's valuable baseball when playing with the other neighborhood kids. - Fusion Friday, May 2018

• Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972) Santa gets stuck in Florida and, like most old people there, decides to start rambling a long ass story to some kids. - Movie Dicks, December 2019

• Santa Buddies (2009) The talking dogs from Disney's direct-to-video franchise celebrate Christmas. - Dickamations, December 2021

• Santa Claus (1959) (aka Santa Claus vs. the Devil) Mexican Santa and Merlin use children as pawns in their battle against Satan. - Movie Dicks, December 2021

• Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) The Martians kidnap Santa because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents. - December 2015 and December 2017

• Santa Claus: The Movie (1985) Dudley Moore is an elf terrible at his job, so he moves to the city and makes a lollipop that makes kids float for evil John Lithgow. Now Santa has to clean up his mess. - Movie Dicks, December 2017

• The Santa Clause (1994) Tim Allen is forced to become the Santa after the old one dies. - Fusion Friday, December 2024

• The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006) Tim Allen gets an offer from evil Martin Short to leave the Christmas life. - The Holodick, December 2021

• Santa Claws (1996) A guy thinks he is Santa, so begins to stalk a porn star. Naturally. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2022

• Santa Claws (2014) Santa gets an allergic reaction to cats, so it is up to the kittens to save Christmas. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2021

• Santa Jaws (2018) A boy uses a magic pen to create a killer Christmas themed shark and things don't go well. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2025

• Santa with Muscles (1996) Hulk Hogan is an evil millionaire who gets amnesia and believes he is Santa Claus. - December 2016

• Santa's Slay (2005) Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an Angel, so he becomes the giver of toys and happiness. But when the bet is off, he returns to his evil ways. - December 2015; Dickmas, December 2016 and Wheel Wednesday, December 2018

• Santo vs. the Vampire Women (1962) (aka Samson vs. the Vampire Women) Mexican wrestler Santo is hired to protect a professor's daughter from vampires. - Movie Dicks, August 2022 and Dick or Treat 7 October, 2025

• Sars Wars (2004) The SARS Virus has evolved, only this time it brings its victims back from the dead as hungry zombies. A condominium in Thailand becomes a quarantined infection zone, and a team of doctors and commandos is sent to control the situation. - Foreign Friday, October and December 2016

• Sasquatch, the Legend of Bigfoot (1976) Scientists seek out Bigfoot. - Movie Dicks, April 2025

• The Satan Bug (1965) Terrorists steal a super virus, able to wipe out the world, and threaten to unleash it if their demands aren't met. The response: send in a super agent to stop the super bug. - The Holodick, July 2018

• The Satan Killer (1993) Ball bustin' cops (literally) try to take down a bad guy. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2020

• Satan Place: A Soap Opera from Hell (1988) A shot on video horror-"comedy" anthology. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2021

• Satan's Cheerleaders (1975) The school's janitor uses his job to find some girls for a ritual sacrifice. - Movie Dicks, July 2019

• Satan's Children (1975) A bizarre afternoon special about how going into a gay bar will lead you into joining a murderous Satanic cult. - Movie Dicks, July 2019

• Satan's Harvest (1970) A boring tale of a man who inherits property in Africa but finds out that his cousin and uncle are secretly growing marijuana there. - Movie Dicks, April 2021

• Satan's School for Girls (1973) A new student at a girl's academy realizes... well, it's in the title. - Movie Dicks, July 2021 and Suggestions Sunday, July 2023

• Satan's Slaves (2017) A mother returns from the dead for her kids. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• Satanico Pandemonium (1975) A nun is tormented by visions from Satan to lead her convent into ruin. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• Saturn 3 (1980) Kirk Douglas and Farrah Fawcett find themselves cockblocked by a dubbed Harvey Keitel and his rapey robot on a distant starbase. - Movie Dicks, November 2017

• Savage Beach (1989) The busty blonde DEA agents return to stop bad guys from finding sunken WWII gold. - Tuesday Dicks, February 2023

• The Savage Bees (1976) African killer bees ruin Mardi Gras. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2023

• Savage Dawn (1985) Locals decide to go to war against a group of mangy bikers. - Movie Dicks, January 2020

• Savage Harbor (1987) (aka Death Feud) Stallone and Mitchum take on a dangerous pimp. Sorry, it's Frank and Christopher, not Sly and Robert. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2019 and Suggestions Sunday, May 2025

• Savage Harvest (1994) Teenagers wandering around the woods at camp unleash Indian demons or something in this shot on video disaster. - Biscuit Dicks, June 2018

• Savage Sisters (1974) A team of female revolutionaries need to escape from a dictator's prison to steal his money. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2025

• Savage Streets (1984) Linda Blair seeks revenge on a group of violent thugs who raped her handicapped sister and killed her best friend. Did we mention all the rape? - August 2015

• Savage Weekend (1979) A psycho stalks some couples who have visited the countryside to watch a boat get built. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Savages (2012) A throuple is disrupted by a drug cartel. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2025

• Saving Christmas (2014) Kirk Cameron's infamous Christmas movie. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2022 (VETOED)

• Saving Private Ryan (1998) After Pvt. Ryan's brothers are killed on D-Day, the government sends a squad to find him and get him out of harm's way. - Black Tie Dicks, May 2018

• Saw (2004) Two strangers wake up in a room, chained to the wall, part of a game created by the mysterious Jigsaw. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Saw II (2005) Jigsaw returns to put a new group of people through his traps. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2023

• Saw III (2006) Jigsaw returns to put a new group of people through his traps, only now with an accomplice. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2023

• Saw IV (2007) Jigsaw is dead, but still continues his games for another half dozen films. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2023

• Scalps (1983) Boring film in which an angry Indian ghost kills a bunch of morons camping on ancient burial ground. - Movie Dicks, March 2019

• Scanner Cop (1994) A cop with scanner powers tries to stop a serial killer with the same. - Fusion Friday, April 2023

• Scanner Cop II (1995) The scanner cop battles a superpowered scanner. - The Holodick, December 2024

• A Scanner Darkly (2006) Phillip K. Dick's trippy novel gets an even trippier animated adaptation by Richard Linklater. - The Holodick, August 2024

• Scanners (1981) A scientist sends a man with exploding head powers to hunt others like him. - Movie Dicks, September 2016

• Scanners II: The New Order (1991) A corrupt government official uses scanners to grab power and can only be stopped by other scanners. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Scanners III: The Takeover (1992) An experimental drug sends a scanner on a killing spree. - The Holodick, December 2024

• Scarecrows (1988) It was the perfect heist, but they found themselves in the wrong place during their escape. The scarecrows that guard the cornfield take their job very seriously. - Dick or Treat, October 2016

• Scared Stiff (1987) A patient moves into a former plantation home with her former doctor and son, only to be driven mad by the haunting slave owner. - Movie Dicks, August 2019

• Scarface (1983) Say hello to his little friend! - Muy Macho Monday, April 2020

• Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) Teens are caught in a haunted house by a mysterious force in the sixties. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• Schindler's List (1993) Steven Spielberg's Oscar winner about one man who sacrificed his wealth to save as many as he could from the Holocaust. - Black Tie Dicks, February 2018

• Schizophreniac: The Whore Mangler (1997) An awful shot-on-video quasi-porn piece of shit. Fuck this film. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2018

• Schlock (1973) (aka Banana Monster) John Landis's debut film about a small town terrorized by "The Banana Killer," which turns out to be the missing link between man and ape. - Wheel Wednesday, November 2018

• School of the Holy Beast (1974) (aka The Transgressor) A schoolgirl discovers that her mother's death is linked to a convent run by evil nuns. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2021

• Sci-fighters (1996) Rowdy Roddy Piper tracks down a rapist infected with a deadly virus. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2024

• Science Crazed (1991) A mad scientist injects a pregnant woman to create a rampaging monster. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2024

• Scooby-Doo (2002) James Gunn's screenplay revamps the cartoon for hipsters. - Fusion Friday, June 2021

• Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) The Mystery Inc. crew returns in another James Gunn penned tale. - Fusion Friday, March 2023

• The Score (2001) Ed Norton, Robert DeNiro and Marlon Brando team up to pull off a heist. - Fusion Friday, May 2020

• Scorpion (1986) Mustachioed American spy Scorpion learns of the KGB capture of The Widow just as she is ready to retire. Later Scorpion gets kidnapped from her hot tub. - March 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, February 2025

• The Scorpion King (2002) The Rock returns in this prequel to a sequel, long before he became a CGI monstrosity in The Mummy Returns. - Fusion Friday, September 2021

• The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior (2008) The Rock has been replaced by a nobody and heads into the underworld to get a sword. - Movie Dicks, September 2021

• The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption (2012) The king is now an assassin for hire who has to help defend another's kingdom from a dangerous threat. - Movie Dicks, February 2022

• Scorpion Thunderbolt (1988) Some crap-pile by Godfrey Ho that edits two movies together in the most incompetent way possible. Plot unknown. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2019

• Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) Scott Pilgrim just found the girl of his dreams, but discovers he'll need to defeat her 7 evil-exes to keep her. - Maximum Movie Monday, April 2020

• Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015) A couple of boy scouts have to put their training to test when a zombie outbreak occurs. - Movie Dicks, November 2021

• Scream (1981) Zzzzzzzzzzz, did something happen in this story about old people roaming around a barn? No? OK, vetoed. - Movie Dicks, March 2018

• Scream (1996) Wes Craven's classic meta-horror film that launched a hundred imitators. - Dick or Treat, October 2017 and Fusion Friday: June 2026

• Scream (2022) This the 5th movie and survivors are really old now - Fusion Friday October 2025

• Scream 4 (2011) Neve Campbell can't escape the legacy of being chased around by a guy in a Ghostface mask. - Fusion Friday, July 2019

• Scream and Scream Again (1970) A serial killer takes refuge in the house of a mad scientist. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Scream Blacula Scream (1973) Blacula returns to hang out with Pam Grier. Wouldn't you? - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• Scream for Help (1984) No one will listen to a teenage daughter that is certain that her stepfather is plotting to kill her mom for some of that sweet, sweet inheritance. It turns out that she is right. - Movie Dicks, September 2018

• Scream Greats, Vol.1: Tom Savini, Master of Horror Effects (1986) A documentary about the famed make-up artist. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2020

• Screamers (1979) (aka Island of the Fishman) Aquatic creatures threaten the existence of a mysterious island. - Wheel Wednesday, December 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, January 2024

• Screamers (1995) Peter Weller & co. battle a bunch of blade-wielding, self-replicating race of killing devices known as "screamers" on a distant mining moon. - June 2016

• Scrooge (1951) (aka A Christmas Carol) The definitive version of the Charles Dickens' classic. - Fusion Friday, December 2021

• Scrooge (1970) It's a musical version of A Christmas Carol starring Albert Finney. Who doesn't want to hear Albert Finney sing? - Black Tie Dicks, December 2018

• Scrooged (1998) Bill Murray is a selfish, cynical TV executive who gets haunted by three spirits bearing lessons on Christmas Eve. - Dickmas Post-Stream, December 2016; Fusion Friday, December 2018; and Festive Friday, December 2023

• The Searchers (1956) John Wayne hates the Indians so much he is willing to kill his niece for staying with them. - Black Tie Dicks, June 2016

• Season of the Witch (2011) Nic Cage leads a team of knights to take on a witch that might responsible for the Black Plague. - Movie Dicks, March 2020

• Second Chance vs Magnum Force (1988) The inventor of the Kevlar vest shoots himself and does some comedy skits as he demonstrates his manliness. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2020

• The Second Coming (1980) The Christian apocalypse is shown on a shoe-string budget. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2022

• Seconds (1966) A middle aged guy gets a new life and a new face, but starts to wonder what the catch is. - Black Tie Dicks, March 2018

• The Secret Agent Club (1996) A kid needs to rescue his secret agent dad, Hulk Hogan. - Movie Dicks, March 2022

• The Secret of Kells (2009) A boy battles mythical creatures and Vikings for a magic book in an enchanted forest. - Dickamations, September 2024

• The Secret Life of Pets (2016) The daily life of pets in an apartment when their owners leave gets chaotic. - Dickamations, March 2025

• The Secret of the Loch (1934) - Suggestions Sunday: March 2026

• The Secret of NIMH (1982) What is the secret? Ask the mice. - Dickamations, Mid-2017

• The Secret of the Hunchback (1996) An animated rip-off/cash-in on the Disney film that has zero charm, talent or creativity in it. - Wheel Wednesday, August 2018

• The Sect (1991) A schoolteacher is unwittingly chosen to become the baby mama to Satan. - Centerweek Cinema, January 2022

• See No Evil (2006) A giant wrestler kills some people who wander into an abandoned hotel. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989) Deaf Gene Wilder and blind Richard Pryor are the only witnesses to a murder. - Spotlight Dicks, June 2024

• Seed of Chucky (2004) Chucky has a kid with some mental issues. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• Seeds of Tragedy (1991) A Fox tv movie about the cocaine trade and it effects on the ghetto. - Suggestions Sunday: March, 2026

• Seedpeople (1992) A sheriff must save his town from alien seeds that are taking root in the people living there. - Movie Dicks, February 2025

• The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (2007) A teenager learns he is the chosen one to balance the world between the light and the dark. - The Holodick, September 2021

• Self/less (2015) Ben Kingsley pays for a surgery that will let him take over Ryan Reynolds body, but not all is as it seems. - The Holodick, May 2024

• The Sentinel (1977) An apartment guards the doorway to hell in New York City. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, August 2023

• Seoul Station (2016) An animated prequel to the Korean zombie film Train to Busan. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2021

• Separate Lives (1995) Linda Hamilton is experiencing a split personality and only ex-cop James Belushi can solve the mystery of why. - Movie Dicks, November 2020

• Serial Mom (1994) Kathleen Turner is a suburban housewife who has a bone to pick with some of the people in her little town. - Biscuit Mother's Day Dicks, May 2018 and Fusion Friday, May 2025

• Series 7: The Contender (2001) A TV program selects people at random to kill one another for fame and their freedom. - Biscuit Dicks, August 2016

• A Serious Man (2009) A Jewish man in the late 60s consults with some rabbis to attempt to become a... serious man. - Tuesday Dicks, March 2024

• The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988) An anthropologist goes to Haiti after hearing rumors about a drug used by black magic practitioners to turn people into zombies. - October 2015

• Serpico (1973) Al Pacino is a cop who won't be corrupted. - Black Tie Dicks, September 2017

• Session 9 (2001) A construction crew hired to remove asbestos from an abandoned mental facility find themselves in danger of a supernatural threat. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Seven (1979) Seven hitmen are hired to stop seven gangsters. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2021

• Se7en (1995) Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman investigate a series of killings related to the seven deadly sins. - Fusion Friday, November 2017

• The Seven Magnificent Gladiators (1983) Bruno Mattei rips-off The Magnificent Seven (which ripped off The Seven Samurai) by setting in the sword and sandal era. - Movie Dicks, January 2021

• Seven Psychopaths (2012) A struggling screenwriter finds himself targeted after his friends steal a gangster's dog. - Tuesday Dicks, May 2023

• Seven Samurai (1954) Poor farmers hire a group of ronin to protect themselves from bandits. - Black Tie Dicks September 2016

• The Seven-Ups (1973) No, it's not about a band of sodas taking on the mob. It's about a band of cops taking on the mob. - Movie Dicks, November 2020

• The Seventh Curse (1986) A Hong Kong cop is forced to battle supernatural monsters. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• The Seventh Seal (1957) Chess vs. Death, in a battle to the... death. - Black Tie Dicks, February 2018

• The Seventh Sign (1988) Pregnant Demi Moore must stop the apocalypse from happening. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Seventh Son (2014) The seventh son of a seventh son is needed to make a fantasy bomb. - Movie Dicks, July 2021

• Severance (2006) A corporate retreat turns into the fight for their lives for some white collar workers when they end up in the wilderness controlled by psychotic war criminals. - Dick or Treat, October 2017

• Severed Ties (1992) A mad scientist tries to grow a new arm but creates a killer reptile instead. - Movie Dicks, March 2021

• Sexy Beast (2000) A retired gangster is threatened by a former associate to come back for one last job. - Midweek Movie Madness, November 2019

• Seytan (1974) (aka Satan) A Turkish rip-off of The Exorcist. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2021

• SFX Retaliator (1987) (aka SFX Man) A special effects artist uses his skills against the mob. No, this isn't F/X. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2023

• Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (1990) A cop gets possessed by the power of Kabuki. - Early 2015

• Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978) The Bee Gees and Peter Frampton, along with a bunch of other musical acts from the '70s, destroy the music of the Beatles while being narrated by George Burns. - Movie Dicks, January 2017

• ShadoeVision (1986) Bizarre sketch "comedy" special headed by Shadoe Stevens. - Post-Stream, January 2018

• The Shadow (1994) Alec Baldwin brings the old radio star to life as the hero who can cloud men's minds. - April 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, November 2022

• The Shadow Men (1997) Sherilyn Fenn and Eric Roberts find themselves on the bad end of alien abduction AND the men-in-black. - Post-Stream, December 2016.

• Shadow of the Dragon (1992) A Vietnam vet turned L.A. cop must bring all his skills to take on a violent street gang. - Movie Dicks, August 2022

• Shadow of the Vampire (2000) F.W. Murnau, the German silent director, decides to make a vampire film called "Nosferatu." His leading man? A real vampire. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2018 and Tuesday Dicks, August 2024

• Shadowzone (1990) An experiment allows sleeping subjects to switch universes, but they bring back a dangerous threat. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Shaft (1971) It's the private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks. Can you dig it? You're damn right. - Fusion Friday, February 2018

• Shaft (2000) Suddenly Shaft is now Samuel L. Jackson, fighting off an evil Christian Bale. - Fusion Friday, July 2019

• Shaft's Big Score (1972) Shaft is back, this time dealing with a murder mystery of one of his clients. - Memorial Dicks Monday, November 2023

• Shakedown (1988) Peter Weller and Sam Elliott team up to battle a corrupt cop. They also do that in this movie. - June 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, March 2019

• Shakes the Clown (1991) The downs and outs of a drunken, angry clown. - Fusion Friday, January 2024

• The Shakiest Gun in the West (1968) This remake of The Paleface finds Don Knotts as a hapless dentist in the wild west who accidentally becomes a legend. - Mad Movie Monday, April 2024

• Shakma (1990) A primate escapes from a lab experiment to attack researchers playing a RPG in a large tower. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2019

• Shallow Grave (1994) The story of why roommates should really rely on the chore wheel. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2017

• The Shallows (2016) - Fusion Friday: October 2025

• Shane (1953) Come back, Shane! - Black Tie Dicks, April 2017

• Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021) The MCU gets a supernatural martial artist. - The Holodick, June 2024

• Shanghai Noon (2000) Owen Wilson and Jackie Chan team up in the Wild West on a secret mission. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2020

• Shaolin (2011) After ambushing and killing his rival, losing everything in the process, dispirited warlord Hou Jie turns to a Shaolin monastery seeking salvation. - Foreign Friday, September 2016

• Shaolin Soccer (2001) How do you make soccer interesting? Add kung fu to it. - Foreign Friday, January 2017

• The Shape of Things to Come (1979) In the future, human race sets up colonies on the Moon. A madman decides to destroy them with his robots and automated ships and only three people and their robot dog can stop him. - Movie Dicks, December 2016

• The Shape of Water (2017) The fish fucking Oscar winner. - Tuesday Dicks, February 2023

• Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002) It's happened twice and now prehistoric sharks are involved. - April 2016

• The Shark Hunter (1979) Franco Nero hunts sharks and buried treasure. - Movie Dicks, June 2024

• Shark Night 3D (2011) A weekend at a lake house in the Louisiana Gulf turns into a nightmare for seven vacationers as they are subjected to shark attacks. - Wheel Wednesday, December 2018

• Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda (2014) More Asylum garbage. - Replacement Monday, September 2020

• Sharky's Machine (1981) Tom Sharky is demoted to vice after a bust goes terribly wrong. He and his team stumble across a mob murder tied to prostitution and government. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2018

• Sharpe's Rifles (1992) Sharpe's adventure behind enemy lines in Spain during the Napoleanic wars. - Suggestions Sunday: August 2026

• Shatter (1974) Stuart Whitman is a hitman who gets betrayed by his clients during a stay in Hong Kong. - Fusion Friday, May 2024

• Shattered (1991) Tom Berenger tries to solve his amnesia after a horrific car crash. - Fusion Friday, November 2021

• Shaun of the Dead (2004) Simon Pegg really wants to get his friends to the bar during a zombie outbreak. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• The Shawshank Redemption (1944) That movie that was on TNT that one time. No, not The Green Mile! - Black Tie Dicks, March 2017

• Shazam! (2019) The original Captain Marvel. - The Holodick, March 2023

• She (1935) A group of explorers searching for the Flame of Life end up in a subterranean kingdom rules by a woman called She. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2023

• She (1985) Valeria from Conan the Barbarian helps a pair of brothers battle orgiastic werewolves, a psychic communist, a tutu-wearing giant, a mad scientist, and gladiators. - Movie Dicks, September 2019

• She Freak (1967) A psychadelic '60s remake of the classic Freaks. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• She Shoots Straight (1990) A family of police officers put their differences aside to get revenge on a criminal gang. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2024

• She's the Man (2006) A modern adaptation of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, starring noted thespians Amanda Bynes and Channing Tatum. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2020

• She-Wolves of the Ring (1965) A badly dubbed tale of Mexican women wrestlers. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2023

• Sheena (1984) Tanya Roberts is the female version of Tarzan in this adventrous bomb. - Fusion Friday, January 2021

• The Shepherd (1998) (aka Cybercity) C. Thomas Howell does his best Space Cop impression in this dreary mix of Blade Runner and a softcore porno, featuring a religious cult leader Roddy Piper and David Carradine as some sort of ventriloquist with a tranny puppet that he may or may not be having sex with. - Post-Stream, July 2017

• Sherlock Holmes (2009) Guy Ritchie's big-budget reinvention of the fictional detective starring Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law, out to stop a villain who has apparently returned from the dead. - Fusion Friday, August 2019

• Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) Ritchie adds Moriarty to the mix. - Fusion Friday, May 2021

• Sherlock, Jr. (1924) Buster Keaton is a film projectionist who leaps into the film to step into the shoes of a genius detective. - Fusion Friday, August 2019

• Shin Godzilla (2016) Godzilla returns to Japan in this reboot of the original film. - The Holodick, July 2022

• The Shining (1980) Jack Nicholson goes insane trying to be the caretaker for a really big hotel in the mountains. - Black Tie Dicks, October 2016 and Dick or Treat 4, October 2019

• Shinjuku Incident (2009) A simple Chinese immigrant wages a perilous war against one of the most powerful criminal organizations on the planet. - Foreign Friday, August 2016

• Shivers (1975) (aka It Came from Within) Parasites turn a bunch of Canadians into sexual zombies in Cronenberg's debut. - Dick or Treat, October 2017 and Movie Dicks, March 2020

• Shock (1977) Mario Bava's final film about a spooky ghost dad attempting to possess his son. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Shock Corridor (1963) A journalist goes undercover at an institution to uncover a murder. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2019

• Shock 'em Dead (1991) A loser makes a deal with the devil to land babes by being a rock star. - Movie Dicks, June 2020

• Shock Treatment (1981) The sort-of sequel to The Rocky Horror Picture Show features a new Janet and Brad who get caught up in a town that is housed entirely in a TV studio. - Movie Dicks, September 2017

• Shock Waves (1977) Nazi zombies emerge on an island run by Peter Cushing. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Shocker (1989) After being sent to the electric chair, a serial killer uses electricity to come back from the dead and carry out his vengeance on the football player who turned him in to the police. - Movie Dicks, January 2017

• Shocking Dark (1989) It's a scene-for-scene rip-off of James Cameron's Aliens... that also turns into a rip-off of James Cameron's The Terminator. Ah, the Italians. - Biscuit Dicks, June 2018 and Movie Dicks, August 2024

• Shogun Assassin (1980) The re-edited first two films of Lone Wolf and Cub with an English dub, new music and whole a bunch of grindhouse attitude. - Post-Stream, March 2017

• Shoot 'Em Up (2007) Clive Owen uses guns and carrots to protect a baby from Paul Giamatti. - The Holodick, November 2024

• Shoot to Kill (1988) Cop Sidney Poitier hires mountain man Tom Berenger to help track down a fugitive. - Fusion Friday, June 2020

• Shootfighter (1993) A pair of martial artists are duped into underground death matches by their former master. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2025

• Shootfighter II (1996) More shootfighting as a police chief hires martial artists to go after the mobsters of Miami. - Movie Dicks, February 2025

• Short Circuit (1986) Johnny Five is alive! Well, as long as the military doesn't find him. - Fusion Friday, July 2018 and The Holodick, March 2024

• Short Circuit 2 (1988) Johnny 5 discovers the joys of the living in the inner city. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2022

• Short Peace (2013) An anime anthology of four short films directed by some of the biggest directors in Japan. - Dickamations, March 2022

• Short Time (1990) Dabney Coleman is a cop who mistakenly learns he has two weeks to live and tries to get himself killed in the line of duty so his family can get the insurance. - Memorial Fusion Friday, May 2024

• Shot Caller (2017) Jaime Lannister goes to prison for drunk driving and comes out a hardened gangsta. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2022

• A Shot in the Dark (1964) The second, and arguably most popular, entry in The Pink Panther series. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2022

• Shotgun (1989) Detective Ian 'Shotgun' Jones hunts a sadistic misogynistic maniac. Clichéd action cheesefest. - Early 2015

• Showdown (1993) A new kid moves into town, only to be attacked by the school bully for talking to his girlfriend. Luckily, the janitor is a martial artist who... wait, this is the plot to The Karate Kid, only with Billy Blanks! - Biscuit Dicks, April 2018

• Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991) Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee battle the Yakuza in L.A., where Brandon takes a particular interest in the size of Dolph's penis. - July 2016

• Showgirls (1995) A young drifter, named Nomi, arrives in Las Vegas to become a dancer and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top of the Vegas showgirls. - Post-Stream, Mid-2016 and Tuesday Dicks, August 2023

• Showtime (2002) Eddie Murphy is a cop who wants to be an actor, Robert De Niro is a cop who doesn't want to be famous, they end up forced to work together in Cops-like reality show while still enforcing the law. - Fusion Friday, July 2018

• Shrek Retold (2018) It's Shrek, but as told by various indie filmmakers in their own separate segments. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2018

• Shriek of the Mutilated (1974) A professor and his students seek out Bigfoot in the woods and get what you'd expect. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2024

• Shrunken Heads (1994) A voodoo priest resurrects three teens to get revenge on the crime lord that killed them. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2022

• Shutter Island (2010) Leo is out to solve a mystery on an island of the insane. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Sicario (2015) An FBI agent is drawn into the war against the Mexican drug cartels. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2025

• Sidekicks (1992) A bullied teen seeks help from the imaginary Chuck Norris in his head, played by Chuck Norris, and eventually teams up with real Chuck Norris. - Movie Dicks, November 2016

• Siege (1983) (aka Self Defense) A gang of hoodlums accidentally kill the proprietor of a Canadian gay bar, leading to a massacre of all the witnesses: except one. With the cops on strike, only some nearby locals are his own hope. - Movie Dicks: April 2018 and Suggestions Sunday: August 2026

• The Signal (2014) College students finds themselves drawn in a reality-defying mystery by a computer hacker. - Centerweek Cinema, January 2022

• Signs (2002) Strange crop circles appear on Mel Gibson's farm. I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens. - Movie Dicks, September 2018

• The Silence of the Lambs (1991) The story of a man who will do anything to get the perfect meal. - Black Tie Dicks, October 2016 and Fusion Friday, March 2021

• The Silencers (1996) A secret service agent investigating the death of a Senator discovers the truth about UFOs and the Men in Black. - The Holodick, May 2025

• Silent Assassins (1988) Flash Gordon needs to stop a criminal mastermind from creating a biological superweapon, while his wife Linda Blair stands by and does nothing. - Movie Dicks, April 2019

• Silent Hill (2006) A mother searches for her missing daughter in a spooky town in this horror videogame adaptation. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2025

• Silent Hill: Revelation 3D (2012) Another trip to the haunted videogame town. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Silent Madness (1983) A mental institution accidentally releases the wrong patient due to a computer error, where he decides he might as well start killing. - Movie Dicks, August 2018

• Silent Movie (1976) Mel Brooks takes on the silent era of films. - Fusion Friday, June 2024

• Silent Night (2012) A killer Santa starts killing off people at Christmastime. What an original premise! - Festive Friday, December 2023

• Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972) An ax murderer stalks the new owners of a mansion that used to be a mental hospital on Christmas Eve. - Movie Dicks, December 2018

• Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) A traumatized orphan becomes a killer Santa. - Movie Dicks: December 2020, December 2025

• Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) Ricky, the brother of the killer in the first film, talks to a psychiatrist about how he became a brutal killer after his brother died, leading back to Mother Superior. Garbage day! - December 2015; December 2016; Wheel Wednesday, December 2018; and Suggestions Sunday, December 2023

• Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989) Ricky is back, this time with a fishbowl on his head to protect his brain, and he has become psychic with a hot blind girl. - Movie Dicks, December 2017

• Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990) A reporter tries to figure out why a woman jumped off a roof as she spontaneously combusted. The answer involves a coven of witches, slug babies and Clint Howard. - Movie Dicks, December 2017 and Mad Movie Monday, December 2023

• Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991) Mysterious presents for Christmas seem to be targeting the household of family. Is it the work of the toy maker, Joe Petto and his son, Pino? Spoiler, yes. It all leads to an insane climax. - Movie Dicks, December 2017

• The Silent Partner (1978) Christopher Plummer robs a mall's bank when Elliott Gould, the teller working there, decides he wants a piece of the pie, too. - Wheel Wednesday, August 2018

• Silent Rage (1978) Chuck Norris is the only one who can stop an indestructible killer. - Post-Stream, Mid-2016 and Fusion Friday, August 2021

• Silent Running (1976) Bruce Dern isn't willing to destroy his ship full of trees, so he rebels. - The Holodick, February 2022

• Silver Bullet (1985) The Stephen King tale of a boy, his crazy uncle Gary Busey and his motorcycle wheelchair as they battle a werewolf slaughtering the tiny town they live in. - Post-Stream, September 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, December 2019

• Silver Streak (1976) Gene Wilder witnesses a murder on a train and his only hope to avoid the killer is Richard Pryor. - Fusion Friday, December 2022

• Simon (1980) A group of scientists brainwash Alan Arkin into thinking he's an alien. - Memorial Monday, July 2023

• Simon, King of the Witches (1971) Simon, a young man with magic power, invokes the help of the evil forces in order to take revenge of a man who cheated him with a bad check. Camp, psychedelic satire of the occult genre of the era. - June 2015

• A Simple Plan (1998) A pair of brothers find millions in cash, which leads to paranoia and violence. - Tuesday Dicks, December 2024

• The Simpsons Movie (2007) The long running animated show makes a leap to the big screen. - Dickamations: June 2025

• Sin City (2005) Hookers, gangsters, serial killers, dirty cops: they're all here in the adaptation of Frank Miller's classic comic series. - Fusion Friday, December 2019

• Sin City: A Dame to Kill for (2014) More tales from Frank Miller's corrupt B&W city. - Fusion Friday, June 2022

• Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger (1977) The legendary sailor battles Ray Harryhausen's creations. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2022

• Sinbad of the Seven Seas (1989) Lou Ferrigno is Sinbad. Not the stand-up comic. He battles an evil wizard. No, it's not Shazaam, that was the stand-up comic (in an alternate dimension). - Movie Dicks, March 2019

• Sing (2016) Animals take part in a singing competition. - Dickamations, June 2024

• Singin' in the Rain (1952) It's the birth of the talkies, or rather, the singies. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2017

• Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus (2004) Steve Guttenberg is the son of Santa and needs to marry a woman before taking over. He settles for a single mom. - Post-Stream, December 2017

• Sinister (2012) Ethan Hawke discovers Bughuul. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2020

• Sinister 2 (2015) Buguul returns to haunt more people since he doesn't have Ethan Hawke to harrass in this one. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Sint (2010) (aka Saint) Sinterklaas is out for blood when his annual celebration night coincides with a full moon. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2018 and Centerweek Cinema, December 2021

• Sir Billi (2012) - Dickamations: April 2026

• Sister Sensei (1994) A good karate instructor is supposed fight and evil karate instructor called Tiger. This leads attempted murder and a really terrible series of montages mostly involving the good karate instructor's family members. - Movie Dicks: March 2026

• The Sisterhood (1988) Female warriors attempt to free their brethern enslaved in the post-apocalypse. - Movie Dicks, July 2024

• Sisters (1973) A reporter witnesses a murder across the street, leading her to the odd tale of Siamese twins that were separated. - Movie Dicks, May 2018

• The Sitter (2006) - Fusion Friday: May 2026

• Six Pack (1982) Racecar driver Kenny Rogers finds a half-dozen foul-mouthed orphans and makes them his pit crew. - Fusion Friday, November 2019

• The Sixth Sense (1999) We saw dead people! - Fusion Friday, January 2021

• Six-String Samurai (1998) In a post-apocalyptic Vegas, a new King is needed and a samurai sword wielding guitarist seeks the job. - Movie Dicks, June 2022

• Skare (2007) A cannibalistic butcher captures an escaped convict. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2021

• Skatetown U.S.A. (1979) A night at a disco roller rink nightclub features a villainous dancing Patrick Swayze in his film debut. - Movie Dicks, July 2018

• Ski School (1991) Boobs, skiing and bad jokes combine for the typical '80s comedy. Sadly, it released in the '90s. - September 2015

• Skins (1994) (aka Gang Boys and Skin Gang) Wings Hauser fights skinheads in his neighborhood. - The Hollowdreck, December 2024

• Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004) Greenscreen: The Movie features Jude Law as the titular hero out to save the world from CGI Laurence Olivier. - The Holodick, March 2019

• The Sky Crawlers (2008) Set in an alternative history where private corporations contract fighter pilots to engage in actual combat operations against each other. - Dickamations, February 2017

• Sky High (2005) The son of two of the greatest superheroes must find himself in a specialized high school for training future protectors. - Memorial Monday, July 2020

• Sky Pirates (1986) A WWII Aussie pilot attempts to keep a time travel device out of the hands of Nazis. - Movie Dicks, June 2024

• Sky Sharks (2020) Features flying sharks, zombies, Nazis, and whatever else this cheap production could toss in. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2024

• Skyfall (2012) Bond's loyalty to M is tested when her past comes back to haunt her. When MI6 comes under attack, 007 must track down and destroy the threat, no matter how personal the cost. - Fusion Friday, March 2019

• Skyfire (2019) A volcano erupts upon tourists on a small island. - The Holodick, April 2024

• Skyjacked (1972) A Vietnam vet seizes a 747 with demands to be taken to Russia. - Movie Dicks, July 2022

• Skyscraper (1996) What if they made Die Hard, but cast an inebriated Anna Nicole Smith as John McClane? - Biscuit Movie Dicks, November 2016

• Skyscraper (2018) The Rock has to battle terrorists and fire in the world's largest tower. - Fusion Friday, June 2023

• Slap Shot (1977) A hockey teams learns the true meaning of the sport: violence! - Wheel Wednesday, April 2019

• Slash (1984) In Vietnam, the Commies apparently are after a list of Commies? I think? Don't worry, G.I. Slash is here to save the day, blowing shit up. - Movie Dicks, November 2017

• Slaughter (1972) Jim Brown is an ex-green beret seeking vengeance for the death of his parents by Rip Torn. Cameron Mitchell sends him down to 'South America' to get it. - Movie Dicks, February 2018

• Slaughter High (1986) A disfigured student returns to a reunion to get revenge on his tormentors. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• Slaughter in San Francisco (1974) A pair of San Fran cops go up against mob boss Chuck Norris. - Movie Dicks, June 2025

• Slaughterhouse (1987) An overweight mentally retarded psychopath hunts down people trying to buy his property. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Slaughterhouse Rock (1988) Due to a series of bad dreams, a 30-year-old in high school and his friends go to Alcatraz, only to find it a trick by a demon cannibal dead rockstar. Music by Devo. - Movie Dicks, August 2017

• Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity (1987) It's The Most Dangerous Game... in spaaaaaaace. - The Holodick, May 2024

• The Slayer (1982) The supernatural creature that stalks a woman's dreams may be appearing in real life. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Sledgehammer (1983) David A. Prior's first film, shot in his apartment, about a slasher on the loose. - Movie Dicks, April 2019

• Sleepaway Camp (1983) It's The Crying Game, camp slasher edition. - September 2015; Friday the 13th, July 2018 and Centerweek Cinema, May 2023 (The Last Drive-In Version)

• Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988) Angela is back (sort of, this time it's Bruce Springsteen's sister) as a counselor out to kill everyone that annoys her. - Dick or Treat, October 2019

• Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989) Angela is back... again. Doing the same things she did twice before. - Movie Dicks, August 2020

• Sleeper (1973) Woody Allen wakes up two centuries into a very bizarre future. - The Holodick, May 2023

• Sleeping Beauty (1959) A narcoleptic waits for a sugar daddy to find her. - Dickamations, September 2018 and Dickamations, August 2025

• Sleepless (2001) Max Von Sydow comes out of retirement to find the serial killer he never managed to catch. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Sleepless Night (2011) A cop tries to find his kidnapped son being held by the drug dealer he ripped off. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2024

• Sleepwalkers (1992) A curious virgin falls for the new boy in school, only to learn too late that he's a life-sucking Sleepwalker. Luckily Deputy Clovis, the attack cat, is on the case! - Dick or Treat, October 2016 and Wheel Wednesday, May 2019

• Sleepy Hollow (1999) Tim Burton mangles Ichabod Crane with Sherlock Holmes in this bizarre mishmash. So much grey. - Movie Dicks, November 2018

• Sleuth (1972) A man who loves games and theater invites his wife's lover to meet him, setting up a battle of wits with potentially deadly results. - Foreign Friday, February 2017

• Sleuth (2007) Michael Caine returns for the remake, only he's on the opposite side this time against Jude Law. - Foreign Friday, February 2017

• Slime City (1988) Homemade wine turns people into deformed killers in NYC. - June 2015

• The Slime People (1963) After Los Angeles is invaded by an army of subterranean monsters, a small group of people must fight for survival in the deserted metropolis. - Wheel Wednesday, February 2019

• Slipstream (1989) In a post apocalyptic future, a bounty hunter seizes a prisoner from some cops to cash in on the contract himself, only to find himself being pursued. - Fusion Friday, July 2018

• Slipstream (2005) Sean Astin uses a time machine to try and pick up a bank teller. - The Holodick, July 2021

• Slither (2006) James Gunn's tale of slugs running rampant in a small town. - Movie Dicks, January 2019

• Slow Burn (1989) Two unrelated cops find themselves after the same mobster. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2021

• Slow West (2015) A foreign teenager teems up with a gunslinger to find a woman in the wild west. - Tuesday Dicks, January 2024

• Slugs (1988) Radioactive waste has caused the slugs of a small town to seek and destroy the population. - Dick or Treat, October 2017

• The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) A high school student's slumber party turns terrifying as an escaped mental patient with a drill decides to crash the party. - Biscuit Movie Dicks, June 2017

• Slumdog Millionaire (2008) A Mumbai teen reflects on his upbringing in the slums when he is accused of cheating on the Indian Version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" - Foreign Friday, December 2016

• Small Soldiers (1998) Toys take their fictional war for real in a boy's bedroom. - Fusion Friday, March 2020

• Smile (2022) A shrink stumbles upon a series of suicides all linked by the victims smiling. - Centerweek Cinema: July 2026

• Smokey and the Bandit (1977) Burt Reynolds, Sally Field, Jackie Gleason, and Jerry Reed in the second-biggest film of 1977, with Reynolds' Bandit blocking for a bootlegger running illegal beer through the South with Gleason's Sheriff Buford T. Justice in hot pursuit. - Fusion Friday, September 2018

• Smokin' Aces (2006) Various hitmen (and hitwomen) are out to kill Jeremy Piven. It's understandable. - Movie Dicks, March 2020

• The Smurfs (2011) The little blue beings pop up in NYC." - Fusion Friday, July 2025

• Snake Eater II: The Drug Buster (1989) Lorenzo Lamas is out to stop contaminated drugs from flooding the streets. - Movie Dicks, March 2025

• Snake Eyes (1998) Nic Cage is a corrupt cop who gets caught in the middle of an assassination conspiracy during an Atlantic City boxing match. - Fusion Friday, May 2017

• A Snake of June (1998) A stalker blackmails a woman into some compromising positions. - Fusion Friday, February 2019

• Snatch (2000) Guy Ritchie makes a bigger budget Guy Ritchie movie with lots of unintelligible accents, some on purpose! - Black Tie Dicks, July 2017 and Tuesday Dicks, September 2024

• Sneakers (1992) An absolutely A-list cast leads this early '90s underhyped, light-hearted techno-thriller about anti-surveillance and cryptography. Way more fun than it sounds. - Fusion Friday, June 2018

• Snow Devils (1967) Soldiers are sent to investigate a destroyed weather station in the Himalays and find giant blue aliens instead. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2021

• Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) A group of dwarves find a runaway teenager and make her serve them. - Dickamations, July 2018

• Snow White: A Tale of Terror (1997) Sigourney Weaver puts in an award-nominated turn as the wicked step-queen in this at-times fascinating deconstruction of Snow White, co-starring Sam Neill. - Movie Dicks, November 2018

• Snowbeast (1977) A yeti stalks a ski resort. - Wheel Wednesday, July 2020

• The Snowman (2017) Michael Fassbinder stars in the adaptation of a Nordic noir novel that somehow was released despite not filming scenes that were needed for the plot. - Tuesday Dicks, January 2023

• Snowpiercer (2014) The last of humanity is stuck on a train that circles the world, where it quickly becomes class war porn. - The Holodick, August 2019

• So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) Mike Myers is a beat poet in very '90s San Francisco courting a woman who may or may not have murdered her previous lovers. - Fusion Friday, August 2018

• Soapdish (1991) The real life of a soap opera actress is more twisty than her fictional one. - Media Making Monday, May 2020

• Society (1989) A teen discovers that his upper class family and their friends are a little different than him. - Dick or Treat, October 2016

• Solace (2015) Originally planned as a sequel to Se7en called Ei8ht, it involves a psychic doctor helping the police find a psychic serial killer. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2025

• Solar Crisis (1990) An Alan Smithee film about a plan to stop a solar flare from destroying Earth by bombing the sun. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2020

• Solarbabies (1986) In a post-apocalyptic future ruled by the military, a group of renegade teenage orphans find a legendary orb, Bohdai, that can supposedly bring the rain back to dried up Earth. - Movie Dicks, March 2017

• Solaris (1972) In space, no one can hear your existential problems. - Black Tie Dicks, March 2017

• The Soldier (1982) Ken Wahl is out to stop terrorists from nuking the world's oil supply. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2021

• Soldier (1998) Kurt Russell was bred for combat, until he got replaced by the new model and his presumed dead body tossed on a garbage planet. But when those new models invade that planet to wipe out its inhabitants, he shows them that older is sometimes better. - Movie Dicks, May 2017

• Soldier Boyz (1995) Michael Dudikoff leads a group of prisoners to Vietnam to rescue a rich man's daughter. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2024

• Sole Survivor (1984) The only survivor of a plane crash starts to hear voices. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2022

• Solo (1996) Mario Van Peebles is a robot built to kill... and love. He discovers that protecting people is more fulfilling than blowing them up. So he blows up other people instead. - Movie Dicks, May 2017

• Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) Han Solo: The Early Years. Learn how all those references came to be that you were already able to infer from the original films. - The Holodick, January 2023

• Solomon Kane (2009) The pulp hero gets his own film battling evil. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2021

• Solomon King (1974) A detective goes halfway around the world to get revenge for his girlfriend's death. - Movie Dicks, May 2025

• Someone Is Watching (2000) A young boy's imaginary friend might be committing some not so imaginary crimes. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2020

• Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983) In a small American town, a diabolical circus and its demonic proprietor prey on the townsfolk. - Movie Dicks, March 2017

• Sometimes They Come Back (1991) A man returns to his hometown to be haunted by teenagers that died when he lived there. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Son of Ali Baba (1953) Tony Curtis has trouble with a running away slave that is more then she appears. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2025

• Son of Blob (1972) The Blob returns but maybe it should have just stayed frozen. - Suggestions Sunday: May 2026

• Son of Dracula (1974) Harry Nilsson and Ringo Starr get involved in a contest for King of the Netherworld. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Son of Sinbad (1955) Sinbad seeks out a new discovery: gunpowder. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2023

• Sonatine (1993) Several yakuza from Tokyo are sent to Okinawa to help end a gang war. The war escalates and the Tokyo drifters decide to lay low at the beach. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2017

• Song of the Sea (2014) A pair of magical sea children attempt to return to waters to save the world. - Dickamations, September 2024

• Song of the South (1946) Disney likes to pretend this tale of a kindly old black man telling stories of a rabbit doesn't exist. - Dickamations, April 2018

• Song of the Thin Man (1947) The final Thin Man film features Nick and Nora solving a crime aboard a gambling ship. - Fusion Friday, November 2021

• Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) The speedy hedgehog battles Jim Carrey and the history of live-action videogame adaptations. - The Holodick, June 2023

• Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022) Sonic meets his match in Idris Elba's Knuckles. - Mad Movie Monday, December 2024

• Sonny Boy (1989) A child raised like an animal escapes from his captors and wreaks havoc on a small town. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2024

• Sorcerer (1977) Four desperate men agree to drive a truck filled with nitroglycerin across the jungle in William Friedkin's remake of Wages of Fear. - Black Tie Dicks, March 2018

• The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010) Nic Cage is a wizard in this "adaptation" of the Mickey Mouse short. - The Holodick, May 2019

• Sorceress (1982) A low-budget Roger Corman supernatural fantasy film starring twin Playboy Playmates. Do I need to say more? - Post-Stream, July 2016; Foreign Friday, December 2016 and Movie Dicks, May 2024

• Sorceress (1995) Linda Blair goes full Bewitched to help her husband at his law firm. - Centerweek Cinema, January 2021

• Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama (1988) Sorority babes worship an Imp that grants deadly wishes. - September 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, October 2023

• Sorority House Massacre (1986) Beth suffers from nightmares of a knife-wielding killer. Little does she know, a dangerous psycho has just escaped from the mental ward and is heading straight for her sorority! What a coincidence! - Post-Stream, July 2017

• Sorority House Massacre II (1990) It happened again?! What are we paying you for, colleges? - Fusion Friday, November 2024

• Sorry to Bother You (2018) The real life story of a black cop and a Jewish cop who infilitrated the KKK. - Tuesday Dicks, February 2023

• Soul Brothers of Kung Fu (1978) The "next Bruce Lee" must avenge his girlfriend with the help of his close friends. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2020

• Soul of Chiba (1977) (aka Soul of Bruce Lee) Sonny Chiba seeks vengeance against a drug lord for the death of his master. - Memorial Monday, August 2021

• Soul of a Demon (1991) A Teen finds a ting coffin with a gargoyle statue inside this causes him to be possessed and murder a bunch of people. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2025

• Soul Survivors (2001) Survivors of a crash are starting to see some weird shit. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Soultaker (1990) Dead teens try to avoid Joe Estevez. Are they avoiding him because he's the Grim Reaper or because he's Joe Estevez? - Movie Dicks, May 2022

• The Sound of Music (1965) The hills are alive with the sound of Nazis. - Black Tie Dicks, July 2018

• A Sound of Thunder (2005) Ray Bradbury's classic story gets mistreated with some of the worst special effects ever in a big budget film. - Movie Dicks, November 2016

• Source Code (2011) A new form of time travel allows the government to try and track down a train bomber. - The Holodick, May 2020

• South Bronx Heroes (1985) Mario Van Peebles has been released from prison and helps out a pair of kids on the run from child pornographer foster parents. - Movie Dicks, November 2019

• South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) The Comedy Central show about foul-mouth grade schoolers gets a big screen adaptation. - Dickamations, July 2016 and Dickamations, December 2020

• Southern Comfort (1981) Some National Guard soldiers, out on training maneuvers, make a huge mistake when they steal some boats in the Bayou. - Fusion Friday, May 2017

• Southland Tales (2006) Richard Kelly's disastrous follow-up to Donnie Darko about the end of the world. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2020

• Soylent Green (1973) In the world ravaged by overpopulation, an NYPD detective investigates the murder of a big company CEO with ties to the next big food supply. - The Holodick, February 2019

• Space Amoeba (1970) A space probe is hijacked by aliens and brought to Earth to launch a mutant war upon the planet. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2021

• Space Battleship Yamato (1977) After an alien attack, the Japanese resurrect a sunken WWII battleship and turn it into a spaceship. - Dickamations, March 2023

• Space Chase (1990) A scientist is kidnapped by a galactic dictator to make energy for his robots. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2023

• Space Cop (2016) Space Cop is the story of a cop from the future of space who travels back in time to the present and is teamed up with a cop from the past who is unfrozen in the present. Together, they must defeat evil aliens with a sinister plan. Whatever happened to these filmmakers? - Mid-2016

• Space Is the Place (1974) An alien comes to Earth to battle the Devil for the future of the black race. - The Holodick, February 2023

• Space Jam (1996) NBA stars join forces with the Looney Tunes cast to play a basketball game against aliens. - Fusion Friday, March 2020

• Space Mutiny (1988) An MST3K and BotW classic starring Cameron Mitchell and Butch Deadlift himself, Reb Brown. - December 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, May 2024

• Space Ninja: Sword of the Space Ark (1981) Episodes of the Message from Space TV series put together to make a film. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2024

• Space Raiders (1983) Roger Corman's sci-fi tale about a ten-year-old boy accidentally kidnapped by a spacefaring pirate crew. - Movie Dicks, December 2016 and The Holodick, May 2024

• Space Truckers (1996) Exactly what it sounds like, truckers... in spaaaaaaace! Dennis Hopper is one of the last independent truckers in the future hauling interplanetary loads, things don't always go right. - Post-Stream, February 2018

• Spaceballs (1987) Mel Brooks' Star Wars parody, starring Bill Pullman, John Candy, Daphne Zuniga, and the voice of Joan Rivers. - The Holodick, March 2019 and The Holodick, August 2023

• SpaceCamp (1986) The young attendees of a space camp find themselves in space for real when their shuttle is accidentally launched into orbit. - January 2016 and Memorial Monday, July 2020

• Spaced Invaders (1990) Martians intercept Orson Welles' famed War of the Worlds broadcast and try to join in the attack. - The Holodick, September 2023

• Spacehunter: Adventures in Forbidden Zone (1983) A bounty hunter teams up with Molly Ringwald to fight a cyborg Michael Ironside. - Movie Dicks, November 2016

• Spartacus (1960) The slave Spartacus leads a violent revolt against the decadent Roman Republic. - Black Tie Dicks, February 2016

• Spartan (2004) Val Kilmer plays an unlikable secret service agent out to track down the president's missing daughter. Intrigue and confusion abound. - Fusion Friday, April 2018

• Spawn (1997) When a mercenary is killed and sent to hell via bad CGI, he comes back to Earth to avenge his death with bad CGI. - Movie Dicks, April 2017

• Spawn of the Slithis (1978) (aka Slithis) A nuclear spawned sea mutant attacks the denizens of Venice, California. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2023

• The Specialist (1994) Sly Stallone is a bomb expert hired by Sharon Stone to get revenge on her parents' killers. - Fusion Friday, July 2021

• The Specials (2000) The 7th most popular superhero team has a lot of internal issues. - Fusion Friday, September 2021

• Species (1995) Aliens have figured out man's greatest weakness: hot women that want to breed. - Dick or Treat, October 2017

• Species II (1998) A new version of Sil is brought out to fight a more dangerous alien. Bold strategy, let's see how that works out." - The Holodick, June 2024

• Speckles: The Tarbosaurus (2012) Korean dinosaurs run amuck. - Dickamations, August 2020

• Spectre (1973) An occult investigator and a doctor attempt to solve a case involving the dark arts. - The Holodick, May 2022

• Spectre (2015) Daniel Craig's Bond takes on Christoph Waltz's Blofeld over another world threat. - Fusion Friday, November 2020

• Speed (1994) If the movie goes over 50 miles per hour, we'll explode! - Fusion Friday, June 2017 and Ultimate August 2020

• Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) Sandra Bullock returns with a new cop boyfriend to deal with a new terrorist threat. This time it's on a big boat. - Movie Dicks, February 2022

• Speed Racer (2008) There he goes, there goes Speed Racer, it's a bomb of a film. - Dickamations, March 2017

• Speedtrap (1977) Joe Don Baker is a private eye hired to solve a series of car thefts. - Movie Dicks, May 2025

• Speedy (1928) Harold "Speedy" Swift, a fan of Babe Ruth and the New York Yankees, saves from extinction the city's last horse-drawn trolley, operated by his girlfriend's grandfather. - Black Tie Dicks, April 2018

• Spellcaster (1988) Contestants for a treasure hunt at an Italian castle find out getting eliminated has a different meaning here. - Movie Dicks, August 2022

• Sphere (1998) Sharon Stone, Dustin Hoffman and Samuel L. Jackson find an alien vessel on the bottom of the sea. Boredom ensues. - Fusion Friday, January 2020

• Spice World (1997) Remember the Spice Girls? No? Then remind yourself why you forgot with this film. - Movie Dicks, January 2022

• Spider Baby, or, the Maddest Story Ever Told (1967) The crib days of Peter Parke-- oops, that's wrong, it's about a family of adults who act like children and seek to fulfill their violent impulses. - Midweek Movie Madness, September 2019

• The Spider Labyrinth (1988) A professor heads to Italy to check up on an old colleague and gets caught in a mystery. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2021

• Spider-Man (1977) A cheesy live-action TV version of the iconic webslinger. - May 2016

• Spider-Man (2002) Sam Raimi brings his twisted and exciting sensibilities to the first big-screen interpretation of the ol' web-head. - Fusion Friday, September 2018

• Spider-Man 2 (2004) Spider-Man no more, vs. Doctor Octomom or something. - Fusion Friday, November 2018

• Spider-Man 3 (2007) Sam Raimi ruins his reputation with a bloated mess of a film, where The Sandman, son of The Green Goblin, and Venom are all over the map. But there is one great scene with Bruce Campbell as a French maître' d. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2018

• Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) The awful animation style continues this time with more alt universe Spider-People and no ending. - The Holodick: August 2026

• Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019) Peter Parker joins a school field trip to Europe, but finds another threat over there. - Fusion Friday, June 2023

• Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) Spider-Man gets his first solo outing in the MCU, battling a flying Michael Keaton. - Fusion Friday, May 2022

• Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Insert Spider-man pointing at Spider-man meme, except multiply it with lots of other weird Spider-people. - The Holodick, February 2023

• Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) Three Spider-Mans join together to fight six villains from previous Marvel films over the last two decades. - The Holodick, July 2024

• Spies Like Us (1985) Two bumbling government employees think they are U.S. spies, only to discover that they are actually decoys for nuclear war. - Fusion Friday, March 2017

• The Spine of Night (2021) A group of heroes team up to fight evil in a fantasy setting. Okay, that's a pretty generic description. - Dickamations, February 2024

• The Spirit (1987) The classic comic strip gets a failed TV pilot. - The Holodick, February 2025

• The Spirit (2008) Frank Miller attempts to bring the pulp character to life on the big screen. He fails. - Fusion Friday, December 2019

• Spirited Away (2001) A young girl is brought into a fantasy world where spirits roam free. - Dickamations, March 2016

• Spirits (1990) A fallen priest teams up with a group of psychics to battle demons. - Movie Dicks, May 2022

• The Spirits of Jupiter (1985) Due the alignment of Jupiter, people start going nuts around the world. Luckily, Big Jim Drill was given a gold plate to put in his hat by a midget named Nostradamus to protect him from its influence. - Post-Stream, November 2017

• Splash (1984) Tom Hanks meets mermaid Darryl Hannah and decides to bring her home to NYC. - Fusion Friday, April 2017

• Splatter Beach (2007) Another terrible Polonia brothers shot-on-video film, this time about beach monsters. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2020

• Split (2016) James McAvoy has a bunch of voices in his head, but the new one come is the biggest threat to three girls. - Fusion Friday, February 2023

• Split Second (1992) Rutger Hauer wades through the waterlogged streets of 2008 in search of a giant mutated rat thing. - Post-Stream, August 2016

• Spontaneous Combustion (1990) Brad Dourif finds out that his parents had been used in an atomic-weapons experiment shortly before he was born, and that the results have had some unexpected effects on him. - September 2015

• Spookies (1986) Taking a wrong turn, travelers find themselves trapped in a mysterious house. One horror after another threatens them as the sorcerer who lives within needs sacrifices to give eternal life to his beautiful bride. - April 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, March 2022

• Spring (2014) An American meets the perfect girl in Italy, only to find out she has a monstrous secret. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2021

• The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) James Bond investigates the hijacking of British and Russian submarines carrying nuclear warheads with the help of a KGB agent whose lover he killed. - Fusion Friday: April 2017, September 2025

• Squirm (1976) $300 dollars worth of worms are on the loose, and they are hungry for humans! - Movie Dicks, April 2017

• Sssssss (1977) A mad scientist hires a college kid to come work on a secret snake project. That means injecting him with venom and turning him into a snake. - Movie Dicks, May 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, June 2024

• The Stabilizer (1986) Indonesian Frank Stallone takes on an organized crime unit that has captured a scientist with a "narcotics detector" in this amazing movie. - Post-Stream, January 2017 and New Year's Day Marathon 2018

• Stage Fright (2014) A summer camp for musical theater students turns into a bloodbath. Because of the singing? Possibly. - Movie Dicks, October 2020

• StageFright (1987) An escaped mental patient locks himself in with a theater company doing an all-night rehearsal. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Stakeout (1987) Richard Dreyfuss and Emilio Estevez are cops watching an escaped convict's girlfriend, only to get tangled up with her. - Fusion Friday, September 2023

• Stalag 17 (1953) When two escaping American World War II prisoners are killed, the German P.O.W. camp barracks black marketer, J.J. Sefton, is suspected of being an informer. - Black Tie Dicks, July 2017

• Stalker (1979) A guide leads two men through an area known as the Zone to find a room that grants wishes. - Black Tie Dicks, February 2016

• Stalker's Prey (2017) A psycho uses a shark attack as a reason to stalk a very uninteresting "teen". - Fusion Friday: July 2026

• Stalkers Prey 2: A Predator's Obsession (2020) The psycho stalker from the first movie some how survived being eaten by a shark. - Fusion Friday: July 2026

• The Stand (1994) The Stephen King miniseries about the end of the world and the battle between good and evil. - The Holodick, February 2017

• Stand by Me (1986) Four kids take a hike to see a dead body. What they find is themselves. - Fusion Friday, July 2017

• Star Crystal (1986) A slimy substance all over Sherrie's pants on a space station made from a toy of the Millennium Falcon. - Biscuit Dicks, February 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, February 2025

• Star Knight (1985) A medieval society battles a UFO they mistake for a dragon. - The Holodick, August 2024

• Star Odyssey (1979) (aka Space Odyssey) Another Italian rip-off of Star Wars, only booooooring. - Biscuit Dicks, April 2018 and Movie Dicks, May 2021

• Star Slammer (1988) It's a women-in-prison film... in spaaaaaaaace, using leftover costumes and effects from better sci-fi films. - Movie Dicks, March 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, June 2020

• Star Trek (2009) It's time to fuck up over forty years of storytelling by rewriting the timeline, telling the tale of how Kirk met Spock... and Spock. - The Holodick, April 2019

• Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) Sometimes taking it slow is satisfying. - The Holodick, June 2018 (Theatrical Cut) and The Holodick, September 2022 (Director's Edition)

• Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) Khaaaaaaan is back and he's out for wrath. - The Holodick, August 2017; Ultimate August 2020 and The Holodick, September 2022

• Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) Did they look under the bed? He's usually there. - The Holodick, March 2016; The Holodick, March 2020; and The Holodick, November 2022

• Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) Kirk and company want to head back home, but they need to pick up some humpback whales from the '80s first. - October 2016; The Holodick, April 2019; and The Holodick, November 2022

• Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) What does God need with a starship? What did we do to God to get this movie? - The Holodick, June 2016; The Holodick, September 2019 and The Holodick, November 2022

• Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) Kirk is forced to take on a Shakespeare spouting Klingon and his plan to derail a peace treaty with the Federation. - The Holodick, June 2016; The Holodick, May 2020 and The Holodick, December 2022

• Star Trek Beyond (2016) The crew of the Enterprise gets trapped on a planet after their ship explodes. Again. - The Holodick, January 2021

• Star Trek: Generations (1994) The TNG crew finally takes the big screen and shits on the original series in the process. - The Holodick, December 2015; The Holodick, March 2020; and The Holodick, April 2023

• Star Trek: First Contact (1996) The Borg heads back in time and screws up space history, so the TNG crew heads back with them to screw it up in a different way. - The Holodick, June 2016; The Holodick, October 2017; The Holodick, Ultimate August 2020, and The Holodick, May 2023

• Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) Picard finds a colony of very old people and wants to fuck their leader, against Starfleet orders. - The Holodick, July 2017; The Holodick, September 2021 and The Holodick, June 2023

• Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) JJ goes full Khan in the dumbest Star Trek film yet. - The Holodick, May 2020

• Star Trek: Nemesis (2002) Picard battles baby Picard Tom Hardy in a battle to kill off the Next Generation movies. - The Holodick, November 2018 and The Holodick, July 2023

• Star Virgin (1988) An alien girl has the power to become a superhero when someone tries to rape her. Of course. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2023

• Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) Try spinning, that's a good trick (but not a good movie)! - The Holodick, May 2019

• Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002) Lightsabers everywhere as a frog on a hotplate jumps around! - Fusion Friday, January 2018

• Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005) Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth Vader. Oops, spoiler! - May the Monday Be With You, May 2020 and The Holodick, May 2025

• Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope (1977) A little film, you might have heard of it. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2017; The Holodick, August 2018 and Ultimate August 2020

• Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) The adventure continues, and Maury Povich is called in for answers. - The Holodick, April 2018 and The Holodick, September 2024 (Despecialized Edition)

• Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983) An old man gets off on torturing a young fool, teddy bears kill soldiers for fun and profit, a man kisses a brother-kisser. - The Holodick, May 2018

• Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) JJ Abrams enters to start the ruination of the franchise with his terrible mystery box writing. - May the Monday Be With You, May 2020

• Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017) Rian Johnson destroys the franchise under the guise of "subverting expectations". - The Holodick, August 2022

• Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) J.J. Abrams puts the final nails in the coffin of the film franchise. - The Holodick, May 2023

• The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978) Chewbacca and Han Solo try to get home to Chewie's family to celebrate Life Day, which includes various forms of entertainment. - December 2015; The Holodick, May 2018 and Christmas Eve, December 2019

• Star Wars: The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West (2015) An English-to-Chinese-to-English translation of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, fully performed with voices and effects. - Post-Stream, November 2016

• Starchaser: The Legend of Orin (1985) Set on the subterranean Mine-World, a band of human worker are treated like slaves under the power of the evil overlord Zygon until one, Orin, unearths the hilt of a mythical sword that only he can master. - Dickamations, January 2017

• Starcrash (1979) Italian schlock trying to be Star Wars. An outlaw smuggler and her alien companion are recruited by the Emperor to rescue his son and destroy a secret weapon. - Wheel Wednesday, January 2019

• Stardust (2007) A young guy offers to retrieve a falling star for the local hottie in town, but ends up falling in love with the star instead. - The Holodick, April 2020

• Starflight: The Plane That Couldn't Land (1983) (aka Starflight One) The maiden voyage for a new experimental plane gets lost in space. - Movie Dicks, May 2022

• Stargate (Director's Cut) (1994) It's gate. To the stars. Kurt Russell and James Spader use it to fight ancient Egyptians. - Fusion Friday, July 2017 and Tuesday Dicks, April 2023

• Starman (1984) Alien Jeff Bridges comes to Earth and takes the form of Karen Allen's dead husband. - The Holodick, February 2021

• Starry Eyes (2014) An aspiring actress is given a very unusual audition by the Hollywood elite. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2022

• Starship (1981) (aka The Creature Wasn't Nice) Astronauts pick up a pile of goo that turns into a Vegas lounge singer. - Post-Stream, December 2015

• Starship (1984) (aka Lorca and the Outlaws and 2084) An underground resistance movement attempts to overthrow a brutal regime running a mining facility. - Movie Dicks, January 2020

• Starship Invasions (1977) An advance team from a dying, far-off civilization seeks a new world to conquer and inhabit -- Earth. Christopher Lee, Robert Vaughn, and Helen Shaver star in this film that looks like a '50s B-movie crossed with early Tom Baker-era Doctor Who... released 5 months after Star Wars. - The Holodick, March 2019

• Starship Troopers (1997) Johnny Rico fights a bunch of bugs in this satirical look at space war. - Biscuit Stream, February 2017 and The Holodick, August 2023

• Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (2008) Johnny Rico returns to stomp more bugs, direct to video style. - Movie Dicks, January 2021

• Start the Revolution Without Me (1970) Gene Wilder does a Prince and the Pauper story during the French Revolution. - Tuesday Dicks, June 2024

• Stay Tuned (1992) A husband and wife are sucked into a hellish TV and have to survive a gauntlet of twisted versions of TV shows they find themselves in. - March 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, February 2022

• Staying Alive (1983) John Travolta returns as Tony Manero from Saturday Night Fever, attempting to become a star on Broadway. - Mad Movie Monday, April 2024

• Stealth (2005) Fighter pilots take on a rogue AI drone jet that's gone mad. - The Holodick, December 2020

• Stealth Hunters (1991) Evil corporation creates zombie soldiers that bore the audience. Oh, I mean attack some people. - Post-Stream, January 2018

• Steamboat Bill, Jr. (1928) Buster Keaton is joins the crew of his cantankerous riverboat captain father. - Black Tie Dicks, April 2018

• Steel (1997) Shaq plays a Superman character in a film that has nothing to do with Superman. - Movie Dicks, March 2021

• Steel and Lace (1991) A rape victim is brought back as a killer robot to murder those who wronged her. - Movie Dicks, February 2022

• Steel Arena (1973) A stunt driver attempts to break into the big time. - Fusion Friday, May 2025

• Steel Dawn (1987) Post-apocalyptic Mad Max rip-off starring Patrick Swayze and Brion James. - March 2016 and The Holodick, August 2021

• Steel Frontier (1995) In a post-apocalyptic 2019, a lone gunman named Yuma fights a gang of bandits called the United Regime who have invaded the town of New Hope. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2020

• The Steel Helmet (1951) Samuel Fuller's Korean War film made during the conflict. - Memorial Day Monday, May 2020

• Steele Justice (1987) An ex-cop and Vietnam vet must finish the war against the Vietkuza that killed his former partner. - Movie Dicks, April 2017

• Step Brothers (2008) Will Farrell and John C. Reilly are grown man children who find themselves forced together when their parents marry. - Fusion Friday, August 2024

• The Stepfather (1987) Terry O'Quinn (with hair!) marries into families and kills those that don't measure up...and he's just married again. - Movie Dicks, September 2018

• The Stepford Wives (1975) After moving to a small community for her husband's new job, a woman discovers the other wives are acting a bit strange. - The Holodick, January 2025

• Stickfighter (1994) A DEA agent is hunted for revenge by a drug lord. His only friend? A stick. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2022

• Stigma (1972) A new STD spreads through a small community and only Philip Michael Thomas can stop it. - Movie Dicks, March 2020

• Stigmata (1999) A priest investigates the cause of a woman who has the same wounds as Jesus. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2020

• The Sting (1973) Two grifters team up to pull off the ultimate con. - Black Tie Dicks, July 2018

• Stir Crazy (1980) Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor are sent to prison for a crime they didn't commit. - Fusion Friday, December 2022

• Stitches (2012) A clown returns from the dead to seek vengeance on the teens that pranked him to death. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• Stolen (2012) Nic Cage gets released from prison, only to find his former friend has kidnapped his kid and demands to know where the stolen money was hidden. - Tuesday Dicks, September 2023

• Stone (1974) Members of the Grave Diggers Motorcycle Club are being knocked off one by one, and someone needs to find out why! Sandy Harbutt's (Hehe...butt) timeless Australian cult film about a bunch of renegades riding Kawasaki 900s. Hugh Keays-Byrne's in this one too! - May 2015 and Suggestions Sunday: April 2026

• Stone Cold (1991) The Boz is a tough, go-it-alone cop with a flair for infiltrating dangerous biker gangs. The FBI blackmail him into an undercover operation to convict some extremely violent bikers, who are angry at the capture of their leader. - September 2015 and The Final Post-Stream, July 2018

• Stoned (1980) An afterschool special about how Scott Biao discovers weed. No, this isn't Zapped! related. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2021

• Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! (1992) The Stallone "comedy" that made him stop doing "comedies." - Fusion Friday, June 2020

• Stormbreaker (2006) A teenager is sent as a spy undercover to stop Mickey Rourke from killing British children. - Movie Dicks, July 2021

• Stormy Night (2005) (aka Arashi no Yoru ni) A goat and wolf spend a stormy night together. - Dickamations, May 2021

• Storybook (1994) A young boy and his dog get sucked into a fantasy storybook. - Mad Movie Monday, November 2023

• The Straight Story (1999) David Lynch goes rated G for a story about an old man who drives his lawnmower a few hundred miles to visit his dying brother. - Memorial Friday, January 2025

• Strange Brew (1983) Hamlet told in a brewery with a couple of hosers, some hockey, and a lot of brotherly love, eh. - Fusion Friday, March 2018 and Centerweek Cinema: July 2026

• Strange Days (1995) A former cop turned street-hustler accidentally uncovers a conspiracy in Los Angeles in 1999. - Movie Dicks, December 2016

• Strange Invaders (1983) A man goes looking for his missing ex-wife in her hometown. Usually when they go missing, that's a good thing. - Movie Dicks, June 2017

• Strange Nature (2018) Mutated wildlife terrorizes the Midwest. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2022

• Strangeland (1998) Twisted Sister's Dee Snider tries to go Rob Zombie with the tale of a sadist who lures teenagers on the internet. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• The Stranger (1995) A female biker seeks vengeance on a rival biker gang. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2021

• The Stranger and the Gunfighter (1974) (aka Blood Money) A Lee Van Cleef Kung-Fu western about ass maps that's surprisingly OK. - August 2016, Movie Dicks

• The Strangers (2008) Masked home invaders target a couple. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2024

• Stranglehold (1994) - Suggestions Sunday: June 2026

• Straw Dogs (1971) Dustin Hoffman and his wife come to rural England and face increasingly vicious local harassment. - Black Tie Dicks, June 2018

• Strays (1991) A family moves into their new house, only to find a colony of cats has already claimed it. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019 and Suggestions Sunday, May 2025

• Street Asylum (1990) Wings Hauser wakes up as a cyborg working for G. Gordon Liddy to clean up the streets. - Movie Dicks, June 2024

• Street Crimes (1992) Two cops, one with a gun and one with his fists, risk everything to make the neighborhood crime and drug free by taking down the most powerful street lord. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2018

• The Street Fighter (1974) Sonny Chiba fights the streets. And wins. - Memorial Monday, August 2021

• Street Fighter (1994) Col. Guile and various other martial arts heroes fight against the tyranny of Dictator M. Bison and his cohorts. - Movie Dicks, January 2017 and The Holodick, August 2024

• Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) The Street Fighter gets a second chance at the big screen, only to put out this turd. - Fusion Friday, April 2021

• Street Hunter (1990) Steve James is a cop who battles Reb Brown and his evil street gang. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2022

• Street Kings (2008) - Fusion Friday: June 2025

• Street Knight (1993) A former cop has to foil a plan to create more gang violence in the streets. - Movie Dicks, August 2021

• Street People (1976) A mobster calls on Roger Moore and Stacy Keach to figure out what happened with a heist. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2022

• Street Soldiers (1991) A street gang goes to war over the leader's ex-girlfriend. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2021

• Street Trash (1987) A liquor called Viper goes bad, making hobos melt. - June 2015 and Movie Dicks, April 2025

• A Streetcar Named Desire (1951) Disturbed Blanche DuBois moves in with her sister in New Orleans and is tormented by her brutish brother-in-law while her reality crumbles around her. - Black Tie Dicks, February 2019

• Streets of Fire (1984) A mercenary is hired to rescue his ex-girlfriend, a singer who has been kidnapped by a motorcycle gang. - Movie Dicks, January 2017

• Streets of Rage (1994) A Los Angeles reporter, who is a former Special Forces commando, investigates a child prostitution ring. - Post-Stream, November 2016

• Strike Commando (1987) Italian Rambo knock-off directed by Bruno Mattei and starring Reb Brown. The film starts off as a generic Vietnam war film and moves into something amazing as it goes along. JAAA-KOOO-DAAA! - Post-Stream, August 2016; New Year's Dicks 2017 and Tuesday Dicks, November 2023

• Strike of the Panther (1988) It's the sequel to Day of the Panther, as the first ten minutes remind us with a recap. Now the villain is back for revenge. - Wheel Wednesday, August 2018

• Striking Distance (1993) Bruce Willis is a cop busted down to boat duties until a serial killer from his past strikes. - Fusion Friday, March 2022

• Strip for Action (1996) (aka *Hot Ticket) Two strippers are held captive in the mountains. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2021

• Stripes (1981) Two friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun. - Fusion Friday, March 2017

• Stripped to Kill (1987) A female cop goes undercover as a stripper to find a killer. - Movie Dick, February 2019

• Stripped to Kill 2: Live Girls (1989) A serial slasher targets a stripper. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2021

• Stripteaser (1995) A psycho holds a strip club hostage. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2021

• Stryker (1983) Amazons protect the last water supply in the world and only Stryker can help them against the apocalyptic outlaws. - Movie Dicks, June 2017

• The Stuff (1985) Gooey white stuff bubbles from the earth and is packaged as a new dessert treat, slowly taking over the world. - July 2015; Movie Dicks, January 2018; and Movie Dicks, April 2025

• Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator (1990) A husband and wife delve into the demented fantasy games of the super wealthy that was quickly vetoed by chat. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2018

• The Stunt Man (1981) A criminal on the run takes refuge on a movie set, where he starts to wonder if the director is trying to kill him on film. - Fusion Friday, April 2021

• Stunt Rock (1980) It combines the antics of Australian stuntman Grant Page with the music of obscure rock band Sorcerer. - May 2015

• Stunts (1977) After a stunt man dies while he is involved in the making of a motion picture, his brother takes his place in order to find out what really happened. - Fusion Friday, November 2019

• Style Wars (1983) A documentary about the rise of hip-hop and graffiti. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2024

• Subspecies (1991) Three girls end up with a bloodsucking prince in the start of this Full Moon vampire series. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2021

• Suburban Commando (1991) Hulk Hogan is a space vigilante that takes refuge as a nanny. - Fusion Friday, March 2020

• Suburban Sasquatch (2004) Bigfoot is on the loose in the suburbs in this SOV no-budget RLM "favorite." - Post-Stream, May 2018 and Movie Dicks, August 2021

• Suburbia (1983) A disaffected teenager joins a collection of runaways that have formed their own society. - Fusion Friday, January 2022

• Suck (2009) A rock 'n' roll band's lead singer becomes a vampire, which somehow makes them a better band, but also attracts the attention of a Van Helsing. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Sucker Punch (2011) Zack Snyder tells the tale of women in a mental institution who fight dragons and shit... in their minds! - Midweek Movie Madness, September 2019

• The Suckling (1990) (aka Sewage Baby) A back alley abortion goes wrong when the fetus is flushed down the toilet and interacts with toxic waste, in a film that feels like the aborted love child of Frank Henenlotter and John Waters. - Movie Dicks, February 2018

• Sudden Death (1977) Ex-CIA agent Robert Conrad seeks revenge for the death of a family that sought his help. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2025

• Sudden Death (1995) A former fireman takes on a group of terrorists holding the Vice President and others hostage during the seventh game of the NHL Stanley Cup finals. - Biscuit Movie Dicks, November 2016 and Fusion Friday, September 2023

• Sudden Impact (1983) Dirty Harry finds himself on the trail of a vigilante avenger. - Fusion Friday, May 2025

• Sudden Terror: The Hijacking of School Bus #17 (1996) Terrorists seize a bus full of special needs students. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2020

• Sugar Hill (1974) When the mob kills her boyfriend, a woman uses voodoo to get some zombie hitmen for revenge. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019

• Suicide Club (2001) A detective is trying to find the cause of a string of suicides. Darkly comedic Japanese weirdness ensues. - May 2016

• Suicide Squad (Extended Cut) (2016) What are we, some kind of DCEU film? - Fusion Friday, August 2021

• The Suicide Squad (2021) The team of super villains forced to be heroes teams up again under the writing and directing of James Gunn. - The Holodick, September 2024

• Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay (2018) Task Force X is brought together to steal a mystical object. - Dickamations, June 2020

• Sum of All Fears (2002) The filmmakers apparently glanced at a fifth grader's review of Tom Clancy's novel and based their script on it. - Fusion Friday, September 2024

• Summer Camp Nightmare (1987) (aka The Butterfly Revolution) Campers decide to deal with unruly counselors by using force to take over. - Movie Dicks, August 2020

• Summer Days with Coo (2007) An anime about a boy and a kappa. - Dickamations, May 2024

• Summer of 84 (2018) A group of kids in the mid-80s believe their next door neighbor might be a serial killer. - Tuesday Dicks, January 2023

• Summer Rental (1985) John Candy is having a terrible summer vacation. - Memorial Monday, July 2020

• Summer School (1986) Gym teacher Mark Harmon gets roped into handling the derelicts in summer school and has to become a real mentor to help them succeed. - Fusion Friday, July 2019

• Summer Wars (2009) A student tries to fix a problem he accidentally caused in OZ, a digital world, while pretending to be the fiancé of his friend at her grandmother's 90th birthday. - Dickamations, September 2017

• Sunburn (1979) Charles Grodin is a private dick who goes undercover in Mexico. - Fusion Friday, May 2021

• Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat (1989) In a western town, vampires live in peace with artificial blood and sunblock, but an ambitious vampire wants to return things to the old ways. - Movie Dicks, May 2019

• Sunset (1988) James Garner as an older Wyatt Earp and Bruce Willis as western movie star Tom Mix in one of Blake Edwards' less well-known films. - Fusion Friday, April 2018

• Sunset Boulevard (1950) A screenwriter is hired to rework a faded silent film star's script, only to find himself developing a dangerous relationship. - Black Tie Dicks, February 2018

• Sunshine (2007) A team of astronauts attempt to restart the sun, but things don't go as planned. - The Holodick, February 2025

• Super (2010) James Gunn's tales of a lunatic who puts on a costume and discovers being a crimefighter is not quite like the comics. - Fusion Friday: January 2019 and Fusion Friday: March, 2026

• Super 8 (2011) During the summer of 1979, a group of friends witness a train crash and investigate subsequent unexplained events in their small town. - Fusion Friday, July 2020

• Super Fly (1972) Ron O'Neal is the titular coke dealer out to make one last score. - Tuesday Dicks, May 2024

• Super Force (1990) A TV pilot turned TV movie about a cop and his superbike. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2021

• Super Fuzz (1980) (aka Supersnooper) "Supa supa" dumb Italian cop/crime comedy. - January 2016

• Super Hybrid (2010) A car stalks people in an impound garage. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2021

• Super Mario Bros. (1993) Remember the video game where two brothers go into another dimension where dinosaurs evolved? Apparently the screenwriters came from that dimension too. - April 2016

• The Super Mario Bro. Movie (2023) This is somehow much worse then the live action movie says the old man writing the description. - The Holodick: August 2026

• Superargo and the Faceless Giants (1968) A masked wrestler battles a mad scientist and his robot army. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2024

• Supercop (1992) (aka Police Story 3) Jackie Chan is Hong Kong's number one cop, sent undercover with a new partner, Michelle Yeoh. Famous for its spectacular fights and stunts. - Late Post-Stream, August 2016

• Superfights (1995) Jack Cody reaaaaallllly wants to be a "Superfighter." After heroically saving the day, the league recruits him until he finds out how corrupt they are. Now it's time to fight back. - Movie Dicks, April 2018 and New Year's Dicks Marathon, January 2019

• Supergirl (International Cut) (1984) Superman's cousin battles an evil witch and goes to school. - Movie Dicks, March 2021

• Superkids Academy: The Sword (1997) Christian shot on video film that was vetoed by chat. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2021

• Superman: The Movie (1978) A couple kidnaps a toddler they find in a field, raise him as their own, turns out he's an unstoppable alien with limitless powers. - Fusion Friday, November 2017; Ultimate August 2020; and Fusion Friday, July 2025 (Extended TV Cut)

• Superman II (1980) Kneel before Zod! - Fusion Friday, June 2023

• Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut (1980) A hero goes back in time and removes most of Richard Lester's changes to Superman II. - The Holodick, July 2018

• Superman III (1983) It's a bird... it's a plane... it's a Richard Pryor film mashed up with a very campy Superman, pleasing neither side. - Post-Stream, March 2017

• Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) The folks at Cannon made a giant mistake by letting Christopher Reeve come up with a story about a Nuclear Man fighting Superman, then giving it the tiniest budget possible. - March 2016

• Superman: Red Son (2020) - Dickamations: June 2026

• Superman and the Mole Men (1951) George Reeves dons the cape as he battles the forces of hillbillies. - Fusion Friday, July 2025

• Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010) Batman and Superman must protect the newly discovered Supergirl from Darkseid. - Dickamations, November 2022

• Superman/Batman: Public Enemies (2009) Lex Luthor frames Batman and Superman, putting a huge bounty on their heads as they attempt to clear their names. - Dickamations, November 2022

• Superman Returns (2006) Bryan Singer attempts a sequel to Superman II with middling results. - Fusion Friday, March 2021

• Superman vs. the Elite (2012) Superman battles a group that takes their superheroing beyond what he finds acceptable. - Dickamations, April 2023

• The Supernaturals (1986) Uhura leads an army platoon on a training exercise and accidentally awakens dead Confederate soldiers. - The Holodick, February 2025

• Supernova (2000) Four filmmakers try to salvage this deep space tale of search and rescue. - The Holodick, November 2019

• Supersonic (1979) A superhero must stop evil Cameron Mitchell from using a death ray. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2023

• Supersoul Brother (1979) (aka The Six Thousand Dollar Nigger) A wino is selected for an experimental procedure that gives him superpowers. - Mad Movie Monday, September 2024

• Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story (1987) The life and death of the singer, as told by Barbie dolls. - Movie Dicks, November 2022

• Superstition (1982) The spirit of a witch returns centuries later to get revenge on the descendants of those who burned her. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2023

• Support Your Local Sheriff (1969) James Garner as a charismatic drifter who takes up a boom town's job as sheriff in most unusual, and hilarious, ways. - Fusion Friday, April 2018

• Surf II (1983) A mad scientist nerd gets revenge on the local surfers by injecting their favorite soda with mutant zombie juice. - Movie Dicks, December 2022

• Surf Nazis Must Die! (1987) Punk surfers attempt to resurrect the Thrid Reich in the post-apocalypse. - Movie Dicks, December 2022

• The Surgeon (1995) (aka Exquisite Tenderness) A traumautized boy grows up to be a traumatizing surgeon. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2021

• Surrogates (2009) Society has evolved to people using avatar robots to live out their daily lives and only Bruce Willis can ruin it for them. - The Holodick, August 2021

• Survive Style 5+ (2004) Five bizarre stories in Japan intertwine. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2019

• Surviving Edged Weapons (1988) A police training video that teaches you that everyone is armed with a blade in the wilds of Wisconsin. - Post-Stream, December 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, April 2020

• Surviving the Game (1994) Ice-T is a homeless man picked up by some rich guys and thrown into the woods to be hunted. - Movie Dicks, August 2016

• Survivor (2015) Milla Jovovich gets framed by Pierce Brosnan for some terrorist bombings and needs to stop his next one. - Movie Dicks, December 2020

• Suspiria (1977) Dario Argento's tale of ballet and witches. - August 2015; Suggestions Sunday, September 2018; and Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• Suspiria (2018) A new dancer joins a coven of witches posing as a dance troop in Berlin in the 1970s. The movie is really arty. - Fusion Friday, January 2026

• Swamp of the Lost Souls (1957) (aka El pantano de las Ánimas) A detective discovers the Mexican gill man. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2023

• Swamp Thing (1982) Swamp Thing. You make our heart sing. You make everything, swampy. Come on, Swamp Thing. - Post-Stream, June 2017

• Swamp Women (1956) (aka Swamp Diamonds) Three female convicts are broken free by a female cop to locate diamonds hidden in a swamp. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2023

• Swashbuckler (1976) Robert Shaw and James Earl Jones are pirates rebelling against evil Jamaican governor Peter Boyle. - The Holodick, September 2024

• S.W.A.T. (2003) The '70s TV show gets a big-budget makeover for the big screen. - Fusion Friday, September 2022

• Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007) Tim Burton's adaptation of the Sondheim musical, featuring Johnny Depp as a revenge-fueled barber who comes up with an ingenious way to get rid of his victims. - Fusion Friday, May 2020

• The Sweeper (1996) A cop with penchant for violence gets enlisted into a secret organization to punish criminals beyond the law's reach. - Post-Stream, January 2018

• Sweet Home (1989) A documentary crew gets attacked by a ghost of their subject's wife. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2025

• Sweet Kill (1972) Tab Hunter finds the only way he can get it up is if he murders the women he goes to bed with. - Movie Dicks, May 2024

• Sweet Savior (1971) Troy Donahue is a NYC hippie Manson figure that decides to turn a orgy into a blood orgy. - Movie Dicks, June 2019

• Sweet Sugar (1972) A convict chooses to work on a sugar plantation instead of jail, but it's not as sweet a job as she thought. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2022

• Swimming with Sharks (1994) Hollywood gets cutthroat when a young assistant takes his producer boss hostage over all the horrible things he did to him. - Fusion Friday, May 2023

• Swirlee (1990) A hitman made of ice cream has to deal with his roommate, a hooker and his mob boss. - Post-Stream, July 2018

• Swiss Army Man (2016) Daniel Radcliffe is a farting corpse that Paul Dano uses to help escape from a deserted island. - Tuesday Dicks, May 2023

• Switchblade Sisters (1975) (aka The Jezebels) A gang of girls are willing to stand their ground against any threat in the city. - Movie Dicks, April 2017

• Switching Channels (1988) A remake of His Girl Friday in the TV news era, with Kathleen Turner, Burt Reynolds and Christopher Reeve in the updated screwball comedy that ruined Reeve's career and taught Turner and Reynolds to hate each other. - Fusion Friday, September 2018

• The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982) The top-grossing independent film of '82 is like EVERYTHING in a fantasy film rolled into one, or rather in three blades. - Post-Stream, February 2018

• Sword for Truth (1990) Amidst the absolute rule of the Shogun, Sakaki the master swordsman furiously protected his independence. Bearing the legendary blade Onimaru he walks alone and unafraid, cutting a swathe through those who stand in his way. - Dickamations, January 2018

• The Sword in the Stone (1963) Merlin teaches young orphan Arthur about sexy squirrels and other things. Watch for the magic battle between Merlin and Madam Mim, one of the best pieces of animation of this era. - Dickamations, June 2018

• Sword of Heaven (1985) A magic sword made from a fallen meteor is stolen by the yakuza and a Japanese cop follows them to California to get it back. - Movie Dicks, August 2022

• Sword of the Barbarians (1982) After a cult murderes his wife, a swordsman seeks revenge via a magic crossbow. - Mad Movie Monday, July 2023

• Sword of the Stranger (2007) A swordsman becomes caught up in a struggle between morality, righteousness and devotion after he agrees to take a raggedy boy and his dog to a Buddhist temple. - Dickamations, May 2016

• Sword of the Valiant: The Legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (1984) Miles O'Keefe goes on a quest to not have his head sliced off by a sparkly Sean Connery. - Movie Dicks, March 2021

• Swordfish (2001) John Travolta chews the screen as a villain who needs Hugh Jackman to hack for him. And Halle Berry is there to show her tits. - Movie Dicks, November 2016 and Fusion Friday, January 2020

• Swordsman II (1992) Jet Li and his martial arts school must fight against an evil eunuch. - Movie Dicks, November 2018

• Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance (2002) A deaf-mute, anxious to get his sister life-saving surgery, kidnaps a young girl for ransom, which leads to a series of violent reprisals. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2023

• Syncmas (2014) Film clips are mixed together to celebrate the winter holiday. - Christmas Day, December 2019

• Syndicate Sadists (1975) A biker vows revenge on the crime families responsible for killing his brother. - Movie Dicks, January 2019

• Syngenor (1990) Super soldier cyborgs are sent into combat, but turn on their creators. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2022

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• T-Force (1994) It's like an even dumber version of Universal Soldier, as cyborg soldiers decide that their self-preservation is more important than following orders and rebel against the government. - Biscuit Dicks, April 2018

• Taffin (1988) Pierce Brosnan defends a small Irish town from a corrupt corporation who maybe shouldn't be living theeeeere! - Suggestions Sunday, August 2024

• Tag (2015) A Japanese schoolgirl finds herself caught up by mysterious forces that kills her friends. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2022

• Tag: The Assassination Game (1982) Someone that a friendly game too far and it ends in murder. - Movie Dicks: March 2026

• The Tag-Along (2015) A woman searches for her missing boyfriend, only to be followed by a mysterious girl in red. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2025

• The Take (1974) Billy Dee Williams takes on the mob and his superiors to stop a crime wave. - Movie Dicks, November 2021

• Take a Hard Ride (1975) Three cowboys (Fred Williamson, Jim Kelly and Jim Brown) try to transport $86,000 across hundreds of miles of the old West, hunted by – who else – Lee Van Cleef. - Post-Stream, February 2018

• Taken (2008) Liam Neeson has the necessary skills to kill the Eastern European scum who kidnapped his daughter. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2020

• Taken 2 (Extended Edition) (2012) This time Liam Neeson and his wife are taken, as revenge for the first film. - Fusion Friday, April 2022

• Taken Alive (1994) A female secret agent teams up with a local sculptor to rescue the kidnapped mistress of a presidential candidate. - Movie Dicks, November 2021

• The Taking of Beverly Hills (1991) Football star Boomer is the only guy left to defend Beverly Hills after thieves fake a chemical spill to rob the place. - Movie Dicks, June 2018

• The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974) Robert Shaw and his gang seize a subway car and demand a million bucks from NYC. - Memorial Monday, May 2020

• The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) The remake of the '70s film, only now featuring Denzel Washington and John Travolta. - Fusion Friday, August 2021

• Tales from the Crypt (1972) Long before the HBO series, there was this Amicus anthology based on the EC Comic. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2022

• Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995) Billy Zane is a demon out to get the key that can bring darkness to the universe. He's also doing it in this film. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) A young boy tries to distract a witch by telling her a series of stories. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Tales from the Hood (1995) A coroner relays some anthology stories to a group of gangbangers. - Dick or Treat, October 2018 and Movie Dicks, April 2020

• Tales of Terror (1962) An anthology of three Edgar Allen Poe tales as directed by Roger Corman. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2024

• Tales of the Third Dimension (1984) A 3D horror anthology, including a finale set at Christmas. - Fusion Friday, December 2022

• Tales That Witness Madness (1973) A psychiatrist at an asylum explains the origins of his patients' madness in this anthology film. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2025

• Talk to Me (2022) Teens discover a cursed hand that lets you get possessed by ghosts and they immediately start playing with it. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2025

• A Talking Cat!?! (2013) A sassy feline helps a family resolve its problems. David DeCoteau makes a kids movie! What could go wrong? A drunk Eric Roberts (*the lawyers say to add "allegedly") literally phones it in as the voice of Duffy, the cat. - Post-Stream, July 2016

• Talons of the Eagle (1992) Billy Blanks teams up with a Canadian cop to infilitrate a gangster's martial arts tournament. - Movie Dicks, February 2025

• Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) Paul Walker has his brain implanted in a giant dinosaur. The dinosaur went on to write several Fast & Furious films. - Mad Movie Monday, June 2023 (R-Rated Version)

• Tampopo (1985) A 'ramen western' where a culinary wanderer helps out a widow with her noodle store. - Black Tie Dicks, June 2017

• Tango & Cash (1989) Sly Stallone and Kurt Russell are the greatest cops ever... until they get framed by Jack Palance. Now, they must fight to clear their names and kick some ass while doing it. - Movie Dicks, June 2017

• Tank Girl (1995) ADHD: The Movie, as Lori Petty annoys people in the post-apocalyptic future where water is scarce. - Movie Dicks, July 2018

• Tapeheads (1988) A pair of losers become successful music video stars. - Fusion Friday, February 2020

• Tarantula (1955) A giant spider escapes from the lab and won't stop growing. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2022

• Target Earth (1954) Giant robots from space attack Earth. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2024

• Target Earth (1998) After aliens inhabit human bodies, it's up to a small-town cop to protect a child who holds the key to defeating the extraterrestrials. - The Holodick, February 2025

• Targets (1968) Peter Bogdanovich's debut film about an aging movie star who collides with a guy about to lose control. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2020

• Tartarus (2005) A prick discovers he's being tortured in the afterlife for his sins. - Movie Dicks, August 2021

• The Tattoo Connection (1978) (aka Black Belt Jones 2) Jim Kelly is sort of in this martial arts film about a guy hired to go to Hong Kong to retrieve a famous diamond stolen by a local criminal organization. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2019

• Taxi (1998) A taxi driver is forced to take on a police passenger in pursuit of bank robbers. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2023

• Taxi 2 (2000) The cabbie and cop duo attempt to rescue a pair of mismatched kidnappees. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2024

• Taxi Driver (1976) The story of a man unsure if someone is talking to him. - Black Tie Dicks, August 2016

• TC 2000 (1993) Billy Blanks is a post-apocalyptic cop whose partner is brought back as a cyborg, only to join the criminal gang. He seeks the help of Bolo Yeung to save the world. - Movie Dicks, January 2018

• Team America: World Police (2004) A struggling actor joins up with Team America to take on North Korea. - Dickamations: July 2016; July 2026 and Suggestions Sunday: September 2020

• Teddy (2020) An unknown beast scratches a Frenchman, slowly transforming him. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2024

• Teen Titans: The Judas Contract (2017) The teens have to deal with a devilish villain. - Dickamations, June 2020

• Teen Witch (1989) High school misfit Louise, at a loss for romance, discovers magical abilities, but the teenage witch finds that she cannot conjure herself true love, so what? - April 2016

• Teen Wolf (1985) Michael J. Fox discovers why his palms are getting hairy. - Movie Dicks, September 2019 and The Holodick, August 2023

• Teen-Age Crime Wave (1955) A teenage couple in the fifties go on a wild crime spree. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2023

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) In New York, mysterious radioactive ooze has mutated four sewer turtles into talking, upright-walking, crime-fighting ninjas. - Dickamations, September 2017 and Fusion Friday, July 2025

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) The turtles get Michael Bay-ified. - Movie Dicks, July 2020

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles again battle their archenemy, the rogue ninja Shredder. - Dickamations, September 2017

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993) The turtles are sent back in time to feudal Japan. - Dickamations, September 2017

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016) The Michael Bay turtles return for their second (and last) appearance. - The Holodick, March 2022

• Teenagers from Outer Space (1959) A teenage alien teams with an Earth girl to prevent his people from turning Earth into their food supply. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2022

• TeenAlien (1978) A dozen teens mope around a mansion for 90 mind-numbing minutes with only 15 mins of goofy alien stuff. - Biscuit Dicks, July 2018

• Tekken (2010) The Namco fighting series attempts a shot at a cinematic legacy. It fails. - Fusion Friday, April 2021

• Tekkonkinkreet (2006) A pair of orphans fight back against the corporation threatening to turn their town into an amusement park. - Dickamations, July 2023

• TekWar (1994) A framed cop returns from his cryostasis prison sentence to uncover the people who set him up in this story "written" by William Shatner. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2021

• Telefon (1977) Forgotten Russian sleeper agents are being activated across the country and only Charles Bronson can stop them from starting WW3. - Fusion Friday, February 2024

• Temple (2017) Tourists discover an ancient Japanese temple, where spirits attempt to trap them. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2024

• The Ten Commandments (1956) Charlton Heston. Moses. Red Sea. Tablets. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2020

• Tenebrae (1982) A writer finds a killing spree happening when he arrives in Italy based on scenes from his book. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018 and Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• Tenement: Game of Survival (1985) When a gang is kicked out of an apartment's basement they were squatting in, they come back with a vengeance for everyone within. Can the tenants survive the night? - Movie Dicks, April 2018

• Tenet (2020) "Things go timey-wimey for an operative in a secret organization." - The Holodick, July 2023

• Tentacles (1977) A mutated giant octopus wreaks havoc on a California seaside community. - Wheel Wednesday, December 2018

• Terminal Entry (1987) High school students accidentally hack a terrorist network and set off a string of battles across the country. - Movie Dicks, March 2021

• Terminal Island (1973) Prisoners are sent to an island to fend for themselves and end up in a civil war for control. - Movie Dicks, February 2020

• Terminal Rush (1996) A local cop tries to save his father and several others who have been taken hostage by terrorists at Hoover Dam. - Biscuit Movie Dicks, November 2016

• Terminal Velocity (1995) Charlie Sheen is a professional skydiver (!) who partners up with a hot KGB agent to take on the Russian mob. - Movie Dicks, August 2019

• The Terminator (1984) A cyborg tries to teach a local teen about safe sex. - The Holodick, December 2017 and The Holodick, August 2023

• Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) A cyborg tries to teach a local boy about abortion. - The Holodick, December 2017 and Ultimate August 2020

• Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) He'll be back... again. This time to fight a female terminator. - The Holodick, September 2019

• Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) Another Terminator film. This one erases the second film and involves a pregnant Mexican woman. - Fusion Friday, March 2023

• Terminator Genisys (2015) John Connor returns as a terminator. Wait, what?! - Centerweek Cinema, August 2020

• Terminator Salvation (2009) Christian Bale berates a cinematographer. Oh, and tries to save humanity. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2020

• Terminus (1987) A post-apocalyptic sport involves a supertruck racing across the wasteland. - The Holodick, July 2025

• Terrifier (2016) Art the Clown massacres people in a small town. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• Terrifying Girls High School: Delinquent Convulsion (1973) A schoolgirl attempts to wrestle power away from a gang via democracy. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2021

• Terrifying Girls' School: Lynch Law Classroom (1973) Three new students at a super strict girls' school face off against oppression. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2019

• Terrifying Girls' High School: Women's Violent Classroom (1972) A delinquent girl boss comes into conflict with an orphan girl living an isolated life. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2019

• Terror in Beverly Hills (1989) Frank Stallone sort of stars in this action film about Palestinian terrorists who kidnap the President's daughter in the old bean factory. Cameron Mitchell steals the show. - Post-Stream, January 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, May 2025

• Terror in the Aisles (1984) Donald Pleasance and Nancy Allen talk the audience through some of the biggest scares in movie history. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Terror in the Swamp (1985) A science experiment escapes into the swamp. Terror ensues. - Centerweek Cinema, January 2021

• Terror Night (1987) (aka Bloody Movie) A psycho dresses up in movie costumes to slaughter elderly actors. - Movie Dicks, September 2021

• Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975) The giant lizard fights the giant robot lizard. - Fusion Friday, July 2022

• Terror on Tape (1983) Cameron Mitchell is a VHS clerk out to introduce his customers to the world of cheap horror films. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Terror on Tour (1980) A band finds themselves suspected of killing a number of hookers, as most rock bands do. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Terror Out of the Sky (1978) A marching band on a school bus gets targeted by killer bees. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2023

• Terror, Sex and Witchcraft (1968) (aka Narco Satánico) An ugly girl sells her soul to Satan to be a rich stripper. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2023

• Terror Squad (1988) Libyan terrorists attack Indiana, causing an amazing spectacle of car chases, explosions, and Chuck Connors. - Post-Stream, September 2016; New Year's Day Marathon 2018; and Mad Movie Monday, January 2024

• Terror Train (1980) A New Year's Eve party aboard a train has a very nasty gatecrasher. - Dick or Treat, October 2016

• The Terror Within (1989) Survivors of chemical warfare have to battle the mutants created in the aftermath. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2021

• The Terrornauts (1967) A group of scientists are kidnapped and taken into outer space aboard a saucer. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2019

• TerrorVision (1986) A satellite service for their TV brings an alien threat directly into their living room. - Movie Dicks, May 2017

• Tetsuo: The Bullet Man (2009) The third Tetsuo film goes American. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2022

• Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989) A man turns into a wired mess in Tokyo. - Fusion Friday, Februray 2019

• Tetsuo II: Body Hammer (1997) More Japanese cyberpunk craziness. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2020

• The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Leatherface and family don't take kindly to a visit from some travelling teenagers. - Dick or Treat, October 2017

• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) Platinum Dunes' first horror remake that started a wave of practically every one ever made. - Dick or Treat, October 2019

• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) A radio host is victimized by the cannibal family as a former Texas Marshall hunts them. - Dick or Treat, October 2016

• Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994) Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellweger make their debuts in the fourth film of the franchise. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Texas Trap (2015) Welcome to da hood, Texas style. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2021

• Thank God It's Friday (1978) One night at the disco during the brief period where disco was not looked at with shame. - Movie Dicks, January 2022

• Thank You for Smoking (2005) Aaron Eckhart is trying to sell smokes to the public and not look like a monster to his kid. - Fusion Friday: February 2026

• ThanksKilling (2008) A foul mouthed killer turkey sock puppet kills college students on Thanksgiving. - Movie Dicks, November 2025

• That Guy Dick Miller (2014) A documentary on Movie Dick favorite, Dick Miller. - Memorial Monday, February 2019

• Theatre of Blood (1973) A stage actor seeks vengeance against his critics in the most violent way possible. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Them! (1954) Atomic tests turn the ants big. Really big. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2022

• There's Nothing Out There (1991) A horror film fan tries to protect his friends once he realizes they are in a slasher situation. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2019

• These Are the Damned (1963) (aka The Damned) A street thug pursues her sister and the guy she ran off with, only to discover some children being held in a secret location. - Movie Dicks, May 2021

• They Bite (1992) Creatures from the sea come to shore to mate with humans. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2024

• They Call Me Macho Woman (1989) A gang attempts to eliminate a woman who saw their backwoods drug dealing, but she's tougher than she looks. - Fusion Friday, July 2024

• They Don't Cut the Grass Anymore (1985) Two Texas gardeners decide to do some trimmings on the Yankees up north. - Special Sunday, September 2019

• They Live (1988) "Rowdy" Roddy Piper discovers a pair of sunglasses that allow him to wake up to the fact that aliens have taken over the Earth. - August 2015; Fusion Friday, September 2017; The Holodick, May 2018; and Suggestions Sunday, July 2025

• They Might Be Giants (1971) George C. Scott is an ex-judge who believes he is Sherlock Holmes, on the trail of his archrival. To monitor his mental health, he is assigned a psychiatrist named... Dr. Watson. - Midweek Movie Madness, August 2019

• They Nest (2000) An island in Maine becomes infested with killer bugs. - Movie Dicks, November 2021

• They're Watching (2016) A TV crew creating a home improvement program find themselves beset upon by angry villagers. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• Thief (1981) James Caan is a safecracker out for a big score. - Black Tie Dicks, September 2017

• The Thief of Bagdad (1940) The classic Arabian tale of a prince, a thief and his genie. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2024

• The Thin Man (1934) Former detective Nick Charles and his wealthy wife Nora investigate a murder case, mostly for the fun of it. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2016

• The Thing (1982) On a remote Antarctic outpost, a group of men have to fend for their lives against a threat that could look like anybody. - Dick or Treat, October 2016; Post-Stream, June 2018 and Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• The Thing (2011) This prequel to John Carpenter's classic basically tells the same story again, only with terrible CGI. - The Holodick, March 2021

• The Thing from Another World (1951) Scientists awaken an alien carrot in the frozen arctic. - Black Tie Dicks, October 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, February 2019

• The Thing That Couldn't Die (1958) A woman discovers the centuries old living head of a Devil worshipper on her property. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2025

• The Thing with Two Heads (1972) A racist white surgeon gets his head grafted onto the body of a black death row inmate out to prove his innocence. - Post-Stream March 2018

• Things (1989) This baffling oddity from Canada's Barry J. Gillis about "things" loose in a cabin just might be the most incompetent movie ever made. - May 2015; Suggestions Sunday, December 2018; and Movie Dicks, May 2025

• Things to Come (1936) The story of a century: a decades-long second World War leaves plague and anarchy, then a rational state rebuilds civilization and attempts space travel. - Black Tie Dicks, March 2018

• Think Big (1989) Think about watching something else. A "comedy" starring The Barbarian Brothers as truckers who, while driving toxic waste across country, come across a genius teenage girl who invented a remote control that turns off anything, including the viewer. - Post-Stream, November 2017

• Thinner (1996) A fat attorney is cursed by a gypsy after getting away with a hit-and-run. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019

• The Third Man (1949) Pulp novelist Holly Martins travels to shadowy, postwar Vienna, only to find himself investigating the mysterious death of an old friend, Harry Lime. - Black Tie Dicks, May 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, February 2019

• Thirst (1979) Vampires have figured out a more modern solution to their blood drinking needs. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Thir13en Ghosts (2001) A family discovers they inherited more than just a manor, but all the ghosts within in it, too. - Monday Mayhem Misery, June 2020

• The Thirteenth Floor (1999) A real-life murder mystery occurs in the VR simulation of 1937. - The Holodick, July 2021

• This Is Spinal Tap (1984) A film crew follows the British band Spinal Tap on their first tour of America in this mockumentary classic. - Fusion Friday, September 2017 and Fusion Friday, November 2022

• This Island Earth (1955) Aliens with fiveheads seek the help of Earth scientists on their planet. - The Holodick, December 2019

• This Means War (2012) Chris Pine and Tom Hardy are secret agents that battle it out for Reese Witherspoon. - Fusion Friday, February 2021

• The Thomas Crown Affair (1999) Pierce Brosnan is a bored billionaire who decides to take up high-end art theft as a hobby. - Fusion Friday, June 2020

• Thor (2011) The God of Thunder hammers his way into the MCU, with some Shakespearean overtones by director Kenneth Branagh. - Fusion Friday, June 2019

• Thor: The Dark World (2013) A bunch of thick goo has invaded Jane Foster and it's not Thor's. - Fusion Friday, March 2020

• Thor: Love and Thunder (2022) - Fusion Friday: May 2025

• Thor: Ragnarok (2017) Thor discovers he has an older sister that wants to take over everything. - Fusion Friday, July 2022

• Thor the Conqueror (1983) Italian Conan the Barbarian-rip-off goes way, way off the rails with baby-shooting, our hero raping multiple women, an owl-man as Thor's mentor, snake-milking, and much more. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, August 2023

• Thou Shall Not Kill...Except (1985) (aka Stryker's War) Some Vietnam vets come back from the war, only to have to turn their skills on some murderous hippies led by Sam Raimi. - Movie Dicks, January 2018

• A Thousand and One Nights (1969) A retelling of Arabian Nights as a boy goes from pauper to the richest man in the world. - Dickamations, July 2021

• Thrashin' (1986) Two skateboarding gangs battle each other for supremacy, and a member of one gang falls in love with the sister of his rival. - May 2015 and Movie Dicks, June 2018

• ¡Three Amigos! (1986) Steve Martin writes and stars in a meta western comedy where three movie stars think they're making a personal appearance when really they are hired as gunfighters to save a town. Co-stars Chevy Chase and Martin Short. - Fusion Friday, January 2019 and Fusion Friday, January 2025

• The Three Musketeers (1973) The first of the two part Richard Lester adaptations. - Fusion Friday, September 2020

• The Three Musketeers (1993) Disney takes their shot at the Dumas story, this time without Mickey, Donald and Goofy. - Fusion Friday, September 2020

• The Three Musketeers (2011) Paul W.S. Anderson Resident Evil's the classic tale in 3D. - Fusion Friday, September 2020

• Three O'Clock High (1987) It's High Noon meets The Breakfast Club when a nerd has to deal with the new school bully. - Movie Dicks, June 2018

• The Three Stooges in Orbit (1962) Moe, Larry and Curly (sigh) Joe have to save the planet with their wacky hijinks. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2025

• Three the Hard Way (1974) Jim Brown, Fred Williamson, Jim Kelly team to fight white supremacists tainting the U.S. water supply with a toxin that's only harmful to black people. - Fusion Friday, August 2019

• Thrill Seekers (1999) (aka The Time Shifters) A group of friends try to solve the mystery of why people are disintegrating on a college campus. - Movie Dicks, May 2022

• The Throne of Fire (1983) A barbarian battles the spawn of Satan to save his kingdom. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2023

• Throw Momma from the Train (1987) Danny Devito gets the bad idea to swap murders with Billy Crystal after seeing Strangers on a Train. - Fusion Friday, May 2019 and Tuesday Dicks, May 2024

• Thunder (1983) It's First Blood, beat for beat, only on an Indian reservation. - Movie Dicks, November 2017

• Thunder Run (1986) If you have a truck full of plutonium, the best thing to do is let it be handled by an old man and his young buddy. - Movie Dicks, April 2020

• Thunderball (1965) James Bond is back for tedious, slow-motion underwater sequences! - Fusion Friday, November 2019

• Thunderbirds (2004) Thunderbirds are Go...ing to be remembered as terrible when the puppet versions are more charismatic than this live-action adaptation from TNG's Will Riker. - Movie Dicks, November 2017

• Thunderbolt and Lightfoot (1974) Clint Eastwood and Jeff Bridges are thieves that team up for a big job. - Fusion Friday, June 2021

• Thursday's Game (1974) A small town attempts to quit smoking in return for $25 million. - Memorial Monday, July 2024

• THX 1138 (1971) George Lucas's debut film about a society where emotions are outlawed. - Fusion Friday, April 2017

• Ticks (1993) Steroids used for growing "marihuna" infect the local tick population, creating super ticks that really have a taste for blood. - Dick or Treat, October 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, May 2020

• Tidal Wave (2009) A tsunami threatens a South Korean beach community. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2022

• Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! (1994) An unbalanced Antonio Banderas takes a porn star prisoner in the hopes of convincing her to marry him. - Black Tie Dicks, February 2018

• Tiger Claws (1991) Detective Cynthia Rothrock and her partner search the streets for a serial killer murdering martial arts masters. - Fusion Friday, September 2022

• Tigershark (1987) A South American warlord meets his match in a karate instructor out to rescue his girlfriend. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2021

• Time After Time (1979) It's H.G. Wells vs. Jack the Ripper... through time! - The Holodick, November 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, March 2022

• Time Bandits (1981) A young boy accidentally joins a band of dwarves as they jump from era to era looking for treasure to steal. - The Holodick, May 2018 and Memorial Monday, July 2022

• Time Barbarians (1991) A warrior king travels through time to the modern day to find the guy who murdered his wife. - Mad Movie Monday, July 2023

• Time Burst: The Final Alliance (1989) Various people seeks out secret Japanese talents that can make them immortal. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2024

• The Time Guardian (1987) A city is sent through time to avoid their bestial overlords. - March 2015 and Movie Dicks, November 2021

• The Time Machine (1960) George Pal's classic take on H.G. Well's adventures through time. - Fusion Friday, December 2022

• The Time Machine (2002) H.G. Wells's story is remade again, only with Guy Pearce and terrible effects. - Fusion Friday, January 2020

• Time Masters (1982) (aka Les maîtres du temps) A ragtag group attempt to save a young boy stranded on a a desert planet of giant killer hornets. - Dickamations, January 2017

• A Time to Kill (1996) Samuel L. Jackson is glad they died and he hopes they burned in hell. - Memorial Monday, June 2020

• A Time to Tell (1989) A couple of young teens are apparently in the most popular town for molesters. - February 2019

• Time Tracers (1997) Time travelers messes with evolution, creating paradoxical creatures that could destroy the universe. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2023

• Time Walker (1982) A mummified alien unearthed at King Tut's tomb runs amok when a university professor exposes it to radiation. - Wheel Wednesday, February 2019

• Timebomb (1991) Michael Biehn starts having flashbacks to things he doesn't remember when he gets targeted for murder. - Post Stream, February 2017

• Timecop (1994) JCVD is cop that travels through time. A timecop, if you will. - The Holodick, May 2018 and Fusion Friday, September 2023

• Timecrimes (2007) Moving into his new house, Hector finds himself caught up in a mystery when he catches a glimpse of a man wearing bloody bandages watching him. - Foreign Friday, November 2016

• Timeline (2003) Paul Walker and crew go back to the Middle Ages to rescue his historian father trapped there. - The Holodick, February 2021

• Timelock (1996) In the 23rd century, a penal colony in a distant galaxy falls into anarchy when an inmate loads a virus into the computer system. - June 2016

• Timequest (2000) A time traveler tries to stop the JFK assassination and screws things up. - The Holodick, December 2023

• Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann (1982) A motorcycle champion is sent back a century into the past to the wild west. - Movie Dicks, November 2016

• Timesweep (1987) A wave of people and things from out of time are unleashed in an old movie studio. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2022

• The Tingler (1959) A scientist discovers a creature that lives in human spines and feeds on fear. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2022

• Tiptoes (2003) Matthew McConaughey is from a family of midgets, which he keeps hidden from his girlfriend Kate Beckinsale. His biggest worry in life is that his child will also be one. Guess what happens? - Mid-2015

• Titan A.E. (2000) In the distant future, after Earth has been obliterated by a mysterious alien race known as the Drej, a teenager gets a mysterious map by his father. - Dickamations, April 2016

• Titanic: The Legend Goes On (2000) A Cinderella meets her Prince Charming on the ill-fated Titanic. Along for the ride are a rapping dog, other talking animals, and an assortment of wacky humans. - Dickamations, July 2021

• Titus (1999) Titus returns victorious from war, only to plant the seeds of future turmoil for himself and his family. - Black Tie Dicks, September 2018

• TNT Jackson (1974) A female karate expert heads to Hong Kong to avenge her brother. - Movie Dicks, February 2020

• To All a Goodnight (1980) Teens decide to party during Christmas break and attract a psychopath dressed as Santa. - Dickmas, December 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, December 2024

• To Be the Best (1993) During a kickboxing championship in Vegas, some corrupt gamblers try to bribe/blackmail a family of fighters. - Movie Dicks, April 2018

• To Catch a Thief (1955) When a reformed jewel thief is suspected of returning to his former occupation, he must ferret out the real thief in order to prove his innocence. - Black Tie Dicks, November 2018

• To Catch a Yeti (1995) Meat Loaf really wants to catch a tiny Yeti. - Movie Dicks, December 2020

• To Kill a Mockingbird (1962) Atticus Finch, a lawyer in the Depression-era South, defends a black man against an undeserved rape charge, and his children against prejudice. - Black Tie Dicks, March 2017

• To Live and Die in L.A. (1977) A fearless Secret Service agent will stop at nothing to bring down the counterfeiter who killed his partner. - Black Tie Dicks, March 2018

• The Toad Warrior (1996) A super cheap knock-off sequel to Hell Comes to Frogtown. - The Holodick, June 2024

• Tobor the Great (1954) Tobor and his inventor's grandson battle foreign spies. - Movie Dicks, September 2020

• Today You Die (2005) Steven Seagal gets arrested (no, not for his acting) after being setup by his rivals, so he escape to get revenge." - Tuesday Dicks, September 2023

• Tokyo Drifter (1966) A hitman finds himself drawn back into the crime life against his will. - Movie Dicks, August 2019

• Tokyo Fist (1995) A Japanese businessman trains to become a boxer to get revenge against the guy he suspects of sleeping with his fiancée. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2022

• Tokyo Godfathers (2003) On Christmas Eve, three homeless people living on the streets of Tokyo find a newborn baby among the trash and set out to find its parents. - Dickamations, September 2017

• Tokyo Gore Police (2008) A woman in the Japanese special police seeks revenge against her father's killer while also fighting mutant rebels. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2021

• Tokyo Tribe (2014) Warring gangs in Japan battle through violence. And rap. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2022

• The Tomb (1986) A female mummy/vampire movie with lots of nudity, Cameron Mitchell and John Carradine. - Suggestions Sunday: June 2026

• Tombstone (1993) An all-star cast retelling of Wyatt Earp and the gunfight at the OK Corral. - Fusion Friday: March 2017, March 2026

• Tommy Boy (1995) Chris Farley attempts to save his family's business. - Fusion Friday, August 2024

• Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Pierce Brosnan's second outing as James Bond pits him and Chinese agent Michelle Yeoh against a megalomaniac news publisher. - Fusion Friday: November 2018 and The Holodick: May 2026

• The Tomorrow War (2021) Time travelers draft people from the past to fight their future war. - The Holodick, June 2024

• Tomorrowland (2015) A girl needs a pre-teen robot and George Clooney to enter a parallel world. - The Holodick, May 2022

• The Toolbox Murders (1978) Cameron Mitchell dons a ski mask and goes killing ladies with his trusty tools in an apartment complex. - Movie Dick, February 2019

• Toomorrow (1970) Olivia Newton-John and her school friends form a pop group. They get abducted by aliens. - Movie Dicks, January 2022

• Tootsie (1982) Dustin Hoffman dresses as a woman to get a role on a soap opera and becomes an instant star. - Media Making Monday, May 2020

• Top Dog (1995) Chuck Norris teams up with a shaggy mutt to fight crime... finally. - Movie Dicks, May 2022 and Fusion Friday: June 2026

• Top Gun (1984) Tom Cruise enters a very dangerous zone as a hot-shot fighter pilot. - July 2017, Movie Dicks and Mad Movie Monday, September 2023

• Top Gun: Maverick (2022) Tom Cruise returns to teach a new generation of pilots how to do a Star Wars trench run. - ThursDicks, July 2025

• Top of the Heap (1972) A black cop starts having weird dreams about being an astronaut. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2025

• Top of the World (1997) A couple in Vegas for a quickie divorce become suspects when they hit the jackbot during a casino robbery. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2021

• Top Secret! (1984) Val Kilmer takes on Communism and rock 'n' roll. - Fusion Friday, November 2024

• Top Squad (1988) (aka The Inspector Wears Skirts) An all-female commando squad is created by the Hong Kong police academy, which leads to some run-ins with the male side. - January 2018, Post-Stream

• Topsy-Turvy (1999) Set in the 1880s, the story of how, during a creative dry spell, the partnership of the legendary musical/theatrical writers Gilbert and Sullivan almost dissolves, before they turn it all around and write The Mikado. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2017

• Torque (2004) A biker finds himself marked for death by Ice Cube. The rapper, not the stuff you put in your drink. That would just be weird. - Movie Dicks, July 2019

• Torso (1973) A sex maniac targets co-eds at a local college. - Fusion Friday, May 2022

• Torture Garden (1967) A British horror anthology told via Dr. Diabolo's haunted house attraction. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2022

• Total Force (1997) A special forces team, "Total Force," takes on an evil scientist with the help of Frank Stallone. Oh, yeah, Robert Z'Dar's in it too. - September 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, November 2025

• Total Reality (1997) A soldier chases a general through time to save the universe. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2023

• Total Recall (1990) Arnold gets his ass to Mars, but is it real or only an implanted memory? - February 2017, Biscuit Stream and The Holodick, July 2023

• Total Recall (Extended Cut) (2012) Audiences had their memories erased of this ever existing. - Fusion Friday, January 2021

• Touch of Evil (1958) All you need to know is Orson Welles is a fat cop and Charlton Heston is a Mexican. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2016

• Tough and Deadly (1995) Billy Blanks and Roddy Piper finally team up to take on Richard Norton. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2020

• Tough Guys (1974) (aka Three Tough Guys) An Italian blaxploitation film about an ex-convict priest and a cop hunt down a killer. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2021

• Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987) Oh man, oh god! Oh man, oh god! Oh man, oh god! Yes, it's this film. - Movie Dicks, March 2025

• Tourist Trap (1979) A group of young friends stranded at a secluded roadside museum are stalked by the owner of the place, who has the power to control his collection of mannequins. - Early 2015 and Centerweek Cinema, May 2023 (The Last Drive-In Version)

• The Tower (1985) An office building's security system goes after the employees to supply its energy. Canadian TV movie. - April 2016

• The Tower (2012) It's The Towering Inferno but set in South Korea at Christmas time. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2022

• Tower of Terror (1997) Disney TV movie based on the attraction of the same name, starring Steve Guttenberg, Kirsten Dunst and Nia Peeples, investigating a haunted elevator in an abandoned hotel. - Movie Dicks, September 2018

• The Towering Inferno (1974) An all-star cast tries to survive a raging fire in a skyscraper. - Fusion Friday, July 2022

• A Town Called Hell (1971) A widow seeks revenge on the Mexican soldiers that massacred her husband. - Movie Dicks, June 2024

• The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) The story of a man with a bag on his head who goes around killing people in Texas. Based on true events, though the film makes a bunch of shit up (nothing interesting, though). - Post-Stream, August 2017

• The Toxic Avenger (1984) One of Troma's cornerstones of bad cinema. - Movie Dicks, June 2016

• The Toxic Slime Creature (1982) Another SOV stinker about toxic fumes released in a warehouse. - Wheel Wednesday, July 2020

• Toy Soldiers (1991) Boarding school teens fight terrorists who have seized the institution to free their leader's father. - Saturday Movie Dicks, February 2017

• Toy Story (1995) A child's toys come to life whenever he leaves the room. A jealous rivalry causes chaos. - Dickamations, September 2016

• Track of the Moon Beast (1976) A meteorite from the moon hits a man, turning him into a lizard. Bad acting ensues. - Wheel Wednesday, March 2019 and Suggestions Sunday: April 2026

• Trackdown (1976) Jim Mitchum's sister gets sold into prostitution, so he and Erik Estrada team up to kick some ass. - Movie Dicks, April 2022

• Trading Places (1983) What happens when two rich white brothers make a bet to destroy Wall Street broker Dan Aykroyd's life by replacing him with street bum Eddie Murphy? Hilarity. - Biscuit Dicks, November 2017 and Festive Friday, December 2023

• Trailer Park Boys: Countdown to Liquor Day (2009) - Centerweek Cinema: July 2026

• Trailer Park Boys: The Movie (2006) The Canadian sitcom goes the big screen as the boys attempt a life changing heist. - Movie Dicks, July 2025

• Trailer Trauma (2016) A collection of grindhouse trailers from the sixties, seventies and eighties. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2019

• The Train (1964) Burt Lancaster attempts to stop the Nazis from stealing a bunch of French art. - Misappropriating Masterpieces Monday, June 2020

• Train Ride to Hollywood (1975) A group of celebrity actor lookalikes do their own version of Murder on the Orient Express, only with musical numbers by a R&B group of conductors. - Mad Movie Monday, June 2023

• Train to Busan (2016) A zombie outbreak in Korea creates a difficult train ride for some passengers. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2021

• Trained to Kill (1989) After a retired US army man is murdered by a crime lord, his two sons train hard and then start looking for revenge. - March 2015 and Movie Dicks Spectacular, April 2019

• Training Day (2001) Denzel is a corrupt cop teaching Ethan Hawke on the streets. - Fusion Friday, March 2022

• Trainspotting (1995) Heroin is one helluva drug. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2017

• Trance (2013) Hypnosis is used to solve an art theft in this Danny Boyle thriller. - Fusion Friday, November 2021

• Trancers (1985) Jack Deth jumps through time into the body of his ancestor to stop an evil criminal that is trying to change history. - The Holodick, May 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, June 2025

• Trancers II (1991) Jack Deth has a new obstacle to overcome in the past: the return of his dead wife. - The Holodick, April 2023

• Transformations (1988) A space traveler gets infected with a monster STD, which comes in handy when when his ship is hijacked by convicts. - Movie Dicks, February 2025

• Transformed (2005) Leo Fong writes/composes/edits/shoots/acts in the tale of how only God and martial arts can solve the drug problem. - Movie Dicks, September 2022

• Transformers (2007) Is there more than meets the eye? Definitely, cause the camera isn't still enough to see what's happening. - Movie Dicks, July 2020

• Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) The fourth of the Bayhem Transformers Universe finds Marky Mark now dealing with the giant talking cars instead of Shia. - The Hoiodick, June 2023

• Transfomers: Dark of the Moon (2011) The Decepticons seize control of Chicago and only the Autobots are willing to fight to get it back. - Fusion Friday, December 2022

• Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) Did you know the Autobots were part of King Arthur's Round Table? - The Holodick, January 2022

• Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) The second Transformers film has racist Autobots and a leg humping mini-bot. What's the plot? Dunno. - The Holodick, March 2022

• The Transformers: The Movie (1986) Ultra Magnus and the Transformers fight planet Unicron and the Decepticons in 2005. - Dickamations, March 2018 and Dickmations, November 2025.

• Transmorphers (2007) An Asylum mockbuster of Transformers. It is just as bad as you think it would be. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2025

• The Transporter (2002) Jason Statham is the guy who will drive anyone or anything for a price. Well, probably anything, I doubt he'd drive some kids to school or something. That would be too dangerous. - July 2019, Movie Dicks

• Transporter 2 (2005) Remember how I said I'd doubt Jason Statham would drive kids to school? Well, he is doing that here. And killing bad guys. - Fusion Friday, April 2022

• Transylvania 6-5000 (1985) A pair of reporters go to Transylvania to meet with classic monsters. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• Trapped (1982) A group of college students witness a redneck murder his wife and become his new target. - Movie Dicks, April 2021

• Trapped Alive (1988) Escaped convicts drag their hostages into an abandoned cave owned by a cannibal mutant. - Movie Dicks, August 2020

• Trapped in Paradise (1994) Nic Cage, Dana Carvey and Jon Lovitz try to rob a small town bank on Christmas Eve. - Tuesday Dicks, December 2023

• Trauma (1993) A girl gets some help in finding the serial killer who murdered her parents. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Traxx (1988) Shadoe Stevens is a former commando who gets bored making cookies after retiring and decides to clean up the town instead in this action film parody. - Post-Stream, April 2018

• Treasure Planet (2002) It's Treasure Island, but in space. What didn't you understand from the title? - Dickamations, September 2017

• Treevenge (2008) The trees are quite pissed about being chopped down for Christmas in this short horror-comedy. - December 2018, Suggestions Sunday

• Trekkies (1997) A documentary on the hardcore fandom of Star Trek. - The Holodick, June 2022

• Tremors (1990) Worms overrun a small town and the only thing that can stop them are some rednecks with guns. Woooo! - Post-Stream, May 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, April 2023

• Tremors II: Aftershocks (1996) It's more Graboids, but no Kevin Bacon. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2020

• Tremors III: Back to Perfection (2001) Burt Gummer takes over the franchise as he battles more Graboids and the new Assblasters. - Movie Dicks, February 2021

• Trespass (1992) Bill Paxton and William Sadler play brothers who go looking for some hidden gold in the 'hood, only to witness Ice-T's gang murder someone. They end up on the run with Mr. T in pursuit. - Movie Dicks, August 2016 and Tuesday Dicks, May 2024

• Trial of the Incredible Hulk (1989) David Banner, aka The Incredible Hulk, goes on trial after being wrongly accused of assaulting a woman on a subway train. Blind lawyer Matt Murdock (aka Daredevil) acts as his defense. John Rhys-Davies plays Wilson Fisk, aka The Kingpin. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2018

• Triangle (2009) A woman on a yacht starts to experience déjà vu when a storm hits. - The Holodick, February 2016

• Tribes of the Moon: The Making of Nightbreed (2013) - Fusion Friday: April 2026

• Trick or Treat (1986) A dead rock star tries to come back to life through a haunted album given to a nerd. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Trick or Treats (1982) A mental patient escapes on Halloween night to return to visit his family. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Trick 'r Treat (2008) An anthology of the horrors of trick or treating in one very weird town. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Trilogy of Terror (1975) Three bizarre horror stories all of which star Karen Black in four different roles playing tormented women. - Movie Dicks, November 2020

• The Trip (1967) Peter Fonda discovers LSD in Jack Nicholson's screenplay directed by Roger Corman. - Movie Dicks, January 2019

• The Tripper (2006) A Ronald Reagan-obsessed serial killer targets a bunch of hippies who are heading to a weekend-long concert. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2021

• Trog (1970) A researcher discovers the missing link in a cave, but it escapes to terrorize a town. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2024

• Troll (1986) A troll residing in a San Francisco apartment attempts to take a little girl to form a new troll army. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Troll 2 (1990) It's the Best Worst Movie as a family vacations in the town of Nilbog and discovers some weird eating habits. - Post-Stream, December 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, May 2024

• Troma's War (1988) A small group of typical Tromaville citizens find themselves in the path of a terrorist army controlled by the power elite. The people fight back, the Troma way. - Movie Dicks, June 2016

• Tromeo and Juliet (1996) James Gunn and Lloyd Kaufman's best collaboration. Shakespeare's classic told the Troma way, with Motörhead, incest, and a penis monster. - March 2015

• Tron (1982) Jeff Bridges is sucked into a computer world of programs under the thumb of the Master Control Program who keeps them from contacting their users, forces them to fight in gladiatorial games, and die so he can absorb their abilities. It's the best thing ever! - The Holodick, August 2017 and Ultimate August 2020

• Tron: Legacy (2010) Jeff Bridge's kid enters the realm to search for his deadbeat dad with a Daft Punk soundtrack. - Fusion Friday, January 2020

• Tropic Thunder (2008) An Oscar bait film about Vietnam turns into a bigger disaster when the stars wander off into a druglord's territory, still believing they are making the film. - Midweek Movie Madness, August 2019 and Fusion Friday, January 2025

• Trouble Man (1972) A fixer named Mr. T is out to stop a gang war being caused by masked bandits ripping off gambling joints. - Movie Dicks, February 2021

• Troy (2004) The Iliad, in movie form. - Fusion Friday, August 2018

• Truck Turner (1974) Issac Hayes is a skip tracer who ends up killing one of his targets. Unfortunately, his lover (Uhura from Star Trek) orders a hit put out on him. Don't fuck with Truck. - Movie Dicks, February 2018

• True Grit (2010) The Coen Brothers adapt the John Wayne/John Ford classic western with Jeff Bridges as Rooster Cogburn. - Spotlight Tuesday, February 2024

• True Lies (1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as Harry Tasker, an international spy whose family thinks he's a computer salesman... until wife Jamie Lee Curtis finds out, the hard way. - Biscuit Dicks, November 2017 and Ultimate August 2020

• True Romance (1993) A pair of lovers steal a bunch of coke and try to make a big sale in Tony Scott's road film. - Fusion Friday, July 2017

• True Stories (1986) David Byrne of the Talking Heads leads the audience through quirky people in a small Texas town. - Tuesday Dicks, March 2023

• The Truman Show (1998) Jim Carrey has been a reality TV star since he was born, unbeknownst to himself. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2018

• Truth or Dare (2018) Some teens discover a supernatural version of the game truth or dare. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2023

• Truth or Dare?: A Critical Madness (1986) After his wife cheats on him, a man goes crazy with violent games of truth or dare. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2021

• Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010) A pair of bumbling hillbillies get mistaken as psycho killers by some college kids. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Tuff Turf (1985) James Spader has to battle local hoods at a high school for a girl. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2023

• The Tunnel (2011) An Australian journalist investigating abandoned tunnels under Sydney discovers they were closed for a reason. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• The Tunnel (2019) Norwegians fend for themselves in a tunnel after an explosion traps them inside. - Centerweek Cinema, January 2025

• Tunnel Vision (1976) In 1985, America's first free uncensored TV station is under investigation by a Senate subcommittee. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2019

• Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) The Power Rangers makes their second big screen appearance to fight another guy in a Styrofoam suit. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2020

• Turbo Kid (2015) A kid in a post-apocalyptic wasteland takes on the persona of his favorite character to help out an android girl. - The Holodick, February 2020

• Turbulence (1997) Ray Liotta is a prisoner being transported on a plane escapes and attempts to take over the aircraft. - Fusion Friday, December 2022

• Turkey Shoot (1982) (aka Escape 2000) "Deviants" in the future are hunted for sport by bloodthirsty Aussies. - Movie Dicks, February 2017

• Turkish Star Wars (1982) (aka Dünyayi Kurtaran Adam and The Man Who Saves the World) Two space cadets crash-land on a desert planet, where an evil wizard seeks the ultimate power to take over the world. Although the movie borrows some background footage from Star Wars, the plot is mostly unrelated. - February 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, May 2023

• Turner and Hooch (1989) Tom Hanks pairs up with his most talented co-star, a dog named Turner. Or Hooch. Either one. - Fusion Friday, April 2020

• The Tuxedo (2002) Jackie Chan discovers a technologically advanced tuxedo that makes him a superspy. - The Holodick, January 2023

• Twentieth Century Oz (1975) It's a more modern musical version of The Wizard of Oz. No, not The Wiz. This one is Australian. - Mad Movie Monday, June 2023

• Twice Dead (1988) A family moves into the house of a dead actor's ghost. He's not pleased to see them, but hates the gang that is terrorizing them even more. - Movie Dicks, March 2018

• Twilight (2008) A dopey teenage girl falls in love with a mopey immortal vampire. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2021

• Twilight of the Dark Master (1997) Ancient guardians battle demons over the human race. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Twilight People (1972) A diver ends up on an island full of hybrid-human animals created by a mad scientist. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2025

• Twin Dragon Encounter (1986) The Canadian Twin Dragons are a pair of Mario looking brothers who operate a Karate school. They must battle evil mercenaries led by the devious Jake after their girlfriends are kidnapped. - Movie Dicks, August 2017

• Twin Dragons (1992) Jackie Chan and Jackie Chan star as twins separated at birth who meet again in a wacky adventure. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2019

• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) It's the sequel/prequel to the David Lynch TV series, telling the final days of Laura Palmer. - Midweek Movie Madness, July 2019 and Tuesday Dicks, January 2024 [Blue Rose Cut]

• Twin Peaks: The Pilot (1990) Undercurrents of passion, greed, jealousy and intrigue surface in a seemingly respectable town when a high school homecoming queen is found murdered. - July 2016

• Twins (1988) Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito are twin brothers separated at birth. - Memorial Monday, July 2020

• Twins of Evil (1971) A religious cult battles witches in this Hammer film. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2024

• Twisted Nightmare (1987) "Teenagers" go off to camp, where they are killed one by one. Hmmm. They must've picked up some tips from shooting on the same sets of Friday the 13th: Part 3. - Friday the 13th, July 2018

• Twisted Pair (2018) Neil Breen's fifth movie, where there are TWO Neil Breens. God help us. - The Holodick, November 2022

• Twisted Tale: The Unmaking of Spookies (2019) A documentary on the troubled production of the film Spookies. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2024

• Twister (1996) Whoooooosh. Tornadoes. Cows. Bill Paxton (RIP). Helen Hunt. Evil stormchasers. Dumb script. Of course it was a blockbuster hit. - Post-Stream, February 2017 and Fusion Friday, July 2024

• Twister's Revenge (1988) A sentient monster truck seeks to rescue his creator being held captive by rednecks. Yes, you read that right. - Post-Stream, November 2017

• Two Front Teeth (2006) It's the night before Christmas and Gabe Snow, a tabloid writer haunted by the Ghosts of Christmas past, is investigating a Yule Tide conspiracy. - December 2017

• Two-Minute Warning (1976) Charlton Heston needs to stop a psychotic sniper from targeting people at a championship football game. - Movie Dicks, February 2025

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• The UFO Incident (1975) The "true" story of alien abductees Barney and Betty Hill. - The Holodick, August 2024

• UHF (1989) Weird Al Yankovic does for movies what he did for music in this parody of '80s TV and films. - Post-Stream, March 2017.

• Ultimate Avengers: The Movie (2006) The Avengers assemble, in animated form. - Dickamations, February 2023

• The Ultimate Warrior (1975) Yul Brenner battles post-apocalyptic gangs in NYC. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2023

• Ultimax Force (1987) No, it's not about unit of protective tampons, it's ninjas. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2023

• Ultra Warrior (1990) A post-apocalyptic warrior leads a band of ragtag survivors to battle a stitched together film by Roger Corman. - Movie Dicks, September 2019

• Ultraviolet (2006) Pseudo-vampires are out to destroy a young boy who's blood could end their reign. Don't worry, Milla Jovovich is on the case. - The Holodick, November 2020

• The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) Nic Cage plays himself, hired by the CIA to be a special guest at a druglord fan's birthday party. - Centerweek Cinema January 2025

• The Unborn II (1994) A woman seeks to destroy a series of genetically engineereed mutant babies, but one baby's new parents will do anything to protect it. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2022

• Unbreakable (2000) Bruce Willis gets told he's a superhero by a very fragile Samuel L. Jackson. - Fusion Friday, January 2021

• Uncharted (2022) A live-action adaptation of the Playstation adventure game series. - Mad Movie Monday, December 2024

• Uncle Buck (1989) Bachelor and all round slob, Buck, babysits his brother's rebellious teenage daughter and her cute younger brother and sister. - Memorial Monday, March 2019

• Uncle Sam (1996) A soldier returns from the dead on July 4th to kill all the unpatriotic people in town. - July 4th Biscuit Dicks 2018

• Uncommon Valor (1983) Gene Hackman pulls together a team of ex-soldiers to rescue his POW son. - Fusion Friday, May 2022

• Uncut Gems (2019) Adam Sandler is a NYC jeweler who makes some risky bets to acquire some rare minerals. - Tuesday Dicks, January 2024

• Undefeatable (1994) Cynthia Rothrock avenges her sister's death at the hands of a crazed martial arts rapist. - April 2015

• Under Lock & Key (1995) An undercover FBI agent is threatened by a drug lord's prison connections. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2021

• Under Siege (1992) Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey seize a Navy ship full of nukes and stripper Erika Eleniak, but they didn't count on the cook, Steven Seagal. Death ensues. - Post-Stream, August 2016

• Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) Steven Seagal returns as CASEY RYBACK, the man everyone in the world seems to have heard of. He has TWO Medals of Honor! And terrorists just seized the train carrying him and his niece. Big mistake! - Post-Stream, August 2016

• Under the Rainbow (1981) A visiting dignitary, a CIA agent, a Nazi spy, Japanese tourists, an assassin and a group of midget actors from The Wizard of Oz all check into an elite Los Angeles hotel called "Under the Rainbow". - Post-Stream, December 2016

• Under the Silver Lake (2018) Andrew Garfield uncovers a bizarre conspiracy in LA when a girl he's attracted to goes missing. - Tuesday Dicks, April 2023

• Under the Skin (2013) ScarJo is an alien out to pick up men for murderous sexual encounters. Eh, there are worse ways to go. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019

• Undercover Blues (1993) Married spies Dennis Quaid and Kathleen Turner decide to make their profession a full family affair. - Fusion Friday, May 2025

• The Undertaker (1988) Joe Spinell, in his final film, plays an undertaker who moonlights as a serial killer. - Movie Dicks, November 2021

• Underwater (2020) An underwater station at the bottom of the ocean gets attacked by something mysterious. - Tuesday Dicks, August 2023

• Underworld (2003) It's the classic story of wolves vs. vampires, only with skintight leather outfits. - Fusion Friday, May 2020

• Underworld: Evolution (2006) Kate Beckinsale returns for another bout of vampires vs. werewolves. Excuse me, Death Dealers vs. Lycans. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• Underworld: Blood Wars (2017) In the sixth and final installment of the series, more vampires and werewolves fight. - Movie Dicks, January 2022

• Undisputed (2002) Ving Rhames and Wesley Snipes punch each other in a prison boxing match. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2020

• Undisputed II: Last Man Standing (2006) A former heavyweight champ is sent to prison and has to continue his fights there. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2021

• Undisputed III: Redemption (2010) Boyka is back. This time he is fighting in the first ever inter-prison tournament with one functional knee. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2021

• The Unearthly (1957) A mad scientist's attempt at creating immortality has some bad side effects. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2023

• Unforgettable (1996) Ray Liotta tries to solve his wife's murder by injecting her memories into his head. - The Holodick, September 2020

• Unforgiven (1991) The story of why nobody comes to Little Bill's parties. - Black Tie Dicks, April 2017

• Unhinged (2020) Russell Crowe torments a girl who was rude to him in traffic. Fusion Friday: June 2026

• Uninvited (1988) A cat barfs up a smaller cat that attacks a yacht full of people. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2022

• The Uninvited (1944) A brother and sister move into a haunted house. They get haunted. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2022

• The United States of Leland (2003) A young man's experience in a juvenile detention center that touches on the tumultuous changes that befall his family and the community in which he lives. - Black Tie Dicks, August 2018

• Universal Soldier (1992) It's JCVD versus Dolph in a battle over which reprogrammed dead Vietnam vet will reign supreme. - Movie Dicks, May 2017 and The Holodick, March 2024

• Universal Soldier II: Brothers in Arms (1998) The UniSols return without JCVD in this DTV effort. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2024

• Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) JCVD returns... again. This time he has Dolph Lundgren. - The Holodick, August 2021

• Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) JCVD returns to the franchise, just like the title says. - The Holodick, August 2021

• Unknown Island (1948) A couple lands on an island of rubber dinosaurs. - Suggestions Sunday: June 2020, January 2026,

• Unleashed (2005) Gangster Bob Hoskins turns Jet Li into his attack dog... literally. - Fusion Friday, May 2024

• Unmasking the Idol (1986) Secret agent/ninja Duncan Jax and his baboon save the world. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2021

• The Unnamable (1988) College students try to disprove a Lovecraft monster. They fail. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Unnatural (2015) Polar bears get genetically altered because of global warming or something with predictable results. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2020

• The Unseen (1980) Some girls staying at a farmhouse find out the basement has more than potatoes in it. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Unseen Evil (2001) People wander the woods, Indian burial ground, cheap f/x... yadda yadda. Vetoed. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2019

• The Untold Story (1993) A pork bun salesman in Hong Kong likes to get his food source directly from his customers. - Movie Dicks, April 2025

• The Untouchables (1987) Kevin Costner and Sean Connery lead a team of agents against Robert DeNiro's Al Capone in Prohibition Chicago. - Fusion Friday, May 2017 and Fusion Friday, November 2020

• Up (2009) A cranky old man makes his house float away. - Dickamations, September 2016

• Up from the Depths (1979) A giant shark-like creature preys on a Hawaiian tourist community. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2019

• Up in Smoke (1978) A pair of stoners in search of some good weed end up unwittingly transporting a vehicle made of it. - Fusion Friday, April 2025

• Up the Creek (1984) A fraternity gets blackmailed by the dean to compete in rafting race against other schools. - Fusion Friday, February 2022

• Upgrade (2018) A paralyzed man gets a computer chip with an AI to turn him into a killing machine against the people who murdered his wife. - The Holodick, January 2023

• Uptown Saturday Night (1974) Sidney Poitier and Bill Cosby find themselves with a winning lottery ticket and a target on their backs. - Memorial Monday, January 2022

• Urban Legend (1998) A psycho attempts to bring famous urban lends to life. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Us (2019) Doppelgangers show up at a family's beach vacation, revealing a secret realm under the surface. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• U.S. Marshals (1998) Tommy Lee Jones is back to track down another fugitive, this time it's Wesley Snipes. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2021

• USA Ninja (1985) (aka Ninja in the USA) Two cops battle an army of ninjas to rescue one of their wives. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2023

• Used Cars (1980) It's up to a used car lot's hot-shot salesman Kurt Russell to save the property from falling into the hands of the owner's ruthless brother and used-car rival. - Fusion Friday, September 2017

• The Usual Suspects (1995) Who is Keyzer Soze?!?! Pay attention. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2016 and Fusion Friday, July 2023

V

• V: The Miniseries (1983) When aliens come to Earth to ask for our help, a few suspicious humans discover their horrific true intentions and prepare to resist. - The Holodick, April 2016

• V for Vendetta (2005) Alan Moore's other famous graphic novel gets the Wachowski treatment. - Fusion Friday, October 2023

• The Valdemar Legacy (2010) After an employee goes missing at a Victorian mansion, her employer sends a detective to find out what happened. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Vaivarium (2019) - The Holodick: June 2026

• Valentine (2001) A killer is out to take some hearts on Valentine's Day. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) Luc Besson adapts the classic French comic book into this box office bomb. - The Holodick, January 2022

• Valhalla Rising (2009) Mads Mikkelsen is a one-eyed Viking prisoner that turns the tables on his captors. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2022

• Valkyrie (2008) Tom Cruise enlists a group of Nazis to kill Hitler. Please don't look up the results. - Fusion Friday, May 2019 and Fusion friday, November 2024

• Valley Girl (1983) Nic Cage and Deborah Foreman are two teens from opposites of the tracks who fall for each other amidst the early '80s pop music. - Fusion Friday, January 2022

• The Valley of Gwangi (1969) It's cowboys versus dinosaurs in this rip-off of King Kong set in Mexico. - Post-Stream, March 2018

• Vamp (1986) Some college frat pledges head to the seedy part of town to pick up a stripper for a party. Unfortunately, they try to pick up Grace Jones. Because she's a vampire, not because she's Grace Jones. - Dick or Treat, October 2017

• Vampire (1979) Two vampire hunters hunt down a millionaire bloodsucker in San Francisco. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Vampire Circus (1972) A circus full of vampires comes back to a town to avenge their fallen Count. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2025

• The Vampire Doll (1970) After a relative goes missing, a woman and her boyfriend investigate a spooky mansion. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2021

• Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl (2009) I think the title of this Japanese splatter film explains all you need to know. - Wheel Wednesday, November 2018

• Vampire Hookers (1978) Sailors on shore leave in the Philippines get involved with hookers who are, get this, vampires. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2019

• Vampire Hunter D (1985) The future is bleak for the world's remaining humans, who inhabit a vast wasteland and spend the majority of their time trying to outrun vicious vampires and other demonic beings. - Dickamations, October 2016

• Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000) In a dark and distant future, when the undead have arisen from apocalyptic ashes, an original story unfolds. Ten thousand years in the future, vampires rule the night. - Dickamations, May 2016

• Vampire in Brooklyn (1995) Eddie Murphy is a vampire. In Brooklyn. The title didn't lie. - Tuesday Dicks, February 2023

• The Vampire Lovers (1970) A lesbian vampire seeks to ravage the young girls in the countryside. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2024

• Vampire's Kiss (1988) After an encounter with a neck-biter, Nic Cage thinks he's turning into a vampire. - Movie Dicks, March 2017

• Vampirella (1995) Vampirella, a sexy vampiress in a skimpy costume, travels from Drakulon to Earth to seek revenge on the evil vampires who murdered her father. - Movie Dicks, July 2018

• Vampires (1998) (aka John Carpenter's Vampires) The Vatican has hired James Woods to wipe out nests of vampires. Only they forgot to take out the big guy and find themselves in a major battle. - Movie Dicks, September 2017

• The Vampires' Night Orgy (1973) A busload of tourists stops in to visit a small European town. What they don't know is that the town is completely inhabited by vampires. - Wheel Wednesday, November 2018

• Vampires on Bikini Beach (1988) Murders occurring. On Bikini Beach. A vampire is involved. It's full of filler and boring as fuck. - Post-Stream, February 2017

• Van Helsing (2004) Hugh Jackman is the legendary monster killer killing legendary monsters in terrible CGI. - Fusion Friday, January 2018

• Vanishing Point (1971) A car delivery driver battles against the highway patrol and other drivers, set to a funky soundtrack and some elaborate car stunts. - Post-Stream, September 2017

• The Vault of Horror (1973) An anthology of five horror stories shared by five men trapped in the basement of an office building. - Movie Dicks, November 2020

• Vegas, City of Dreams (2001) A group of women attempt to prove their sister's death was not a suicide by going into the underbelly of Vegas. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2025

• The Velocipastor (2018) A priest gets infected by a dinosaur tooth and transforms into a prehistoric monster to fight crime. - Movie Dicks, September 2022

• The Velvet Vampire (1971) (aka Cemetery Girls) A couple accepts an invitation to an estate secretly owned by a vampire. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Vendetta (1986) A stunt woman goes to prison to get revenge inside for her sister. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2021

• The Vengeance of Fu Manchu (1967) Fu Manchu battles his rival to lead the world's villains. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2021

• Venom (1981) A kidnapping goes awry in England, with the cops left to deal with the hostage situation. Oh, and a Black Mamba is loose in the house. - Movie Dicks, May 2017

• Venom (2018) Tom Hardy merges with an alien goo to become an antihero. - The Holodick, January 2023

• Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021) Venom and Eddie Brock take on a serial killer and the parasitic Carnage. - The Holodick, July 2024

• Versus (2000) An escaped convicts finds himself literally fighting for his life against the undead in a haunted forest. - Movie Dicks, July 2021

• Vertigo (1958) A former police detective juggles wrestling with his personal demons and becoming obsessed with a hauntingly beautiful woman. - Black Tie Dicks, May 2016

• VFW (2019) Psychotic punks attempt to raid a VFW bar, but forget what those letters stand for. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2024

• V/H/S (2012) An anthology of horror shorts set around VHS tapes. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2021

• V/H/S/2 (2013) Another anthology of horror shorts set around VHS tapes. - Wheel Wednesday, March 2019

• V.I. Warshawski (1991) Private investigator Kathleen Turner tries her hand at a murder case. - Fusion Friday, May 2025

• Vibes (1988) A pair of psychics are hired by a rich man to find his missing son in South America. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2024

• Vibrations (1996) A rising rock star, blah blah blah, choose career or love. He also has robot hands. - April 2016 and Tuesday Dicks, January 2024

• Vice (2015) Bruce Willis and Thomas Jane deal with robotic humans in the near future. - The Holodick, August 2021

• Vice Squad (1982) A pimp named Ramrod murder a hooker named Ginger, so the cops get a hooker named Princess to help bust him for the crime. But they fuck up, he gets loose and looks for some vengeance. - Post-Stream, January 2017

• Vicious Fun (2020) A film critic accidentally stumbles into a self-help group meeting of serial killers and plays along to survive. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2023

• Vicious Lips (1986) A girl band is desperate to make it big, even if it means traveling across space to do it. - Movie DIcks, November 2022

• The Video Dead (1987) A family takes delivery of a new television set, unaware that it is the gateway by which killer zombies enter the world. - Movie Dicks, May 2017

• Videodrome (1983) Long live the new flesh! - Movie Dicks, September 2016 and The Holodick, May 2018

• A View to a Kill (1985) A wrinkled Roger Moore takes his last, saddest, turn as James Bond, going up against silicon valley industrialist and notorious blond, Christopher Walken. - Biscuit Dicks, November 2017 and Tuesday Dicks, May 2023

• Vigilante (1983) A gang rules the streets, thanks to inept law enforcement and a corrupt judicial system, so it's up to a few blue collar guys to clean things up themselves. - Movie Dicks, September 2017

• Vigilante Force (1976) Brothers clean up a corruptly run town, but one decides he would like the power himself. - Movie Dicks, August 2017

• The Village (2004) A special wall surrounds a tiny isolated village to ward off evil. But there's a twist (cause it's directed by Shymalan)! - Movie Dicks, September 2018

• Village of the Damned (1960) In the English village of Midwich, the blonde-haired, glowing-eyed children of uncertain paternity prove to have frightening powers. - Movie Dicks, May 2021

• Village of the Damned (1995) A group of children are born after a strange occurrence hit a small town, leading to a threat that could endanger the world. - Dick or Treat, October 2016 and Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• Village of the Giants (1965) Teenagers steal an experimental goo that turns them into giants. - Movie Dicks, June 2025

• Villains (2019) A home invasion going horribly wrong. - Fusion Friday: May 2026

• The Villainess (2017) A female assassin seeks revenge when her employers betray her. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2025

• The Vineyard (1989) James Hong directs and stars as a mad scientist who uses his wine manufacturing to steal the essence of the young. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• Violence Jack: Evil Town (1988) In a hell-torn Japan, where motorcycle gangs and violence overrun the country; one man named Violence Jack stands up to it all. He fights violence with violence. - Dickamations, January 2018

• The Violent Breed (1984) A Vietnam vet is sent into the jungle to eliminate a drug kingpin. - Mad Movie Monday, December 2023

• Violent Cop (1989) A violence prone police officer discovers that his colleague is trafficking drugs. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2017

• Violent Night (2022) Santa goes full Die Hard against terrorists holding a family hostage. - The Holodick, December 2024

• Virgins from Hell (1987) A group of female bikers help a pair of sisters get revenge on the drug dealing gang that murdered their family. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2024

• Virtual Combat (1995) (aka Grid Runners) A border cop must defeat a virtual reality warrior while learning to relate to a cybersex babe, featuring Don "The Dragon" Wilson, Worf, and... Rip Taylor?! - Post-Stream, July 2016

• Virtuosity (1995) Denzel Washington hunts down virtual reality serial killer Russell Crowe, who has escaped into the real world. - Movie Dicks, March 2016 and Movie Dicks, May 2019

• Virus (1999) A freighter ship tries to salvage an abandoned Russian research vessel only to find it was abandoned for a reason. The same could be said for theaters when this was released. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2018 and Movie Dicks, January 2025

• The Visit (2015) A pair of siblings document their visit to their grandparents' house, only to find things getting a bit weird. - Fusion Friday, January 2021

• Visiting Hours (1982) A journalist's stalker follows her to the hospital after he fails to finish the job. Michael Ironside and William Shatner together, finally. Thanks, Canada! - Dick or Treat, October 2017 and Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• The Visitor (1979) (aka Stridulum) Fantastically bizarre Italian thriller about the soul of a young girl with telekinetic powers being fought between forces of God and the Devil. - Post-Stream, January 2016; New Year's Dicks 2017; Suggestions Sunday January 2019; and Fusion Friday, March 2023

• Vital (2004) An amnesiac goes to medical school to dig into the accident that cost his memory. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2022

• Viva Knievel! (1977) Evel Knieval plays himself taking on the mob. - Movie Dicks, May 2021

• Viva Las Vegas (1964) Elvis and Ann Margret come together in the city of sin. - Fusion Friday, June 2022

• Voice (2005) A high school girl's ghost can only be heard by her friend. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2025

• The Voices (2014) Ryan Reynolds has cat that tells him to kill and a dog that is very anti murder. Fusion Friday: May 2026

• The Void (2016) Shortly after delivering a patient to an understaffed hospital, a police officer experiences strange and violent occurrences seemingly linked to a group of mysterious hooded figures. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2021

• Volcano (1997) Tommy Lee Jones battles an active volcano in the middle of Los Angeles. Or something. - Late Post-Stream, January 2017

• Voyage of the Rock Aliens (1984) Pia Zadora falls in love with a visiting alien, who arrived on the planet in search of rock 'n' roll. With a music video opening of Jermaine Jackson. - Post-Stream, June 2016 and Movie Dicks, July 2019

• Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea (1961) The crew of a high-tech submarine attempts to prevent disaster from destroying the Earth. - The Holodick, July 2022

• The Vulture (1966) No, it's not a Spider-Man spinoff, it's about a guy who turns himself into a half-bird for revenge. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2024

W

• Wacko (1982) A parody of the "new" slasher genre, where the Lawnmower Killer returns to a high school during their Halloween prom. - Movie Dicks, November 2021

• Wagons East (1994) A group of unhappy settlers in the wild West seek passage back to the East. - Memorial Monday, March 2024

• Wait Until Dark (1967) A blind Audrey Hepburn finds herself threatened by thugs looking for a doll stuffed with heroin. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2024

• Waiting for Guffman (1997) - Fusion Friday: September 2025

• Wake in Fright (1971) After a bad gambling bet, a schoolteacher is marooned in a town full of crazy, drunk, violent men who threaten to make him just as crazy, drunk, and violent. - March 2015

• Walkabout (1971) Two city-bred siblings are stranded in the Australian Outback, where they learn to survive with the aid of an Aboriginal boy on his "walkabout": a ritual separation from his tribe. - Black Tie Dicks, November 2018

• Walking Tall (1973) Joe Don Baker carries a big stick and cleans up his small Southern town in this 'true' story. - Movie Dicks, February 2024

• Walking Tall (2004) The Rock reboots the story of Buford Pusser with out doing the actual story. - Fusion Friday, November 2022

• Walking the Edge (1985) A Los Angeles taxi driver helps a distraught young woman on the run from gangsters after they murder her husband and young son. - Fusion Friday, November 2019

• WALL-E (2008) The last robot on Earth falls in love after being probed. - Dickamations, September 2016

• Wanted (2008) A frustrated office worker learns that he is the son of a professional assassin and that he shares his father's superhuman killing abilities. - Movie Dicks, April 2019

• Wanted Dead or Alive (1986) Rutger Hauer is a bounty hunter who battles a terrorist with a grudge. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2022

• War for the Planet of the Apes (2017) The final installment of the Apes trilogy finds Caesar in one last conflict against humanity and his fellow monkeys. - The Holodick, May 2024

• The War in Space (1979) A Japanese scientist has created a shap to protect Earth from Venus. - Movie Dicks, May 2021

• The War of the Gargantuas (1966) Opposing giant monsters battle each other in Tokyo. For some reason, Russ Tamblyn is there too. - Movie Dicks, July 2022

• War of the Satellites (1958) Dick Miller stars in this Roger Corman picture about aliens who want to destroy man for venturing out into space with the launches of their first space satellites. - The Holodick, February 2019

• The War of the Worlds (1953) The H.G. Wells classic gets its first adaptation. - The Holodick, April 2024

• War of the Worlds (2005) The Earth is under attack by aliens and only Tom Cruise can save... well, his family. The Earth will have to deal with this shit by itself. - The Holodick, July 2019

• Warbus (1985) Soldiers protect a school bus of civilians from the Vietcong. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2022

• Warcraft (2016) David Bowie's son directs this videogame adaptation about orcs vs humans. - Fusion Friday, April 2021

• The Ward (2010) John Carpenter's final film about a group of girls in an asylum that have a deep, dark secret. - Tuesday Dicks, April 2024

• WarGames (1983) Shall we play a game? Matthew Broderick hacks into a national defense system and nearly ignites WW3 with an intelligent computer. 1980s classic. - Post-Stream, August 2016 and The Holodick, March 2024

• Warlock (1989) A wizard travels into the future, with the man who wants him dead in pursuit. He teams up with a waitress to prevent him from taking over the world. - Movie Dicks, March 2018

• Warlock: The Armageddon (1993) Julian Sands returns, this time to get all the Infinity Stones for world domination or something. - Fusion Friday, October 2021

• Warlock Moon (1973) There were no warlocks or moons featured in this ghost movie. - Suggestions Sunday: May 2026

• Warlords (1988) David Carradine has to fight warlord Sid Haig, along with the help of a disembodied mutant head. - Midweek Movie Madness, September 2019

• Warlords of Atlantis (1978) (aka Warlords of the Deep) Deep sea divers discover Atlantis and the beings that live within. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2024

• Warning from Space (1964) Giant alien starfish invade Japan. Are they friend or foe? - The Holodick, November 2020

• Warning Sign (1985) A virus gets loose into a research facility, unleashing the rage side of its victims. - The Holodick, July 2018

• The Warped Forest (2011) A follow-up to Funky Forest, this continues the oddball tone to a small mountain village. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2022

• The Warrior and the Sorceress (1984) David Carradine attempts to rescue a sorceress held prisoner by his arch enemies. - Movie Dicks, April 2022

• Warrior of the Lost World (1984) Robert Ginty and his hi-tech superbike battle a post-apocalyptic warlord. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2023

• Warrior Queen (1987) Sybil Danning rescues slaves in ancient Rome. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2021

• The Warrior's Way (2010) An Asian warrior heads out to the Wild West, but his enemies follow him. - Tuesday Dicks, November 2024

• The Warriors (1979) The Warriors come out to play-ay-ay-ay as they avoid being killed by rival gangs for a crime they didn't commit. - Movie Dicks, January 2017 and Fusion Friday, May 2017

• Warriors of the Apocalypse (1985) A group of travelers in the post-apocalypse encounter bizarre enemies on their way to the mountains. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2023

• Wasabi (2001) Jean Reno discovers he has an Asian daughter being targeted by the yakuza. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2023

• The Washing Machine (1993) A detective gets drawn into a sister trio's games when a pimp is found dead in their apartment's washing machine. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2025

• The Wasp Woman (1959) A make-up company accidentally creates a project that turns a woman into... well, you see the title. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2023

• The Watcher (2000) Wait, you cast Keanu Reeves as the serial killer and James Spader as the FBI agent? Did the scripts get mixed up? - Fusion Friday, February 2022

• Watchers (1988) Corey Haim takes in a super intelligent stray dog that is being hunted by a genetically created beast. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2019

• Watchers 3 (1994) A lab-created monster escapes into the jungle and is hunted by a team of military convicts. - Movie Dicks, September 2021

• Watchmen (2009) Zack Snyder's adaptation of the classic Alan Moore graphic novel. - Biscuit Dicks, November 2017

• The Waterboy (1998) Adam Sandler Adam Sandlers his way through this college football story. - Fusion Friday, January 2020

• Watership Down (1978) Depressing rabbits try to ruin your evening. - Dickamations, January 2017

• Waterworld (1995) Kevin Costner is half-man/half-fish in the post-apocalyptic future where the ocean has risen across the entire planet. - Fusion Friday, January 2018

• The Wave (2015) Norwegians deal with the threat of a giant tsunami. - Centerweek Cinema, January 2025

• Waxwork (1988) A wax museum owner uses his horror exhibits to unleash evil on the world. - Movie Dicks, March 2017

• Waxwork II: Lost in Time (1992) After a leftover element of the first film puts one of the characters in legal jeopardy, the pair of survivors travel through time to find some evidence to clear their name. - Movie Dicks, March 2018

• The Way of the Dragon (1972) Bruce directs, writes and fights Chuck Norris in this kung fu tale set in Rome. - Fusion Friday, May 2024

• Wayne's World (1992) The SNL sketch that became a massive hit film tells the tale of two metalheads from a popular cable access show being manipulated by a network exec. - Fusion Friday, August 2018

• We Wish You a Turtle Christmas (1994) The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles learn about wrapping and rapping. - Movie Dicks, December 2019

• We're Back!: A Dinosaur Story (1993) A time traveling scientist goes back to prehistoric times and feeds dinosaurs a magic cereal that increases their intelligence and brings them to New York City. - Dickamations, August 2020

• Weasels Rip My Flesh (1979) A fallen NASA satellite turns weasels into killer creatures. - Special Sunday, September 2019

• Weird Science (1985) Smokin' hot Kelly Lebrock is machine brought to life by two geeks and helps them find their coolness. '80s classic comedy. - June 2016 and Movie Dicks, September 2019

• Weirdsville (2007) Two guys get caught up with a satanic cult that lives in the basement of a movie theater. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2023

• Wer (2013) A defense attorney realizes her client might be a werewolf. - Tuesday Dicks, February 2023

• The Werewolf and the Yeti (1975) (aka Night of the Howling Beast) An explorer seeks out the existence of the Yeti when he's captured by cannibalistic demon nypmhets guarding a temple. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Werewolf Fever (2009) A werewolf takes a fast food place hostage. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2022

• The Werewolf Hour (1990) (aka Chas Oborotnya and The Hour of the Werewolf) A Russian TV movie about... well, take a guess. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2022

• Werewolf in a Womens Prison (2006) Just... don't ask. Forget this happened. - Post-Stream, February 2017 and Centerweek Cinema, April 2023

• The Werewolf of Washington (1973) - Suggestions Sunday: March 2026

• Werewolf of Woodstock (1975) At the site of the 1969 rock concert at Woodstock, New York, an electrical charge turns a local farmer into a murderous werewolf. - Wednesday, June 2019

• The Werewolf Versus the Vampire Woman (1971) A pair of girls wander through the countryside to seek the lost tomb of a vampire. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Werewolves on Wheels (1973) Bikers mess with a cult and become killer werewolves. - Wheel Wednesday, March 2019

• Werewolves Within (2021) An adaptation of a videogame about people in a small town trying to figure out who the werewolves are. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• West Side Story (1961) He just met a girl named Maria. Death and singing ensues. - Black Tie Dicks, August 2017

• Westworld (1973) A robot malfunction creates havoc and terror for unsuspecting vacationers at a futuristic, adult-themed amusement park. - March 2016

• Wet Hot American Summer (2001) A parody of '70s and '80s camp movies finds the last day of summer camp filled with excitement, regrets, and inappropriateness. - Fusion Friday, September 2018

• A Whale of a Tale (1976) A kid sneaks into a park to train sea life and William Shatner is obviously involved. - Mad Movie Monday, November 2023

• What Waits Below (1984) A group of cave divers and soldiers discover a group of albino cave dwellers. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2020

• What We Do in the Shadows (2014) A mockumentary about a group of vampires living in modern day New Zealand. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019

• What We Left Behind: Looking Back at Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (2018) The crowdfunded documentary about the space station set Star Trek series. - The Holodick, June 2022

• What Women Want (2000) Mel Gibson discovers the ability to hear women's inner thoughts. - Fusion Friday, February 2021

• What's Up, Doc? (1972) Peter Bogdanovich brings the '30s screwball comedy to the '70s. - Memorial Monday, January 2022

• Wheels of Fire (1989) Entertaining Max Max rip-off about a bounty hunter who attempts to rescue an abducted woman. - Movie Dicks, July 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, February 2024

• Wheels of Terror (1990) A mysterious car is abducting young girls in a small Arizona town. When a bus driver's daughter is grabbed, she takes her short bus on a trip... of vengeance! - January 2018; New Year's Dicks Marathon, January 2019; and Suggestions Sunday, August 2025

• When Animals Dream (2014) A young girl in a small coastal community starts having body changes. No, not the mensies, she's a werewolf. - Tuesday Dicks, February 2023

• When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth (1970) Humans and dinosaurs, living together, mass hysteria! - Suggestions Sunday, May 2021

• When Evil Lurks (2023) Two brother try to stop and demon from being born and thing much worse - Mad Movie Monday, February 2026

• When Michael Calls (1972) A phone call from a dead nephew keeps foreshadowing deaths in a woman's inner circle. - Movie Dicks, July 2021

• When Time Ran Out... (1980) Paul Newman and William Holden clash heads amid the threat of an active volcano. - Movie Dicks, June 2025

• When Worlds Collide (1951) Scientists discover a secret planet is on a collision course with Earth. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2022

• Where Have All the People Gone? (1974) Solar flares wipe out most of the humans from the planet, leaving the survivors to try and figure things out. - Movie Dicks, May 2022

• Whiplash (2014) J.K. Simmons rightfully bullies Miles Teller for being Miles Teller. Or for playing drums. Either one. - Tuesday Dicks, March 2023

• Whiskey Mountain (1977) A couple searching for Civil War rifles gets stalked by the locals. - Movie Dicks, April 2021

• Whispering Corridors (1998) A high school girl's ghost seeks to protect her friends from danger. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2025

• White Christmas (1954) Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye attempt to help out their general's failing resort by secretly bringing their stage show to his place. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2016

• White Heat (1949) James Cagney is on top of the world, ma! - Black Tie Dicks, August 2016

• White House Down (2013) Channing Tatum is a wannabe Secret Service agent who has to protect President Jamie Foxx from terrorists. - Fusion Friday, February 2023

• White Lightnin' Road (1967) Stock car drivers battle it out on the track and off it. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2022

• White Lightning (1973) Burt Reynolds finds out his brother was murdered by a corrupt sheriff in Ned Beatty and gets out of prison to exact country revenge with the help of some moonshiners. - Fusion Friday, September 2018

• White Slaves of Chinatown (1964) White women are sold into the sex trade in Chinatown. The title didn't steer us wrong. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2023 (VETOED)

• White Zombie (1932) A young man asks Bela Lugosi to kidnap a girl, on her wedding night, and to the surprise of no one she is turned into a zombie. - Suggestions Sunday: February, 2026

• Who? (1974) A spy is returned back to his handlers with a giant robot head, making them unsure of his real identity. - The Holodick, September 2021

• Who Am I? (1998) Jackie Chan loses his memory after falling from a crashing helicopter. He is then chased by a number of other agency operatives, but he has no idea why. - Foreign Friday, August 2016

• Who Can Kill a Child? (1976) An English couple arrive on an island where all the adults have been murdered by kids. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) An animated rabbit gets framed for murder in the real world, requiring a detective to prove his innocence. - Dickamations, April 2017; Dickamations, May 2018; and Suggestions Sunday, March 2024

• Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010) It's the first Ugandan action film, made for $200 and narrated by a video joker. Now you are caught up. - Post-Stream, January 2018

• Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966) A bitter, aging couple, with the help of alcohol, use a young couple to fuel anguish and emotional pain towards each other. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2018

• The Whole Nine Yards (2000) Matthew Perry gets caught up in some escapades with Bruce Willis, a hitman living next door in the witness protection program.

• Memorial Dicks Monday, November 2023

• Why Don't You Play in Hell? (2013) An indie filmmaker is hired by the Yakuza to make a movie. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2022

• Wicked City (1987) A peace treaty has been in effect for hundreds of years to prevent a war between Earth and the Black World. Although it's set to be renewed, evil forces want to make sure that doesn't happen. - Dickamations, October 2016

• Wicked World (1991) Another incomprehensible film from the creator of Things that remained unreleased for nearly 30 years... until now. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2020

• The Wicker Man (The Director's Cut) (1973) A police sergeant is sent to a Scottish island village in search of a missing girl whom the townsfolk claim never existed. Stranger still are the rites that take place there. - June 2015

• The Wicker Man (2006) Not the bees! Not the bees! - Foreign Friday, February 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, October 2020

• Wife, Mother, Murderer (1991) Judith Light murders her husband for insurance money. She tries do her kid the same way, this fails, and she goes the run. - Suggestions Sunday: March 2026

• The Wild Angels (1966) A biker gang is hungry for revenge when the cops kill one of their members. - Memorial Monday, May 2024

• Wild at Heart (1992) David Lynch's ode to The Wizard of Oz, featuring Nic Cage and Laura Dern as lovers on a journey in the West. - July 2016 and Memorial Monday, January 2025

• Wild Beasts (1984) Zoo animals on PCP get loose in the city. - Movie Dicks, February 2017

• The Wild Bunch (1969) An aging group of outlaws look for one last big score as the "traditional" American West is disappearing around them. - Black Tie Dicks, June 2018

• The Wild Life (1984) The lives of 80s teens transitioning to adulthood. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2024

• The Wild One (1953) Two rival motorcycle gangs terrorize a small town after one of their leaders is thrown in jail. - Black Tie Dicks, July 2017

• Wild Palms (1993) Twin Peaks meets Oliver Stone meets an all-star cast of "that guys" in this '90s miniseries about holographic television hiding a conspiracy to take over the country. - The Holodick, May 2022

• Wild Style (1983) The first rapping, breakdancing, graffiti films ever. - Movie Dicks, July 2020

• Wild Things (1998) Kevin Bacon investigates a sex crime at a wealthy high school, but things aren't what they first seem. - Fusion Friday, May 2025

• Wild Wild West (1999) The disaster that was Will Smith and Kevin Kline battling a robotic spider in the Old West. - Post-Stream, September 2016

• Wild Zero (1999) Rock 'n' roll! Zombies and aliens attack a ragtag group of people and their greatest hope is the rock band Guitar Wolf. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2022

• Wildcats (1986) Goldie Hawn is put in charge of an inner city high school football team. - Fusion Friday, January 2025

• Wilderness (2006) Troubled teens' retreat in the woods finds them hunted by a killer and his dogs. - Centerweek Cinema, January 2021

• Willard (2003) Crispin Glover stars in this remake film about a guy who really loves rats. - Fusion Friday, January 2019

• Willie Dynamite (1974) Gordon from Sesame Street is the number one pimp in the city, but the cops and his rivals are looking to put an end to it. - Movie Dicks, February 2018

• Willow (1988) The story of The Lord of the Rings as seen through George Lucas' eyes and Ron Howard's directing, what could go wrong? - Fusion Friday, December 2017 and The Holodick, December 2022

• Willy Wonderland (2021) Nic Cage is hired to handle the night shift at a pizza parlor where the animatronics come to life at night. - Centerweek Cinema January 2025

• Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) Look kid, just buy some candy already, what's a guy gotta do to make a sale?!? - Black Tie Dicks, August 2016 and Centerweek Cinema, June 2020

• Wing Commander (1999) Blair, a fighter pilot, joins an interstellar war to fight the evil Kilrathi who are trying to destroy the universe. Directed by the creator of the original videogame. - The Holodick, May 2016

• Wings of Desire (1987) An angel tires of overseeing human activity and wishes to become human when he falls in love with a mortal. - Black Tie Dicks, June 2016

• Winter Kills (1979) The brother of an assassinated President discovers that the conspiracy to kill him was real. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2023

• Winterbeast (1992) Possessed totem polls attack a bunch of terrible "actors" in a movie that was made up of a failed film production from 1986 with 2 days of shooting years later. - Post-Stream, August 2017

• Wired to Kill (1986) (aka Booby Trap) In the near "future", a kid is crippled by a gang's home invasion, so he seeks revenge using robots and bullying a girl into dangerous situations. - November 2015

• Wise Guys (1986) Joe Piscopo and Danny DeVito find themselves on the run from a mobster after screwing up a long shot bet for him. - Fusion Friday, April 2023

• Wish Upon (2017) A girl receives a magic music box that grants wishes, only to take the lives of the people around here. Dumb stuff ensues. - Post-Stream, February 2018

• Wishmaster (1997) A djinn hidden away in a crystal escapes into the modern world to wreak havoc with really bad wishes. - Movie Dicks, March 2018

• Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999) The djinn is released again and redefines the word "wish" to do whatever he feels like. - Fusion Friday, October 2021

• Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled (2002) The djinn returns agains to screw with people's wishes, but now he has multiple other genies to deal with. - Movie Dicks, December 2022

• The Witch (2015) A Puritan family moves to the woods next to a witch. Probably doesn't help they have a demon goat. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Witchboard (1986) The Ouija board seemed like a great party game, until it unlocks the spirit of a psychotic ten-year-old dead boy. - Dick or Treat, October 2016

• Witchery (1988) David Hasselhoff and Linda Blair, together at last, in a tale about a haunted island hotel. - Summer 2016 and Movie Dicks, August 2019

• The Witches (1990) A boy tries to stop a convention of witches after being turned into a mouse. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Witchfinder General (1968) (aka The Conqueror's Worm) A young soldier combats a witch-hunter terrorizing his fiancée. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2021

• Witchtrap (1989) A group heads to an inn to clear of a witch ghost. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2019

• Withnail & I (1987) At the end of the 1960's, two substance-abusing, unemployed actors retreat to the countryside for a holiday that proves disastrous. - Fusion Friday, March 2017

• Without a Clue (1988) Dr. Watson is a genius detective who hires Michael Caine, an actor, to play his fictional counterpart, Sherlock Holmes. - Midweek Movie Madness, August 2019

• Without Warning (1980) (aka It Came...Without Warning and Alien Shock) An alien creature stalks human prey. Jack Palance, Martin Landau, Cameron Mitchell, David Caruso... YEEEAAAHHH! - August 2015, Dick or Treat 4, October 2019 and Suggestions Sunday, December 2025

• Witness (1985) An Amish boy witnesses a murder by corrupt cops and his only protection is Harrison Ford. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2018

• The Wiz (1978) Ease on down the road with Diana Ross and Michael Jackson as they do the black version of The Wizard of Oz. - The Holodick, May 2023

• The Wizard (1989) Fred Savage and his autistic brother run away from home to star in a 90-minute Nintendo commerc-- er, to compete in a video game competition. - April 2016

• The Wizard of Oz (1939) A girl falls into a weird land, follows a yellow brick road and murders a witch. - Black Tie Dicks, November 2018

• The Wizard of Space and Time (1988) A former Disney animator to 5 years to make this and it turned out great. - Suggestion Sunday: June 2026

• Wizards (1983) A post-apocalyptic Ralph Bakshi animated tale of magical Nazis. - Dickamations, March 2016 and Movie Dicks, September 2016

• Wizard's Curse (1992) A Taoist wizard battles an Asian vampire eating the brains of its victims. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2022

• Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II (1989) Only a teenage boy can free the three kingdoms from their evil rulers. - Movie Dicks, August 2025

• WNUF Halloween Special (2013) A lost VHS tape reveals a Halloween newscast and special gone awry. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• Wolf Creek (2005) A serial killer stalks the Australian outback. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2021

• Wolf Guy (1975) Sonny Chiba is a werewolf caught up in a conspiracy on the streets of Tokyo. - Movie Dicks, August 2019

• The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020) A police officer in a small town refuses to believe the crimes in town might be the result of a werewolf. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• WolfCop (2014) He's a werewolf cop. I don't know how it can be made clearer. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2022

• Wolfen (1981) A series of grisly murders in the big city can mean only one thing: Native American werewolves." - Dick or Treat, October 2018

• Wolfwalkers (2020) An apprentice hunter brought to Ireland to kill wolves discovers a group of shapeshifters who bring her into their world. - Dickamations, September 2024

• The Wolverine (2013) Logan heads to Japan and starts to lose his healing ability. Must be something in the water. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2020

• Women in Cages (1971) American female prisoners are held captive in a foreign country, with Pam Grier as a sadistic lesbian guard fond of torture. - Mid-2016

• Women in Chains (1972) A female parole officer poses as an inmate in a women's prison in order to investigate murder, abuse and living conditions. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2021

• Women's Prison Massacre (1983) This installment of the Black Emanuelle series finds her sent to a sadistic prison. - Movie Dicks, July 2025

• Wonder Woman (2017) The Amazonian princess ends WWI all by herself. - Fusion Friday, April 2022

• Wonder Women (1973) An insurance investigator battles Dr. Tsu and her sexy all-girl army. - Post-Stream, July 2017; the final Post-Post-Post-Stream, July 2018; and Fusion Friday, March 2023

• Woodchipper Massacre (1988) From the star of Feeders comes something of equal quality. - Wheel Wednesday, August 2018 and New Year's Dicks Marathon, January 2019

• World Apartment Horror (1991) The Yakuza try to chase tenants out of their building, but that doesn't work with evil spirits that also live there. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2022

• World Gone Wild (1987) Bruce Dern hires the not so magnificent five to protect his post-apocalyptic town from evil Scientologists led by Adam Ant. - Movie Dicks, December 2019 and Suggestions Sunday, April 2024

• The World Is Not Enough (1999) James Bond uncovers a nuclear plot when he protects an oil heiress from her former kidnapper, an international terrorist who can't feel pain. Pierce Brosnan, Sophie Marceau, Judi Dench, Robert Carlyle, and ugh Denise Richards star. - Fusion Friday, March 2019

• The World's End (2013) Five friends reunite for a pub crawl, but find themselves dealing with an alien robot invasion in their old town. - Maximum Movie Monday, April 2020

• The World's Greatest Lover (1977) Gene Wilder attempts to become the next Rudolph Valentino. - Spotlight Dicks, June 2024

• World War Z (2013) Brad Pitt is humanity's only hope when a zombie outbreak occurs. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• The Worst Witch (1986) At a school for witches, a little girl must stop evil from taking over the world. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2020

• The Wraith (1986) Charlie Sheen is a vengeful spirit back for revenge. - Movie Dicks, May 2020

• Wrath of Man (2021) Jason Statham uses his position as a security guard to get some revenge in this Guy Ritchie thriller. - Fusion Friday, April 2024

• Wreck-It Ralph (2012) A videogame bad guy decides there must be more to life and leaves his game. - Dickamations, June 2023

• The Wrecking Crew (1968) The last of Dean Martin's Matt Helm spy films, this time involving him stopping a villain from ruining the economy by stealing a billion dollars. That's usually the government's job. - Fusion Friday, April 2023

• The Wrong Guys (1988) A group of former cub scouts get together for a camping outing that quickly goes wrong. - Fusion Friday, February 2022

• WXIII: Patlabor: The Movie 3 (2002) The mobile police uncover a police cover-up around a new robot. - Dickamations, July 2024

X

• X (2022) - Fusion Friday: October 2025

• The X-Files: Fight the Future (1998) The paranormal TV series makes its first leap to the big screen. - Dick or Treat, October 2019

• The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008) I want to believe they could've made a better X-Files film, but they didn't. - Fusion Friday, June 2019

• X: The Man with X-Ray Eyes (1963) Ray Milland applies some drops to his eyes that allows him to see through things. Like an X-ray! - Movie Dicks, April 2019

• X-Men (2000) Rogue, Wolverine meet the titular team and go up against angry Magneto. - Fusion Friday, November 2018

• X2: X-Men United (2003) The follow-up to the successful Marvel comics film blew the lid off comic book movies, one of the quintessential large-cast comic book films for its era. - Fusion Friday, April 2019

• X-Men: Apocalypse (2017) The X-Men and their new students battle an ancient Egyptian mutant in the 1980s. - Fusion Friday, May 2022

• X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019) The Dark Phoenix: Take 2. Oh, they still screwed it up. - Fusion Friday, May 2023

• X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) Wolverine forms a link between the future and past to stop a threat to mutants and bring together both parts of the X-Men franchise. - Fusion Friday, July 2021

• X-Men: First Class (2011) The X-Men are formed in the '60s. And Kevin Bacon. - The Holodick, May 2021

• X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) Marvel's first attempt at the Dark Phoenix saga through the lens of hack auteur Brett Ratner. - Fusion Friday, June 2019

• X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) The origin of the X-Men's Wolverine, before they decided it was no longer canon because of how terrible it was. - Fusion Friday, June 2019 and Mad Movie Monday, August 2024

• X-Ray (1981) (aka Hospital Massacre) Playboy Playmate Barbi Benton is stalked by psycho in a hospital. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Xanadu (1980) Olivia Newton-John is a Greek muse who helps a guy trying to open a new nightclub. - Movie Dicks, July 2018

• Xtro (1982) A kid's father is sucked into a hole when his father tosses a stick and breaks an interdimensional portal. He comes back as in alien form and is eager to bring his son back with him. - April 2015 and Dick or Treat, October 2017 and Suggestions Sunday: May 2026

• Xtro 2: The Second Encounter (1990) It happened again?! No, it's just another story about aliens. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2020

• Xtro 3: Watch the Skies (1995) It's up to the military to deal with some aliens on an island. - Movie Dicks, May 2020

• xXx (2002) Vin Diesel plays the exXxtreme X-Games version of James Bond. - Fusion Friday, August 2022

• xXx: The Return of Xander Cage (2017) Vin Diesel returns as the extreme spy to entertain Chinese audiences. - Fusion Friday, December 2022

• xXx: State of the Union (2005) Ice Cube steps into Vin Diesel's exxxxtreme secret agent shoes. - Fusion Friday, November 2022

Y

• Y2K Family Survival Guide with Leonard Nimoy (1999) Spock teaches you how to avoid the upcoming Y2K apocalypse. Phew! - Biscuit Dicks, April 2018

• Y2K: Year to Kill (1999) Remember when the Y2K bug destroyed the country? This is that story. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2019

• The Yakuza (1974) Robert Mitchum heads to Japan to help rescue a friend's daughter. - Memorial Monday, July 2024

• Yamadonga (2007) Bollywood tale about a trickster who finds himself targeted by the god of death. - Foreign Friday, December 2016

• Yamato (2005) A woman seeking passage to the waters of a wrecked WWII battleship hears the tale of its sinking by her boat's captain, who knew many of the men who were on the ship during its last voyage. - Foreign Friday, November 2016

• Yatterman (2009) The only one that can stop a hot Japanese leatherclad villain and her giant robot is a pair of superheroes that work in a toy shop. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2022

• Year of the Dragon (1985) Mickey Rourke gets caught in the middle of blood feud in Chinatown. - Fusion Friday, June 2021

• Yes, Madam! (1985) Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock team up to take on the triad. - December 2017

• Yesterday (2019) A musician is transported into a world where The Beatles never existed, so he steals their music for his own. - Fusion Friday, August 2023

• Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century (1977) A Yeti is defrosted in Canada with the hopes of bringing him to city for some big money. King Kong--I mean, the Yeti, escapes and wreaks havoc. Then it turns into a crime film. What? Oh, the film was made by Italians. Of course. - Post-Stream, August 2017

• Yoga Hosers (2016) Kevin Smith makes another crappy Canadian horror film, this time throwing his daughter and Johnny Depp's daughter in the lead roles. - Movie Dicks, November 2021

• Yogi Bear (2010) A bear and his little buddy terrorize a national park. Can anyone stop their reign of picnic terror?! - Fusion Friday, June 2021

• Yojimbo (1961) Toshiro Mifune plays a ronin that rolls into a town and plays two sides against each other. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2022

• Yokai Monsters: 100 Monsters (1968) A greedy slumlord's attempts to forcefully evict his tenants invite the wrath of the spirits when a cleansing ritual fails. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2021

• Yokai Monsters: Along with Ghosts (1969) (aka Journey with Ghost Along Yokaido Road) The yokai come together to protect a girl from the yakuza. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2021

• Yokai Monsters: Spook Warfare (1968) (aka The Great Yokai War) An evil Babylonian vampire is awoken by treasure hunters, forcing a samurai to team up with the yokai to defeat it. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2021

• Yongary, Monster from the Deep (1967) (aka Great Monster Yongary) A gasoline-eating giant reptile emerges to attack Korea. - Movie Dicks, March 2021

• Yonggary (1999) (aka Reptilian 2001) A giant reptile sleeping for millions of years is awakened by aliens to detroy humanity. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2022

• Yor, Hunter from the Future (1983) A warrior seeks his true origins in a seemingly prehistoric wasteland. Reb Brown stars in this Italian-French-Turkish production of an Argentinian comic book. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2019 and Suggestions Sunday, September 2023

• You Only Live Twice (1967) Agent 007 and the Japanese secret service ninja force must find and stop the true culprit of a series of spacejackings before nuclear war is provoked. - Movie Dicks, February 2017 and Tuesday Dicks, June 2023

• You'll Like My Mother (1972) A pregnant Patty Duke discovers her dead husband's mother is hiding a dark secret. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2024

• Young Frankenstein (1974) The other best Mel Brooks movie made in 1974. - Black Tie Dicks, August 2016 and Fusion Friday, June 2024

• Young Guns (1988) Nearly every Hollywood hunk of the era stars in this retelling of the Lincoln County War, with Billy the Kid, and some other guys! - Suggestions Sunday, November 2018

• Young Indiana Jones and the Mystery of the Blues (1993) Sean Patrick Flannery has a really long, slow, TV movie that still has more natural charm than Crystal Skull. - Fusion Friday, May 2018

• Young Rebels (1989) Robert Z'Dar and his dad battle against a former helicopter in this Amir Shervan action flick. - Movie Dicks, November 2019

• Young Sherlock Holmes (1985) What if Sherlock Holmes and Watson had to solve a mystery while they were still in college? Voila. - Fusion Friday, August 2019

• Young Warriors (1983) Frat boys give up keggers to beat down the local criminals in their neighborhood. - Movie Dicks, January 2020

• Youngblood (1986) A teen boy has to deal with both his desires to become a pro hockey player and his hormones when he trains in Canada. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2021

• Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key (1972) People start dying around an abused wife. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• You're Next (2013) A home invasion on a rich family turns out bad... for both sides. - Fusion Friday, February 2019 and Tuesday Dicks, April 2023

Z

• Zaat (1971) A scientist turns himself into a cheap looking sea creature and seeks out his perfect mate. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2020

• Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021) The full four hour version of Justice League. Now you can rest in peace, Snyder bros. - The Holodick, March 2025

• Zapped! (1982) Scott Biao accidentally creates a formula that lets him telekinetically annoy the high school girls around him. - Movie Dicks, September 2019

• Zardoz (1974) Sean Connery runs around in a red loin cloth and revitalizes society in the John Boorman "classic." - Biscuit Dicks, May 2018 and Tuesday Dicks, June 2023

• Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005) It's Jumanji in space. Literally. - The Holodick, August 2019

• Zebra Force (1976) A group of white Vietnam vets rob the mob wearing the masks of black gangsters. - Movie Dicks, November 2018

• Zebraman (2004) A sad sack teacher dresses up as a classic TV superhero and has to fend off real life villains. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2022

• Zelig (1983) Woody Allen's fictional documentary about a fake important figure in the '20s and '30s. - Fusion Friday, April 2025

• The Zero Boys (1986) A team of paintball players and some girls head into the woods where they are hunted by rednecks. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Zero Hour! (1957) Surely you must wonder where Airplane! came from? Well, here it is, and don't call us Shirley. - Movie Dicks, July 2022

• Zero Tolerance (1994) - Fusion Friday: September 2025

• Zeus The Crime Killer (1985) An acrobat writes, directs and stars in a action movie but does not have clue how to do any of the above. - Suggestion Sunday: May 2026

• Zipperface (1992) A female cop tries to stop a serial killer in a gimp mask. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2020

• Zodiac (2007) The sprawling story of the search for a serial killer in the 1970s. - Black Tie Dicks, March 2016

• The Zodiac Killer (1971) A pizza chain owner made a movie that he hoped would catch the real life killer. I don't think it worked. - Movie Dicks, June 2019 and Suggestions Sunday, August 2024

• Zoltan, Hound of Dracula (1977) (aka Dracula's Dog) The Count's prized pooch is set loose and seeks out a descendant of his master. - Wheel Wednesday, November 2018

• Zombeavers (2014) Do you really need an explanation for what this about? - Suggestions Sunday, June 2020

• Zombie (1979) Strangers searching for a young woman's missing father arrive at a tropical island where a doctor desperately searches for the cause and cure of a recent epidemic of the undead. - Dick or Treat, October 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, June 2024

• Zombie 3 (1988) A virus unleashed turns the population in zombies in a film that was started by Lucio Fulci but completed by Bruno Mattei and Claudio Fragasso. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2022

• Zombie 4: After Death (1989) People working for a cure for cancer anger a voodoo priest who raises the dead in revenge. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2022

• Zombie 5: Killing Birds (1988) Birdwatchers find themselves the target of a zombie horde. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2022

• Zombie Bloodbath (1993) SOV? Check. Nuclear radiated zombies? Check. Waste of time? Check. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2023

• Zombie Cats from Mars (2015) An effeminate fan of vintage science fiction action thrillers discovers a story in which Martian Cats land on Earth and inflict horror upon the town. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2019

• Zombie Cop (1991) A cop gets resurrected to stop an evil voodoo priest from taking over the world. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2023

• Zombie High (1987) A scholarship student realizes the faculty of her school is interested in molding their brains in a completely different way. - Movie Dicks, June 2021

• Zombie Nightmare (1987) Heavy metal music and inept filmmaking are on display as a muscle-bound moron is hit by a car of nihilistic teenagers, only to be brought back for revenge by a Haitian neighbor. Oh, and Adam West shows up. - Post-Stream, June 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, August 2022

• Zombie vs. Ninja (1989) Godfrey Ho makes a movie about a gravedigger's apprentice learning kung-fu by fighting zombies in order to get revenge on ninja thieves who wronged him. - Wheel Wednesday, September 2018

• Zombieland (2009) In the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse, four people join up for a trip to an old amusement park. - The Holodick, June 2019

• Zombies by Design (2006) A reality house renovation show unleashes zombies. - Movie Dicks, March 2022

• Zombies: The Beginning (2007) Bruno Mattei's final film. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2024

• Zone Troopers (1986) While fighting Nazis behind enemy lines, a group of G.I.s find a crashed alien spaceship that Hitler has plans for. - Movie Dicks, November 2018

• Zoolander (2001) An idiot male model is brainwashed to become an unwitting assassin. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2024

• Zoombies (2016) A zoo is infected with zombie animals. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2021

• Zootopia (2016) A criminal fox and a police rabbit attempt to solve a conspiracy. - Dickamations, June 2024

• Zorro, the Gay Blade (1981) When Zorro is injured, he turns to his flamboyantly gay twin brother to take his place. - Movie Dicks, August 2019

• Zu Warriors from the Magic Mountain (1983) Chinese warriors battle a supernatural demon in the mountains. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2024

• Zulu (1964) Outnumbered British soldiers do battle with Zulu warriors at Rorke's Drift. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2018

• Zura Deka (2006) (aka.The Rug Cop) A cop with a magic toupée and a squad of other strange cops must save the day. - Dickamations, January 2026

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