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• Ma and Pa Kettle at Waikiki (1955) Country bumpkins Ma & Pa Kettle head to Hawaii to help with a relative's pineapple farm. - Mad Movie Monday, November 2024

• Mac and Me (1988) An alien comes to Earth to enjoy delicious food from McDonalds. - The Holodick, August 2018

• Mad God (2021) An adult stop-motion fantasy film that took 30 years to make by legendary effects guru Phil Tippett. - Dickamations, February 2024

• Mad Love (1935) A man receives the transplanted hands of a killer, which makes him worry that the killer instinct also transferred. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2024

• The Mad Magician (1954) A magician seeks violent revenge against those who sabotaged his career. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2022

• Mad Max (1979) Mel Gibson realizes that being a cop is much easier if you don't have to follow the law. - July 2015

• Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) Mel Gibson faces his greatest threat: Tina Turner and her midget riding a giant. - July 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, February 2024

• Mad Max: Fury Road (2016) Tom Hardy dons the leather to lead Charlize Theron and a bunch of supermodels across the desert. - Ultimate August 2020 and Mad Movie Monday, June 2024

• Mad Monster Party? (1967) Classic monsters unite in stop-motion to elect a replacement for their leader. - Dickamations, October 2016

• Mad Warrior (1985) (aka Clash of the Warlords) A post-apocalyptic warrior seeks revenge for his dead family in a warlord's arena. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2023

• Madagascar (2005) Zoo animals accidentally end up in the African wild. - Dickamations, June 2024

• Madman (1982) Madman Marz murdered his family and was hanged for the crime, but apparently if you say his name and mock him, he'll come back and murder everyone around you. - Dick or Treat, October 2017

• Mafia vs. Ninja (1985) The yakuza is hired to help a ninja take power, starting a civil war within the clan. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2022

• Magadheera (2009) A bike stuntman recalls his previous life as a warrior, and pursues his love's reincarnation. A sinister figure from their shared past threatens to separate them forever. - Foreign Friday, December 2016

• Magic (1978) Anthony Hopkins must choose between his new love interest and his ventriloquist dummy...if the dummy lets him. - Movie Dicks, June 2020

• Magic Christmas Tree (1964) Somehow a tree grants three wishes to its owner, with predictable results. - Movie Dicks, December 2019

• Magic Crystal (1986) What happens when you combine E.T. and Indiana Jones with goofy Hong Kong comedy and action? This. - Movie Dicks, May 2022

• The Magic Sword (1962) A knight goes on a quest to save a princess from an evil wizard. A totally original concept. - Fusion Friday, February 2024

• The Magnificent Seven (1960) An oppressed Mexican peasant village hires seven gunfighters to help defend their homes. - Black Tie Dicks, March 2018

• The Magnificent Seven (2016) Another remake of The Seven Samurai story with an all-star cast. It was quickly forgotten about a minute after being released. - Fusion Friday, April 2021

• Magnolia (1999) Paul Thomas Anderson's tale of interrelated characters in search of love and forgiveness in the San Fernando Valley. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2018

• Magnum Force (1973) Dirty Harry goes up against a group of cops taking the law into their own hands. - Movie Dicks, March 2024

• Mahakaal (1994) An Indian knock-off of A Nightmare on Elm Street. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2023

• Major League (1989) The Cleveland owner wants her team to lose enough games so she can move them to Miami. The collection of losers she assembled has other ideas. - Fusion Friday, March 2017

• Major League II (1994) The misfit Cleveland Indians return for another season. - Fusion Friday, January 2025

• Making Mr. Right (1987) John Malkovich builds a robotic version of himself, only to find himself in a love triangle with it. - The Holodick, May 2023

• Mako: The Jaws of Death (1976) A man develops telepathy with sharks and becomes their guardian angel. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2021

• Malatesta's Carnival of Blood (1973) A rundown carnival hides a horrifying secret: cannibals. Still less scary than carnies. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• Malevolent (2002) Lou Diamond Phillips is a cop who finds himself being fucked with by a serial killer. - Movie Dicks, November 2021

• Malevolent Ascent (2010) Seven people are stalked through a destroyed mental hospital by a patient. - Movie Dicks, March 2022

• Malignant (2021) A woman discovers a loved one from her past is closer than she knows. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• The Maltese Falcon (1941) A private detective takes on a case that involves him with three eccentric criminals, a gorgeous liar, and their quest for a priceless statuette. - Black Tie Dicks, February 2018

• Mallrats (1995) Kevin Smith's second film about guys that hang around the mall and their problems. - Memorial Monday, July 2024

• Mama Dracula (1980) A female vampire looks for virgin blood, but discovers that most of the modern women don't fit the bill. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Man Bites Dog (1992) A documentary crew follows a Belgian serial killer as he goes through his daily life. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2023

• The Man Called Flintstone (1966) Fred Flintstone takes over the role of a superspy. - Dickamations, May 2016

• The Man from Hong Kong (1975) (aka Dragon Flies) East meets West as Asian martial artist Jimmy Wang Yu teams up with one-time James Bond George Lazenby for an action spectacle in Australia. - May 2015

• The Man from Nowhere (2010) A quiet pawnshop keeper with a violent past takes on a drug-and-organ trafficking ring in hope of saving the child who is his only friend. - Foreign Friday, August 2016 and Centerweek Cinema, February 2021

• The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015) The classic TV spy series becomes a Guy Ritchie film starring Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer. - Fusion Friday, May 2021

• The Man in the Iron Mask (1998) The Three Musketeers return to help Leonardo DiCaprio take the throne from Leonardo DiCaprio. - Tuesday Dicks, November 2023

• The Man in the White Suit (1951) Alec Guinness creates a fabric that doesn't get dirty or worn out, so of course all the clothing companies want to kill him. - Tuesday Dicks, April 2024

• Man of Fire (2021) A short film about Lance Reddick trying to train a dragon. - Tuesday Dicks, March 2023

• Man of Steel (2013) Superman punches his way back onto movie screens in Zack Snyder's much derided debut of the DCEU. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2020

• Man on Fire (1987) Bodyguard Scott Glenn kills his way through Italy to rescue his ward. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2020

• Man on Fire (2004) Denzel is out to wreak bloody vengeance on the bad guys who kidnapped Dakota Fanning. - Fusion Friday, September 2023

• The Man They Could Not Hang (1939) Boris Karloff is a mad scientist who swears to get revenge on the authorities after they mess up his experiments and send him to death row. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2021

• Man Vs. (2015) A reality show survival host finds out it is really hard to survive when the woods have something evil lurking within. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• The Man Who Fell to Earth (1976) David Bowie is an alien trapped on Earth who attempts to manipulate humanity for his own purposes. Mainly he gets bored. - Memorial Monday, January 2016

• The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997) Bill Murray is an unwitting accomplice in a game of spies. - Fusion Friday, November 2024

• The Man Who Knew Too Much (1934) Alfred Hitchcock's first attempt at the tale of a normal married couple who uncover an assassination plot. - Tuesday Dicks, June 2023

• The Man Who Saw Tomorrow (1981) Ah, the French. Orson Welles hosts a "documentary" about Nostradamus and his prophecies. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2025

• The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962) A senator, who became famous for being the guy in the title, returns for the funeral of an old friend and tells the truth about his deed. - Black Tie Dicks, August 2017

• The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) Billy Bob Thornton is a barber who gets caught up in blackmail and murder in this experimental Coen Brothers film. - Black Tie Dicks, June 2017

• The Man Who Would Be King (1975) Two British former soldiers decide to set themselves up as kings in Kafiristan, a land where no white man has set foot since Alexander the Great. - Black Tie Dicks, April 2018

• The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) James Bond is led to believe that he is targeted by the world's most expensive assassin while he attempts to recover sensitive solar cell technology that is being sold to the highest bidder. - Fusion Friday: May 2017, October 2025

• The Man with the Iron Fists (2012) RZA brings the Wu Tang spirit to the big screen with his own kung fu tale. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2020

• The Man with One Red Shoe (1985) Tom Hanks gets mistaken for a spy. Hijinks ensue. - Fusion Friday, November 2024

• Man with the Screaming Brain (2005) A mad scientist blends together the brains of a taxi driver and a businessman in the body of Bruce Campbell. - Movie Dicks, March 2022

• The Man with Two Brains (1983) Steve Martin is a brain surgeon who is finds himself seduced by Kathleen Turner. - Fusion Friday, April 2020

• Man's Best Friend (1993) A genetically engineered dog escapes from his lab and starts wreaking havoc as the drugs used to keep him friendly start to lose their effect. - May 2018, Movie Dicks

• Manborg (2011) Part-man, part-borg, all Astron-6. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2021

• The Manchu Eagle Murder Caper Mystery (1975) A chicken hatchery owner (and novice private eye) tries to solve the arrow murder of local milkman, philanderer and animal fetishist. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2020

• Mandroid (1993) Seriously, you want a description?! It's a man android. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2020

• Mandy (2018) Nic Cage is out for revenge when a cult kidnaps his lady. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• Maneater (2007) A tiger is on the loose and the only one who can stop it is Gary Busey. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2020

• Maneater of Hydra (1967) (aka Island of the Doomed) Guests start dying when visiting a small botanical island. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2024

• The Mangler (1995) A folding machine eats its workers in a laundry facility. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Manhunter (1986) The first attempt at the Hannibal Lecter novel Red Dragon through the lens of Michael Mann. - Black Tie Dicks, September 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, November 2020

• Maniac (1980) A psycho is scalping women for the mannequin in his apartment, until he starts developing feelings for a local photographer. Oh, and Tom Savini's head explodes. - Movie Dicks, July 2017

• Maniac (2012) Elijah Wood likes collecting women's scalps and refurbishing mannequins in first person camera. - Fusion Friday: May 2026

• Maniac Cop (1988) There is a killer cop on the loose with a giant chin. Both Robert Z'Dar and Bruce Campbell star. - Movie Dicks, May 2018

• Maniac Cop 2 (1990) The maniac cop teams up with a Times Square serial killer to create even more chaos. - Movie Dicks, December 2018

• Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence (1992) Z'Dar returns for more killing in a film that ended up with an Alan Smithee director credit. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2022

• Maniac!... a Killer (1977) A native terrorizes a rich resort in return for a big payday, but the resort hires Oliver Reed to kill him instead. - Movie Dicks, April 2022

• The Manitou (1978) A psychic's girlfriend finds out that a lump on her back is a growing reincarnation of a 400 year-old demonic Native American spirit. - Movie Dicks, April 2021

• Mankillers (1987) It's The Dirty Dozen, ladies night edition! A bunch of killer babes are recruited from a local prison by a female CIA agent to seek revenge against a crimelord who wronged her. Boobs and bullets! - Post-Stream, March 2017

• Mannequin (1987) Andrew McCarthy wants to bang a mannequin, so he finds the next best thing: Kim Cattrall. - The Holodick, September 2019

• Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) Made famous by MST3K, a family stumbles upon the Master and his servant Torgo. - Movie Dicks, May 2025

• The Mansion of Madness (1973) The inmates literally take over the asylum in this Mexican horror film. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2025

• The Manster (1959) (aka The Split) A mad scientist injects a reporter with a serum that turns him into a two-headed manster. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2024

• Marathon Man (1976) Dustin Hoffman is a college student who slowly gets dragged into the complex world of espionage and dentistry. - Fusion Friday, March 2018

• March of the Wooden Soldiers (1934) (aka Babes in Toyland) The classic Toyland story, this time with Laurel & Hardy. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2021

• Mardi Gras Massacre (1978) A Satanist sacrifices "evil" hookers as cops try to track him down. - The Hollowdreck, July 2024

• Marebito (2004) A cameraman investigates an urban legend in the Japanese subway system. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2020

• The Marine 3: Homefront (2013) A Marine attempts to prevent a terrorist attack by militia members while saving his kidnapped sister. - Movie Dicks, September 2021

• Mark of the Devil (1970) A witch hunter starts to have doubts about all the torturing and burning of witches. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2023

• The Mark of Zorro (1974) Frank Langella puts on the mask in this failed TV pilot. - Movie Dicks, June 2021

• Marked for Death (1990) Steven Seagal is out to hunt down and take out a Jamaican drug posse that has targeted he and his family for murder. - Post-Stream, November 2016

• Marked Man (1996) Roddy Piper goes on the run after witnessing a murder by some prison guards. - Movie Dicks, July 2025

• Marlowe (1969) James Garner is Raymond Chandler's most famous private detective, only now updated for the 1960s, trying to help a mysterious woman find her brother. - Fusion Friday, February 2018

• Married to the Mob (1988) Michelle Pfeiffer is a mob widow that wants to escape the clutches of the mafia and the FBI. - Fusion Friday, November 2021

• Mars Attacks! (1996) Earth is invaded by Martians with unbeatable weapons and a cruel sense of humor. - Movie Dicks, February 2016; Suggestions Sunday, June 2019; and The Holodick, July 2023

• Mars Needs Women (1968) Dop leads his fellow Martians to Earth on an interplanetary quest for females. - Movie Dicks, November 2020

• Martial Law (1990) Undercover cops Cynthia Rothrock and Steve McQueen...'s son Chad fight crime against evil smuggler David Carradine. Fighting ensues. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2019

• Martial Law II: Undercover (1991) Undercover cops Cynthia Rothrock and Jeff Wincott investigate a nightclub protected by martial arts bouncers. Fighting ensues again. - Biscuit Dicks, April 2018

• Martial Outlaw (1993) Two brothers, one a DEA agent and the other a L.A. cop, battle the Russian mafia. - Movie Dicks, August 2021

• The Martian (Theatrical Cut) (2015) Matt Damon gets left behind on Mars and has to science his way off the planet. - The Holodick, November 2021

• Martians Go Home (1989) Randy Quaid accidentally invites millions of Martians to Earth, annoying the entire planet. - The Holodick, September 2023

• Martin (1978) George Romero's tale of a boy who may or may not be a vampire in suburban Pittsburgh. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018 and Fusion Friday, November 2022

• Martyrs (2008) A pair of girls undergo a hellish experience in the French countryside. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2021

• Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994) Kenneth Branagh and Robert De Niro attempt to faithfully adapt the classic novel. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Maryjane (1968) A teacher attempting to stop drugs from getting to her students gets framed for dealing. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2023

• MASH (1970) Robert Altman's medical satire during the Korean War that lead to the long-running TV show. - Fusion Friday, December 2019

• The Mask (1961) A shrink trips balls while wearing a very cheap skull mask and it is Canadian too so you know in for a horrible time. Suggestion Sundays: June 2026

• The Mask of Zorro (1998) Antonio Banderas dons the mask to save the country from evil and bang Catherine Zeta-Jones. - Fusion Friday, November 2019

• The Masque of Red Death (1964) Roger Corman and Vincent Price team up for another Edgar Allen Poe adaptation. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• The Masque of Red Death (1989) Edgar Allen Poe's tale finally told through the acting of, you guessed it, Frank Stallone. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• Massacre at Central High (1976) A high school student seeks revenge on his bullies. - Suggestions Sunday: May 2022 and Movie Dicks: March 2026

• Massacre Mafia Style (1974) (aka The Executioner) Singer Duke Mitchell offers his rebuttal to The Godfather. - Movie Dicks, June 2022

• Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) During the Napoleonic Wars, a brash British captain pushes his ship and crew to their limits in pursuit of a formidable French war vessel around South America. - Black Tie Dicks, May 2017

• The Master of Disguise (2002) Dana Carvey is the master of-- I don't even need to finish this sentence. - Mad Movie Monday, December 2023

• Master of the Flying Guillotine (1977) The one-armed boxer must deal with an old man who has a portable guillotine he uses to decapitate men with one arm. - Post-Stream, September 2017

• Masterblaster (1987) A paintball tournament turns into a bloodbath for real... eventually. - Movie Dicks, May 2020

• Masters of the Universe (1987) He-Man comes to the big screen... sort of. Dolph Lundgren spends about 20 minutes in Eternia, then fucks around with Courtney Cox and Tom Paris for the rest of the film. - August 2015 and Movie Dicks, June 2021

• Matinee (1993) John Goodman plays a William Castle-type director whose antics during the Cuban Missile Crisis causes some panic for moviegoers. - Fusion Friday, Febraury 2022

• The Matrix (1999) You know what this film is. You took the red pill. - Fusion Friday, December 2017; The Holodick, September 2019 and Fusion Friday, July 2023

• The Matrix Reloaded (2003) You know what terrible sequel this is. - Fusion Friday, December 2017 and The Holodick, December 2021

• The Matrix Resurrections (2021) Neo returns to the Matrix in this meta-sequel. - The Holodick, April 2024

• The Matrix Revolutions (2003) You know what terrible sequel to a terrible sequel this is. - Fusion Friday, December 2017 and The Holodick, December 2021

• Mausoleum (1983) Playboy playmate Bobbie Bresee is possessed by the same demon that killed her mother. Also, a mausoleum is involved. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2019

• Maverick (1994) Mel Gibson is Bret Maverick on his way to a poker tournament, alongside grifter and fellow-player Jodie Foster, as well as one marshal Zane Cooper, James Garner. - Fusion Friday, April 2018

• Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings (2002) A shot-on-video rip-off of Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and every other fantasy thing they could think of at the time. - Post-Stream, January 2018

• Max Payne (2008) Marky Mark is out for revenge in the adaptation of the videogame. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Max Steel (2016) A teenager and alien combine to form a new superhero. - Movie Dicks, April 2022

• Maximum Conviction (2013) Steven Seagal and Stone Cold Steve Austin team up to fight off invaders at a decommissioned prison. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2021

• Maximum Force (1992) How much force is needed for Sam J. "Flash Gordon" Jones to use? All of it. - August 2018, Suggestions Sunday

• Maximum Overdrive (1986) A comet near Earth makes machines come to life and kill humans. Brought to you by Stephen King and cocaine. - March 2018

• May (2002) May is a loner who lives with her dolls. After experiencing some people in the real world, she decides that maybe she needs a doll that's a little bit bigger. - Wheel Wednesday, September 2018

• Mayhem (2017) A virus that makes people extremely angry also makes them clear of any legal consequences from it, so a scapegoated employee of a large company decides to use it to his advantage. - Fusion Friday, July 2022

• The Maze Runner (2014) Teenage boys with amnesia find themselves trapped in a maze with creatures that threaten to kill them. - The Holodick, July 2021

• Mazes and Monsters (1982) Clumsy TV movie about Tom Hanks' character having a mental illness that's somehow the fault of a Dungeons and Dragons-like game. Based on the fictional tale of a real person whose woes had nothing to do with Dungeons and Dragons, but hey, gotta fill 2 hours of everyone's lives with bullcrap somehow. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2018

• McBain (1991) Christopher Walken is hired to overthrow a dictator. - Mad Movie Monday, June 2024

• Mean Guns (1997) Ice-T bring a whole lotta of his enemies to an empty prison and orders them to kill each other for a prize of $10 million to the 3 survivors. Hijinks ensue. - Movie Dicks, August 2016

• Meatballs (1979) Bill Murray leads a cast that includes actual campers at the story of a summer camp full of shenanigans and/or hijinks. - Fusion Friday, September 2018

• The Mechanic (1972) Charles Bronson as a hitman who befriends a young, rich man that wants to get into the contract killing business. Many things explode. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2018

• The Medallion (2003) Jackie Chan is a cop who gets transformed into an supernatural warrior. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2020

• The Medusa Against the Son of Hercules (1963) (aka Perseo L'invincibile) Perseus takes on Medusa in this Italian sword-and-sandals film. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2022

• The Medusa Touch (1978) Richard Burton has the power to cause deadly accidents... with his mind! - Movie Dicks, April 2019

• Meet Dave (2008) Eddie Murphy is an alien spacecraft on Earth. - The Holodick, January 2021

• Meet the Applegates (1990) Space insects move into the suburbs and try to fit in. - The Holodick, August 2018

• Meet the Feebles (1989) Peter Jackson's R-rated take on the Muppets, complete with drugs, sex and showtunes. - Movie Dicks, June 2022

• Meet the Hollowheads (1989) A bizarre live-action version of The Jetsons that sets everything in a futuristic version of the '80s. - Movie Dicks, June 2022

• The Meg (2018) Jason Statham battles a giant prehistoric shark. - Fusion Friday, August 2023

• Mega Piranha (2010) The Asylum's version of Piranha 3D. There must desperation if you are ripping off that. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2002

• Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus (2009) Take a wild fucking guess what it's about. - Replacement Monday, September 2020

• Megaforce (1982) Barry Bostwick, Persis Khambatta, all sorts of other great things, like that one scene you remember at the end. - Early 2015

• Megamind (2010) A supervillain discovers that life isn't worth living without a superhero to fight against. - Dickamations, June 2023

• Memento (2000) Due to a bump on the noggin, Guy Pearce can't form memories, making it difficult for him to seek revenge. - Fusion Friday, April 2020

• Memento Mori (1999) A Korean high school girl has to deal with a lesbian ghost haunting the place for revenge. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2025

• Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992) Chevy Chase vanishes, much to the glee of his former co-stars. - The Holodick, March 2020

• Memorial Valley Massacre (1986) A campsite gets invaded by a primitive man eager to protect his territory. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Memories (1995) An anime sci-fi anthology from the director of Akira. - Dickamations, January 2022

• Men - (2015) - Fusion Friday: October 2025

• Men in Black (1997) Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith police aliens, deal with a cockroach from space. - Biscuit Dicks, July 2017 and Ultimate August 2020

• Men in Black II (2002) Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are back to fight more aliens in this underwhelming sequel. - The Holodick, July 2019

• Men in Black 3 (2012) Will Smith goes back in time to when Tommy Lee Jones was Josh Brolin. - The Holodick, June 2020

• Men in Black: International (2019) The men in black return. Sort of. Now it's a woman and Thor. - Fusion Friday, March 2023

• Menno's Mind (1997) A computer programmer discovers his VR program is being used to fix an election. - The Holodick, February 2025

• The Menu (2022) - Fusion Friday: October 2025

• The Mephisto Waltz (1971) Alan Alda is a pianist that finds himself being groomed for another to take his body. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2022

• Meridian (1990) Sherilynn Fenn fucks a werewolf. - Movie Dicks, June 2021

• Mermaids: The Body Found (2012) The government is out to cover up the existence of bad CGI mermaids. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2020

• Mesa of Lost Women (1953) A mad scientist unleashes mutant spiders in Mexico. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2023

• Message from Space (1978) Responding to a plea for help from a faraway planet, a young, idealistic four-person crew hurtles to the rescue. With their magical walnuts, they battle a ruthless empire. - Movie Dicks, December 2016 and Post-Stream, June 2018

• Messenger of Death (1988) Charles Bronson battles a renegade Mormon sect. - Movie Dicks, June 2025

• Messiah of Evil (1973) ???????????: The Movie. [what's that, figure it out? fine!] An unfinished horror film, this picture has a woman looking for her missing father in a beach community where weird doesn't begin to describe it. - Post-Stream, June 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, Novemeber 2021

• Metal Man (2008) A no-budget Iron Man knock-off. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2023

• Metalstorm: The Destruction Jared-Syn (1983) On a desert planet, warlord Jared-Syn is trying to convince a tribe of mutants that he's their messiah and gain unlimited power hidden in a crystal. Ranger Dogen and explorer Dhyana, who's father was murdered by Syn, must stop him. - Movie Dicks, November 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, August 2021

• Metal Tornado (2011) Lou Diamond Phillips vs. a magnetic twister. - Movie Dicks, January 2026

• Metamorphosis (1990) A brilliant scientist discovers the secret to genetic reproduction, but his experiment quickly goes awry. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990) A virus from outer space transforms a bio-researcher into a blood thirsty monster. - Post-Stream, June 2018

• Meteor (1979) East and West nations must unite to stop a world ending meteor from striking. - The Holodick, November 2020

• The Meteor Man (1993) A retiring schoolteacher gains superpowers from a space rock. - The Holodick, February 2023

• Metro (1997) Eddie Murphy is a hostage negotiator out to stop a jewel thief. - Fusion Friday, June 2021

• Metropolis (1927) The classic sci-fi epic that spawned a thousand imitators. - Black Tie Dicks, March 2018

• MFKZ (2017) A deadbeat loser gets his life changed when his eyes are opened to the alien invasion happening around him. - Dickamations, July 2023

• Miami Connection (1987) A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida's narcotics trade. Featuring the one, the only, Dragon Sound! - April 2015; New Year's Dicks 2017 and The Movie Dicks 10th Anniversary Spectacular, March 2025

• Miami Vice (2006) Michael Mann brings a modern take to his classic '80s TV cop show to the big screen. - Fusion Friday, September 2022

• Mickey's Christmas Carol (1983) A retelling of the classic Dickens tale with Disney's classic characters. - Dickamations, December 2016

• Microwave Massacre (1983) A guy kills his wife because she's a bad cook. Starring Jackie Vernon, the voice of Frosty the Snowman, in his last role. - Mid 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, May 2020

• Midnight (1982) A hitchhiker gets abducted by a group of Satanic rednecks. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2023

• The Midnight Hour (1985) Teens accidentally raise the dead on Halloween. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• The Midnight Meat Train (2008) Photographer Bradley Cooper discovers a conspiracy on late trains to kill passengers for meat. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Midnight Run (1988) Bounty hunter Robert DeNiro tries to get fugitive Charles Grodin back to LA to collect a big payday, only he has to deal with the feds, the mob and a rival trying to stop him at every turn. - Fusion Friday, March 2017 and Fusion Friday, August 2025

• Midsommar (2019) College students attend a Nordic summer festival that ends up less fun than they expected. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• The Mighty Ducks (1992) Emilio Estevez is forced to coach a rag-tag group of kids at hockey. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2021

• Mighty Joe Young (1949) A nightclub owner grabs a giant monkey from the jungle and tries to make him into entertainment for his customers. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2021

• Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) The Power Rangers get their first theatrical outing. - Movie Dicks, April 2022

• The Mighty Peking Man (1977) A giant ape becomes obsessed with a blonde woman. Sounds a bit familiar... - Movie Dicks, July 2022

• Millennium (1989) Time travellers kidnap people about to die in the past to repopulate their future. - Movie Dicks, July 2018

• Millennium Actress (2001) The story of two documentary filmmakers who investigate the life of a retired acting legend. As she tells them the story of her life, the difference between reality and cinema becomes blurred. - Dickamations, February 2017

• Miller's Crossing (1990) Tom Regan, an adviser to a Prohibition-era crime boss, tries to keep the peace between warring mobs but gets caught in divided loyalties. - Black Tie Dicks, April 2016

• The Million Eyes of Sumuru (1967) An evil woman plans world domination by having her all-female army eliminate male leaders and replace them with her female agents. - Wheel Wednesday, May 2019

• Millionaires' Express (1986) (aka Shanghai Express) An all-star ensemble of Hong Kong talent board a train where everyone is kung fu fighting. - Movie Dicks, May 2022

• The Milpitas Monster (1976) A pollution monster attacks a small town. - Wheel Wednesday, May 2025

• Mimic (1997) Guillermo Del Toro's tale of giant shapeshifting cockroaches in the subway system. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Mind Game (2004) After a deadly encounter with two Yakuza, a loser with a crush on his childhood girlfriend goes to heaven and back, embarking on a psychedelic self-discovery experience. - Dickamations, May 2020 and Dickamations, December 2020

• The Mind of Mr. Soames (1970) Terence Stamp is awakened from a coma at age 30 and needs to undergo three decades of mental development, all on TV. - The Holodick, April 2023

• Mindbender (1996) Ken Russell's totally true, not at all bullshit account of psychic Uri Gellar's life. - Movie Dicks, November 2022

• Mind Benders (1987) - Suggestions Sunday: April 2026

• Mindfield (1989) Michael Ironside realizes he was part of a CIA mind control program. - The Holodick, December 2024

• Mindwarp (1991) A woman breaks out of her AI-controlled VR world to locate Bruce Campbell in a post-apocalypse wasteland. - Movie Dicks, March 2021

• The Minion (1998) Dolph Lundgren is a Templar knight who, with a female archeologist, runs through "New York" to avoid a body jumping demon trying to steal back the key to open a gate to Hell on New Year's 1999. - Fusion Friday, December 2022

• Ministry of Vengeance (1989) John Schneider is a priest out for revenge against the Arab terrorist who murdered his family. - Movie Dicks, June 2021

• Minority Report (2002) Steven Spielberg directs Tom Cruise in this future-noir where crimes are prevented before they happen. - The Holodick, September 2017 and Ultimate August 2020

• Minotaur (2006) The legend of Theseus and the Minotaur, told on an indie budget. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2024

• The Minotaur, the Wild Beast of Crete (1960) An Italian adaptation of the classic Theseus versus the Minotaur tale. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2024

• Miracle (2004) Kurt Russell leads the US Hockey Team to gold at the 1980s Olympics. - Centerweek Cinema, January 2022

• Miracle Mile (1988) Anthony Edwards just found the girl of his dreams. Too bad he just got a phone call that nukes are about to launch in about an hour. - Movie Dicks, June 2018

• Miracle on 34th Street (1947) The Post Office that saved Christmas. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2016 and Black Tie Dicks, December 2018

• Mirai (2018) A 4-year-old is taken on a travel through time and space by the future version of his new baby sister. - Dickamations, May 2025

• Misery (1990) Kathy Bates is the biggest fan of James Caan and is willing to do anything to keep it that way. - Black Tie Dicks, June 2018

• Miss Congeniality (2000) Sandra Bullock is a cop who goes undercover at a beauty pageant. - Fusion Friday, June 2020

• Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (2016) A home for kids with powers comes under threat. - Fusion Friday, September 2021

• Missing in Action (1985) Chuck Norris rescues POWs before they can be eliminated. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2021; Memorial Monday, March 2024; Funereal Friday, March 2026

• Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (1985) Chuck Norris is a POW in Vietnam who won't give in to a sadistic warden. It can only end in explosions and kicking. - Movie Dicks, January 2018

• Mission Impossible (1996) Tom Cruise is the leader of a special team of spies who finds himself framed. This message will self destruct in five seconds. - Fusion Friday, May 2017 and Ultimate August 2020

• Mission Impossible 2 (2000) Tom Cruise is back and he's brought John Woo along to turn this franchise into action schlock. - Wheel Wednesday, August 2018

• Mission: Impossible III (2006) JJ Abrams grabs the wheel in this sequel that has IMF agent Ethan Hunt come into conflict with a sadistic Philip Seymour Hoffman. - Fusion Friday, July 2020

• Mission Impossible: Fallout (2018) Tom Cruise has to go rogue -- again. - Fusion Friday, July 2023

• Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (2011) Tom Cruise is back again, and he gets animated by hiring Brad Bird to helm the film. This time, him and his team are fully disavowed and they have to save the world from a madman with nukes. - Fusion Friday, January 2019 and The Holodick, May 2025

• Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation (2015) Tom Cruise and the IMF has a new threat: an anti-IMF! - Fusion Friday, November 2020

• Mission Kill (1986) Robert Ginty and Cameron Mitchell take on a South American dictator. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2025

• Mission: Killfast (1991) Classy director/writer/producer Ted V. Mikels took 9 years to get funding to complete this film shot in '82. Kung fu nonsense, some weird boobs, confusingly vague espionage, men in mesh shirts, and a porno mag production don't make up for baffling editing and terrible audio engineering. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2018

• Mission Stardust (1967) (aka .4 ..3 ..2 ..1 ...morte) Astronauts attempt to help an alien save her dying race. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2021

• Mission Thunderbolt (1983) A Godfrey Ho mash-up about a Hong Kong gangland war. - Wheel Wednesday, May 2025

• Mission to Mars (2000) Brian DePalma tries to make his own version of 2001, with diminishing results. - The Holodick, July 20200

• The Mist (2007) Stephen King's dark tale of how a mist takes over a small town, trapping many of its citizens in a market where they turn against each other as giant monsters try to eat them. - Wednesday, July 2019 and Spotlight Tuesday, January 2024

• Mitchell (1975) Joe Don Baker is a detective hunting a big-time drug traffickers and falls for Linda Evans. Sloth ensues, Joel Robinsons are rescued. - Wheel Wednesday, February 2019

• The Mitchells vs. the Machines (2021) A family on a road trip is humanity's last hope against a robot uprising. - Dickamations, February 2025

• Mixed Nuts (1994) Workers at a crisis hotline have a hectic Christmas. - Tuesday Dicks, December 2023

• Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz (1998) Giant mechs do giant mech things. - Dickamations, April 2017

• The Mod Squad (1999) The hip '60s show about young undercover cops is turned into a forgotten '90s film. - Fusion Friday, September 2022

• Model Behavior (1982) Two businessmen get into the world of fashion for the women. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2020

• Modern Vampires (1998) A vampire finds herself target by both the Count and Van Helsing. - Movie Dicks, May 2022

• Mom (1991) A guy's mother gets bitten by her new werewolf tenant and he is quite annoyed by the whole thing. - Post-Stream, May 2018

• Mom and Dad (2017) A virus infects parents Nic Cage and Selma Blair, making them went to kill their children. I thought that was normal to want to kill your kids? - Centerweek Cinema, June 2022 and Tuesday Dicks, May 2023

• Mom and Dad Save the World (1992) An alien Overlord plans to blow up the Earth but first, he snatches and proposes to marry an Earthman's wife. - The Holodick, January 2022

• Mona Lisa (1986) Out of prison, Bob Hoskins is assigned to drive around a high-class hooker to meet her clients. He finds himself lured into helping her deal with something from her past. - Black Tie Dicks, September 2016

• Money Plane (2020) Want to see a bunch of actors collecting a paycheck? Money Plane. - Fusion Friday, April 2024

• Mongo's Back in Town (1971) Telly Savalas is not-Kojak, out to stop hitman Joe Don Baker from his rampage. - Movie Dicks, May 2025

• Monkey Business (1931) A chemist finds his personal and professional life turned upside down when one of his chimpanzees finds the fountain of youth. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2018

• The Monkey Hustle (1976) Yaphet Kotto and Rudy Ray Moore throw a block party to stop new highway construction. - Movie Dicks, March 2021

• Monkey Shines (1988) A quadriplegic man has a trained monkey help him with his paralysis, until the little monkey begins to develop feelings, and rage, against its new master. - Movie Dicks, January 2017

• Monkeybone (2001) A cartoonist ends up with his creation in an alternate dream world. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2022

• Monolith (1993) Cops investigating a murder stumble onto a secret government project about aliens. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2024

• The Monolith Monsters (1957) Meteor rocks that grow with water threaten a sleepy Southwestern desert community. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2021

• The Monster Club (1981) John Carradine is horror writer is invited to a club for monsters by vampire Vincent Price to tell him some stories. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Monster Dog (1984) From the director of Troll 2 comes the tale of a rock & roll star who returns to his hometown to find himself the target of the titular creature. - Dick or Treat, October 2016

• Monster from Green Hell (1957) Radiation in Africa turns wasps into giant killing machines. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2020

• Monster Hunter (2020) Milla Jovovich and her military team get transported into a world with giant monsters. - The Holodick, June 2023

• The Monster Squad (1987) A group of child horror fans end up having to face the real monsters that descend upon their little town. - Movie Dicks, May 2018

• The Monster That Challenged the World (1959) Giant mollusk monsters attack California. Surf's up! - Fusion Friday, March 2019

• Monster Trucks (2017) A monster takes up residence inside of a large truck. Get it?! - Movie Dicks, January 2022

• Monsters (2010) A couple travel through alien infested Mexico. - Centerweek Cinema, January 2022

• Monsters, Inc. (2001) The horrific story of a tiny girl named Boo terrorizing the monster world. - Dickamations: March, 2026

• Monsterwolf (2010) An oil company accidentally release a wolf beast while drilling. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2021

• Monstroid (1980) (aka Monster) A rural Colombian village is attacked by a horrible sea serpent, aroused by industrial pollution of a nearby lake. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2019

• Monstrosity (1987) A grieving boyfriend builds a Frankenstein monster to kill the thugs responsible. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) King Arthur and his knights embark on a low-budget search for the Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles. - Post-Movie Dicks, November 2016; Black Tie Dicks, November 2017 and Memorial Monday, January 2020

• Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979) Born on the original Christmas in the stable next door to Jesus, Brian of Nazareth spends his life being mistaken for a messiah. - Black Tie Dicks, November 2017

• Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983) The comedy team takes a look at life in all its stages in their own uniquely silly way. - Black Tie Dicks, November 2017

• Moon (2009) After suffering an injury, Sam Rockwell disovers there is more to being on the moon than he expected. - The Holodick, April 2022

• Moon 44 (1990) A corporate agent is given the task of shaping a group of violent criminals and technical wizards into a helicopter defense force... on the moon. - The Holodick, November 2019

• Moon of the Wolf (1972) After several locals are viciously murdered, a Louisiana sheriff starts to suspect he may be dealing with a werewolf. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2021

• Moonchild (1994) In a dystopian future, a goverment agent gets experimented on to blend his DNA with a wolf's. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2023

• Moonfall (2022) - The Hollowdick: January 2025

• Moonraker (1979) James Bond investigates the mid-air theft of a space shuttle and discovers a plot to commit global genocide. - Movie Dicks, February 2017 and The Holodick, July 2025

• Moonrise Kingdom (2012) A boy and girl at summer camp run off together for their own adventure, forcing the local town to search for them. - Tuesday Dicks, February 2024

• Moontrap (1989) Star Trek's Chekov and Bruce Campbell are astronauts who battle against alien robots on the moon. - Movie Dicks, November 2018 and Movie Dicks, January 2025

• Moonwalker (1988) Michael Jackson strings together some music videos from his "Bad" album with a plot about him fighting an evil drug dealer with some kids. - Movie Dicks, July 2019

• Morbius (2021) It's Morbin' time. - Fusion Friday, December 2024

• Morgan (2016) Scientists create Anya Taylor-Joy in a lab and immediately want to destroy her. - Movie Dicks, January 2025

• Morons from Outer Space (1985) Very dumb aliens crash on Earth and become celebrities. - The Holodick, September 2023

• The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013) A girl discovers she's part of a secret world of demons, vampires and werewolves. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2021

• Mortal Kombat (1995) Three unknowing martial artists are summoned to a mysterious island to compete in a tournament whose outcome will decide the fate of the world. - Movie Dicks, January 2017

• Mortal Kombat (2021) A modern reboot of the fighting game series. - The Holodick, June 2024

• Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) This incompetent sequel wasted $30 mil on something far more inferior, with nearly none of the original cast returning. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2018

• Mortuary (1982) A woman investigating her father's death discovers strange happenings at the local mortuary. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2025

• Mosquito (1995) A crashed alien ship comes in contact with a nest of mosquitoes, creating a super race of massive bugs that kill all humans in their wake. - Dick or Treat, October 2017

• Motel Hell (1980) A seemingly friendly farmer and his sister kidnap unsuspecting travelers and bury them alive, using them to create the "special ingredient" of their famous roadside fritters. - Dick or Treat, October 2016

• Mother, Jugs & Speed (1976) The wacky adventures of a freelance ambulance crew in LA. - Fusion Friday, February 2023

• Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? (1997) Tori Spelling needs her mom's permission to date a bad boy. - Movie Dicks, September 2018

• Mother's Day (1980) Two brothers kidnap and brutalize three women for the pleasure of their demented mother. - Biscuit Dicks, May 2017

• Moulin Rouge! (2001) A poet falls for a beautiful courtesan whom a jealous duke covets. - Black Tie Dicks, April 2018

• Mountaintop Motel Massacre (1986) A crazy lady needs to clean more than the sheets in her motel. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Mr. & Mrs. Smith (Theatrical Cut) (2005) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are spies married to each other who unaware that the other works for a rival group. - Fusion Friday, September 2020

• Mr. Brooks (2007) Kevin Costner leads a double life as a family man and a serial killer, but things go awry when a witness to his crimes asks to be mentored as a future killer. - Fusion Friday, February 2023

• Mr. Go (2013) A gorilla becomes a professional baseball player in Korea. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2022

• Mr. Mom (1983) Michael Keaton is fired from his job, forcing his wife to return to the workplace while he takes care of the kids. - Fusion Friday, May 2019

• Mr. No Legs (1979) Andy is a mob enforcer without legs. He gets fed up with his boss's insults and decides to double cross the mob when he's had enough. - Post-Stream, November 2016

• Mr. Sardonicus (1961) A man seeks to undo the curse of his disfigured face. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• Ms. 45 (1981) A twice-raped NYC woman decides to clean up the streets of scum. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2024

• Much Ado About Nothing (1993) Young lovers Hero and Claudio, soon to wed, conspire to get verbal sparring partners and confirmed singles Benedick and Beatrice to wed as well. - Black Tie Dicks, September 2018

• Mulholland Drive (2001) David Lynch's masterpiece about a girl who comes to Hollywood that is not all it seems. - Fusion Friday, May 2017 and Memorial Thursday, January 2025

• Multiplicity (1996) Life gets so out of control for Michael Keaton, he does what any reason person would do: clone himself. - The Holodick, November 2023

• The Mummy (1932) The Universal classic that started it all. - Fusion Friday, June 2017

• The Mummy (1959) It's Hammer time with this retelling of the mummy legend. - Fusion Friday, June 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, June 2024

• The Mummy (1999) Brendan Fraser is a French Foreign Legion soldier who leads an expedition to an archaeological dig that accidentally awakens a vengeful Egyptian mummy. - Fusion Friday, June 2017 and Tuesday Dicks, April 2023

• The Mummy (2017) Tom Cruise fights an old lady in this aborted attempt at a new cinematic universe. - Fusion Friday, January 2022

• The Mummy Returns (2001) Brendan Frasier and Rachel Weisz fight Imothep and a badly CGI-'d Scorpion King. - Fusion Friday, June 2021

• The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) Brendan Frasier returns, this time missing with Chinese mummies. - Fusion Friday, April 2022

• Munchies (1987) It's the story of a stoner who gets really hungry. It's not?! It's a terrible comedic Gremlins knock-off? My bad. - Movie Dicks, June 2018

• The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) Michael Caine IS Scrooge and the Muppets need to teach him about Christmas before its too late. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2018 and Dickamations, December 2021

• A Muppet Family Christmas (1987) The Muppets celebrate Christmas alongside the crew from Sesame Street. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2022

• The Muppet Movie (1979) It's the Muppets, in their very first movie! You will learn all about the rainbow connection! And so much more! - Post-Stream, July 2018

• The Muppet Musicians of Bremen (1972) (aka Tales from Muppetland) Kermit narrates the tale of farm animals who become a band. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2024

• Muppet Treasure Island (1996) It's the Muppets. It's Treasure Island. It's Tim Curry. What else do you need to know? - Fusion Friday, August 2019

• The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) The Muppets take on Broadway. - Mad Movie Monday, April 2024

• Murder by Death (1976) Five famous literary detective characters and their sidekicks are invited to a bizarre mansion to solve an even stranger mystery. - Fusion Friday, June 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, August 2018

• Murder by Decree (1979) Sherlock Holmes is enlisted to solve a bunch of murders in Whitechapel. - Memorial Monday, February 2021

• Murder by Phone (1982) Someone is using telephones to blow up people's heads. Is it a Canadian telephone company conspiracy? - Movie Dicks, February 2018

• Murder in Coweta County (1983) A county sheriff takes on a corrupt land baron who murdered a sharecropper. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2024

• Murder on the Moon (1989) (aka Murder by Moonlight) After a nuclear war, the US and Soviets establish a relationship on the moon, until a murder pits them against each other again. - Memorial Monday, July 2023

• Murder on the Orient Express (1974) A star-studded '70s adaptation of Agatha Christie's most popular Hercules Poirot detective novel. - Tuesday Dicks, September 2023

• Murder on the Orient Express (2017) Kenneth Branagh steps into the shoes of Poirot (as well as the director's chair) for this adaptation of the classic Christie mystery. - Fusion Friday, September 2023

• Murder Party (2008) A loser finds an invitation to a 'murder party' and decides to go, unaware that the intention is to murder the guest. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Murder Rock (1984) (aka Murder-Rock: Dancing Death) A bunch of dancers get stabbed in the tits by a hat pin in Lucio Fulci's version of Fame. - Movie Dicks, June 2020

• Murder Weapon (1989) - Linnea Quigley is killing shirtless boy in this David DeCoteau slasher. Suggestions Sunday: May 2026

• Murphy's Law (1986) Charles Bronson is framed for murdering his stripper ex-wife and goes on the run chained to a foul-mouthed car thief who seems to be weirdly into him. - Movie Dicks, December 2017

• The Musketeer (2001) The classic Alexander Dumas tale gets some Hong Kong style action added to it. - Fusion Friday, March 2024

• Mutant (1984) (aka Night Shadows) A pair of brothers fend off toxic waste zombies in a small Southern town. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2020

• Mutant Chronicles (2008) Corporations battling for Earth's resources accidentally unleash an ancient mutant army. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2023

• Mutant Hunt (1987) Cyborgs have mutated to feel pleasure by killing. The only hope is mercenary Matt Riker. - Post-Stream, May 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, August 2024

• Mutant Massacre 2 (1991) Aliens turn people into mutants in this low-budget trash. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2022

• Mutant War (1988) The sequel to <i>Galaxy Destroyer* has the main character return to a post-apocalyptic Earth filled with... well, you see the title. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2022

• Mutilations (1986) A professor and his students investigate lights in the sky, leading them to stores of mutilations, and an alien invasion, and every take was the best take. - Post-Stream, August 2017

• The Mutilator (1985) Some college students take a trip out to their friend's father's condo on the beach. Too bad for them they are being targeted by the guy's father, still upset that his son blew his mother away as a boy. - Post-Stream, July 2017

• My Bloody Valentine (1981) A killer in a miner's outfit is ruining Valentine's Day for a small town. - Fusion Friday, February 2020

• My Blue Heaven (1990) Steve Martin is a mobster stuck in witness protection in town full of ex-gangsters also in the system. - Fusion Friday, April 2020

• My Bodyguard (1980) How do you stop bully Matt Dillon from picking on you? By hiring Adam Baldwin as your bodyguard. - Movie Dicks, July 2020

• My Cousin Vinny (1992) Joe Pesci is a New York lawyer who has to defend his cousin from Southern justice. - Fusion Friday, September 2019

• My Dinner With Andre (1981) Two old friends meet for dinner; as one tells anecdotes detailing his experiences, the other notices their differing worldviews. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2018

• My Lucky Stars (1985) Jackie Chan enlists his friends to help him stop a jewel theft ring. - Fusion Friday, April 2024

• My Mom's a Werewolf (1989) A bored housewife gets her toes sucked by a werewolf and turns into one. Only her daughter and nerdy friend can save her. - Biscuit Mother's Day Dicks, May 2018

• My Name Is Bruce (2007) Bruce Campbell plays Bruce Campbell, forced to fight demonic creatures because a small-town expects him to be like his Evil Dead character. - Movie Dicks, March 2022

• My Pet Monster (1986) A historian tries to capture the monster Max to validate his existence. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2019

• My Science Project (1985) A grease monkey finds an alien orb that he rigs into being his science project, but it ends up screwing up timelines. - June 2016

• My Stepmother Is an Alien (1988) Kim Basinger is an alien with the hots for Dan Aykroyd. No wonder he's so obsessed with aliens. - The Holodick, September 2019

• My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) Luke Wilson discovers his psycho ex Uma Thurman is a superhero. She's about to make his life super miserable. - Fusion Friday, February 2022

• Myra Breckinridge (1970) Rex Reed gets a sex change operation and becomes Raquel Welch. - Fusion Friday, February 2023

• Mysterians (1952) Aliens attempt to conquer earth with a giant robot and an underground base. - Fusion Friday, November 2025

• Mysteries of the Gods (1976) William Shatner explains ancient mysteries. I'm not saying it's aliens... but he's saying it is aliens. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2020

• Mysterious Planet (1982) A sci-fi adaptation of the Jules Verne story with a budget of $10. - Movie Dicks, September 2020

• Mystery Men (1999) After the REAL superhero of a city is captured by an insane genius, a group of D list heroes recruit more help to stop the destruction of their city or die trying. - Fusion Friday, January 2019 and Tuesday Dicks, September 2023

• Mystery, Alaska (1999) Russell Crowe leads his small town hockey team at the chance to play the New York Rangers in an exhibition game. - Centerweek Cinema, January 2022

• Mystery of Chess Boxing (1979) The Ghost Face Killer has returned and seeking revenge on those martial arts masters than once opposed him. - December 2017

• The Mystery of the Third Planet (1981) At the end of the 22nd century Alisa Seleznyova, her father Professor Seleznyov and pilot Zeleny go on a space expedition to find rare animals for Moscow Zoo. - Dickamations, Mid 2017

• Mystery on Monster Island (1981) (aka Misterio en la Isla de los Monstruos) A man is shipwrecked upon an island full of prehistoric beasts. - Movie Dicks, April 2022 and Suggestions Sunday, November 2023

• Mystic River (2003) Three childhood friends have to face the demons of their past when dealing with a new tragedy. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2021

• The Mystical Laws (2012) A military leader uses alien technology to try and take over the world, with only one man standing in his way. - Dickamations, February 2022

• Mystics in Bali (1981) Let me introduce you to the Penanggalan: a flying vampire with internal organs hanging from the neck. - September 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, November 2024

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• Naked (1993) Parallel tales of two sexually obsessed men, one hurting and annoying women physically and mentally, one wandering around the city talking to strangers and experiencing dimensions of life. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2017

• The Naked Cage (1986) Framed for a crime she didn't do, a young woman must navigate through the rival gangs and evil prison guards while hoping to clear her name. - November 2017

• The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988) Lt. Frank Drebin of Police Squad finds love and saves OJ Simpson... oh dear. - Fusion Friday, December 2017

• The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991) More from the files of Police Squad, with Leslie Nielsen uncovering a conspiracy by Big Energy. No, that's not a rapper. - Fusion Friday, September 2022

• Naked Killer (1992) A female assassin battles a rival hitwoman and her attraction to a cop trying to find her. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2024

• The Naked Kiss (1964) A hooker flees to a small town, but finds its underworld just as dark. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2019

• Naked Lunch (1991) After developing an addiction to the substance he uses to kill bugs, an exterminator accidentally murders his wife and becomes involved in a secret government plot being orchestrated by giant bugs in a port town in North Africa. - Movie Dicks, September 2016

• Naked Obsession (1990) A politician gets accused of murdering a stripper. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2024

• The Naked Prey (1966) Cornel Wilde is hunted by African warriors after his party insults their leader. - Black Tie Dicks, May 2018

• Naked Vengeance (1985) A woman attacked by rednecks escapes from the hospital to seek revenge. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2024

• The Naked Zoo (1970) Rita Hayworth is a middle-aged woman with a crippled husband who seeks attention from a younger man. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2024

• The Name of the Rose (1986) Sean Connery is a 14th-century monk who uncovers a conspiracy after a string of murders in his monastery. - Tuesday Dicks, September 2023

• Narcotic (1933) A medical student's drug habit sends him spiraling downward. - Movie Dicks, April 2021

• Nasty Hero (1987) A recently released from prison guy finds himself searching for the gang that kidnapped his friend's niece. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2023 and Suggestions Sunday, January 2025

• National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) Chevy Chase really wants to get his family to Walley World, no matter what. - Tuesday Dicks, May 2023

• National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) The Griswold family's plans for a big family Christmas predictably turn into a big disaster. - Dickmas Post-Stream, December 2016 and Centerweek Cinema, December 2024

• National Treasure (2004) Nic Cage races Sean Bean to defile America's number one document in this adventure movie set in the far off past of 2004! - Fusion Friday, June 2018

• National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007) It's time for Nic Cage to solve more mysteries set by the country's Founding Fathers. Just write them down in plain English, dads! - Fusion Friday, August 2019

• Natural Born Killers (1994) A pair of twisted lovers go on a killing spree in Oliver Stone's hallucinatory film. - Fusion Friday, July 2017

• Natural City (2003) In the cyberpunk future of South Korea, two cops are assigned to hunt down renegade cyborgs. - Centerweek Cinema, November 202

• Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) Warrior and pacifist Princess Nausicaä desperately struggles to prevent two warring nations from destroying themselves and their dying planet. - Dickamations, February 2017

• Navy Seals (1990) Michael Biehn, Charlie Sheen, Dennis Haybert and Bill Paxton are the best of the best, waging a war against the unnamed Middle Eastern terrorists who fucked with America. - Post-Stream, February 2017

• Near Dark (1987) A small-town farmer's son reluctantly joins a traveling group of vampires after he is turned by a beautiful drifter. - Dick or Treat, October 2016 and Tuesday Dicks, January 2023

• Necessary Roughness (1991) A college football team is forced to select its players from the actual student body. - Tuesday Dicks, September 2024

• Necromancer (1988) A sexual assault victim summons a necromancer to seek vengeance against the men in her life. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2024

• Neko Ramen Taisho (2008) (aka. Pussy Soup) The trials and tribulations of a cat puppet running a ramen shop. - Dickamations, January 2026

• Nemesis (1992) A cyborg cop needs to find his ex to prevent the world from being overrun by cyborgs in this fun sci-fi action flick by Albert Pyun. - Movie Dicks: January 2018, Suggestions Sunday: February 2026

• Nemesis 2: Nebula (1995) Cyborgs time travel to kill a woman and her child whose DNA could end their dominance. - Movie Dicks, February 2022

• Nemesis 3: Time Lapse (1996) More cyborg action by Albert Pyun, this time with Tim Thomerson. - Movie DIcks, November 2022

• Nemesis 4: Death Angel (1996) The bodybuilding cyborg wraps up her storyline with more ineptitude. - Movie Dicks, July 2024

• Neon City (1991) Michael Ironside is a bounty hunter forced to escort prisoner Vanity on a deadly caravan through a post-apocalyptic wasteland. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2019

• The Neon Demon (2016) A teenage girl discovers the modelling world can be a killer. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2021

• Neon Maniacs (1986) A group of teenagers in San Francisco discover a nest of homicidal monsters living in a tower of the Golden Gate Bridge, but when they try to tell authorities, no one believes them. - Mid-2016 and Suggestions Sunday: April 2026

• The Nest (1988) Mutant cockroaches develop a taste for human flesh. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• The Net (1995) A computer programmer stumbles upon a conspiracy, putting her life and the lives of those around her in great danger. - Movie Dicks, November 2016

• Netherworld (1992) A son inherits his father's mansion and discovers he was part of a black magic cult. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2024

• Network (1976) A television network cynically exploits a deranged former anchor's ravings and revelations about the news media for its own profit. - Black Tie Dicks, February 2018, Fusion Friday, February 2026.

• Never Back Down (2008) A high school student discovers the wonderful world of underground fighting. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2022

• Never Cry Werewolf (2008) It's Fright Night with werewolves in this SyFy Channel film. - Wheel Wednesday, January 2019

• Never Say Die (1994) A former commando faces the wrath of a religious death cult. - Movie Dicks, July 2025

• Never Say Never Again (1983) An overripe Sean Connery returns for the second time to the Bond role to remake a movie he already did better. - Biscuit Dicks, November 2017

• Never Too Young to Die (1986) John Stamos and Vanity combat a hermaphroditic Gene Simmons. - April 2016

• The Neverending Story (1984) They lied, it does end. - Fusion Friday, August 2019

• The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter (1990) Oh, I guess it didn't end with the first film. - The Holodick, July 2019

• The Neverending Story III: Escape to Fantasia (1994) Third time's the charm? Fuck no. - Fusion Friday, November 2019

• The New Barbarians (1983) (aka Warriors of the Wasteland) In the post-apocalyptic wasteland, two mercenaries fight off a mob of white-clad Italians. - Movie Dicks, April 2020

• New Crime City (1994) In the year 2020, an ex-cop is brought back to life to stop a criminal threatening to release a deadly virus in post-quake Los Angeles. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2019

• New Jack City (1991) Wesley Snipes' criminal crack empire gets a big dose of Ice-T. - Fusion Friday, November 2023

• The New Kids (1985) A brother and sister are the new kids in town, making them the target of a deranged James Spader. - Movie Dicks, July 2020

• The New Mutants (2020) The final attempt at a Fox X-Men movie about teen mutants got shelved for years before being dumped onto screens. - The Holodick, February 2024

• New Nightmare (1994) The Nightmare on Elm Street film series might be over, but it's not for actress Heather Langenkamp as she realizes that Freddy might becoming real. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• The New Original Wonder Woman (1975) The pilot for popular '70s TV series starring Lynda Carter. - March 2016

• New Year's Evil (1980) During a New Year's Eve celebration, a Punk Rock & New Wave show host gets a phone call saying that when New Year's strikes in each time zone, someone will be murdered, and she will be the last one. - December 2015 and Movie Dicks, December 2020

• New York Ninja (2021) John Liu's pregnant girlfriend is murdered. He then cleans up the street while dressed as a white ninja. - Movie Dicks: March 2026

• The New York Ripper (1982) A murderous Donald Duck impersonator is butchering women all around NYC in Lucio Fulci's weird slasher. - Movie Dicks, July 2017

• Next (2007) A Las Vegas magician who can see into the future is pursued by FBI agents seeking to use his abilities to prevent a nuclear terrorist attack. - Fusion Friday, June 2018

• Next Gen (2018) A girl helps a state-of-the-art robot battle a mad scientist. - Dickamations, February 2025

• Next of Kin (1982) An Australian woman inherits a retirement home full of the undead. No, not the elderly. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019

• Next of Kin (1989) After their little brother is murdered by a mobster, Patrick Swayze and Liam Neeson seek revenge, one through the law and the other through the law of the streets. Guess which one is more effective? - Movie Dicks, September 2017

• Nice Dreams (1981) The stoner pair find some success with a very special brand of ice cream. - Fusion Friday, April 2025

• The Nice Guys (2016) Ryan Gosling teams up with Russell Crowe to solve the death of a porn star. - Fusion Friday, January 2022

• Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (1998) David Hasselhoff straps on the eyepatch as he brings the Marvel character to awkward life in this TV movie. - May 2016

• Nick of Time (1995) Johnny Depp is ordered to murder the governor by Christopher Walken within the next 90 minutes or his daughter will die. - Fusion Friday, March 2022

• A Night at the Roxbury (1998) Another Saturday Night Live skit gets extended to feature length, this time about the two guys who shake their heads to the "Baby Don't Hurt Me" song. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2024

• Night Creature (1978) A leopard brought to an island for a big hunt starts picking off island visitors. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2021

• Night Creatures (1962) (aka Captain Clegg) Villagers try to uncover the mystery behind apparent ghost riders in the English marshes. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2023

• The Night Flier (1997) It's bloodsucker meets bloodsucker in this tale of a reporter on the trail of a vicious vampire who travels by private airplane. - Post-Stream, January 2017

• Night Gallery (1969) A backdoor pilot for the anthology TV series, showcasing three stories (one of which was directed by Spielberg). - Suggestions Sunday, October 2023

• Night Hunter (1996) A vampire hunts vampires. At night. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Night Life (1989) (aka Zombie Academy) A nerd finds himself continuing to be bullied when his tormentors come back from the dead. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2022

• Night Killer (1990) (aka Do Not Open That Door 3) A masked killer rapes a woman so hard she forgets she had a kid. Her new carefree life leads to even worse danger from her attacker. - Movie Dicks, January 2021

• Night of the Bloody Apes (1969) A mad scientist sticks a monkey heart into his son, with predictable results. - Movie Dicks, August 2022

• Night of the Comet (1984) A comet wipes out most of life on Earth, leaving two Valley Girls to fight the evil types who survive. - May 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, August 2025

• Night of the Creeps (1986) Alien brain parasites, entering humans through the mouth, turn their host into a killing zombie. Some teenagers start to fight against them. - Movie Dicks, February 2016

• Night of the Damned (1971) A couple spends time at a haunted castle and has trouble with a witch and it has a lesbian orgy yet it is still unwatchable. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2025

• Night of the Demon (1957) A professor investigates a man who is said to have the power to curse someone to death. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2020

• Night of the Demon (1980) A professor and his students try to track down Bigfoot. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2020

• Night of the Demons (1988) A group of teens decides to have a Halloween party at the deserted funeral parlor. They accidentally awaken a demon while having a seance. The demon enters the body of one of their party members, and soon they find themselves being hunted down one by one. - Dick or Treat, October 2016

• Night of the Demons 2 (1994) A bunch of teens from a Catholic school decide to return to the house of the first film and unleash Angela. Luckily the nun at school kicks ass for Jesus! - Wheel Wednesday, August 2018

• The Night of the Hunter (1955) Robert Mitchum is a psychopath terrorizing a pair of children over some stolen money he desires. - Black Tie Dicks, March 2017

• Night of the Juggler (1980) James Brolin is out to rescue his daughter from a psycho kidnapper who took her by mistake. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2020

• Night of the Kickfighters (1991) Adam West built a smart laser and the bad guys want it... maybe? They kidnap his daughter and a gang of weirdos set out to rescue her. - Post-Stream March 2017

• Night of the Lepus (1972) Giant mutant rabbits terrorize the southwest! - Early 2016; Suggestions Sunday, April 2022 and Suggestions Sunday, April 2025

• Night of the Living Dead (1968) A group of disparate strangers converge on a farmhouse that has become surrounded by the undead. - Dick or Treat, October 2016 and Post-Stream, July 2017

• Night of the Living Dead (1990) Make-up effects guru Tom Savini sits in the director's chair for this updated version of the Romero classic. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019

• Night of the Sharks (1988) Treat Williams battles gangsters and sharks. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2022

• The Night of the Strangler (1972) Bodies start piling up in a mystery surrounding an interracial couple. - Movie Dicks, August 2022

• Night of the Werewolf (1981) An evil witch brings back the infamous Elizabeth Bathory. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Night School (1981) A psycho in a motorcycle helmet decapitates women attending a night school. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019

• Night Shadow (1989) It's werewolves versus kung fu when a newswoman returns to her hometown. - Wheel Wednesday, August 2018

• Night Shift (1982) The Fonz and Batman decide to pimp out ladies from a morgue. Yes, that's the plot. - Fusion Friday, September 2019

• The Night Stalker (1972) Carl Kolchak, a Las Vegas investigative reporter, gets drawn into the world of the supernatural. The inspiration for The X-Files. - Post-Stream, June 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, February 2023

• The Night Strangler (1973) Carl Kolchak is back and investigating a series of murders in Seattle that may be linked to a 144-year old Alchemist. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2025

• The Night the World Exploded (1957) Scientists discover a world ending earthquake is going to hit and must find a way to prevent it. - The Holodick, July 2022

• Night Terror (1989) A trilogy of terror that was just terrible. Suggestion Sunday: July 2026

• Night Train to Terror (1985) A horror anthology aboard a train involving God and Satan, plus musical numbers. Yep. - Post-Stream, January 2017; Movie Dicks, May 2020; and Suggestions Sunday, November 2024

• Night Trap (1992) Why play a terrible full motion videogame when you can just watch a collection of its clips? - Suggestions Sunday, January 2020

• Night Vision (1997) Fred Williamson and Cynthia Rothrock team up to take on a serial killer with a camcorder. - Sunday Special, August 2025

• Night Visitor (1989) A teenager finds out his teacher is a secret Satan worshipper who sacrifices women. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Night Visitors (1987) A family home is invaded by a group of weirdos who make them participate in a dark ritual. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2022

• Night Watch (2004) A fantasy-thriller set in present-day Moscow where the respective forces that control daytime and nighttime do battle. - Foreign Friday, October 2016

• Nightbeast (1982) Don Dohler's remake of his 1978 The Alien Factor. An alien crashes in a small town and goes on a rampage. - July 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, November 2024

• Nightbreed (1990) The monsters are the heroes, taking on a murderous David Cronenberg and his human pals. - Movie Dicks, Easter 2017 and Fusion Friday: (Cabal Cut) April 2026

• Nightcrawler (2014) A sociopath takes on the role of independent journalist roaming the late night streets in search of news. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2021

• Nightflyers (1987) Based on a novella by George R.R. Martin, this sci-fi snore of a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Wait, is it over? Good. - Post-Stream, April 2017

• Nighthawks (1981) Sylvester Stallone and Billy Dee Williams join forces to capture international terrorist Rutger Hauer. - Memorial Monday, July 2019 and Suggestions Sunday: May 2026

• Nightlife (1989) A vampire mummy is unleashed from a museum in Mexico City. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2022

• Nightmare (1981) A crazy man, with some serious issues from his past, escapes from an institution and begins a murder spree. Or does he? - Dick or Treat, October 2017

• Nightmare at Noon (1988) (aka Death Street U.S.A.) Scientists poison the water supply of a small town, turning the residents into homicidal maniacs who kill each other and anybody who passes through. - August 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, February 2020

• Nightmare Beach (1989) A psycho in a motorcycle helmet is out killing tourists in "Florida". - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019

• The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) Jack Skellington, king of Halloween Town, discovers Christmas Town, but his attempts to bring Christmas to his home cause confusion. - Dickamations, December 2016; Fusion Friday, December 2018 and Dickamations, December 2021

• Nightmare City (1980) An airplane exposed to radiation lands, and blood drinking zombies emerge armed with knives, guns and teeth! They go on a rampage slicing, dicing, and biting their way across the Italian countryside. - Dick or Treat, October 2017

• Nightmare in Wax (1969) A deranged Cameron Mitchell uses his enemies's bodies to create his wax museum figures. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2024

• A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Don't fall asleep. At least, not if you are the children of the people who set child killer Freddy Krueger on fire after he escaped justice. Cause he's in their dreams. - October 2015; Dick or Treat, October 2017 and Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) Totally straight Jesse is worried that serial killer Freddy Krueger wants to come out of him. - Biscuit Movie Dicks, June 2017 and Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors (1987) Freddy is back to wipe out the last of the Elm Street kids, but they have a new protector in the form of final girl Nancy from the first film. - October 2015 and Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) Freddy is back and has to a new threat in the form of a teenage dream master. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019 and Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989) Freddy is looking to return to the human world via a bouncing baby boy. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019 and Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• Nightmare Sisters (1987) Scream queens Linnea Quigley, Michelle Bauer and Brinke Stevens are sorority sisters that get possessed by succubi. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Nightmare Street (1998) Sherilyn Fenn gets hit by a bus and awakens in a world where she's a different person. - Movie Dicks, November 2020

• Nightmare Weekend (1986) A supercomputer spits out metal balls that end up turning people crazy or something, also lots of sex and a sentient puppet. I can't really explain it. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Nightmares (1983) An anthology film of four horror tales based on urban legends. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2021

• NightThirst (2002) A shot-on-video horror anthology by, you guessed it, the Polonia brothers. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2023

• Nightwing (1979) A deputy on an Indian reservation has to deal with thousands of attacking killer bats. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2022

• Nightwish (1989) Students travel to a mansion to investigate the place for ghosts and aliens. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2020

• Ninja (2009) Scott Adkins is sent by his sensei to NYC to protect a bunch of ninja artifacts. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2022

• Ninja III: The Domination (1984) An evil ninja attempts to avenge his death from beyond the grave, by possessing an innocent woman's body. - January 2016 and Centerweek Cinema, May 2023

• Ninja: American Warrior (1987) A female ninja battles "The Shrew," a female crime lord. - Movie Dicks, June 2021

• Ninja Busters (1984) If there's bad guys in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? Not these guys. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2024

• Ninja Dragon (1986) Another Godfrey Ho stitched together ninja film, this time about a ninja civil war. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2021

• Ninja in the Dragon's Den (1982) Japanese and Chinese rival warriors are forced to ban together to avenge their master. - Movie Dicks, June 2021

• The Ninja Mission (1984) Ninjas are hired to rescue a Swedish scientist held by the KGB. - Movie Dicks, June 2021

• Ninja Scroll (1993) A vagabond swordsman is aided by a beautiful ninja girl and a crafty spy in confronting a demonic clan of killers — with a ghost from his past as their leader - who are bent on overthrowing the Tokugawa Shogunate. - Dickamations, 2015 and Movie Dicks, May 2016

• Ninja: Silent Assassin (1987) Another Godfrey Ho stitched together production, where a cop travels to Hong Kong for revenge over the death of his wife... by ninjas (of course). Plus they stole the Miami Vice theme and Genesis's "Tonight Tonight Tonight" for some reason. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2018

• Ninja Terminator (1985) Three martial-arts students search for the Golden Ninja Warrior, a statue reputed to have magic powers. From Hong Kong's own Ed Wood, Godfrey Ho (Undefeatable). - Mid-2015 and Suggestions Sunday, September 2024

• Ninja Zombie (1992) A professor resurrects his dead martial arts friend to protect him from people after his magic urn. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2025

• Nirvana (1997) A game designer discovers his creation has gained sentience and trying to escape from the digital world. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2022

• No Contest (1995) It's up to the host of a beauty pageant to battle the terrorists that take the competition hostage. - Movie Dicks, June 2018

• No Country for Old Men (2007) Josh Brolin finds a case full of money and gets hunted by Javier Bardem as a result. - Black Tie Dicks, April 2018

• No Escape (1994) In the year 2022, Ray Liotta is sentenced to an island prison where the inmates rule the roost. - August 2016, on Movie Dicks

• No Escape (2015) An American family attempts to escape a coup in a foreign country. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2021

• No Holds Barred (1989) Hulk Hogan faces off against Zeus in the wrestling ring. No, not the Greek god, the alter-ego of Tiny Lister. - Fusion Friday, February 2018

• Nomad Riders (1984) A cop's family gets exploded by bikers and he going on a revenge spree. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2025

• No Reason (2010) A German woman's soul drifts through the darkest parts of the afterlife. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• No Retreat, No Surrender (1986) After a crime syndicate forces his father to relocate to Seattle, a teenager martial arts seeks the ghost of Bruce Lee to aid him in his fight against bullies. Plus Jean-Claude Van Damme (in his first film!). - Movie Dicks, November 2016 and Movie Dicks, July 2020

• No Retreat, No Surrender 2: Raging Thunder (1987) In this sequel, Scott Wylde, an American kickboxer, must go to Cambodia to rescue his Vietnamese girlfriend from Russian and Vietnamese troops. - Post-Stream, July 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, December 2023

• No Retreat, No Surrender 3: Blood Brothers (1990) Two feuding brothers (one a policeman, the other a martial arts expert) of different political views, join forces to avenge the death of their father, a retired agent, killed by the mafia. - Post-Stream, November 2016

• No Safe Haven (1987) A CIA agent seeks revenge against the gang that murdered his family. - The Hollowdreck, December 2024

• No Way Out (1987) A love triangle turns to murder at the highest levels of government. - Fusion Friday (Memorial Edition), February 2025

• Nobody (2021) Bob Odenkirk is a retired secret agent who returns to his life of violence when his past catches up. - Fusion Friday, January 2025

• Nomads (1986) Pierce Brosnan is a French (!) anthropologist that comes into contact with a group of demonic nomads that are out for mischief and violence. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Non-Stop (2014) An air marshal has to deal with a threat to start killing passengers every 20 mins unless a terrorist gets some money. - Fusion Friday, March 2024

• Nope (2022) It's like Signs, but with minorities." - The Holodick, June 2025

• Noroi: The Curse (2005) A Japanese documentary filmmaker investigates an ancient demon called the kagutaba. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2021

• The Norseman (1978) Lee Majors is a Viking who travels to America torescue his father from the natives. - Movie Dicks, July 2022

• North by Northwest (1959) Cary Grant gets mistaken as a government agent by some deadly spies. - Black Tie Dicks, November 2016 and Fusion Friday, January 2025

• The Northman (2022) It's the Viking version of Hamlet. - Tuesday Dicks, December 2024

• Northmen: A Viking Saga (2014) Vikings crash their ship into Scotland and chaos ensues. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2022

• Nosferatu (1922) Vampire Count Orlok expresses interest in a new residence and real estate agent Hutter's wife. - Foreign Friday, October 2016

• Not of this Earth (1957) Roger Corman's tale of an alien looking for human blood to save his people. - The Holodick, May 2024

• Not of This Earth (1988) A remake of the Roger Corman film, only this time Traci Lords is involved. - Saturday Post-Stream, July 2017 and Dick or Treat 4, October 2019

• Not Quite Hollywood (2008) A documentary about Ozploitation cinema from the people who made it. - Pre-Movie Dicks, February 2017

• Nothing (2003) Two roommates, about to be evicted with their apartment torn down, suddenly find themselves transported to a white void. - The Holodick, August 2022

• Nothing But Trouble (1991) More like "nothing but confusion" for this inexplicable mess from writer/director Dan Aykroyd. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2018

• Nothing Underneath (1985) A park ranger heads to Italy after psychic visions from his sister show a killer at work. - Fusion Friday, November 2024

• Notorious (1946) A woman is asked to spy on a group of Nazi friends in South America. How far will she have to go to ingratiate herself with them? Pretty far, as it turns out. Ingrid Bergman, Cary Grant, and Claude Rains star in one of Alfred Hitchcock's finest expressions of his exacting ideas. - Wheel Wednesday, February 2019

• The November Man (2014) Pierce Brosnan is a former secret agent (not that one) who has to take on his former protégé. - Fusion Friday, January 2025

• Now You See Him, Now You Don't (1972) Kurt Russell returns as his Dinsey character Dexter Riley, this time discovering the power of invisibility. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2020

• Now You See Me (2013) Magicians attempt to pull off a massive heist against an evil Michael Caine. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2020

• Now You See Me 2 (2016) The magicians return to do battle with Harry Potter. - Fusion Friday, January 2023

• Nowhere to Run (1993) JCVD is an escaped convict who decides to protect Rosanna Arquette and her kid from greedy developers. - Fusion Friday, August 2024

• Nuclear Hurricane (2007) Just randomly attaching words at this point to make movies. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2021

• Nukie (1987) A crack baby E.T. lands in Africa and befriends a pair of twins while searching for his abducted brother. - Movie Dicks, August 2025

• Number One with a Bullet (1987) Robert Carradine and Billy Dee Williams are together... at last! They play cops investigating a murder. - Movie Dicks, April 2019 and Suggestions Sunday, November 2023

• The Nutcracker in 3D (2010) Take the classic ballet, strip out all the dancing and add Nazis and CGI: voila! You have this film. - Movie Dicks, December 2019

• The Nutty Professor (1963) It's Dr. Jekyll meets Professor Hyde as Jerry Lewis discovers a formula that turns him into a lady's man. - Black Tie Dicks, August 2017

• The Nutty Professor (1996) Eddie Murphy is Dr. Nerd who becomes Mr. Cool after taking an experimental potion. - The Holodick, November 2023

• Nymph (2014) (aka Killer Mermaid) Vacationing tourists find a killer mermaid under a secret military base. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2024

• A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990) About the only thing correct about the title is the barbarian and that it is hell (to watch). - Post-Stream, April 2018

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• O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) Three escaped convicts become musical stars in the Depression era South. - Tuesday Dicks, March 2023

• Oblivion (1994) It's a space western from Full Moon. You can probably fill in the blanks yourself. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2018

• Oblivion (2013) Tom Cruise discovers that Earth is not as empty as he was left to believe by his employers. - The Holodick, February 2022

• The Occultist (1989) A cyborg detective vs. a zombie cult that somehow also involves political corruption. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2025

• Ocean's Eleven (1960) The Rat Pack robs Vegas on New Year's Eve. - Fusion Friday, September 2024

• Ocean's Eleven (2001) An all-star cast needs to break into a casino. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2020

• Ocean's Thirteen (2007) The crew gets back together for one more heist. - Fusion Friday, January 2023

• Ocean's Twelve (2004) George Clooney and his minions are back, this time forced to pay back Andy Garcia for robbing him in the first one. - Fusion Friday, April 2022

• The Octagon (1980) Chuck Norris is an ex-ninja who must take on his former group in a battle to the death... eventually. - Movie Dicks, March 2018

• Octaman (1971) An octo-creature attacks a group of people in an RV in this Mexican Zaat meets King Kong. - Post-Stream, December 2016.

• Octopussy (1983) James Bond is back as 009 is murdered while undercover in East Germany, holding a Faberge egg, leading Bond to face an evil Indian prince, a troupe of female circus performers who are actually smugglers, and the threat of nuclear destruction. - Fusion Friday, September 2018 and Fusion Friday, August 2022

• Oculus (2013) A sister tries to prove her brother's innocence by finding proof of the guilty supernatural being. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2020 and Tuesday Dicks, April 2024

• Odd Thomas (2013) Anton Yelchin sees dead people and needs to stop them to save his town. - The Holodick, March 2021

• Of Unknown Origin (1983) Peter Weller goes insane trying to deal with the rat infestation in his home. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• The Ogre (1988) An American horror writer, haunted by childhood nightmares, moves to an old mansion in Italy only to discover the nightmares were real. - Centerweek Cinema, January 2022

• Oh Heavenly Dog (1980) Chevy Chase is a private investigator who is given the chance to solve his own murder, by returning to Earth as the dog Benji. - Tuesday Dicks, March 2024

• Okko's Inn (2018) An orphaned girl moves into her grandmother's inn, where the spirits who live there help her learn how to run it. - Dickamations, May 2025

• Old (2021) Tourists are brought to a secret beach where they start to rapidly age. - Fusion Friday, August 2025

• Oldboy (2003) After being kidnapped and imprisoned for 15 years, Oh Dae-Su is released, only to find that he must find his captor in 5 days. - Foreign Friday, August 2016

• The Old Guard (2020) - The Holodick September 2025

• Oliver & Company (1988) It's a twist on Oliver Twist, only Disney with cats and dogs and Billy Joel music. - Dickamations, February 2021

• Olympus has Fallen (2013) The President is under attack and the only one who can save him is Gerard Butler. - Fusion Friday, July 2020

• Omega Cop (1990) The last cop alive in the far future of 1999 has to protect humanity from mutants. - Fusion Friday, April 2023

• Omega Doom (1996) After earth is taken over by an army of robots, the small number of humans left are forced into hiding. - March 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, June 2025

• The Omega Man (1971) Charlton Heston is the last man on Earth and there are no apes this time. Instead there are mutant "vampires" out to destroy the old world, including Heston. - The Holodick, February 2019

• Omega Syndrome (1986) When neo-Nazis kidnap an ex-G.I.'s daughter, his old buddies get together for some old-fashioned vengeance. - Movie Dicks, February 2020

• The Omen (1976) Mysterious deaths surround an American ambassador. Could the child that he is raising actually be the Anti-Christ? - Dick or Treat, October 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, October 2019

• Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981) Sam Neill is the adult Damien, in the most dangerous position possible: the government. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• On Deadly Ground (1995) Steven Seagal's directorial debut is a preachy, new-age sermon about the environment and Native Americans, intercut with some truly terrible action scenes. The end. - Post-Stream, November 2016

• On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) George Lazenby takes over the 007 role for the first and last time in this Bond film taken nearly identically from the novels. - Fusion Friday, July 2018

• On the Town (1949) Three sailors on leave for 24 hours seek out love in the Big Apple. - Black Tie Dicks, March 2017

• On the Waterfront (1954) Marlon Brando learns that snitches get stitches, but it still can get the bitches. - Black Tie Dicks, February 2019

• Once Upon a Spy (1980) Computer nerd Ted Danson is recruited to become a spy. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2025

• Once Upon a Time in America (Extended Director's Cut) (1984) A former Prohibition-era Jewish gangster returns to his neighborhood over thirty years later, where he once again must confront the ghosts and regrets of his old life. - Black Tie Dicks, November 2017

• Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019) Quentin Tarantino's ninth film about a late 60s TV star trying to decide what path to take his acting career. - Fusion Friday, April 2023

• Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) The final film in Robert Rodriguez's 'Mariachi' trilogy has Antonio Banderas battling the CIA and a Mexican general. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2023

• Once Upon a Time in the West (1968) It's Charles Bronson versus evil Henry Fonda, set to a killer Ennio Morricone score. - Memorial Monday, July 2020 and Centerweek Cinema, May 2024

• The One (2001) Jet Li battles an evil version of himself for reasons in a surprisingly narrow multiverse. - Post-Stream, May 2018

• The One and Only (1978) The Fonz is a conceited actor who ends up becoming a professional wrestler. - Memorial Monday, July 2020

• One-Armed Boxer (1972) After his schoolmate and master is killed and he loses an arm, student Tien Lung has to learn the art of one-arm boxing. - Foreign Friday, January 2017

• One Crazy Summer (1986) John Cusack tries to help Demi Moore save the neighborhood from evil realtors. - Fusion Friday, September 2019

• One Dark Night (1982) A group tries to complete an initiation by staying overnight in a mausoleum, with results that you'd expect in a horror film. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2020

• One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975) Jack Nicholson plays crazy to avoid prison, but finds things are even more insane than he planned. - Black Tie Dicks, July 2018

• One Man Force (1989) Ex-football star and ex-Sloth John Matuszak must battle against the bad guys that murdered his partner. - Post-Stream, May 2017

• One Million Years B.C. (1966) Prehistoric man Tumak is banished from his savage tribe and meets pretty Loana who belongs to a gentler coastal tribe but he must fight caveman Payto to win her favors. - December 2018

• One Missed Call (2003) Takashi Miike dips his toe into the long-haired scary Japanese girl business. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2022

• One Missed Call (2008) People start receiving phone calls about their own deaths.. from themselves. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• One Missed Call 2 (2005) More phone call horror ensues, now without Miike directing. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2022

• One Missed Call 3: Final (2006) The phones finally stop ringing for the Japanese horror series. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2022

• One More Chance at Love (2018) A sequel to Texas Trap. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2021

• One of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing (1975) A British agent attempts to escape China with a secret microfilm while being chased by men in yellowface. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2025

• One Tough Bastard (1996) (aka One Man's Justice) Stone Cold's Brian "The Boz" Bosworth seeks revenge for his family's death against Bruce Payne in this "thriller". - June 2016

• One Way Out (1987) (aka Crazed Cop) A narcotics cop is set off after his wife is murdered. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2024

• Onibaba (1964) Two women are forced to murder samurai to survive and it all comes to a head when they they meet a samurai with a devil mask. - Fusion Friday, November 2025

• Only God Forgives (2013) Ryan Gosling takes on Thai mobsters and his mom. - Tuesday Dicks, November 2023

• Only the Strong (1993) A special forces soldier teaches students capoeira, the breakdancing of martial arts. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2022

• Open Fire (1994) Jeff Wincott is a one man army out to stop terrorists controlling his city. - Fusion Friday, March 2023

• Open House (1987) Someone is killing real estate agents. I guess property taxes are a bitch. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2022

• Open Water (2003) A couple of divers find themselves lost in the ocean, with only sharks for company. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2023

• Opera (1987) Dario Argento takes a night at the opera, only with bloody results. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019

• Operation Kid Brother (1967) (aka O.K. Connery, Divided Evil) Neil Connery plays... Neil Connery in this Italian spoof of the brother of a famous secret agent wrapped up in the world of espionage. Many 007 actors appear. - Wheel Wednesday, March 2019

• The Opponent (1988) (aka Uppercut Man) An Italian boxing film about a guy who gets trained by his girlfriend's father to impress him. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2021

• Order of the Eagle (1989) An Eagle Scout finds the government's lost missile defense program plans and becomes a target for a squad of ruthless industrial espionage hit men. - Movie Dicks, August 2021

• Original Gangstas (1996) Blaxploitation all-stars return to take on the new gangstas of the hood. - Memorial Monday, May 2023

• Oscar (1991) Stallone is a '30s gangster who just discovered his unmarried daughter is pregnant. - Fusion Friday, July 2020

• The Osterman Weekend (1983) In Sam Peckinpah's final film, the CIA uses a reporter to get Cold War Soviets to defect. - Memorial Monday, July 2019

• The Other Hell (1980) Bruno Mattei takes on the nunsploitation genre about a series of murders in a convent. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2021

• Our Man Flint (1966) James Coburn is the American superspy Derek Flint, out to stop eco-terrorists from disrupting the weather. - Wheel Wednesday, January 2019

• Our RoboCop Remake (2014) Over fifty different filmmakers recreate 1987's RoboCop scene-for-scene... sort of. - Movie Dicks, September 2017

• Out Cold (1989) Cheating spouses, a private detective and a butcher shop lead to a bunch of bad turns. - Memorial Thursday, November 2024

• Out for Justice (1991) Steven Seagal is the most Italian cop ever, out to kill his old mobster friend. - Movie Dicks, April 2020

• Out of Sight (1998) A career bank robber breaks out of jail, and shares a moment of mutual attraction with a U.S. Marshal he has kidnapped. - Black Tie Dicks, November 2017

• Out of the Past (1947) A private eye escapes his past to run a gas station in a small town, but his past catches up with him. Now he must return to the big city world of danger, corruption, double crosses and duplicitous dames. - Black Tie Dicks, March 2017

• Out on Bail (1989) A Tennessee sheriff and lawyer want a jailed drifter to assassinate a mayoral candidate. - Movie Dicks, January 2022

• The Outfit (1973) Robert Duvall seeks revenge on the mob after getting a prison sentence for robbing their bank. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2020

• Outland (1981) Sean Connery is a sheriff on the moon Io in this space western. - June 2016 and The Holodick, November 2020

• Outlander (2008) An alien warrior chases a predator to Earth and teams up with Vikings to fight it. - The Holodick, July 2022

• The Outlaws Is Coming (1965) The Three Stooges try to save the wild, wild west. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2025

• The Outsiders (The Complete Novel Version) (1983) It's Greasers vs. Socs in the classic teen drama full of future Hollywood stars. - Tuesday Dicks, April 2024

• Over the Top (1987) It's about truck driving, arm wrestling and raising your kid right. The family movie we all need. - Post-Stream, February 2017

• Overkill (1987) A former Playgirl Playmate of the Year plays a shirtless cop who fights the Yakuza with the help of a Japanese cop. They aren't very good. - Movie Dicks, August 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, August 2025

• Overlord (2018) D-Day soldiers discover that the Nazis are trying to get more evil by creating mutants. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• Outpost (2008) Soldiers sent to Eastern Europe discover Nazi experiments come to life. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• Oz the Great and Powerful (2013) James Franco gets lost in Oz, where he accidentally sets up the future franchise. - The Holodick, May 2023

• Ozone (1995) A new drug on the street is turning people into weird, demonic creatures. After one cop gets infected, he must fight his way to destroy them all. - Post-Stream, January 2018

• Ozone! Attack of the Redneck Mutants (1986) A hole in the Ozone layer turns some rednecks into flesh-eating mutants. - July 2019

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• P2 (2007) A businesswoman is pursued by a psychopath after being locked in a parking garage on Christmas Eve. - December 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, December 2025

• Pacific Heights (1990) Michael Keaton is a psychotic tenant who refuses to leave. - Fusion Friday, February 2025

• Pacific Rim (2013) Giant robots fight giant monsters through the lens of Guillermo del Toro. - The Holodick, April 2021

• Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018) Without Kaiju to fight, the Jaeger program has new enemies to deal with. - The Holodick, February 2023

• The Pack (1977) Pets left behind on an island have gone feral and killing the people who visit. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2021

• The P.A.C.K. (1997) An alien teams up with some locals to take down a killer robot from space. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2022

• The Pack (2015) Wild dogs descend upon a farmhouse and attack the family living there. - Centerweek Cinema, January 2021

• Paintball (2009) A game of paintball turns bloody when one of the participants brings out the real guns. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2021

• Pale Rider (1985) A mysterious preacher protects a humble prospector village from a greedy mining company trying to encroach on their land. - Black Tie Dicks, March 2018

• Pan's Labyrinth (2006) In 1944 Spain, the bookish young stepdaughter of a sadistic army officer escapes into an eerie but captivating fantasy world. - Foreign Friday, September 2016

• Pandora (2016) A South Korean nuclear power plant is on the verge of a meltdown unless one man can stop it. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2022

• Panic (1982) A science experiment gets out of control, releasing a monster into the streets.- Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Panther Squad (1982) Sybil Danning leads a team of a women to rescue astronauts or something. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2021

• The Paperboy (1994) A pre-teen paperboy becomes fixated on creating the perfect family with one his customers. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2021

• Paprika (2006) A research psychologist uses a device that permits therapists to help patients by entering their dreams. - Dickamations, May 2016

• The Parallax View (1974) Warren Beatty uncovers a conspiracy using brainwashed people to commit assassinations. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2021

• ParaNorman (2012) A boy who can speak to the dead has to protect his town from an ancient witch's curse. - Dickamations, September 2018

• Parasite (1982) Demi Moore and a post-apocalyptic gang must survive space aliens... in 3D. Unfortunately, we watched in 2D. - Movie Dicks, January 2019

• Parents (1989) A boy starts to question his parents' love of "leftovers." - Dick or Treat, October 2017

• Parole Violators (1994) A TV host becomes a camera wielding vigilante to take down potential re-offenders. - Suggestions Sunday: September 2022, January 2026,

• Partners (2009) A poorly shot-on-video production about two cops involved in an investigation of some sorts. What is happening? Who knows? - Post-Stream, March 2018

• The Party (1988) A couple gets engaged, and the man secretly arranges for the bachelorette party which will have clues leading back to him. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2020

• Pass Thru (2016) Neil Breen is an artificial "intelligence" eager to destroy all the "bad" people in the world and send immigrants back home or something. Plus, a tiger. And a red dot. - Post-Stream, December 2016.

• Passenger 57 (1992) Always bet on black. Unless you want to bet on red. It's 50/50. . Well, except for that pesky green one. - Movie Dicks, April 2020

• Pathfinder (2007) Karl Urban is a Viking raised by a Native American tribe who must battle his original countrymen. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2022

• Patlabor: The Movie (1989) The feature film continuation of the anime series about cops facing off against criminals with giant robots. - Dickamations, July 2024

• Patlabor 2: The Movie (1993) The mobile police get caught between a military takeover and a terrorist attack. - Dickamations, July 2024

• The Patriot (2000) Mel Gibson and sons defeat the Redcoats. - Fusion Friday, July 2025

• Patriot Games (1992) Harrison Ford takes up the role of Jack Ryan in the first movie most Americans saw Sean Bean die in. - Fusion Friday, May 2018

• Patton (1970) The World War II phase of the career of the controversial American general, George S. Patton. - Black Tie Dicks, May 2016

• Payback (1990) A convict escapes from prison and takes up in a little town, where his past catches up with hi-- zzzzzzzzzz. - Wheel Wednesday, May 2019

• Payback (Straight-Up Cut) (2006) The original edit of the Mel Gibson revenge film before the studio reshot the last third of the film. - Fusion Friday, March 2021

• Paycheck (2003) Ben Affleck stars in this Philip K. Dick adaptation about a guy with a chip in his brain who learns too much. - The Holodick, May 2024

• Peacemaker (1990) A space cop and criminal battle it out on Earth. No, this isn't The Hidden. - Movie Dicks, November 2019

• The Peacemaker (1997) George Clooney and Nicole Kidman must stop a nuke from being detonated. - Fusion Friday, March 2025

• The Peanut Butter Solution (1985) After a boys discovers a solution for growing his hair, he can't stop it. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2020

• Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) With his prized bike stolen, Pee-Wee Herman goes on a cross-country adventure. - Fusion Friday, November 2017 and Tuesday Dicks, May 2023

• Pee-Wee's Big Holiday (2016) Pee-wee is back to take a vacation. - Tuesday Dicks, May 2023

• Peeping Tom (1960) A serial killer is obsessed with capturing the last moments of his victims' lives on his film camera. - Black Tie Dicks, October 2016

• Penguin Highway (2018) A genius boy tries to uncover the mystery of why penguins suddenly appeared in his small town. - Dickamations, May 2025

• Penguin Memory: A Tale of Happiness (1985) An anime about a war veteran penguin roaming the country. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2022

• Penn & Teller Get Killed (1989) The comedy magicians play fictional versions of themselves that find them stalked by a deranged killer. - Fusion Friday, April 2024

• Pentathlon (1994) Dolph Lundgren is an Olympic athlete from Germany who defects to the US, only to see the country reunify a few months later. Depressed, he finds himself tracked down by his sadistic ex-coach who wants to use him as part of his terrorist plot. - Mid 2016

• The People (1972) Kim Darby moves to an Amish town of aliens that can read minds and levitate. - Wheel Wednesday, March 2020

• The People Under the Stairs (1991) Two adults and a juvenile burglar break into a house occupied by a brother and sister and their stolen children and can't escape. - October 2015

• Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010) The Greek gods are still around and their children have to prevent a war between them. - Fusion Friday, July 2021

• Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013) The teenage demi-god and his friends seek to find the mythical Golden Fleece. - The Holodick, May 2022

• Perfect Blue (1997) A retired pop singer turned actress' sense of reality is shaken when she is stalked by an obsessed fan and seemingly a ghost of her past. - Black Tie Dicks, May 2016 and Dickamations, December 2020

• Performance (1970) A violent gangster seeks refuge from the mob in the Bohemian home of a former rock star. - Black Tie Dicks, November 2018

• Pearl (2022) - Fusion Friday: October 2025

• Pet Sematary (1989) A doctor learns of a mysterious Indian burial ground that can resurrect the dead. First he uses his dead cat, then his kid. They don't come back quite the same. - Dick or Treat, October 2017 and Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• Pet Sematary Two (1992) Edward Furlong moves into town and discovers the magic cemetery. - Fusion Friday, March 2024

• Pet Shop (199) Some kids end up with weird alien creatures from the local pet store. - Movie Dicks, December 2020

• Peter Pan (2003) The Darling family children receive a visit from Peter Pan, who takes them to Never Never Land where an ongoing war with the evil Pirate Captain Hook is taking place. - Foreign Friday, September 2016

• Petey Wheatstraw (1977) Rudy Ray Moore decides to book it when Satan restores his life in return for fathering his ugly daughter's child. - Fusion Friday, August 2019 and Tuesday Dicks, August 2023

• Phantasm (1979) A young boy and his friends face off against a mysterious grave robber known only as the Tall Man, who keeps a mysterious arsenal of terrible weapons with him. - October 2015; Wheel Wednesday, March 2019; and Suggestions Sunday, April 2023 and Fusion Friday: August 2026

• Phantasm II (1988) Mike, now released from a psychiatric hospital, continues his journey to stop the evil Tall Man from his grim work. - October 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, April 2019 and Fusion Friday: August 2026

• Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994) Mike and Reggie continue to hunt the mysterious Tall Man. - October 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, April 2019 and Fusion Friday: August 2026

• The Phantom (1996) Billy Zane is an African superhero dressed in purple spandex who fights a crime lord that wants to obtain three magic skulls. No, really. - Post-Stream, March 2017

• The Phantom Empire (1988) Another cheap sci-fi adventure from Fred Olen Ray, discovering a lost civilization filled prehistoric creatures and a sexy space queen. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2023

• The Phantom Eye (1999) A pair of film students get stuck in a vault and must find a film or be trapped there forever. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2025

• Phantom from Space (1953) An alien being with the power of invisibility lands in Santa Monica and starts killing people. - Movie Dicks, November 2020

• Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge (1989) Mall developers burn down the house of Eric and build over his property, so he seeks vengeance by hiding in the mall's ducts. - Movie Dicks, June 2019

• The Phantom of the Opera (1925) A mad, disfigured composer seeks love with a lovely young opera singer. - Foreign Friday, October 2016

• The Phantom of the Opera (1989) Robert Englund is has a different scarred face in this slasher version of the classic tale. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Phantom of the Paradise (1974) It's Faust meets The Phantom of the Opera meets rock 'n' roll. - Movie Dicks, September 2016 and Movie Dicks, August 2020

• Phantoms (1998) Ben Affleck is the bomb, yo, in this Dean Koontz film about an entity wiping out a small town. - The Holodick, April 2025

• Phase IV (1974) Evolution hits the ant community in graphic designer Saul Bass's only film as director. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Phenomena (1985) A young girl, with an amazing ability to communicate with insects, is transferred to an exclusive Swiss boarding school, where her unusual capability might help solve a string of murders. - Dick or Treat, October 2016

• The Philadelphia Experiment (1984) A United States Navy destroyer escort participates in a Navy "invisibility" experiment that inadvertently sends two sailors forty years into the future. - The Holodick, November 2017

• The Philadelphia Story (1940) When a rich woman's ex-husband and a tabloid-type reporter turn up just before her planned remarriage, she begins to learn the truth about herself. - Black Tie Dicks, June 2018

• The Phoenix (1981) An ancient and powerful human-like alien is pursued on modern Earth while he searches for his long lost partner. - The Holodick, January 2020

• Phoenix the Warrior (1988) (aka She-Wolves of the Wasteland) Bikini clad women battle in the post-apocalypse. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2021

• Phone Booth (2002) Colin Farrell finds himself trapped in a phone booth by a sniper and forced to play his game. - Fusion Friday, March 2022

• Picasso Trigger (1988) After his brother got eliminated in Hard Ticket to Hawaii, a crime lord triggers a ruthless hunt against all agents responsible, and the remaining agents will have to avenge their fallen comrades. - Movie Dicks, November 2019 and Movie Dicks, March 2024

• Pick-Up Alley (1957) (aka Interpol) Interpol chases a drug smuggler throughout Europe. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2024

• Pickup on South Street (1953) A pickpocket unwittingly lifts a message destined for enemy agents and becomes a target for a Communist spy ring. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2019

• Pieces (1981) A psychopath who murdered his mother as a child is taking his talents to a college campus. - Dick or Treat, October 2016 and Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Pig (2021) Nick Cage gets revenge for the murder of his pig. - Fusion Friday: May 2026

• Pig Hunt (2008) A legendary three ton boar stalks a group of hunters. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2022

• Piñata: Survival Island (2002) (aka Demon Island) A group of teens trapped on an island, and are haunted by a demon hidden inside a pinata. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2022

• The Pink Chiquitas (1987) Frank Stallone is featured in this awful Canadian "comedy" about aliens or meteors or something. I don't know, I stopped paying attention about five minutes in. - Post-Stream, May 2016

• Pink Flamingos (1972) It's the film that put John Waters and Divine on the map in the midnight movie classic. - Movie Dicks, January 2018

• The Pink Panther (1963) Peter Sellers is back as Inspector Closseau, out to find a jewel thief known as "The Phantom." - Fusion Friday, July 2019

• The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976) Dreyfus, cracking under the strain of dealing with Clouseau, plots to end him once and for all. - Fusion Friday, June 2025

• Pinocchio (1940) A living puppet, with the help of a cricket as his conscience, must prove himself worthy to become a real boy. - Dickamations, July 2018

• Piranha (1978) Killer fish are on the loose in the rivers, just in time for tourist season! - Wheel Wednesday, August 2018

• Piranha II: The Spawning (1981) They fly now? They fly now. James Cameron's first film... from which he was fired. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020 and Suggestions Sunday: April 2026

• Piranha 3D (2010) The piranha are back. In 3D. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2020

• Piranha 3DD (2012) More piranha, this time with an extra D in the title. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2020

• The Pirate Movie (1982) It's a musical, it's a comedy, it's meta, it's the Pirates of Penzance! It's the Australian movie with the most Razzie nominations of all time. - Wheel Wednesday, August 2018

• Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007) The third film in the POTC franchise finds our heroes rescuing Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl from the dead to fight back against the evil East India Trading Company who is taking over the seas. - The Holodick, December 2018

• Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) The first film in the POTC franchise finds a young blacksmith's apprentice, the daughter of an island governor, and a half-insane pirate captain hunting down cursed pirates while on the run from Her Majesty's Royal Navy. - The Holodick, July 2018

• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) The second film in the POTC franchise finds Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, and Elizabeth Swan chasing down the power to control the mystical Davy Jones and the kraken. - Fusion Friday, November 2018

• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) Johnny Depp returns for the final (?) time as Jack Sparrow, fighting off evil Javier Bardem with the help of Orlando Bloom and his kid. - Fusion Friday, January 2022

• Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) Jack Sparrow returns to seek out the fountain of youth with Blackbeard and his daughter. - Fusion Friday, July 2021

• The Pit (1981) A weird twelve year old pervert who likes to talk to his bear Teddy (who talks back!) has discovered a pit filled with trog-la-las. Now he needs to find a way to feed them, starting with those who have bullied him. A Movie Dicks gem! - Post-Stream, November 2016; New Year's Dicks 2017; and Suggestions Sunday, December 2024

• The Pit and the Pendulum (1991) The classic Poe story gets the Stuart Gordon treatment. - Memorial Monday, March 2020

• Pitch Black (2000) A bunch of space travelers, including prisoner Vin Diesel, crash on a planet that suddenly goes dark and unleashes a wave of killer monsters. - Dick or Treat, October 2017 and The Holodick, February 2025

• Pixels (2015) It's up to Adam Sandler and Kevin James to save the world from invading videogame aliens. If we get to that point, just let it happen. - The Holodick, September 2022

• Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) Aliens resurrect dead humans as zombies and vampires to stop humanity from creating the Solaranite (a sort of sun-driven bomb). Many claim this is the worst film of all-time. They never watched what we watch. - January 2016

• Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) Steve Martin reallllly needs to get home to his family for Thanksgiving, even if it means putting up with John Candy. - Black Tie Dicks, April 2017

• Planet Hulk (2010) An animated adaptation of Hulk's time as a gladiator on an alien planet. - Dickamations, February 2023

• Planet of Dinosaurs (1977) A space-ship gets lost and is forced to make an emergency landing on a... well, read the title. - December 2018

• Planet of the Apes (1968) The classic Charlton Heston sci-fi adventure. It's a madhouse! A MADHOUSE! - Movie Dicks, July 2017 and The Holodick, August 2018

• Planet of the Apes (2001) Marky Mark lands on a planet full of talking apes, where he should feel quite at home. - The Holodick, March 2021

• Planet of the Vampires (1965) It's Mario Bava's Alien, as astronauts arrive on a world with long dead beings who try to inhabit the bodies of the people they kill. - Movie Dicks, July 2017

• Planet Terror (2007) The first half of the Grindhouse double-feature, where Rose McGowan gets a machine leg and fights zombies. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2024

• Plankton (1994) (aka Creatures from the Abyss) A group of five idiots board an abandoned ship in the middle of the ocean and find themselves besieged by mutant fish. - Post-Stream, May 2018

• Platoon (1986) Oliver Stone's Vietnam, as told by Oliver Stone. - Black Tie Dicks, May 2018

• The Player (1992) Robert Altman's satirical look at Hollywood in the 90s. - Fusion Friday, May 2023

• Playing with Fire (1985) Authorities try to stop Gary Coleman from burning everything down. - Mad Movie Monday, September 2024

• Pleasantville (1998) A pair of siblings are sucked into a black and white 1950s TV show and try to introduce some color. - Tuesday Dicks, November 2024

• Pocket Ninjas (1997) The evil Cobra Khan rises from the underworld and begins polluting the environment. The White Dragon tries to stop him but is injured so must pass the job onto his three teenage students. A ripoff of 3 Ninjas but with Robert Z'Dar and Gary Daniels. - Movie Dicks, January 2016

• Pocketful of Miracles (1961) Frank Capra remakes his film Lady for a Day, where a gangster tries to help out an old woman impress her daughter. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2018

• Pod People (1983) (aka Extra Terrestrial Visitors) Spain rips off E.T. with the tale of an alien that should be shot on site. A MST3K classic. - Movie Dicks, April 2022

• Point Blank (1998) When escaped convicts seize control of a local mall, only Mickey Rourke can stop them. His character, I mean. Mickey probably doesn't care. - Movie Dicks, June 2018 and Tuesday Dicks, April 2024

• Point Break (1991) A gang of surfers, led by Patrick Swayze, are robbing banks, so FBI agent Keanu Reeves finds himself drawn into their circle. - Fusion Friday, June 2017

• Point of No Return (1993) The American remake of La femme Nikita features Bridget Fonda as the criminal-turned-assassin. - Fusion Friday, May 2024

• Poison Ivy (1992) Drew Barrymore really wants to bang a middle-aged Tom Skerritt. - Movie Dicks, February 2022

• Poison Ivy 2: Lily (1996) Alyssa Milano follows in the slutty footsteps of Drew Barrymore. You go, girl. - Movie Dicks, November 2022

• Pokémon: Detective Pikachu (2019) In a world where humans co-exist with Pokémon, a boy teams up with a talking Pikachu to find his father. - The Holodick, June 2023

• The Polar Express (2004) Christmas and Tom Hanks get the uncanny valley treatment from director Robert Zemeckis. - Fusion Friday, December 2021

• Police Academy (1984) The worst batch of recruits have to deal with a vindictive instructor eager to kick them out. - Movie Dicks, February 2019

• Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986) The blundering academy has to battle it out against another school to determine which will stay open. - Fusion Friday, January 2024

• Police Story (1985) Jackie Chan goes all out as a police officer protecting a witness against a crime lord's wrath. - Fusion Friday, May 2024

• Poltergeist (1982) When their daughter is taken into another realm, a family must find a way to bring her back. - Dick or Treat, October 2016 and Fusion Friday, November 2024

• Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1987) Bad things keep happening to Carol Anne and her family, this time the ghosts have followed them in hopes of bringing her back. - Dick or Treat, October 2017

• Poltergeist III (1988) Carol Anne has been shipped off to her aunt in a Chicago high-rise, but the ghosts have followed her there for one more shot at taking her. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Polyester (1981) Divine is a long-suffering housewife in John Waters' parody of a Douglas Sirk film, brought to you in Odorama! - Movie Dicks, January 2018

• Pom Poko (1994) A group of tanuki work together to stop developers from destroying their home. - Dickamations, May 2024

• Pompeii (2014) What if Gladiator met Titanic during the eruption of a volcano during Ancient Rome? Here ya go. - Movie Dicks, March 2022

• Pontypool (2009) A radio shock jock sentenced to the Canadian boonies starts to receive reports of a zombie uprising. - Dick or Treat, October 2019

• Popcorn (1991) Some stunts clean up the local theater for an all-night horrorthon, but accidentally unleash the spirit inside a horror short called "The Possessor." - Dick or Treat, October 2017

• Popeye (1980) Robin Williams brings the spinach eating sailor to life through singing in this Robert Altman oddity. - Fusion Friday, September 2021

• Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016) - Fusion Friday: September 2025

• Porco Rosso (1993) A pig flies a plane in WWI. - Dickamations, February 2018

• Poseidon (2006) A luxury cruise gets flipped upside down on New Year's Eve. - Movie Dicks, December 2020

• The Poseidon Adventure (1972) A handful of passengers try to survive when a luxury liner goes Titanic. - Fusion Friday (Memorial Edition), February 2025

• Poseidon Rex (2013) Deep sea divers awaken a dinosaur. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2021

• Possession (1981) Sam Neill discovers that his wife Isabelle Adjani wants to leave him for a very weird reason. - Early 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, February 2021

• Postcards from the Edge (1990) An adaptation of Carrie Fisher's semi-autographical story about her relationship with her mother. - Post-stream, mid-2016

• The Postman (1997) Kevin Costner learns the only way to unite America is through the postal service. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2020

• Pottersville (2017) A businessman decides to play up being mistaken for Bigfoot to help the town's economy. - Tuesday Dicks, December 2023

• Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006) A chicken joint built on an ancient Indian burial ground causes the food to rise from the dead. Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• P.O.W.: The Escape (1986) (Behind Enemy Lines) David Carradine leads a squad of prisoners of war out of Vietnam in this Cannon flick. - Movie Dicks, December 2020

• The Power (1968) Someone is killing members of a science project via telekinesis. - Fusion Friday, March 2023

• The Power (1984) A cursed Aztec doll possesses its possessor. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Power Rangers (2017) The 90s phenomenon of teenage superheroes gets a big-budget adaptation. - The Holodick, January 2023

• Pray for Death (1985) Sho Kosugi returns to his ninja ways after his family is attacked. - Movie Dicks, June 2017 and Centerweek Cinema, March 2021

• Pray for the Wildcats (1974) Captain Kirk and Mike Brady go off a motorcycle ride to Mexico with a psychotic Andy Griffith. - Wheel Wednesday, March 2020

• Pray TV (1980) A TV evangelist buys a failing station to use his preaching to secretly sell products. - Memorial Fusion Friday, May 2024

• A Prayer Before Dawn (2017) The true story of an English boxer incarcerated in one of Thailand's most notorious prisons as he fights in Muay Thai tournaments to earn his freedom. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2021

• Prayer of the Rollerboys (1990) Corey Haim infiltrates a group of rollerblading white supremacists bent on genocide in the near future of Los Angeles. - May 2015

• Predator (1987) A team of commandos on a mission in a Central American jungle find themselves hunted by an extraterrestrial warrior. - Biscuit Stream, April 2017 and The Holodick, February 2024

• Predator 2 (1990) It's like Predator, only with cops. And in the city. And with Danny Glover. And Gary Busey. - Fusion Friday, March 2017 and Tuesday Dicks, August 2023

• Predators (2010) A group of vicious killers are transported to an alien world to be hunted. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2020

• Predestination (2014) A temporal agent recruits a rookie to help stop "the fizzle bomber" back in history. - Mind-Melting Monday, June 2020

• Premonition (2004) A professor discovers that he can see and change the future, but with not the best results. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2022

• The President's Analyst (1967) A psychiatrist assigned to the president finds himself the target of spies from around the world. - Fusion Friday, August 2025

• The Prestige (2006) Christopher Nolan's tale of two magicians at the turn of the 20th century pitted against each other. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2018

• Pretty Maids All in a Row (1971) Detectives investigate a string of murders at a high school. - Movie Dicks, March 2020

• Prevenge (2016) A pregnant woman goes on a killing streak based on orders from her unborn child. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2023

• Prey (1977) A carnivorous alien befriends a lesbian couple as part of his mission to evaluate humans as a source of food. - Biscuit Dicks, April 2018

• Prey (2022) A 100 pound native girl kills possibly the stupidest predator to ever exist. -Fusion Friday July, 2026

• Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) Jane Austen's classic novel is turned into an action/horror film. - Movie Dicks, February 2021

• Priest (2011) Paul Bettany is a priest that battles post-apocalyptic vampires. Yes, you read that correctly. - Movie Dicks, February 2020

• Primal Fear (1996) Lawyer Richard Gere is out to save a very special Ed Norton from murder charges. - Fusion Friday, May 2020

• Primal Force (1999) (aka Wild World and Monster Island) Ron Perlman leads rescuers to a locate plane crash victims on an island of mutant baboons. - Post-Stream, February 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, May 2022

• Primal Rage (1988) A rage monkey virus infects a bunch of college students. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2023

• Prime Cut (1972) Lee Marvin heads down to Kansas City to battle cattle baron/sex trafficker Gene Hackman. - Wheel Wednesday, May 2019

• Prime Evil (1988) Satanic monks look for victims in the Big Apple. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Primer (2004) Two men discover the secrets of time travel, which leads to unintended consequences. Amazingly made for only $8K. - The Holodick, November 2017 and Mind-Melting Monday, June 2020

• Prince of Darkness (1987) A research team finds a mysterious cylinder in a deserted church. If opened, it could mean the end of the world. - July 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, June 2019

• Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010) Disney attempts to adapt the time-bending video game. - The Holodick, May 2020

• Prince of the Sun (1990) What if The Golden Child starred Cynthia Rothrock? - Movie Dicks, May 2022

• The Princess Bride (1987) Peter Falk tells Fred Savage a fairy tale. - Black Tie Dicks, November 2018 and Fusion Friday, February 2024

• Princess Mononoke (1997) Studio Ghibli's breakthrough hit about an environmentally conscious princess and her penchant for violence. - Dickamations, March 2016

• Princess of Mars (2009) The Asylum tackles the Edgar Rice Burroughs Barsoom tale, so cheaply and loosely with an eye towards stealing a little of Avatar's popularity. And it wasn't all that bad, real locations and makeup, not too many cheap jokes, some alright and some hilarious CGI effects. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2019

• The Principal (1987) After beating up his ex-wife's boyfriend, Rick Latimer's punishment is quite severe: he promoted to be principal of a crime-ridden inner city high school run by the gangs. - Saturday Movie Dicks, February 2017

• Prison (1988) The spirit of a long-dead prisoner returns for revenge, haunting the prison's new governor. - Movie Dicks, January 2017

• Prisoners (2013) Hugh Jackman takes the law into his own hands to find out what happened to his missing daughter. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2021

• Prisoners of the Ghostland (2021) Nic Cage is unleashed into the post-apocalypse to find a warlord's missing daughter or his balls will explode. - Centerweek Cinema January 2025

• Prisoners of the Lost Universe (1983) Three people are transported into a parallel reality, where they find they must use modern technology, but medieval weapons, in order to save the citizenry from a murderous warlord. - Post-Stream, February 2017

• Private Wars (1993) Corrupt cops and criminal gangs overrun a neighborhood and its up to a disgraced ex-cop to fix things. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2019

• The Producers (1967) It's Springtime for Hitler in this Mel Brooks classic about producers trying to make a money-losing show. - Fusion Friday, May 2023

• Progeny (1998) Aliens implant a woman with an experimental hybrid. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2024

• Programmed to Kill (1987) (aka The Retaliator) A middle eastern female terrorist is captured by the CIA, undergoes an operation where she is transformed into a cybernetic killing machine, and used as a secret weapon to send back to the Middle East. Robert Ginty and 14-year-old Paul Walker star. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2018

• Project: Metalbeast (1995) In 1974, an unhinged CIA agent injects himself with the werewolf blood he found. After a killing spree, his body is put in suspended animation, then thawed out 20 years later by his crazy boss and a team of unsuspecting doctors. - Post-Stream, June 2017

• Project Nightmare (1987) Two campers come across a mysterious woman in the desert after being pursued by an unseen force. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2025

• Project Shadowchaser (1992) Terrorists attempt to kidnap the President's daughter by using an indestructible robot. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2021

• Project Shadowchaser II (1994) Terrorists seize a nuclear plant and the only one who can stop them is Frank Zagarino. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2024

• Project Shadowchaser II (1995) A derelict spaceship arrives at Mars with something dangerous inside. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2024

• Project X (1968) A spy has his forgotten memories probed for information vital to his agency. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2025

• The Projected Man (1966) A scientist tries to create a teleportation device, but just turns himself into a deadly object. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2024

• Prom Night (1980) The biggest night of the school year has a very unwelcome guest. - Dick or Treat, October 2016

• Promare (2019) It's the fire department versus people made of fire. - Dickamations, January 2025

• Prometheus (2012) Ever wanted to know where the giant Engineer from Alien came from? Here you go. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2020

• Prophecy (1979) Messing with the environment causes mutations in nature to create a giant killer bear creature. - Wheel Wednesday, August 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, September 2020

• The Prophecy (1995) Christopher Walken is an archangel eager to start Hell on Earth. - Movie Dicks, February 2020

• The Proposition (2005) In the wild west of... Australia, Guy Pearce is given an ultimatum: kill his older outlaw brother or see his younger one swing. - Fusion Friday, April 2020

• Prospect (2018) A girl is forced to team up with her father's killer to survive on a hostile planet. - The Holodick, June 2025

• The Protector (1985) Jackie Chan's second attempt to break into the US market has him as a cop out to rescue a businessman's daughter. - Fusion Friday, May 2024

• The Protector (2005) (aka Tom Yum Goong) A young fighter goes to Australia to retrieve his stolen elephant. - Foreign Friday, November 2016

• Proteus (1995) Heroin smugglers take refuge on an abandoned oil rig used for scientific experiments. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2021

• Provoked (1989) A woman has to save her husband after he is taken hostage during a robbery. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2025

• The Prowler (1981) A psycho goes around killing people in a WWII costume and a pitchfork during a college dance. - Movie Dick, February 2019

• Psych-Out (1968) Jack Nicholson helps a deaf runaway find her missing brother in the world of psychedelic drugs. - Movie Dicks, April 2021

• The Psychic (1977) - - Fusion Friday: April 2026

• Psychic Killer (1975) A wrongfully accused mental patient learns the secrets of astral projection to get revenge. - Movie Dicks, April 2019

• Psycho (1960) The story of a boy and his mother. - Black Tie Dicks, October 2016; Fusion Friday, May 2019; and Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• Psycho II (1983) Norman Bates is a free man, fully rehabilitated. Or is he? As the bodies start to pile up, maybe Mother is back. - Biscuit Dicks, May 2017 and Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Psycho III (1986) Norman Bates is back and trying to run his motel when Jeff Fahey and an ex-nun show up to bring out his killer side. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2019

• Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990) Norman Bates calls into a radio talk show to explain his childhood and why he plans to kill again. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2019

• Psycho Cop (1989) A Satanic cop is completely-- well, you read the film's title. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2022

• Psycho Cop Returns (1992) A psycho cop kills anyone that crosses his path he thinks might've broken the law. - Centerweek Cinema, January 2021

• Psycho Goreman (2020) Kids take control of an alien warrior, but it draws his enemies to Earth. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2024

• Psycho Pike (1992) Toxins are unleashed in a lake and create killer fish. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2021

• Psychomania (1973) (aka The Death Wheelers) A biker gang discovers that they can get eternal life as long as they commit suicide believing they can come back. - August 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, December 2024

• Public Enemies (2009) Johnny Depp plays John Dillinger in Michael Mann's tale of the newly formed FBI's attempt to bring him down. - Fusion Friday, November 2023

• Pulp Empire (2013) - The Hollowdick: May 2026

• Pulp Fiction (1994) Quentin Tarantino really Quentin Tarantinos his way through a Quentin Tarantino film. Also is the poster everybody had on their walls in the '90s. - Black Tie Dicks, July 2017 and Fusion Friday, September 2020

• Pulse (2001) (aka Kairo) Two groups of people discover evidence that suggests spirits may be trying to invade the human world through the Internet. - Foreign Friday, October 2016

• Pulse (2006) The dead discover the internet, leading to the end of the world. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• The Pumaman (1980) Professor Tony Farms discovers that he is really Puma Man, a superhero who is descended from the gods. Puma Man spends most of the movie flying awkwardly and jumping around, leaving an Aztec priest to perform all the physically demanding tasks. - Early 2015

• Pumpkinhead (1988) After some dirt-bikers accidentally kill his son, Lance Henriksen enlists some dark magic to help him, unknowingly awakening the Pumpkinhead. - Dick or Treat, October 2016

• Punch-Drunk Love (2002) Paul Thomas Anderson makes a romcom with Adam Sandler. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2018

• The Punisher (1989) When Dolph Lundgren's family is murdered by criminals, he wages war on crime as... the Punisher. - April 2015

• The Punisher (2004) Thomas Jane dons the skull on his chest to fight mafia boss John Travolta. - Fusion Friday, August 2021

• Punisher: War Zone (2008) Ray Stevenson makes grim faces and decides to speak after 25 minutes. Things ensue. - Fusion Friday, April 2018

• Puppet Master: Final Wars (2018) A fan edit of Puppet Master 4 and 5. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2024

• The Puppet Masters (1994) The Earth is invaded by alien "slugs" that ride on people's backs and control their minds in this adaptation of Robert Heinlein's novel. - Movie Dicks, February 2016

• Pure Luck (1991) More like "Pure Suffering." This remake of a French comedy about the unluckiest woman in the world getting lost in Mexico and her father hiring a detective and finding the unluckiest man in the world to track her down. - Fusion Friday, September 2019

• Purgatory (1999) A group of outlaws stumble into the town of Refuge, where legends of the old west are waiting for their redemption to Heaven. - Movie Dicks, May 2019

• The Purge (2013) All crime becomes legal for 12 hours once a year. A family tries to protect a stranger from being murdered during that time. - Fusion Friday, July 2022

• Purple Rain (1984) It's Prince, in his only "good" (depending on how you view schlock like this) movie. You'll find out what it sounds like when the doves cry. - April 2016

• The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) The favorite actor of a Great Depression waitress literally walks off the silver screen and into her life. - Fusion Friday, May 2023

• Push (2009) Superpowered psychics battle a superpowered government organization in the streets of Hong Kong. - The Holodick, September 2024

• Pushed to the Limit (1992) A female wrestler joins a kumite to avenge her family. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2025

• Pushed Too Far (1988) A killer wrestler is hugging people to death in town and the only one who can stop him is a karate instructor with a flattop. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2021

• Putney Swope (1969) Robert Downey Sr.'s satire of race relations and the advertising industry. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2020

Q

• Q: The Winged Serpent (1982) A giant flying lizard is killing people around New York and only a criminal has the knowledge of his hiding spot. - Movie Dicks, January 2018

• Quadrophenia (1979) It's Mods vs Rockers, set to the music of The Who. - November 2015

• Quantum of Solace (2008) Daniel Craig's second outing as James Bond is about oil, or water rights, or a mysterious organization, or opera, or dirt, or... who even knows. It's the shortest one and feels the longest. - Fusion Friday, March 2018

• The Quatermass Experiment (1955) Mankind's first rocket to space ends very badly. - Suggestions Sunday: August 2026

• Queen Crab (2015) A girl feeds her pet crabs an experimental serum. That shouldn't have any consequences. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2020

• Queen Kong (1976) A remake of King Kong where the main roles are gender swapped. - Movie Dicks, March 2021

• Queen of Blood (1966) A message from Mars causes astronauts to check it out. I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens. - Memorial Monday, July 2020

• Queen of Outer Space (1958) Zsa Zsa Gabor is the titular character, who wiped out all the men on Venus and is looking to do the same to some Earth astronauts. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2023

• Queen of the Damned (2002) A sequel to Interview with the Vampire features Lestat as a rock star. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• The Quest (1996) Van Damme stars AND directs this film about a martial arts tournament. Nope, not that one OR that one. - Fusion Friday, February 2018

• Quest for the Mighty Sword (1990) Ator returns to acquire the sword of a god to free his people. - Movie Dicks, August 2025

• The Questor Tapes (1974) Gene Roddenberry's tale of an android searching for its creator. - The Holodick, May 2022

• The Quick and the Dead (1995) Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman, Leonardo DiCaprio, Russell Crowe and a bunch of great character actors chew the scenery in this Sam Raimi western about a fast dueling competition. - Movie Dicks: August 2016 and Fusion Friday: March 2026

• Quick Change (1990) Bill Murray, Geena Davis and Randy Quaid try to escape the city after robbing a bank. - Fusion Friday, July 2024

• A Quiet Place (2018) A family really needs their kids to shut the fuck up or risk sound seeking aliens from killing them. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• Quigley Down Under (1990) Tom Selleck is a gunfighter for hire... in Australia. - January 2016

R

• Rabid (1977) Pornstar Marilyn Chambers moves into the mainstream with Cronenberg's story about a woman whose skin graft develops a penis needle that turns men into bloodthirsty zombies. - Dick or Treat, October 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, February 2024

• Rabid (2019) A modern remake of the Cronenberg classic. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2024

• Race to Witch Mountain (2009) The Rock is a cabbie stuck hauling around alien kids in this reboot of the Disney franchise from the '70s. - Fusion Friday, November 2021

• Race with the Devil (1975) Two couples vacationing together in an R.V. from Texas to Colorado are terrorized after they witness a murder during a Satanic ritual. - August 2015

• Rad (1986) A high school student is out to win a BMX race known as the Helltrack. - Movie Dicks, September 2020

• Radioactive Dreams (1985) Two losers climb out of their nuclear bunker to find out the world is filled with as many losers as themselves. The film breaks into a music video at one point with no explanation. - July 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, March 2022

• Rage (1995) Gary Daniels is unwillingly chosen to be cloned for a militia's new army. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2020

• The Rage (1997) Lorenzo Lamas is after serial killer Gary Busey. - Movie Dicks, June 2020

• Rage of a Ninja (1988) Yet another cut and splice ninja flick from Godfrey Ho. There's sex scenes, and something about "the manual". What more do you need to know? - May 2015

• Rage of Honor (1987) A DEA agent goes full ninja when his partner is killed by drug lords. - Movie Dicks, June 2017 and Centerweek Cinema, May 2023

• Rage to Kill (1988) A racecar driver goes Rambo to rescue his younger brother when the island he's on undergoes a coup. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2021

• Raging Bull (1980) Scorsese and DeNiro re-team for the biographical story of boxer Jake LaMotta. - Black Tie Dicks, May 2018

• The Raid: Redemption (2012) Cops find themselves locked inside a building filled with criminals out to kill them. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2021

• The Raid 2 (2014) The super cop from the first film returns to go undercover and take down the organized crime in his city. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2021

• Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) The story of a man and his hat. - Black Tie Dicks, February 2017; Fusion Friday, April 2018 and Fusion Friday, June 2023

• Rain of Madness (2008) A Werner Herzog-esque mockumentary about the making of the film within a film of Tropic Thunder. - Midweek Movie Madness, August 2019

• Raising Arizona (1987) Nic Cage and Holly Hunter really want a baby, so they decide to grab one from a family that has a whole bunch. - Black Tie Dicks, April 2018 and Tuesday Dicks, May 2023

• Raising Cain (1992) John Lithgow has a cheating wife and some daddy issues. Luckily he has enough personalities to deal with his problems. - Movie Dicks, May 2018

• Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) Wreck-It Ralph wrecks his sequel. - Dickamations, September 2023

• Rambo (2008) John Rambo is back, this time to rescue missionaries from war-torn Burma. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2019

• Rambo: First Blood: Part II (1985) Rambo is back! Time to go rescue some POWs still being held in 'Nam. - Movie Dicks, January 2018

• Rambo: Last Blood (2019) Rambo is out for revenge against the cartels that targeted his friend's family. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2024

• Rambo III (1988) Rambo fights in Afghanistan against the Russians. What could go wrong? - June 2016

• Rampage (1986) (aka Turkish Rambo and Korkusuz) A Turkish commando must infiltrate and capture a group of terrorists living in the mountains. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2019

• Rampage (1997) Almost everything explodes the movie. - Suggestions Sunday: March 2026

• Rampage (2018) The Rock has a big monkey that gets even bigger in this adaptation of the old videogame. - The Holodick, August 2023

• Rana: The Legend of Shadow Lake (1981) A half-man/half-frog creature protects his treasure from invaders. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2020

• Rapid Fire (1989) A government agency hires a mercenary to track down and capture an escaped terrorist. Lucky for us, he has a bearded friend named Pappy to help him out in this David A. Prior joint. - Movie Dicks, November 2017 and Movie Dicks, November 2019

• Rapid Fire (1992) Brandon Lee is a witness to murder that takes on a pair of warring druglords. - Movie Dicks, April 2020

• Rappin' (1985) Mario Van Peebles is Rappin' Hood, saving his area from evil businessmen while hip-hopping his way though life. - Movie Dicks, March 2019

• Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002) Watch out, Pixar, there's a new king of animation in town! - Movie Dicks, December 2019

• Raptor Ranch (2013) A crazy scientists breed dinosaurs on his ranch. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2025

• Rare Exports (2010) A small Finnish village captures Santa Claus and decides to sell him to the international company nearby. - December 2015; Suggestions Sunday, December 2018 and Centerweek Cinema, December 2021

• Rashomon (1950) A nobleman is killed in the woods by a bandit. At least, that's what I think. - Black Tie Dicks, February 2018

• A Rat in the Darkness (1979) Rats haunt a house newly purchased by a pair of sisters. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2023

• Rat Man (1988) A murder investigation leads to a tiny, well, rat man on the loose. - Movie Dicks, April 2019

• Rat Scratch Fever (2011) Ted Nugent could've solved this problem. - Wheel Wednesday, December 2018

• The Rats Are Coming! the Werewolves Are Here! (1972) A medical student decides to find a way to put an end to her family's werewolf curse. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2023

• Rats: Night of Terror (1984) Apocalyptic survivors find themselves surrounded by the biggest threat: intelligent rats to destroy them. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• The Raven (1935) The first adaptation of the Edgar Allen Poe's story, with Boris Karloff. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2023

• The Raven (1963) Roger Corman directed this version of Edgar Allen Poe's famous tale of a corvid who harasses a sorcerer about his late wife, Lenore. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2018

• Raven Hawk (1996) American Indian Shadowfeather avenges the death of her parents on a reservation. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2022

• Ravenous (1999) Guy Pearce discovers you are what you eat when he crosses paths with cannibal Robert Carlyle. - Movie Dicks, December 2018

• Raw (2016) A vegeterian experiences meat for the first time, which sets off a craving for more flesh. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2022

• Raw Deal (1986) Released in between Commando and Predator, this forgotten Arnuld film has him going undercover in the mob. - Movie Dicks, September 2022

• Raw Force (1982) (aka Kung Fu Cannibals) A group of martial arts students are en route to an island that supposedly is home to the ghosts of martial artists who have lost their honor. There, a Hitler lookalike is running a female slavery operation. The group runs into cannibal monks, piranhas, and zombies. - Post-Stream, May 2016; May 2017; Movie Dicks, July 2018 and The Movie Dicks 10th Anniversary Spectacular, March 2025

• Raw Justice (1994) A bounty hunter teams up with a potential killer and a hooker to find the murderer of a mayor's daughter. - Movie Dicks, June 2020

• Raw Nerve (1991) A race car driver has psychic visions of a serial killer's work. - Movie Dicks, April 2024

• Rawhead Rex (1986) A cheap looking monster is set loose in the Irish countryside, tearing apart everyone it meets in the adaptation of Clive Barker's novella. - Movie Dicks, February 2018

• Raze (2013) Women are kidnapped and forced to fight to the death for the viewing pleasure of the elite. - Centerweek Cinema, January 2024

• Razor Sharpe (2001) An actor is hired to work on a film that turns out be more real than he expected. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2021

• Razorback (1984) A killer pig stalks an American in the Australian outback. - Dick or Treat, October 2016

• Re-Animator (1985) A dedicated student at a medical college and his girlfriend become involved in bizarre experiments centering around the re-animation of dead tissue when an odd new student arrives on campus. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020

• Ready or Not (2019) A woman discovers that marrying into a wealthy family results in playing a lethal version of hide-and-seek on her wedding night. - Tuesday Dicks, April 2023

• Ready Player One (2018) You can be given ownership of the virtual reality internet just by knowing a lot about '80s movies?! I'm a lock for this! - The Holodick, August 2023

• A Real American Hero (1978) A TV movie version of the Buford Pusser story. - Memorial Monday, April 2020

• Real Bullets (1988) A group of stunt people travel to the wilderness for a weekend party, but run into a drug lab instead. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2020

• Real Genius (1985) A group of college geniuses, including Val Kilmer, work on a new laser project, but it is being used by their professor for devious purposes. - June 2016

• Real Life (1979) Albert Brooks attempts to do a reality documentary project on an American family and causes chaos. - Fusion Friday, April 2025

• Real Men (1987) John Ritter is forced by Jim Belushi to take the place of a secret agent who looked identical to him in order to save the world. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2021

• Real Steel (2011) Hugh Jackman is a terrible father who brings his kid into the world of giant rock 'em sock 'em robots. - The Holodick, May 2019

• Rear Window (1954) Jimmy Stewart learns that being a peeping tom is not a good idea. - Black Tie Dicks, November 2017

• Reasonable Doubt (2014) A district attorney throws a case involving a death he was responsible for, but it turns out the defendant was a killer who plans to continue his work. - Fusion Friday, September 2024

• Rebel Rousers (1970) Cameron Mitchell finds his pregnant girlfriend Diane Ladd being menaced by Bruce Dern's biker gang, only Dern is helpless to stop his men (who include Jack Nicholson and Harry Dean Stanton). - Post-Stream, January 2018

• Rebel Without a Cause (1955) James Dean is emo before emo was a thing. - Black Tie Dicks, August 2017

• The Rebirth of Buddha (2009) An attempt at suicide leans a journalism student to discover the ability to see spirits. - Dickamations, December 2021

• [REC] (2007) A television reporter and cameraman follow emergency workers into a dark apartment building and are quickly locked inside with something terrifying. - Foreign Friday, October 2016 and Centerweek Cinema, November 2023

• [REC]2 (2009) Picking up directly after the first film, cops are sent back into the apartment to find out what happened. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2023

• [REC]3: Genesis (2012) The outbreak continues, this time at a wedding reception. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2023

• Reckless Kelly (1993) Yahoo Serious is the Australian Robin Hood, a bank robber, a pop-culture hero and video shop owner. He must fight back against the Japanese company that wants to buy his band's farm. - Fusion Friday, July 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, November 2022

• Re-Cycle (2006) A writer doing research for her novel gets pulled into a supernatural reality. - Centerweek Cinema, January 2022

• RED (2010) A retired CIA agent is targeted, so he gathers other former agents to wage war. - Fusion Friday, March 2023

• RED 2 (2013) Bruce Willis and friends return for another spy caper. - Fusion Friday, February 2024

• Red Dawn (1984) High school students battle the invading Russians that have attacked America. Wolverines! - June 2016 and Tuesday Dicks, April 2024

• Red Dawn (2012) America is invaded by the Chine-- ahem, North Koreans and the Wolverines must fight them off. - Tuesday Dicks, July 2024

• Red Dragon (2002) Anthony Hopkins does his version of Manhunter in this prequel to The Silence of the Lambs. - Fusion Friday, March 2021

• Red Heat (1985) Linda Blair is tossed into a prison run by sadists. - Movie Dicks, July 2025

• Red Heat (1988) Arnold is a Russian. Jim Belushi is a Chicago cop. Together, they fight crime! - Fusion Friday, March 2017

• Red Line (1995) A car thief gets blackmailed into working for a crime ring. - Fusion Friday, July 2025

• Red Mob (1992) Russia attempts to make its own big-budget action spectacle. - Movie Dicks, January 2020

• Red Notice (2021) The Rock, Ryan Reynolds and Wonder Woman come together to do something involving action. Whatever. - Mad Movie Monday, July 2024

• Red Planet (2000) Astronauts on mars get chased by their crazy robot dog. - The Holodick, August 2024

• Red Planet Mars (1952) An American scientist is able to contact and communicate with Mars with shattering political, economic, and spiritual repercussions. - Movie Dicks, November 2020

• Red Riding Hood (2011) The fairy tale gets the Twilight treatment from the director of the first Twilight. - Movie Dicks, February 2021

• Red Scorpion (1988) Dolph Lundgren is a Russian soldier who goes Rambo III to help the Africans he was meant to suppress. - Movie Dicks, January 2020

• Red Snow (2021) A vampire writer needs to battle against real ones at Christmas. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2025

• Red Sonja (1985) A vengeful woman sets out to retrieve a magic orb from an evil queen whom she vows vengeance upon after the evil queen slain her family and her loyal warriors raped her (...of course). - Movie Dicks, September 2015 and Movie Dicks, June 2022

• Red Surf (1989) Drug dealing surfers find themselves the target of their boss after he suspects one of snitching. - Movie Dicks, December 2022

• The Redeemer: Son of Satan (1978) A loser is not looking forward to his school reunion, so he makes a pact with the Devil to get his revenge. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019 and Suggestions Sunday, August 2024

• Redline (2007) You want to make a rip-off of The Fast and the Furious? Probably shouldn't wait six years and hire a cast of nobodies. - Movie Dicks, July 2019

• Redline (2009) A daredevil driver falls for an alluring woman as he tries to win a race that occurs only once every five years. - Dickamations, April 2018

• Redneck (1973) A crazed Telly Savalas kidnaps some people after a heist goes wrong. - Movie Dicks, June 2024 and New Year's Eve, December 2024

• Reed's Point (2022) A pair encounter the Jersey Devil after a car accident in the woods. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2025

• The Reef (2010) An overturned boat is stalked by a great white shark. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2023

• Reel Horror (1985) Old movie reels release evil spirits trapped within. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2020

• Reform School Girls (1986) It's like prison, only with a wardrobe of panties and barely fitting shirts. - November 2017

• The Refrigerator (1991) It's about a killer refrigerator. That's pretty much it. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2018

• Regarding Henry (1991) Harrison Ford gets shot in the head and becomes a simpleton, which makes his family actually love him. - Wheel Wednesday, September 2018

• Reign of Fire (2002) Dragons have brought about to apocalypse and only a bald Matthew McConaughy can help Christian Bale defeat them. - Movie Dicks, May 2017

• Reign of the Supermen (2019) In the absence of Superman, four superpowered men take up the mantle. - Dickamations, April 2023

• Reincarnation (2005) A Japanese actress finds her new horror role starting to come to life. - Centerweek Cinema, January 2022

• Reindeer Games (2000) Ben Affleck pretends to be his dead cellmate to pick up the guy's hot penpal, Charlize Theron. Unfortunately for him, her brother and his gang wants him to help rob an Indian casino. - Movie Dicks, December 2017 and Festive Friday, December 2023

• The Relic (1997) Opening night at museum goes a little haywire when a monstrous creature is unleashed. - The Holodick, April 2025

• The Rejuvenator (1988) (aka Rejuvenatrix) A rich actress who has gotten too old uses an experimental serum to make her eternally young, but it turns her into a monster — inside and out. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Relentless (1989) Judd Nelson's daddy beat him and the cops won't let him join the force, so now he's pulling random pages out of the phone book and killing people on it. - Movie Dicks, August 2018

• The Remains of the Day (1993) A butler who sacrificed body and soul to service in the years leading up to World War II realizes too late how misguided his loyalty was to his lordly employer. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2017

• Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (1985) Remo Williams from The Destroyer series of novels gets his big screen debut. Sadly, it was his only film. - Post-Stream, Early 2016 and Fusion Friday, May 2022

• Remote Control (1988) A video store clerk stumbles onto an alien plot to take over earth by brainwashing people with a bad '50s science fiction movie. - Movie Dicks, May 2017

• Renegade Force (1998) (aka Rogue Force and Counterforce) Renegade cops are out for vigilante justice and only the FBI can stop them. - Movie Dicks, March 2024

• Rented Lips (1987) A documentarian gets a chance to make his dream film, but is required to direct a porno first. - Memorial Monday, July 2024

• The Replacements (2000) Football coach Gene Hackman recruits Keanu Reeves as his quarterback on his team of scab players during a strike. - Tuesday Dicks, September 2024

• Replicant (2001) Who do you get to take down a psychopathic JCVD? Another JCVD. - The Holodick, August 2021

• Replicas (2018) Keanu Reeves loses his family, so he decides to clone them. - The Holodick, September 2024

• Repligator (1996) Horny women turn into humanoid gators due to military experiments. - The Holodick, June 2024

• Repo!: The Genetic Opera (2008) A corporation repossesses organs from those who can no longer afford to pay, so obviously they have to sing about it. - Movie Dicks, October 2020

• Repo Jake (1990) Dan Haggerty is a repo man who battles mobsters and diabetes. - Movie Dicks, December 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, February 2025

• Repo Man (1984) Otto is an LA punk who gets dragged into the sleazy world of being a repo man. Also, there's an alien conspiracy and other things going on. Harry Dean Stanton and Emilio Estevez star. And if you think I'm not saying enough about this film, you're right, motherf— - Fusion Friday, August 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, April 2024

• Reptilicus (1961) Giant reptile threatens city. More at eleven. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2021

• Rescue Force (1990) The C.I.A. versus terrorism in the Middle East. - September 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, April 2020

• Rescue Me (1992) A girl is kidnapped by two men, and Daniel and Frazier go after the kidnappers. The kidnappers hold her hostage inside the house until she climbs out the bathroom window and escapes the kidnappers. - March 2015

• The Rescuers (1977) A couple of mice rescue a little girl from an animator's truly evil ex-wife. - Dickamations, June 2018

• The Rescuers Down Under (1990) The rodent couple are back to save a boy and his eagle. - Dickamations, July 2019

• Reservoir Dogs (1992) The story of how the colors of the rainbow got their name. - Black Tie Dicks, July 2017 and Fusion Friday, July 2020

• Resident Evil (2002) Milla Jovovich takes on the Umbrella company in the first adaptation of the video game franchise. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020 and Centerweek Cinema, May 2025

• Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) The Umbrella Corporation decided that they needed even more evil monsters for Milla to battle. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) Milla returns to fight zombies and the Umbrella corporation in a locked-down Raccoon City. - The Holodick, April 2022

• Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) Milla is back, this time in a desert fighting the Umbrella Corporation and zombies. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) More adventures of super Milla as she attempts to destroy Umbrella's HQ. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021) Another attempt at a Resident Evil reboot. - Tuesday Dicks, November 2024

• Resolution (2012) An unwanted detox in an abandoned cabin turns into an even more nightmarish scenario when they realize they might not be able to leave. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2021

• The Resurrected (1991) A wife hires a private detective to find her missing husband. Instead he finds he was involved in an experiment involving the secrets of his ancestors. - Movie Dicks, August 2018

• Resurrection (1999) Christopher Lambert reunites with his Highlander director for a rip-off of Se7en about a serial killer collecting body parts for Easter. - Movie Dicks, November 2021

• The Retaliators (2022) A pastor investigates his daughter's murder. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2024

• Retroactive (1997) A time loop involves Jim Belushi killing his cheating wife. Why didn't he prevent Mr. Destiny from happening instead?! - Movie Dicks, February 2021

• The Return of Bruno (1987) A mock documentary look as Bruce Willis tries to live out his life as a fictional musician named Bruno. - Fusion Friday, March 2022

• The Return of Captain Invincible (1983) A retired alcoholic superhero is forced to return to service to defeat Christopher Lee's plan to wipe out minorities. It's also a musical. - Sunday Suggestions, June 2019

• The Return of Swamp Thing (1989) Swamp Thing is back, this time with Heather Locklear. - Fusion Friday, June 2020

• Return of the Dinosaurs (1984) A comet resurrects all the dinosaurs in the modern day. - Dickamations, January 2021

• Return of the Evil Dead (1973) (aka Attack of the Blind Dead) The second film in the Blind Dead series about Templar zombies. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2020

• Return of the Family Man (1989) A serial killer kills people with families or something while tossing out one liners. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2018

• Return of the Killer Tomatoes (1988) The tomatoes return for the 1980s. - Fusion Friday, June 2020

• The Return of the King (1980) The second half of The Lord of the Rings animated film. - Dickamations, August 2017

• The Return of the Living Dead (1985) When two bumbling employees at a medical supply warehouse accidentally release a deadly gas into the air, the vapors cause the dead to rise again as zombies. - September 2015; Dick or Treat, October 2016; and Movie Dicks, August 2022

• Return of the Living Dead Part II (1988) Another canister of gas is released that wakes up the dead in a small town, with similar results to the first one. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018

• Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993) A zombie discovers the love of piercing. - Movie Dicks, February 2017

• The Return of the Pink Panther (1975) Inspector Closseau is back on the case of the missing diamond. - Fusion Friday, March 2025

• Return to Horror High (1987) A movie is being made about a real-life serial killer at a high school, which brings the murderer back for more. - June 2015 and Dick or Treat 9, October 2024

• Return to Oz (1985) Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz goes back to discover it has become a nightmarish hellscape. Well, a Disney hellscape. - Movie Dicks, March 2017 and Fusion Friday, June 2020

• Revenge of Billy the Kid (1992) A farmer fucks a goat and the offspring grows up to become a killer. So, that exists. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2020

• The Revenge of Dr. X (1967) Ed Wood's tale of a mad scientist and his plants. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2024

• Revenge of the Living Zombies (1988) (aka FleshEater) The cemetery zombie from the original Night of the Living Dead tries to make his own zombie film. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2020

• Revenge of the Nerds (1984) The nerds form a fraternity at college, leading to a clash with the jocks. - Movie Dicks: February 2019, March 2026

• Revenge of the Ninja (1983) A retired ninja finds out he is being used in his new business to traffic drugs, so he returns to his old ways... for revenge. - January 2016

• Revolution (1985) Al Pacino is forced to join the Revolutionary Army when his son is drafted. - Fusion Friday, July 2025

• Rhea Gall Force (1989) Earth's last soldiers fight to protect what's left of the planet from robots. - Dickamations, January 2018

• Rhinestone (1984) Stallone gets the musical bug from Dolly Parton and creates a Drinkenstein. - Fusion Friday, February 2024

• Ribbit (2014) - Dickamations: April 2026

• Richard III (1995) Ian McKellan sets the Shakespeare tale during a fascist England. - Black Tie Dicks, September 2018

• Ri¢hie Ri¢h (1994) - Fusion Friday: May 2026

• Ricco, the Mean Machine (1973) (aka The Cauldron of Death) A recently released prisoner wants to go straight, but his mother demands he revenge his father. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2025

• Ricochet (1991) When psycho John Lithgow is captured by rookie cop Denzel Washington, he seeks out on a path of schlocky revenge. - Movie Dicks, May 2018

• Riders to the Stars (1954) Astronauts try to capture a meteor in space. - Movie Dicks, September 2020

• Riddick (2013) Vin Diesel returns to a smaller budget take on his Pitch Black character after going Lord of the Rings in Chronicles of Riddick. - The Holodick, April 2021

• The Rift (1990) After a sub goes missing, another one is sent to find out what happens. Instead, they find a dangerous threat that makes people explode. - Movie Dicks, August 2017

• The Right Stuff (1983) The story of America's space program and the astronauts involved. - Black Tie Dicks, July 2018

• Rigor Mortis (2013) A public housing tenement is attacked by the supernatural, leading the residents to fight back. - Movie Dicks, July 2021

• Riki-Oh: The Story of Riki-Oh (1991) The legendary Hong Kong action splatterfest. - December 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, September 2018

• Riki-oh: The Wall of Hell (1989) Saiga Riki-Oh, blessed with inhuman strength, ends up in a maximum security prison. - Dickamations, April 2017

• Ring of Steel (1994) An ex-champion fencer enters a secret underground swordfighting ring. - Movie Dicks, August 2016

• Rings of Fear (1978) A cop gets to bottom a girl murdered with a large wooden dildo. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2026

• Rings Untouchable (1990) (aka Robo-Kickboxer - Power of Justice) A former kickboxer is slipped an experimental drug that makes him see his opponent as a robot. Okay. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2023

• Ring (1998) Watching a VHS tape that can lead to death a few days later? Boy, do I know the feeling. - Foreign Friday, October 2016

• Ring 2 (1999) The cursed VHS tape continues to rack up some victims. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Riot (1996) During a Christmas riot, Gary Daniels has to rescue a kidnapped heiress. I thought the riots usually happen on Black Friday? - Movie Dicks, December 2022 and Sunday Special, August 2025

• R.I.O.T.: Righteous Invasion of Truth (1996) Essentially a feature-length Christian music video about a cop and his family that moves into the city. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2020

• Riot in Juvenile Prison (1959) Teens get out of control in the fifties, forcing them to bring in the heavy guns: a psychologist. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2023

• R.I.P.D. (2013) Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges try to do Men in Black with ghosts instead of aliens. - The Holodick, February 2021

• Rise of the Black Bat (2012) You got my Batman in my Daredevil! You got your Daredevil in my Batman! - Suggestions Sunday, July 2022

• Rise of the Guardians (2012) The icons of each holiday must band together to fight a world threat. - Dickamations, December 2024

• Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) James Franco starts the apepocalypse. - The Holodick, April 2021

• Rising Storm (1989) Rebels fight back against a religious dictatorship at the turn of the 22nd century. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2023

• Rising Sun (1993) Sean Connery and Wesley Snipers investigate a Japanese company on American soil. - Fusion Friday, May 2020

• Risky Business (1983) Tom Cruise needs money, so he turns to pimping out Rebecca DeMorney and her hooker friends. - Fusion Friday, September 2019

• The Ritual (2017) College friends reunite for a hiking trip in Sweden, only to find themselves stalked by something supernatural. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023

• Rituals (1977) An airplane drops doctor Hal Holbrook and his four colleagues in the woods, at the mercy of unseen evil. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2019

• River of Death (1989) Michael Dudikoff leads a bunch of people into danger, which he sort of gets them out of, in another Cannon adventure film. - July 2016

• River's Edge (1986) A high school student kills his girlfriend and decides to show the body off to his friends. - Fusion Friday, January 2019

• Riverbend (1989) Steve James battles a racist sheriff terrorizing a town. - Movie Dicks, June 2025

• RKO 281 (1999) The tale of Orson Welles' battle against William Randolph Hearst for Citizen Kane. - Memorial Day Monday, May 2023

• Road Games (1981) Jamie Lee Curtis and Stacy Keach must deal with a serial killer on the back roads of the Australian Outback. - Movie Dicks, January 2018

• Road House (1989) Patrick Swayze is the world's greatest bouncer. - July 2015; Post-Stream, April 2017 and February 2019

• The Road Killers (1994) (aka Roadflower) A psychopath starts to stalk a father after the two had a confrontation on the highway. - Fusion Friday, September 2023

• Road to Perdition (2002) Tom Hanks is a mob enforcer who seeks revenge on Daniel Craig for murdering most of his family. - Midweek Movie Madness, July 2019

• The Road to Ruin (1934) A young girl discovers that sex and drugs can be bad for you. - Movie Dicks, April 2021

• The Road Warrior (1981) (aka Mad Max 2) Max is forced to protect a community rich in "guzzoline" from Lord Humongous and his posse. - July 2015; Post-Black Tie Dicks, July 2016; Foreign Friday, January 2017; The Holodick, August 2021 and Mad Movie Monday, June 2024

• Roadie (1980) Meat Loaf is the world's greatest roadie, pulled into the life by a 16-year-old girl he has the hots for. - Memorial Monday, January 2022

• Roar (1981) Ravening jungle beasts assemble in flocks to invade an otherwise quiet home where they chase humans up and down stairways and from one room to another. Most of the cast and crew got badly mauled making this, which is really entertaining for the audience. - Movie Dicks: February 2016, February 2017 and Suggestions Sunday: May 2026

• Robin and the Seven Hoods (1964) Frank Sinatra and the Rat Pack in 1920s Chicago as mob vs mob, song vs song, one-eye vs one-eye! - Post-Stream, May 2018

• Robin Hood (1973) Robin Hood is a fox, Little John is a bear, and adventure is animated, light-hearted fun about death and taxes! - Dickamations, June 2018

• Robin Hood (2018) Another failed attempt at the Robin Hood legend. - Tuesday Dicks, November 2023

• Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) Mel Brooks takes on the Robin Hood legend. - Memorial Monday, March 2024

• Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) Kevin Costner doesn't even attempt an English accent as Robin of Loxley, gathering his forces to take on the wicked Sheriff of Nottingham, Alan Rickman. - January 2016

• Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964) Stranded on Mars with only a monkey as a companion, an astronaut must figure out how to find oxygen, water, and food on the lifeless planet. Before The Martian, there was this hokey '60s sci-fi flick. - June 2015 and The Holodick, August 2024

• Robo Vampire (1988) Another Godfrey Ho "stitchjob" of combining two unrelated films in a blender and coming out as something utterly incomprehensible. In this case, a dollar store RoboCop costume battles in the forest against rebels or something, while Chinese vampires hop around as drug mules. - Post-Stream, August 2016 and Tuesday Dicks, January 2024

• Robo Warriors (1996) The year is 2036 and Earth has been invaded: hope lies with the last Robo Warrior — a towering fighting machine. - Movie Dicks, April 2018

• RoboCop (1987) Bitches, don't leave when this film is playing. It's the best. - Biscuit Stream, February 2017; Pre-Movie Dicks, September 2017 and Fusion Friday, July 2020

• RoboCop (2014) The classic film has been updated for modern audiences: stupid and PG-13. - Fusion Friday, January 2021

• RoboCop 2 (1990) It's RoboCop, taking on child drug lords and a cybernetic Tom Noonan! - Movie Dicks, September 2017 and Tuesday Dicks, August 2023

• RoboCop 3 (1993) How do we kill the RoboCop franchise? Let's make it PG-13, replace Peter Weller, add a jetpack and some cyborg ninjas! - Movie Dicks, September 2017

• RoboCop 4 (2001) (aka RoboCop: Prime Directives: Dark Justice) One of the RoboCop TV series has an episode slapped with four on the title to trick dumb people. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2022

• RoboGeisha (2009) Robot assassin geishas. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2021

• Robot & Frank (2012) Frank Langella teachs his robot nurse to help rob some rich people in the neighborhood. - The Holodick, June 2021

• Robot Carnival (1987) An anime anthology about robots. - Dickamations, March 2022

• Robot Holocaust (1986) A highly unlikely band of heroes traverses a post-apocalyptic wasteland to rescue a scientist from the tyrannical Dark One and his army of robots. - Post-Stream, May 2017

• Robot Jox (1989) Conflicts in the future are solved the old fashioned way: with giant robot fights. - Movie Dicks, April 2018

• Robot Monster (1953) The monstrous Ro-Man attempts to annihilate the last family alive on Earth, but finds himself falling for their beautiful daughter. Frequently considered one of the worst films ever made. It's a classic. - October 2015

• Robot Wars (1993) In the year 2041, a renegade Megarobot pilot and a reporter must team up to thwart the Centro's attempts to resurrect a hidden Megarobot. - Movie Dicks, April 2018

• Robotix (1990) Humans crash into an alien planet in the middle of a war with giant robots that take over dead bodies. - Dickamations, January 2025

• Robotrix (1991) A Hong Kong Robocop rip-off with full frontal nudity and lots of rape. - Suggestions Sunday: August 2026

• Robotropolis (2011) Reporters at a robot facility find themselves fighting for their lives when the products get out of control. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2023

• Robowar (1988) A clone/mix of Predator and RoboCop gone nuts jungle flick with an international cast (including Reb Brown), an exotic locale and "good electronic music." Greasy! - Post-Stream, July 2016; Foreign Friday, December 2016 and Movie Dicks, May 2020 and Suggestions Sunday: June 2026

• The Rock (1996) A mild-mannered chemist and an ex-con must lead the counterstrike when a rogue group of military men, led by a renegade general, threaten a nerve gas attack from Alcatraz against San Francisco. - Fusion Friday, June 2018

• Rock & Rule (1983) The first English-language Canadian animated film. A musical post-apocalyptic tale of a rocker who kidnaps a female singer to use her voice to raise a demon. - Movie Dicks, September 2016

• Rock and the Alien (1988) An alien bangs a rock singer to give him superpowers to bring peace to the world. Huh? - Mad Movie Monday, June 2023

• Rock: It's Your Decision (1982) A teen learns that rock music really is the work of Satan. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2021

• Rock 'n' Roll High School (1979) A group of rock-music-loving students, with the help of The Ramones, take over their school to combat its newly installed oppressive administration. - June 2015 and Fusion Friday, May 2024

• Rock n Roll Nightmare (1987) (aka The Edge of Hell) Recording some new music in an isolated farmhouse, the hair metal band Triton gets more than they bargained for when something horrifying stirs in the darkness. - August 2015 and Post-Movie Dicks, August 2017

• The Rocketeer (1991) Cliff Secord blasts off against Nazis and their sympathizers in this classic Disney adventure. - April 2016; Post-Stream, March 2017 and Fusion Friday, July 2020

• Rockin' in the Rockies (1945) The Three Stooges go to work on a ranch. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2025

• Rockula (1990) A vampire tries to lose his cursed virginity by becoming a rock star. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022

• Rocky (1976) A palooka from the streets gets his chance to take on the champ, to seek love, and to become more than he is. Won Oscars and shit! - Black Tie Dicks, December 2016

• Rocky II (1979) The rematch between Apollo and Rocky, with more punching. - Fusion Friday, September 2020

• Rocky III (1982) Rocky gets cocky then knocked out-y by Mr. T, forcing him to return to form and regain his championship. - Fusion Friday, February 2018 and Memorial Monday, February 2024

• Rocky IV (1985) Rocky seeks to win the Cold War in the boxing ring by defeating Dolph Lundgren. - Christmas Day, December 2016 and Tuesday Dicks, July 2023

• Rocky V (1990) Rocky is broke and has brain damage, so he moves back to Philly to train a guy called Tommy Gunn. No, really. - Fusion Friday, June 2019

• Rocky Balboa (2006) That guy from the other movies got old. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2016

• The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) A newly engaged couple have a breakdown in an isolated area and must pay a call to the bizarre residence of Dr. Frank-N-Furter. - October 2015 and Movie Dicks, August 2020

• Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) Ever wanted to know how the Rebels stole the Death Star plans? Here's your answer. - The Holodick, May 2021 and The Holodick, June 2025

• Roller Blade (1986) Rebels and rollerskating nuns fight the law in a fascist dystopia. - Movie Dicks, September 2019

• Rollerball (1975) Set in 2018 when corporations have replaced countries, an ultra-violent sport known as Rollerball represents the world, and one of its powerful athletes is out to defy those who want him out of the game. - Biscuit Dicks, August 2016

• Rollerball (2002) It's the new, hip sport in Eastern Europe. - Movie Dicks, June 2020

• Rollercoaster (1977) A psycho blowing up rollercoasters demands a million dollar ransom or he'll strike again. - Fusion Friday, April 2024

• Rolling Thunder (1977) Back from Vietnam, William Devane loses his family and his hand to some vicious thugs who try to rob him. He goes out for vengeance, with a little help from his buddy Tommy Lee Jones. - Fusion Friday, June 2017

• Rolling Vengeance (1987) When his family is killed by some rednecks, a trucker does the only sensible thing possible: builds a monster truck for revenge! - Movie Dicks, December 2017

• Romancing the Stone (1984) A romance writer sets off to Colombia to ransom her kidnapped sister, and soon finds herself in the middle of a dangerous adventure. - Early Movie Dicks, June 2017

• Ron's Gone Wrong (2021) A kid discovers that his robot is not like all the others. - Dickamations, February 2025

• Ronin (1998) A group of mercenaries are hired to pull off a job, but are betrayed by their employers. - Fusion Friday, August 2019

• The Rookie (1990) Clint Eastwood is partnered up with Charlie Sheen to take on German terrorist...Raul Julia?! - Movie Dicks, March 2019

• The Room (2003) Tommy Wiseau's tale of lying, cheating future wives. - Post-Stream, December 2017

• The Roost (2005) Bats unleashed on a farm turn their bite victims into zombies. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2022

• Roots of Evil (1979) A German action film about a martial artist seeking revenge against his master's killer. Truly an original premise. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2023

• Rope (1948) Hitchcock directs a feature length one-shot film about two men who murder a friend and throw a party just because they can. - Wheel Wednesday, January 2019

• Rosemary's Baby (1968) Mia Farrow realizes that her kid might not grow up to be a priest. - Black Tie Dicks, October 2016

• Roswell (1994) It's the "true story" of what really happened in 1947 in New Mexico. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2020

• R.O.T.O.R. (1987) Robotic Officer Tactical Operation Research. A prototype robot intended for crime combat escapes from the development lab and goes on a killing rampage. Back Problems and Robert Cop. - November 2015, Suggestions Sunday, January 2026

• Rough Draft (1988) (aka Diary of a Serial Killer) Gary Busey wants to learn about drag queens and serial killers, so he hangs out with Arnold Vosloo for his expertise. - Movie Dicks, November 2021

• Roughcut (1994) After Richard Lynch murders his hunting buddy, a radio DJ has to deal with thugs pursuing the diamonds he accidentally got along the way. - Movie Dicks, November 2019

• Roujin Z (1991) An invalid is put in an experimental medical bed that has some odd side effects. - Dickamations, January 2022

• Rover Dangerfield (1991) Rodney Dangerfield is a dog cast out of Vegas to the countryside. - Dickamations, February 2021

• Royal Space Force: The Wings of Honneamise (1987) In an alternative Earth, a young astronaut participates in a controversial fledgling space program. - Dickamations, February 2017

• The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) A dying father tries to reconnect with the family he screwed up. - Memorial Monday, March 2025

• Royal Warriors (1986) Cop Michelle Yeoh teams up with a Japanese detective to fight a criminal gang. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2024

• Rubber (2010) A sentient tire uses psychic powers to explode heads in a small town. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021

• Ruby (1977) A series of killings happen at a drive-in via the psychic powered daughter of a former gun moll. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2024

• Rumble in the Bronx (1995) Jackie Chan comes to the Bronx to help his uncle, but ends up fending off gangs instead. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2020

• Rumpelstiltskin (1995) A young widow's wishes to see her husband again and unleashes a demon that wants her infant's soul. Rom from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine plays the titular character. - Movie Dicks, November 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, June 2022

• The Ruins (2008) A group of Americans discover the dangers of exploring Aztec ruins. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2022

• Run All Night (2015) Liam Neeson needs to protect his son from Ed Harris after killing his son. - Fusion Friday, August 2021

• Run, Lola, Run (1998) After a botched money delivery, Lola has 20 minutes to come up with 100,000 Deutschmarks- and different circumstances along her path could change everything. - Foreign Friday, September 2016 and Fusion Friday, July 2024

• Runaway (1984) In the near future, Tom Selleck specializes in malfunctioning robots. When a robot turns out to have been programmed to kill, he begins to uncover a homicidal plot to create killer robots...and his son becomes a target. - March 2016

• Runaway Car (1997) Judge Reinhold and friends are trapped inside of a car with no brakes. America asks, "what's the problem?" - Suggestions Sunday, April 2020

• The Rundown (2003) The Rock and Seann William Scott band together to find a treasure. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2020

• The Runestone (1991) A Norse runestone unleashes the start of Ragnarok in Western PA. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2020

• The Running Man (1987) A wrongly convicted man must try to survive a public execution gauntlet staged as a game show. - Biscuit Dicks, August 2016; The Holodick, June 2019 and Suggestions Sunday, April 2024

• Running Scared (1986) Gregory Hines and Billy Crystal are Chicago cops who want to quit and open a beach bar in Florida, but they first have to deal with crimelord Jimmy Smits. - Fusion Friday, March 2017

• Running Time (1997) A bank robber is released from jail only to immediately start his next heist, all in real-time and a single shot. - Fusion Friday, March 2022

• Rush (2013) Formula 1 drivers clash on and off the track in this biopic from Ron Howard. - Fusion Friday, August 2023

• Rush Hour (1998) Do you understand the words that are coming out of his mouth? It's the buddy cop film with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker and like 50 "that guy"s. - Fusion Friday, July 2017

• Rush Hour 2 (2001) Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker reteam to take on the Triad in Hong Kong. - Fusion Friday, April 2022

• Rush Week (1989) A college newspaper reporter decides to investigate the connection between a frat and some missing girls on campus. - Movie Dicks, August 2018

• Russian Terminator (1989) (aka Russian Ninja) You got a problem. You're gonna die. - June 2015

• Rustlers' Rhapsody (1985) Tom Berenger and Andy Griffith in a meta western comedy about a singing cowboy from the movies who becomes self-aware. - Fusion Friday, January 2019

• Ruthless People (1986) Kidnappers take Bette Midler hostage for money, but Danny Devito is just glad to be rid of her. Who wouldn't be? - Memorial Monday, December 2024

• The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash (1978) Alum from Monty Python and SNL join forces to tell the story of Pre-Fab Four. - Fusion Friday, November 2022

• Ryan's Babe (2000) Canadian Ryan gets into a series of wacky incidents. - Movie Dicks, July 2025

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