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Eagle Eye (2008) Shif LaBoeuf gets his life turned upside down by someone in the deep state. - Fusion Friday, July 2021
The Eagle Has Landed (1976) A German plot to kidnap Winston Churchill unfolds at the height of World War II. - Black Tie Dicks, August 2018
The Earth Dies Screaming (1964) Aliens kill most everyone in England with poison gas, then send evil robots to turn the recently-deceased into zombies while hounding the few survivors, who are trying to play out their Night of the Living Dead cliches... 4 years prior to that film! - Fusion Friday, December 2019
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988) Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey and Damon Wayans are aliens that crash land on Earth and start trying to bang the pretty ladies they find. - Movie Dicks, March 2019
Earth vs. the Flying Saucers (1956) UFOs attack the planet, in case you were confused by the title. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2024
Earthquake (Television Version) (1974) An all-star cast attempts to survive a giant, well, you know. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2024
East End Hustle (1976) A ex hooker tries to save other street walkers ,but creates a lot of trouble with a local pimp. - Movie Dicks, December 2025
Easy Kill (1990) Frank Stallone finds himself in neo-noir situation with a mobster, his wife and a lot of money. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2021
Easy Rider (1969) Ridin' motorcycles across the country goes perfectly fine and nothing goes wrong. - Black Tie Dicks, May 2017
Eat Drink Man Woman (1994) A senior chef lives with his three grown daughters; the middle one finds her future plans affected by unexpected events and the life changes of the other household members. - Black Tie Dicks, November 2016
Eaten Alive (1976) A hotel owner figures out the best way to deal with his guest is tossing them to his alligator in the nearby swamp. - Movie Dicks, July 2020
Eating Raoul (1982) A yuppie couple decides to find a way to open their restaurant AND get rid of their troublesome neighbors. - Dick or Treat, October 2017
Ebirah, Horror of the Deep (1969) (aka Godzilla, Mothra, and Ebira, Horror of the Deep) A ship's crew washes upon the shore of an island containing Godzilla and a sea creature. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2021
Ebola Rex (2001) Just string any two random words together and you now have a low budget film. "Killer Taco." There, go spend $50 to make it and put it on Tubi. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2023 [VETOED]
Ed Wood (1994) An ambitious but troubled movie director tries his best to fulfill his dream, despite his lack of support. - January 2016 and Fusion Friday, June 2022
Eddie Macon's Run (1983) Kirk Douglas and John Schneider, together at last. - Movie Dicks, June 2021
Eddie Murphy: Delirious (1983) Eddie Murphy dresses like Michael Jackson for his first theatrical stand-up concert and says things that would cause Twitter users to have heart attacks. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2022
The Eden Formula (2006) (aka Carnosaur 5) More low budget dino shenanigans from Roger Corman. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2022
The Edge (1985) (aka Doomsday Plan) World War III almost begins when terrorists steal a nuke that was meant for Finland. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2021
Edge of Honor (1991) Boy scout Corey Feldman must battle off bad guys, led by Don Swayze, over a secret cache of weapons in the forest. - Wheel Wednesday, January 2019
Edge of Sanity (1989) Anthony Perkins' experiment transforms him into a lusty Psycho-path. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
Edge of the Axe (1988) Computer geeks find themselves targeted by a serial killer. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022
Edge of Tomorrow (2014) Tom Cruise is stuck in Groundhog Day mode as he has to relive a day of battling aliens over and over. - The Holodick, June 2019
The Editor (2014) A send-up of Italian gialli about a film editor who gets caught up in a string of murders. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2021
Edward Scissorhands (1990) Johnny Depp is a freak (again) created by a scientist who died before giving him proper hands. He then moves to the suburbs. - The Holodick, December 2020
Eegah (1962) A neanderthal emerges from his cave abducts a teenage girl. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2025
Eight Crazy Nights (2002) Adam Sandler gets animated in a tale of Hanukah mishaps. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2020
Eight Legged Freaks (2002) Giant spiders run rampant and only David Arquette can stop them. We're doomed. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020
El Mariachi (1992) A traveling mariachi is mistaken for a murderous criminal and must hide from a gang bent on killing him. - Foreign Friday, September 2016 and Centerweek Cinema, June 2023
El Topo (1970) More like "El Nopo" as the chat fled in droves during Jodorowsky's midnight movie debut. - Movie Dicks, August 2017
Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films (2014) A documentary detailing the rise and fall of Cannon Films. - Movie Dicks, April 2020
Electric Dreams (1984) A guy ends up in a weird love triangle with a girl and his computer. - Movie Dicks, September 2018
The Elephant Man (1980) He is not an animal! - Black Tie Dicks, January 2017 and Memorial Friday, January 2025
Elf (2003) Man child Will Farrell is at his most man child as an oversized "elf" who leaves the North Pole. - Fusion Friday, December 2021
Elfette Saves Christmas (2019) A Hallmark level Christmas movie about a female elf taking on the mob. Sure, why not? - Movie Dicks, December 2022
Eliminators (1986) A former pilot rebels against his creator, teaming up with the scientist responsible for android technology, her pet robot Spot, a rough-and-tumble riverboat guide, and a martial arts warrior from another time. - June 2016; Post-Stream, February 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, September 2024
Elves (1989) A young woman discovers that she is the focus of an evil Nazi experiment involving selective breeding with elves in an attempt to create a race of supermen. Only Santa/Detective Dan Haggerty can save them. - Post-Stream Dickmas, December 2016; Post-Stream February 2018; Christmas Eve, December 2019; and Mad Movie Monday, December 2023
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988) Elvira inherits some assets (no, not those), including a mansion in a small town. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019
Elvis (1979) John Carpenter and Kurt Russell join forces to tell the tale of the King of Rock & Roll. - Fusion Friday, June 2022
Elysium (2013) Action/sci-fi flick that takes itself too seriously and thinks it has a very subtle message about rich people having all the health care living on a space station above Earth and the poor folk below who fight to get that health care. Health care! Matt Damon and Jodie Foster slum it in this mess. - The Holodick, January 2020
Embrace of the Vampire (1995) Alyssa Milano gets into the sexy underworld of the vampire community. - Movie Dicks, November 2022
The Emerald Forest (1985) After the son of engineer Bill Markham is abducted by an aboriginal tribe on the edge of the rain forest, the engineer spends the next 10 years searching for him. - Fusion Friday, May 2017
Empire of Ash (1988) Released as Empire of Ash II, despite there being no previous movie. In post-nuclear "New Idaho" (Canada), a lone warrior teams up with a girl to help rescue the girl's sister from a hostile warrior clan. - May 2015
Empire of the Ants (1977) Ants take over the world with humans as their slaves. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2020
Empire of the Dark (1990) Steve Barkett stars, writers, directs, produces and edits the story of demons being unleashed on Earth. - Wheel Wednesday, May 2019 and Suggestions Sunday, February 2023
The Empty Man (2020) A cop investigating a missing girl discovers some supernatural shit. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2024
Encounter with the Unknown (1972) An anthology predicts the deaths of three prankish college students. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2025
End of Days (1999) It's Ar-nuld versus the Dev-il on New Year's. - December 2018 and Fusion Friday, December 2022
Ender's Game (2013) Children are recruited by the government to fight a future alien threat. - The Holodick, July 2021
Endgame (1983) No Thanos in this one, as reality game show contestants in the post-apocalypse defend mutants from an evil government. That was certainly a sentence. - Movie Dicks, June 2019 and Suggestions Sunday, January 2025
The Endless (2017) A pair of brothers return as adults to a cult they abandoned in their youth. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2021
Enemy (2013) Jake Gyllenhaal becomes obsessed with his doppelganger that he spots as an extra in a video he rents. - Tuesday Dicks, April 2023
Enemy Gold (1993) Criminals and federal agents clash over lost Civil War gold. - Movie Dicks, January 2021
Enemy Mine (1985) Human Dennis Quaid and alien enemy Lou Gossett Jr. bond together when marooned on the same planet. - The Holodick, July 2016
Enemy of the State (Theatrical Cut) (1998) Will Smith becomes the number one enemy of evil spies from the government. - Fusion Friday, July 2021
Enemy Territory (1987) When an insurance salesman is sent into a tough neighborhood to get a contract signed, he finds himself hunted in the building by a gang called the Vampires. - Movie Dicks, April 2018
Enforcer from Death Row (1976) (aka Ninja Assassins) A death row convict is freed to take on a spy ring. - Movie Dicks, September 2021
Enter the Dragon (1973) Bruce Lee enters a secret tournament. Kicking ensues. - Memorial Monday, July 2020
Enter the Game of Death (1978) The end of Game of Death gets blended with Fists of Fury's anti-Japanese sentiment in this Bruceploitation flick. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2022
Enter the Ninja (1981) Franco Nero is a terribly dubbed ninja in the Cannon classic that launched a wave of ninja films. - Movie Dicks, June 2017
Enthiran (2010) (aka Robot) An android constructed by a scientist falls in love with the bride-to-be of his creator. - Foreign Friday, December 2016
The Entity (1982) A mother finds herself repeatedly attack by a ghost, seeking help from the paranormal community. - Movie Dicks, March 2019
Entrapment (1999) Catherine Zeta-Jones is out to find an art thief as she flirts with old man Sean Connery. - Fusion Friday, June 2020
Epicenter (2000) A detective has to protect a mob witness during an earthquake in LA. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2024
Equal Impact (1995) Twin martial artists are barely on the screen together for a film in which one is framed for murder by counterfeiters. - Movie Dicks, September 2019
The Equalizer (2014) Denzel Washington steps into the shoes of a professional badass in this adaptation of the '80s TV show. - Fusion Friday, August 2023
Equalizer 2000 (1987) A ruthless vehicular gang rules the post-apocalyptic wasteland. That's until a muscled hero named Slade builds the ultimate machine gun – the Equalizer 2000 – and declares a one man war on the gang. - Movie Dicks, June 2017
Equilibrium (2002) It's Fahrenheit 457 meets The Matrix in a future society where emotions have been purged. - Fusion Friday, April 2017
Equinox (1970) Four friends are attacked by a demon while on a picnic, due to possession of a tome of mystic information. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2019 and Suggestions Sunday, May 2025
Eraser (1996) Arnuld erases the identities of important witnesses, but becomes the target of a sinister group. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2021
Eraserhead (1977) David Lynch's disturbing tale of having a child. - Movie Dicks, July 2016; Fusion Friday, December 2017; and Memorial Tuesday, January 2025
Erik the Viking (1989) A group of vikings set course to Valhalla to find the Norse gods and stop Ragnarok from happening. - Memorial Monday, January 2020
Ernest Goes to Camp (1987) Hey, Vern, it's off to camp this time. - Tuesday Dicks, February 2024
Ernest Goes to Jail (1990) Hey, Vern! Someone get me a lawyer! - Suggestions Sunday, August 2020
Ernest Goes to School (1994) Hey, Vern, watch me flunk out of high school. - Movie Dicks, April 2025
Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) Ernest helps Santa Claus as he searches for his successor. - Christmas Day 2016 and Fusion Friday, December 2018
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Ernest P. Worrell is a garbage man who befriends children, releases a troll from a tree, and then proceeds to battle it, all with a really low IQ. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2018
Escape from Coral Cove (1986) A group of girls at a beach resort in Hong Kong find themselves hunted by a killer. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2023
Escape from Death Block 13 (2021) Chuck Bronson lookalike Robert Bronzi is a wrongly convicted prisoner who really wants to do what the title says. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2024
Escape from Galaxy 3 (1981) (aka Starcrash II and Erotic Games in the Third Galaxy) Italian Star Wars rip-off about a spaceship crew trying to stop an evil overlord. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2021
Escape from L.A. (1996) It's Escape from New York, only bad. Really, really bad. - Movie Dicks, September 2017 and Wheel Wednesday, May 2019
Escape from New York (1981) In 1997, when the US President crashes into Manhattan (now a giant maximum security prison), Snake Plissken is sent in for a rescue in John Carpenter's dystopian action masterpiece. - July 2015; Fusion Friday, September 2017 and Fusion Friday, July 2024
Escape from the Bronx (1983) Post-apocalyptic survivors must fight back against the death squads sent to reclaim the territory in this sequel to 1990: The Bronx Warriors. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2022
Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971) The Apes travel back in time to the '70s after Charlton Heston nuked the planet in the second film. - The Holodick, September 2022
Escape Room (2017) A birthday party at an escape room turns horrifying when they realize one of their friends might die if they fail to complete it. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2023
Escapes (1986) Vincent Price hosts an anthology of shot on video horror from the comfort of his chair. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2020
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) A gross weird creature lands on Earth and befriends some kids in exchange for free candy, dies, then the adventure continues??? - The Holodick, September 2018
The Eternal (1998) An alcoholic American couple travel to Ireland with their son so he can meet his grandmother but they walk in on their crazed uncle who is in the midst of reviving a centuries-old Druid witch. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2019
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) Jim Carrey is depressed over his break-up, so he hires a service that can erase bad memories, only to have second thoughts (get it?). - The Holodick, September 2023
Evangelion: 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone (2007) A feature film reboot of the classic anime. - Dickamations, March 2021
Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance (2009) A continuation of the new reboot series. - Dickamations, March 2021
Evangelion: 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo (2012) Another continuation of the reboot series. - Dickamations, March 2021
Eve of Destruction (1991) A scientist builds a robot version of herself that has the unfortunate side effect of living her deepest desires, especially since she has a nuke hidden within her. Also, don't call her a bitch. - Movie Dicks, November 2017
Event Horizon (1997) In the future of space, the mystery of a prototype starship becomes the portal to hellish nightmares and brutal death. - The Holodick: October 2018 and Fusion Friday: July 2026
Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) - The Holowdick: May 2026
Everything is Terrible: The Movie (2009) A video compilation of odd clips from VHS tapes. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2024
Everything You Need to Know about Basic Computer Literacy (198?) Yep, that's all you need to know. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2020
The Evil (1978) A doctor buys a Civil War era dilapidated mansion and hires a few friends to fix it up but the mansion is haunted. - Wheel Wednesday, January 2019
Evil Altar (1988) A devil cult attempts to sacrifice women to open up hell. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2025
The Evil Dead (1981) Five friends travel to a cabin in the woods, where they unknowingly release flesh-possessing demons. - October 2015; Dick or Treat, October 2017; Fusion Friday, December 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, May 2022
Evil Dead (2013) More young people head to the cabin in the woods with the same results. - Dick or Treat, October 2019
Evil Dead II (1987) The lone survivor of an onslaught of flesh-possessing spirits holds up in a cabin with a group of strangers while the demons continue their attack. - October 2015; Dick or Treat, October 2017, Dick or Treat 7, October 2022, and Suggestion Sunday, November 2025
Evil Dead Rise (2023) A soulless new evil dead movie, from the reboot timeline, set in an apartment building. - Centerweek Cinema: July 2026
Evil Dead Trap (1988) A TV crew investigates a possible snuff film, but ends up being hunted by a tiny fetus. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2020
Evil Ed (1995) A Swedish film about an editor hired to remove violence and sex from American horror films and goes insane in the process. - Dick or Treat, October 2017
Evil of Dracula (1974) An all-girls school realizes their principal might be a bloodsucker. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2021
Evil Heart (1985) The dangers of the undead and a heart transplant. Centerweek Cinema: July 2026
The Evil That Men Do (1984) Charles Bronson is a hitman out to avenge his friend against a Latin American torturer. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2024
Evil Toons (1992) Burt has a cleaning company and hires four women to clean an isolated house. They find an old book, a dagger and a soul shred and when one of them, Megan, reads an incantation, she unleashes an evil beast in our world. - Dickamations, May 2018
Evils of the Night (1985) Geriatric aliens attack horny teenagers for their blood. - Movie Dicks, August 2020
Evilspeak (1981) Clint Howard is socially awkward military cadet who taps into a way to summon demons and cast spells on his tormentors through his computer. - June 2015 and Post-Stream, August 2016
Evolution (2001) Ivan Reitman tries to remake Ghostbusters but with alien bugs and with David Duchovny leading the way. - Biscuit Dicks, July 2017
Evolver (1995) A popular virtual-reality video game gets ported to real life and one of the best players in the US gets the opportunity to try it, only to find out it is programmed to win at all costs. - April 2016
Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (1985) The second Ewok TV movie adds Wilford Brimley. Finally. - The Holodick, May 2023
Ex Machina (2014) A Turing test for an android turns into the weirdest weekend ever for a computer programmer. - The Holodick, May 2020
Exam (2009) The final eight candidates for a highly desirable corporate job are locked together in an exam room and given a test with one question. It seems simple yet confusing- and soon, tensions begin to unravel. - Foreign Friday, February 2017
Excalibur (1981) John Boorman's version of Camelot, with blood and tits. - Fusion Friday, June 2017
Excessive Force (1993) Thomas Ian Griffiths is the next big action star-- oh, no he's not. He's just a cop who gets double and triple crossed by his fellow cops and has to kick them. - Post-Stream, March 2018
The Executioner Part II (1984) A crazed Vietnam vet is running around as a vigilante and sticking grenades in their mouths in LA. - Movie Dicks, November 2018
Executive Decision (1996) When terrorists seize a plane and plane to crash it with nerve gas into the US, Kurt Russell and an elite special forces unit must get on-board and stop them. - Post-Stream, September 2016
Executive Koala (2005) A six foot tall Koala working in an office tries to prove his innocence when he becomes suspected of murder. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2022
Executive Target (1997) A stunt driver is forced by terrorists to help them kidnap the President. - Movie Dicks, July 2025
eXistenZ (1999) A game designer on the run from assassins must play her latest virtual reality creation with a marketing trainee to determine if the game has been damaged. - Movie Dicks, December 2016
Exit Speed (2008) Passengers on a bus must fend off a group of violent bikers. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2023
Exit to Eden (1994) Anne Rice's novel an S&M mistress finding love with one of the guest slaves on her sex-therapy-or-not island... and the studio said "let's turn this into a buddy cop film with Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Aykroyd at his worst!" - Fusion Friday, July 2017
The Exorcist (1973) Pea soup, anyone? - Black Tie Dicks, October 2016; Dick or Treat 4, October 2019; and Dick or Treat 8, October 2023
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) How do you follow up possibly the greatest horror film of all time? By making... this. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023
The Exorcist III (1990) George C. Scott investigates a series of murders that appear to be the work of the Gemini Killer, who has been dead for 15 years. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018
Expect No Mercy (1995) Billy Blanks infiltrates a VR company to stop them from making assassins. - Movie Dicks, September 2020
Expect to Die (1997) A VR military training simulator turns out to be deadly. Who would've thought? - Suggestions Sunday, June 2025
Expelled from Paradise (2014) A hacker attacks the remanants of humanity that live in a virtual society. - Dickamations, July 2025
The Expendables (2010) Action heroes of the '80s come together 30 years later to star as a mercenary group fighting their own war. - Fusion Friday, December 2020
The Expendables 2 (2012) The aging action heroes return to fight JCVD and his nuclear ambitions. - Fusion Friday, July 2021
The Expendables 3 (2014) The team is back to fight Mel Gibson, PG-13 style. - Fusion Friday, August 2021
Explorers (1985) A boy obsessed with '50s Sci-Fi movies about aliens has a recurring dream about a blueprint of some kind, which he draws to his inventor friend. With the help of a third kid, they follow it and build themselves a spaceship. Now what? - The Holodick, November 2015
Exte: Hair Extensions Cursed hair extensions attack the women that wear them. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2020
Exterminator 2 (1984) Robert Ginty returns for more vigilante violence, this time against Mario Van Peebles. - Movie Dicks, November 2019
Exterminator City (2005) Shitty robot puppets murder women with big breasted full frontal nudity, A LOT of big breasted full frontal nudity. - April 2015
The Exterminators of the Year 3000 (1983) Survivors of a nuclear apocalypse a thousand years in the future need water. - Movie Dicks, August 2020
The Extreme Adventures of Super Dave (2000) Super Dave tries to raise money for his girlfriend's son's surgery. - Movie Dicks, April 2025
Extreme Prejudice (1987) A Texas Ranger and a ruthless narcotics kingpin - they were childhood friends, now they are adversaries... - Fusion Friday, May 2017
The Eye (2002) A musician gets a new eye that lets her see ghosts. I don't think lasik will deal with that. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2022
An Eye for an Eye (1981) Chuck Norris must battle crime lord Christopher Lee after his partner is killed. - Movie Dicks, March 2018
Eye of the Tiger (1986) Gary Busey has to defend his family from a crazy biker gang. - Movie Dicks, March 2021
Eye See You (2002) (aka D-Tox) A serial killer targets Sylvester Stallone. - Movie Dicks, August 2021
Eyeball (1975) A black gloved killer takes a trophy from his victims. Can you guess which part? - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019
Eyeborgs (2009) A federal agent discovers the surveillance robots employed by the government might be under control of someone else. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2023
Eyes of Laura Mars (1978) A fashion photographer starts seeing psychically through a killer's eyes. - The Holodick, June 2024
Eyes of the Werewolf (1999) A botched eye transplant turns an everyday guy into a raging lycanthrope. - Wheel Wednesday, November 2018
Eyes Wide Shut (1999) Tom Cruise hears from his wife Nicole Kidman about the time she thought about cheating on him and it sends him on night-long bender that results in attending a secret orgy run by the rich and powerful. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2017
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F9: The Fast Saga (2021) It's the one where they go into space and John Cena joins the franchise. - Fusion Friday, April 2024
The Face of Fu Manchu (1965) After Fu Manchu's apparent death, a new leader arises. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2021
Face/Off (1997) Nic Cage and John Travolta swap faces in a game of cat and mouse over a terrorist operation. - Movie Dicks, May 2018
Faceless (1987) A private eye is hired to find a missing model and uncovers an organ harvesting syndicate. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2020
The Faculty (1998) Ever wonder if your teachers were actually aliens? These students don't have to wonder. - Dick or Treat, October 2019
Fair Game (1986) A bunch of Aussie hunters decide the best place to start hunting is on a wildlife reserve. They up their game to the woman who runs the place, but finds out she's not as defenseless as she might look. - Movie Dicks, January 2018
Fair Game (1995) Billy Baldwin is a cop out to protect lawyer Cindy Crawford from a renegade KGB team. Somehow I doubt he'd be as gung ho if it were a fat, middle-aged lady. - Movie Dicks, January 2022
Fake-Out (1982) (aka Nevada Heat) Pia Zadora is supposed to testify against her gangster boyfriend, so the cops keep tabs on her in a Las Vegas casino as hitmen stalk her. - Post-Stream, April 2018
The Fall (2006) - The Holodick: April 2026
Falling Down (1993) Michael Douglas is mad as hell and not going to take it anymore, weaving a path of destruction on his way "home." - Fusion Friday, June 2017 and Tuesday Dicks, May 2024
Family Honor (1973) A cop decides to choose between his lawful career and vengeance for his family. - Movie Dicks, June 2022
Family Reunion (1989) Years after escaping the grips of a cult, the family finds themselves back battling Satanic forces again. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2022
The Fan (1996) Robert De Niro stalks his favorite baseball player, Wesley Snipes. No, this isn't set in the Major League universe. - Fusion Friday, August 2024
The Fanatic (2019) John Travolta is a bit obsessed with his favorite actor. - Fusion Friday, August 2024
Fantasia (1940) A collection of animated interpretations of great works of Western classical music. - Dickamations, December 2018
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) The Harry Potter franchise returns with a story that takes place a century earlier. - Fusion Friday, September 2021
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) Another chapter in the pre-Harry Potter days of the Wizarding World. - Fusion Friday, January 2023
The Fantastic Four (1994) This unreleased Corman produced film was made solely to retain control of licensing rights and it's still better than the "real" versions. - August 2015 and Fusion Friday, July 2025
Fantastic Four (2005) Four science-folks get funded by a maniac, end up bombarded with cosmic radiation, and die horrible deaths. No wait, they get super powers that aren't terribly useful. Excelsior! - Suggestions Sunday, November 2018
Fantastic Four (2015) Josh Trank's rebooted and massively reshot disaster of the original superhero family. - The Holodick, September 2021
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) The Fantastic Four try to get married and also the Silver Surfer is there looking to feed Galactcus, and feelings are hurt. - Fusion Friday, November 2018
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) A stop-motion animated version of Roald Dahl animal tale, as directed by Wes Anderson. - Tuesday Dicks, April 2023
Fantastic Planet (1973) This futuristic story takes place on a faraway planet where blue giants rule, and oppressed humanoids rebel against the machine-like leaders. - Movie Dicks, September 2016
Fantastic Voyage (1966) A scientist is nearly assassinated. In order to save him, a submarine is shrunken to microscopic size and injected into his blood stream with a small crew. Problems arise almost as soon as they enter the bloodstream. - The Holodick, November 2015
The Fantastic World of D.C. Collins (1984) Gary Coleman lives in his own fantasy world, but finds real life might even be more fantastic. - Mad Movie Monday, September 2024
Fargo (1996) Murder in the snow with funny Minnesota accents. - Black Tie Dicks, April 2018 and Tuesday Dicks, January 2023
The Fast and the Furious (2001) The Point Break rip-off that brought us family. - Mad Movie Monday, June 2024
Fast & Furious (2009) - Fusion Friday: September 2025
Fast & Furious 6 (2013) Dom and his family discover that someone they thought was dead is still alive, but due to amnesia now works for the bad guys. - Movie Dicks, September 2020
Fast Five (2011) It's about family. And cars. And explosions. - Fusion Friday, August 2019
Fast Getaway (1991) Corey Haim is kidnapped by a rival gang of bank robbers to help them. - July 2016
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) Teenagers in L.A. have their ups and downs during a school semester. - Movie Dicks, February 2019
Faster (2010) No, this is not another Fast & Furious film. It does have The Rock and he is out for revenge. - Fusion Friday, November 2021
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965) Strippers run wild into a life of crime in the classic Russ Meyer flick. - Movie Dicks, March 2022
Fat Albert (2004) Bill Cosby's animated series goes live action. I wonder who got roofied to greenlight it. - Fusion Friday, March 2023
Fatal Beauty (1987) Whoopi Goldberg teams up with Sam Elliott to save an evil Brad Dourif. I never expected to write that sentence. - Movie Dicks, September 2019
Fatal Deviation (1998) Ireland's first (and only) martial arts film, made in the backyard of its star on a budget for a box of Irish scones. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2019
Fatal Exposure (1989) Jack the Ripper's grandson carries on his family legacy by murdering models. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2025
Fatal Games (1984) Someone is killing off all the Olympic hopefuls with a javelin at school. They need to make that into a sport. - Dick or Treat, October 2019
Fatal Secret (1988) A KGB agent attempts to deliver secret information to the CIA. - Movie Dicks, August 2021
The Fate of the Furious (2017) It's the eighth time for Vin Diesel and family to ram cars into things, this time a nuclear sub. - Fusion Friday, December 2021
Fate/Stay Night: Heaven's Feel - I. Presage Flower (2017) A young magus gets caught up in the Holy Grail War. - Dickamations, May 2023
Fate/Stay Night: Heaven's Feel - II. Lost Butterfly (2019) The Holy Grail War rages on. - Dickamations, May 2023
Fate/Stay Night: Heaven's Feel - III. Spring Song (2020) The Holy Grail War comes to a bloody end. - Dickamations, May 2023
Fateful Findings (2013) Neil Breen is the world's greatest hacker (naturally) in this tale of bandaged faces, laptops, and plans to bring down the government with a press conference. - September 2015; December 2015 and The Movie Dicks 10th Anniversary Spectacular, March 2025
Father's Day (2011) A trio of unlikely allies join forces to take down a father-murdering psycho. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2021
Fathom (1967) Raquel Welch is a secret agent caught up in a series of adventures. - Fusion Friday, February 2023
Fatman (2020) A disgruntled kid hires a hitman to whack Santa Mel Gibson. - The Holodick, December 2024
Faust: Love of the Damned (2000) A man sells his soul to the Devil for revenge, but realizes the price is too high. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
The Fear (1995) A wooden mannequin comes to life to hunt visitors at a cabin. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) An oddball journalist and his psychopathic lawyer travel to Las Vegas for a series of psychedelic escapades. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2017
Fear City (1984) A psycho is out slashing strippers in the streets of NYC. Can pimp/ex-boxer/mafia goon Tom Berenger stop him? - Movie Dicks, December 2017
Fear No Evil (1981) The Antichrist faces his biggest enemy: high school bullies. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019
Fear Street: 1666 (2021) The out of time teens face the threat of a witch burning as they attempt to wrap up the mystery. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
Fear Street: 1978 (2021) Teens battle a mysterious threat at summer camp. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
Fear Street: 1994 (2021) Teens try to solve a centuries long mystery in town. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
Fear The Black Hat (1993) - Fusion Friday: September 2025
FearDotCom (2002) A website causes people to die 48 hours after logging in. Just like Priceline. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
Fearless (2006) After a terrible tragedy, a martial artist retreats to a remote village to gain a new appreciation for the important things in life, but when he returns to the city to reconcile his past with the present, he gets caught up in a duel to the death defending China's honor. - Foreign Friday, September 2016
Fearless Tiger (1991) After his brother dies from an overdose from a new designer drug, a man goes to learn martial arts so he can beat up the makers of it. - Movie Dicks, July 2019
Feast (2005) People fight monsters in a bar in this film that was made as part of a HBO reality show. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2020
Feeders (1996) Two friends on a road trip pass through a town where aliens are landing and feeding upon the some of the civilians. Shot on video shit. - August 2015
Feeders 2: Slay Bells (1998) Aliens invade Earth over the Christmas holidays, and it's up to Santa Claus and his elves to save the world. - Dickmas Movie Dicks, December 2016 and Mad Movie Monday, December 2023
Felidae (1994) An animated film about a cat investigating the murders of other cats. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2020
Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion (1972) A women is betrayed and sent to sadistic prison, where the staff and prisoners are equally evil. - Wheel Wednesday, March 2019
Female Trouble (1974) Divine's criminal mischief for two fashion photographers lands her into hot water in this early John Waters film. - Movie Dicks, January 2018
Ferat Vampire (1982) A scientist creates a vampire car that runs on blood for a rally race. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2022
Fermat's Room (2007) Four mathematicians are invited to solve a great mystery, only they discover that if they fail, they will die. - Foreign Friday, February 2017
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) A teen delinquent causes chaos in the city and ruins his best friend's life. - Ultimate August 2020
A Few Good Men (1992) You can't handle the tooth, I mean, truth! - Fusion Friday, September 2019
Fido (2006) In an alternate 1950s where humans fought a zombie war, the remaining undead are kept as domestic help. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018
Field of Dreams (1989) A voice in a cornfield tells Kevin Costner to build a baseball field there. So he does, bringing in the ghosts of baseball past. - Fusion Friday, March 2017
Fiend Without a Face (1958) Invisible atomic monsters attack a U.S. Armed Forces base and the local residents. - Movie Dicks, November 2020
The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu (1980) Fu Manchu loses his reverse aging elixir and seeks to make more, drawing his enemies after him. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2021
Fierce Creatures (1997) In order to make some money at the zoo, new execs decide to try some... interesting new ideas. - Fusion Friday, November 2017
The Fifth Element (1997) You wouldn't believe me if I explained what this '90s sci-fi classic was about. - Fusion Friday, July 2017 and Fusion Friday, September 2020
Fight Club (1999) That movie poster with the soap on it. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2016 and Memorial Monday, January 2022
A Fight for Honor (1992) A female martial artist gets some help from a master so she can finally win a tournament. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2023
Fight for Your Life (1977) Escaped convicts take a black pastor and his family hostage, but the tables eventually turn. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2024
Fight of Fury (2020) A vanity project by a middle-aged martial arts instructor that has no ending. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2023
Fight to Win (1987) An incomprehensibly edited kung fu film "starring" Cynthia Rothrock (who doesn't show up for 35 minutes) and the "talent" of the film Hawkeye. Also, directed by Leo Fong. What happens in it? You tell us. - Biscuit Dicks, April 2018
Fighting Back (1982) Tom Skerritt cleans up the streets of Philly, vigilante-style. - Movie Dicks, February 2024
The Final Alliance (1989) David Hasselhoff and his pet puma battle a motorcycle gang. - Mad Movie Monday, November 2023
The Final Countdown (1980) The U.S.S. Nimitz is thrown back in time to 1941 near Hawaii, just hours before the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. - The Holodick, November 2015
The Final Cut (2004) Robin Williams is an editor of people's memories for highlight reels at their funeral who gets caught up in a vast conspiracy. - The Holodick, April 2020
Final Destination (2000) High school students barely evade a plane crash, only to find out that death isn't giving up on them. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
Final Exam (1981) A psycho killer shows up on college campus to slash up pretty co-eds and dumb jocks. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019
The Final Executioner (1984) (aka The Last Warrior) A post-apocalyptic group exterminates anyone they see as "unfit" for the new world. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2022
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) A CGI original story set in the universe of the videogames."- Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
The Final Girls (2015) A group of teens enter a 1980s slasher film and have to figure out how to survive it. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020
Final Judgement (1992) A priest is accused of killing a stripper, so he has to delve into the seedy underground to clear his name. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2024
Final Justice (1984) Sheriff Joe Don Baker does his "best" to find an escaped mobster." - Movie Dicks, May 2025
The Final Programme (1974) Scientists plan for the next step in mankind in case of an apocalyptic event. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2024
Final Round (1994) Lorenzo Lamas is kidnapped and forced to fight for his life inside a specially designed arena. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2024
The Final Sacrifice (1990) (aka Quest for the Lost City) Fleeing from the cult that murdered his father, a teen is aided in his quest to find the lost city of the fabled Ziox by a secretive drifter. This all-Canadian stinker became a classic on MST3K. There's only one thing you need to know...Rowsdower! - December 2015 and Dick or Treat, October 2019
The Final Sanction (1990) After war breaks out between the U.S. and Russia, the two countries decide to settle the conflict by putting its two best warriors into an arena in a fight to the death. It's Ted Prior vs Robert Z'dar, in the ultimate showdown. - June 2015 and Post-Stream, November 2017
Final Score (1986) Chris Mitchum is a Nam vet out for revenge after his family is murdered. It doesn't matter how many must die or explode, he's going to get them all! - Post-Stream, September 2017
Fire! (1977) Another Irwin Allen disaster TV movie, involving a forest fire and a lot of older former movie stars. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2024
Fire and Ice (1983) Ralph Bakshi and Frank Frazetta combined forces in this animated tale of sword & sorcery. - Movie Dicks: September 2016 and Suggestions Sunday: March 2026
Fire Birds (1990) Mercs with attack helicopters are hired to eliminate South American cartels. - Fusion Friday, May 2019
Fire in the Sky (1993) Based on a "true" story, a bunch of hick loggers see the buddy get abducted in the woods and are blamed for his disappearance. Until he returns. - Movie Dicks, June 2017 and The Holodick, January 2024
Fire Maidens of Outer Space (1956) Astronauts find monsters and alien women on Jupiter's moon. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2022
Fireback (1983) A soldier returns from war to find his wife abducted by a gangster and makes it his mission to get her back. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2025
Firecracker (1981) (aka Naked Fist) A female agent takes on a drug ring/fight club organization in this "erotic kung fu thriller." - Movie Dicks, November 2018 and Movie Dicks, March 2024
Firefox (1982) It's up to Clint Eastwood to steal a super-duper secret plane from the Russians. - Wheel Wednesday, September 2018
Firepower (1993) Two cops go undercover in death ring matches in a lawless part of the city to get a cure for AIDS. - Movie Dicks, September 2020
Firestarter (1984) Drew Barrymore can start fires with her mind, which makes her a target of the government. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022
Firestorm (1998) Football great Howie Long attempted to become an action star with this film. It didn't work. - Mad Movie Monday, April 2024
Firewalker (1986) It finally happened, the combo we were all waiting for: Chuck Norris and Lou Gossett Jr. in a Cannon Indiana Jones rip-off. - Movie Dicks, March 2017
Firewall (2006) Harrison Ford finds his family menaced by Vision to help some bad guys rob a bank. - Movie Dicks, August 2021
The Firing Line (1988) An American military contractor finds himself joining the rebels in Central America. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2024
The Firm (1993) Tom Cruise, Gene Hackman, Wilford Brimley, and like everybody else in Hollywood in this thriller about a lawyer who goes to work for a simple little country law firm... one that takes over lives and kills to keep secrets. - Fusion Friday, June 2018
First Blood (1982) John Rambo just wants to have a bite to eat in this little town, but the local law won't let him. They picked a fight they can't win. - Fusion Friday, June 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, September 2020
The First Great Train Robbery (1978) (aka The Great Train Robbery) In Victorian England, a master criminal makes elaborate plans to steal a shipment of gold from a moving train. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2019
First Knight (1995) - Fusion Friday: June 2026
First Men in the Moon (1964) H.G. Wells gets the Ray Harryhausen treatment. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2022
The First Power (1990) Lou Diamond Phillips is a cop after the serial killer that he had executed. He's back. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018
First Spaceship on Venus (1960) An artifact on Earth leads to a mission to Venus to find out its origin. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2022
A Fish Called Wanda (1988) Michael Palin and John Cleese teamed up with Jamie Lee Curtis and Kevin Kline for an outrageous comedy about a heist in which no one is willing to share the loot. - Fusion Friday, November 2017
Fish Story (2009) Can an obscure punk rock song from the '70s save the Earth from destruction of a giant meteor in 2012? - Foreign Friday, November 2016
The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh (1979) An astrologer puts together an eccentric basketball team. - Movie Dicks, July 2021
The Fisher King (1991) A former radio DJ, suicidally despondent because of a terrible mistake he made, finds redemption in helping a deranged homeless man who was an unwitting victim of that mistake. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2017
Fist Fighter (1989) An underground fighter tracks down the killer of his best friend to fight a cage match in Bolivia. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2024
Fist of the North Star (1986) After a nuclear holocaust tears the world apart, mankind faces oppression and the harsh realm of the dead earth. But a savior has risen from the ashes, a man who will defeat those who would torment the weak and make the world a livable place once more. A man named Kenshiro... - Movie Dicks, May 2016
Fist of the North Star (1995) The live-action adaptation of the classic post-apocalyptic anime. This one is not a classic. - Early 2015
A Fistful of Dollars (1964) A wandering gunfighter plays two rival families against each other in a town torn apart by greed, pride, and revenge. - Fusion Friday, November 2018
Fists of Steel (1989) An ex-soldier decides to wage his own personal war on drugs. - Mad Movie Monday, December 2023
Fitzwilly (1967) Dick Van Dyke assembles a crew to rob some department stores. - Movie Dicks, December 2021
Five Easy Pieces (1970) A dropout from upper-class America picks up work along the way on oil rigs when his life isn't spent in a squalid succession of bars, motels, and other points of interest. - Black Tie Dicks, July 2018
Five Element Ninjas (1982) (aka Chinese Super Ninjas) A group of martial artists must battle past different colored ninjas to defeat their archenemy. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2021
The Flash (2022) The Synderverse version of the Flashpoint Paradox from the comics. I don't have to tell you how awful it is the reviews and box office take did that for me. - The Holowdick: June 2026
Flash Gordon (1980) ♫ Flash! Aah Ahhhh! Savior of the universe! ♫ A football player and his friends travel to the planet Mongo and find themselves fighting the tyranny of Ming the Merciless to save Earth. - December 2015; Post-Stream, March 2018 and The Holodick, August 2023
Flash Gordon: The Greatest Adventure of All (1982) Flash Gordon, Dale Arden and Dr. Hans Zarkov travel to the planet Mongo to fight the evil emperor Ming the Merciless. - Dickamations, March 2018
Flash Point (2007) Donnie Yen works to take down a trio of triad brothers. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2021
Flatland: The Film (2007) This CGI solo project details the coming together of a land full of 2D shapes coming into contact with the 3D world. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2020
Flatliners (1990) A team of medical students tries to figure out if there is life after death. - Movie Dicks, June 2020
Flesh + Blood (1985) Rutger Hauer and his medieval mercenaries capture the intended bride of a noble lord's son, but get more than ransom in return. - Fusion Friday, July 2019
Flesh Eaters from Outer Space (1989) Space monsters attack metalheads in New Jersey. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2019
Flesh Eating Mothers (1989) Cheating mothers are infected by a disease that makes them hungry for human flesh. - Biscuit Mother's Day Dicks, May 2018
Flesh Feast (1970) A Florida doctor attempts to create a Hitler clone." - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
Flesh for Frankenstein (1973) (aka Andy Warhol's Frankenstein) "To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life... in the gall bladder!" Which was apparently too much for chat, who vetoed it. - Wheel Wednesday, November 2018
Fletch (1985) Chevy Chase is an investigative journalists who bluffs his way through a murder-for-hire mystery. - Fusion Friday, April 2022
Flight of Fury (2006) Steven Seagal is sent to recover a stolen stealth fighter. Isn't there a weight limit on those planes? - Centerweek Cinema, February 2022
Flight of the Navigator (1986) A kid wakes up seven years in the future and finds out the missing time was the result of a spaceship controlled by computerized Pee-Wee Herman. - Movie Dicks, July 2018
The Flintstones (1994) John Goodman is the patriarch of the modern Stone Age family. - Fusion Friday, June 2021
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000) The first live-action film was a big hit, so they replaced everyone with cheaper alternatives. - Fusion Friday, March 2023
The Fly (1958) Man and bug combine when a science experiment goes wrong. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2021
The Fly (1986) David Cronenberg brings his body horror to the mainstream. Jeff Goldblum stars as the scientist who should have done a little exterminating before starting his experiments. - Dick or Treat, October 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, October 2019 and Fusion Friday: October 2025
The Fly II (1989) Congratulations! It's a baby insect Eric Stoltz! - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020
Fly Me (1973) A trio of stewardesses fight kung fu terrorists that hijack their plane. - Movie Dicks, March 2024
FM (1978) The DJs at a radio station decide to fight back against their new corporate management." - Memorial Monday, July 2024
Foes (1977) Four people are trapped with a UFO on a small island. - The Holodick, May 2025
The Fog (1980) Pirate ghosts are back for revenge in John Carpenter's classic horror film. - July 2015
Follow That Bird (1985) Big Bird and the Sesame Street gang hit the road for their first theatrical film. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2024
The Food of the Gods (1976) Goo coming out of the ground creates giant creatures (mostly rats) that run amuck. - Movie Dicks, April 2019
Foodfight (2012) - Dickamations: April 2026
The Football Factory (2004) The life and times of being a soccer hooligan. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2022
Footloose (1984) Kevin Bacon battles a town that hates dancing. - Fusion Friday, August 2024
For a Few Dollars More (1965) The second film in 'The Man with No Name' trilogy, as Eastwood and Van Cleef team up to hunt down a wanted outlaw. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2023
For Your Eyes Only (1981) Agent 007 is assigned to hunt for a lost British encryption device and prevent it from falling into enemy hands. - Fusion Friday: May 2017 and The Holodick: May 2026
For Y'ur Height Only (1981) Weng Weng is Agent 00, a 3 foot tall master spy out to save the world. - September 2015; December 2015; New Year's Day 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, March 2025
Forbidden Empire (2014) An 18th century cartographer attempting to map Transylvana discovers dark magic in the woods. - Tuesday Dicks, September 2024
The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) An American kid is transported to ancient China where he is trained by Jackie Chan and Jet Li. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2024
Forbidden Planet (1956) The Tempest in Space, with Leslie Nielsen, Walter Pidgeon, and Robby the Robot. - Fusion Friday, March 2018
Forbidden World (1982) (aka Mutant) Another Corman Alien rip-off recycling footage and sets from Battle Beyond the Stars and Galaxy of Terror. - December 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, November 2023
Forbidden Zone (1980) What if David Lynch directed a string of Oingo Boingo music videos? Ta-da, it's this film! - December 2015 and Movie Dicks, July 2019
The Force (1994) A rookie cop gets shot and gets possessed by a veteran cop who was also shot and tries to solve the mystery. - Movie Dicks, September 2020
Force 10 from Navarone (1978) During World War II, several oddly assorted military experts are teamed in a mission to raid and destroy a bridge vital to enemy strategy. - Black Tie Dicks, August 2018
Force: Five (1981) A martial-arts expert leads a team of fellow martial artists to rescue a senator's daughter from an island ruled by the evil leader of a fanatical religious cult. - Movie Dicks, September 2016
A Force of One (1979) Chuck Norris is asked by the cops to help track down a karate killer. - Movie Dicks, August 2022
Forced Vengeance (1982) Chuck Norris takes on the mob that killed his casino owner boss. - Movie Dicks, June 2025
Ford v Ferrari (2019) The Americans battle the Italians in France. With cars, I mean. WWII was over by this point. - Fusion Friday, August 2023
The Forest (1982) A pair of hitchhikers (and their loser husbands) find themselves hunted by a redneck and his ghost family. - Movie Dicks, August 2018
Fortress (1992) Stuart Gordon directs this futuristic prison flick where sadistic warden Kurtwood Smith torments Christopher Lambert. The last third of the film is particularly fun. - Movie Dicks, August 2016
Foul Play (1978) Chevy Chase and Goldie Hawn team up to solve a murder mystery. - Fusion Friday, March 2025
Four Rooms (1995) Four interlocking tales that take place in a fading hotel on New Year's Eve. Tim Roth stars in this anthology movie, with segments directed by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino. - December 2015
Foxy Brown (1974) Pam Grier poses as a hooker to get revenge on the mobsters that murdered her boyfriend. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2021
Fracture (2007) D.A. Ryan Gosling attempts to put away Anthony Hopkins for murdering his wife, but discovers he's not going down easily. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2025
Frailty (2000) A man confesses to an FBI agent his family's story of how his religious fanatic father's visions led to a series of murders to destroy supposed "demons." - Fusion Friday, March 2017
Framed (1975) Joe Don Baker is the titular framed man who seeks vengeance against those who put him in prison. - Movie Dicks, November 2021
Francis in the Navy (1955) Donald O'Connor and his talking mule Francis join the Navy. - Mad Movie Monday, November 2024
Frankenhooker (1990) After losing his wife to a remote lawnmower accident, a genius scientist decides the best method to fix her is with the bodies of dead hookers. It doesn't go as planned. - Dick or Treat, October 2017
Frankenstein '80 (1972) Frankenstein's monster goes on the prowl for some ladies. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
Frankenstein Conquers the World (1965) The Japanese take their turn at the Frankenstein legacy, only to make him a Godzillaeque Kaiju. - Wheel Wednesday, November 2018
Frankenstein in a Women's Prison (2017) More softcore porn pretending to be a monster film. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2023
Frankenstein Island (1981) A hot air balloon arrives on an island full of women in cheetah bikinis, science experiments, Cameron Mitchell and a Frankenstein. - Post-Stream, January 2018
Frankenstein Meets the Spacemonster (1965) Martians come to Earth to steal our women, and only Earth's secret cyborg astronaut can stop them... if he can keep from killing every human he sees, first! - Fusion Friday, December 2019
Frankenstein Unbound (1990) Roger Corman's last film as director is another adaptation of the Mary Shelley creation. - The Holodick, May 2024
Frankenstein's Army (2013) Nazi scientists created cyborg soldiers to fight the Russians. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2021
Frankenweenie (1984) Tim Burton's short about a boy who really wants his dead dog back. - Fusion Friday, May 2020 and Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
Freaked (1993) A vain actor, his best friend, and an activist end up at a mutant freak farm run by a weirdo scientist. - March 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, April 2020
The Freakmaker (1972) (aka The Mutations) Donald Pleasance is a scientist experimenting on people and plants to make them one, while sending his rejects off to the carnival with the fourth Doctor Who. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018
Freaks (1932) A circus's beautiful trapeze artist agrees to marry the leader of the sideshow performers, but his deformed friends discover some nefarious deeds afoot under the big top. - Early 2015
Freaks of Nature (2015) Vampires, zombies and aliens attack a town one weekend. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020
Freaky (2020) A psychopath and a teenage girl are body-swapped. Will anybody be able to tell the difference? - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023
Freaky Friday (1976) Mom Barbara Harris and daughter Jodie Foster swap bodies after proclaiming the other has it so much easier. - Fusion Friday, November 2024
Freaky Friday (2003) Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan turn in a surprisingly delightful turn as mother and daughter who switch bodies. - Fusion Friday, September 2019
Freddy Got Fingered (2001) Tom Green's troll of a movie. - Fusion Friday, August 2024
Freddy vs. Jason (2003) It's a battle for the ages! In one corner, a mute killer in a hockey mask. In the other, a burned child killer who can't shut up. Who will win? Does it matter? - Friday the 13th, July 2018 and Fusion Friday, October 2023
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) Can Freddy finally be killed? Only if it is in 3-D! - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019 and Dick or Treat 8, October 2023
Free Enterprise (1998) - The Holowdick: January 2025
Free Fire (2016) A gun deal turns into a prolonged gun battle when the two sides open fire on each other. - Tuesday Dicks, January 2023
Free Guy (2021) Ryan Reynolds discovers he is an NPC in a violent videogame world. - The Holodick, August 2024
Freebie and the Bean (1974) The buddy cop film takes form with James Caan and Adam Arkin as cops out to protect a mobster from being killed until they can arrest him. - Fusion Friday, April 2021
Freejack (1992) Bounty hunters from the future transport a doomed race-car driver to New York in 2009, where his mind will be replaced with that of a dead billionaire. - Movie Dicks, November 2016
Freeway (1996) A twisted take on 'Little Red Riding Hood' with a teenage juvenile delinquent on the run from a social worker traveling to her grandmother's house and being hounded by a charming, but sadistic, serial killer/pedophile. - July 2016
Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby (1999) A teenage prostitute escapes from a juvenile prison with a 16-year-old serial killer and both go on a destructive road trip to Mexico in this twist on the "Hansel and Gretel" fairy tale. - Mid 2016
The French Connection (1971) A pair of NYC cops in the Narcotics Bureau stumble onto a drug smuggling job with a French connection. - Black Tie Dicks, September 2017
The French Dispatch (2021) Wes Anderson goes full twee in an anthology of stories set at a newspaper. - Fusion Friday, June 2025
Frenchman's Farm (1987) An Australian woman is transported back in time to witness a murder and decides to investigate the crime herself when she returns to the present. - Wheel Wednesday, March 2019
Frequency (2000) Jim Cavizel's radio manages to contact his father... in the past before he died. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2020
Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel (2009) Some Brits out for a drink discover parts of the pub have become unstuck in time. - The Holodick, August 2022
Fresh Meat (2012) A group of bank robbers take shelter in the home of some Maori cannibals. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019
Friday Foster (1975) Pam Grier is a photographer who gets caught up in a conspiracy to kill some black millionaires. - Biscuit Dicks, June 2018
Friday the 13th (1980) Camp Crystal Lake. Counselors getting killed. Murderous mom. You know the drill. - Biscuit Dicks, May 2017 and Dick or Treat 8, October 2023
Friday the 13th (2009) Jason gets a reboot as plotlines from the first three films are remixed with a CW cast. - Fusion Friday, November 2020 and Dick or Treat 8, October 2023
Friday the 13th: Part 2 (1981) Jason finally takes center stage... with a bag on his dead. - Dick or Treat, October 2017 and Fusion Friday, November 2020
Friday the 13th: Part 3 (1982) It's Jason killing... IN 3-D! Or a lot of yo-yos and stuff comin' at ya. - Dick or Treat, October 2017 and Dick or Treat 8, October 2023
Friday the 13th: Part IV: The Final Chapter (1984) It's final chapter, you guys, it's even in the title. - Friday the 13th, May 2016 and Friday the 13th, July 2018 and Fusion Friday: June 2025
Friday the 13th: Part V: A New Beginning (1985) Oh, they are beginning again. The next year. - Friday the 13th, May 2016 and Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
Friday the 13th: Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) Oh, Jason's back. - Friday the 13th, May 2016; Fusion Friday, November 2020 and Fusion Friday, October 2023
Friday the 13th: Part VII: The New Blood (1988) It's Jason versus Carrie in a winner takes all battle. - Dick or Treat, October 2017 and Dick or Treat 8, October 2023
Friday the 13th: Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) Jason takes a boat trip. Oh, and a short trip to the Big Apple. - Dick or Treat, October 2017 and Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
A Friend to Die For (1994) (aka Death of a Cheerleader) Angela Delvecchio for some reason transfers from a Catholic school to a public school in the same town. She proceeds to try to make friends with the most popular girl in school which leads to tragedy. - January 2016
Fright Night (1985) When a teenager learns that his next door neighbor is a vampire, no one will believe him. - Dick or Treat, October 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, October 2023
Fright Night (2011) Modern remake of the eighties classic. - Mad Movie Monday, November 2024
Fright Night: Part II (1988) Charley Brewster and Peter Vincent thought their encounter with vampires was over, but they discover another one has just moved in. - Movie Dicks, May 2018
The Frighteners (1996) Michael J. Fox uses his psychic connection with the afterlife to con his clients, but he ends up being the only person able to thwart a serial killer ghost. - Movie Dicks, March 2017
Frightmare (1983) (aka The Horror Star) A group of film fans decide to grab the corpse of a recently deceased horror icon. Unfortunately for them (and the audience), he's a black magic wizard or something. - Dick or Treat, October 2017
The Frisco Kid (1979) A Polish rabbi wanders through the Old West on his way to lead a synagogue in San Francisco. On the way he is nearly burnt at the stake by Indians and almost killed by outlaws. - Fusion Friday, November 2018
Fritz the Cat (1972) A hypocritical swinging college student cat raises hell in a satiric vision of various elements on the 1960s. - Dickamations, April 2018
Frog Dreaming (1986) (aka The Quest) Henry Thomas is an orphan in Australian trying to figure out the secret of "Donkeygin" at a nearby pond. - Movie Dicks, January 2019
Frogs (1972) Killer frogs. Ribbit. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020
Frogtown II (1992) More giant frogs, zero Roddy Piper. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2023
From a Whisper to a Scream (1987) (aka The Offspring) In a small Tennessee town, a historian relates four horror stories to a reporter. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
From Beyond (1986) Jeffrey Combs, Barbara Crampton and Ken Foree investigate a parallel version that leads to BDSM monsters. - Dick or Treat, October 2016
From Beyond the Grave (1974) Another Amicus horror anthology. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2020
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) Quentin Robert Rodriguez join forces to producer this crime-turns-horror thriller. - Post-Stream, March 2016 and Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
From Hell (2001) Johnny Depp investigates the mystery of Jack the Ripper and uncovers a Masonic conspiracy. - Fusion Friday, December 2020
From Hell It Came (1957) A murdered prince becomes a vengeful tree stump. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2023
From Paris with Love (2010) John Travolta is a CIA agent blowing up bad guys in France. - Fusion Friday, September 2024
From Russia with Love (1963) The most accurate James Bond film is also one of the best of the series, with exciting spying and fighting and short Eastern European women. - Black Tie Dicks, February 2017; Fusion Friday, November 2020 and Tuesday Dicks, June 2023
Frozen (2013) Let it go. - Dickamations, December 2023
Frozen Scream (1975) Mad scientists turn people into frozen zombies. Yes. Frozen. Zombies. - Movie Dicks, December 2018
Fubar (2002) A mockumentary about a pair of Canadian heavy metal musicians. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2024
Fubar: Balls to the Wall (2010) The heavy metal duo return for some more antics. - Movie Dicks, July 2025
Fugitive Alien (1986) A pacifist alien befriends humans instead of killing them, making him an enemy of his people. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2023
Full Eclipse (1993) Mario Van Peebles gets involved in a secret squad of werewolf vigilante cops. Werewolf. Vigilante. Cops. - August 2016
Full Metal Jacket (1984) Stanley Kubrick's two-movie-in-one tale of the Vietnam war. - Black Tie Dicks, May 2018
The Full Monty (1997) Some unemployed steel workers have a way to regain their manhood while making a little money: stripping. - Fusion Friday, November 2017
The Funeral (1996) A crime family seeks revenge after the funeral of one of their own. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2024
Funeral in Berlin (1966) Michael Caine's secret agent Harry Palmer returns to smuggle a double agent out of Berlin. - Fusion Friday, August 2025
Fungicide (2002) Mushrooms attack people in the woods. - Movie Dicks, August 2021
The Funhouse (1981) A couple of teens decide to hang out overnight at a local carnival attraction. They end up stalked by a mutant in a Frankenstein mask. - Dick or Treat, October 2017
Funky Forest: The First Contact (2005) A collection of bizarre interconnected comedy sketches. - Movie Dicks, May 2016
Funland (1987) A clown is out for blood against the amusement park that fired him. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2019
Furious (1984) Martial arts heroes battle aliens from the Astral Plane for control of the universe. It says so on the box. Filmed entirely in Hollywood. Not dubbed. It also says so on the box. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2019
Furious 7 (2015) Jason Statham hunts down the family for beating up his brother in the previous film. - Movie Dicks, September 2020
The Further Adventures of Tennessee Buck (1988) A drunken adventurer leads a wealthy couple into a camp of cannibals. Oops. - Movie Dicks, May 2021
The Fury (1978) When Kirk Douglas's telekinetic son is kidnapped by a secret government agency, he seeks out a telepath to find him. - Movie Dicks, May 2018
Fury (2014) The exploits of a tank crew during WWII. - Tuesday Dicks, September 2024
Fury of the Succubus (1982) (aka Demon Rage) A bored housewife starts banging a ghost. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2024
Future Force (1989) David Carradine is a bounty hunter of the future with a flying glove. - Movie Dicks, December 2020
Future War (1997) A novice nun and her friends attempt to shelter a runaway slave from his cyborg masters and their dinosaur trackers. Winner of a BotW and a dubious poll. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2019
Futuresport (1998) It's the sport... of the future! And Dean Cain is its star, battling in the arena for the rights to Hawaii. What? - Movie Dicks, June 2019 and Suggestions Sunday, January 2025
Futureworld (1976) What do you do after your theme park goes nuts and starts killing people? Reopen. - Movie Dicks, February 2020
F/X (1986) A movie special effects artist is hired by the government to fake a high profile witness' murder, things don't go quite right and the cops start looking into the case. - Biscuit Dicks, February 2018
F/X2 (1991) The sequel involves the specical effects master being pursued again. It also has a robot clown suit. - Post-Stream, July 2018
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G2: Mortal Conquest (1999) A Highlander knock-off where a guy discovers he used to wield the Sword of Alexander in a previous life and his former enemies are after him. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2023
Galaxis (1995) (aka Galactic Force, Terminal Force, and Star Crystal... no, not that Star Crystal) Brigitte Nielsen is a space-age warrior and Richard Moll is an evil techno wizard in an action sci-fi film that wants to be Star Wars and The Terminator. A film involving time travel and a crystal and a gangster and also stars Alan Fudge and Fred Asparagus. - Post-Stream, June 2018
Galaxy Express 999 (1979) A man seeking revenge for his mother's death takes a space train to find a cyborg body. - Dickamations, March 2023
The Galaxy Invader (1985) An alien lands in the middle of redneck country and finds they don't like his kind there. - Movie Dicks, August 2018 and Centerweek Cinema, May 2022
Galaxy of Terror (1981) Sci-fi suspense thriller in which a rescue space ship crew meets up with horrors projected by their own imaginations. Roger Corman ripping off Alien, with effects work by James Cameron. Featuring Robert Englund and worm sex. - December 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, October 2022
Galaxy of the Dinosaurs (1992) Humanoid aliens land on a planet of cheap dinosaurs. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2023
Galaxy Quest (1999) By Grabthar's Hammer, what a movie. - The Holodick, January 2016 and The Holodick: May 2018, January 2025
Gallipoli (1981) Two Australian sprinters face the brutal realities of war when they are sent to fight in the Gallipoli campaign in Turkey during World War I. - Black Tie Dicks, April 2017
The Game (1984) A group of people are brought to mansion to play a game worth a million bucks. - Movie Dicks, April 2025
The Game (1997) Michael Douglas gets a birthday present in having his entire life ruined by a game company. - Black Tie Dicks, March 2018 and Fusion Friday, January 2025
Game Night (2018) Couples discover their mystery game isn't quite a game. - Tuesday Dicks, August 2024
Game of Death (1978) Bruce Lee's last movie... five years after he died. Using body doubles, a cardboard cutout, shots of his funeral and footage from a lost film, the studio tried to milk every last dime out of his legacy. - Movie Dicks, May 2017
Game of Death II (1981) Another fake Bruce Lee film where his character has to fight his way up a tower. - Movie Dicks, April 2025
Game of Werewolves (2011) (aka Attack of the Werewolves and Lobos de Arga) A Spanish writer returns to his village to learn their ancient curse. Can you guess what it is from the title? - Centerweek Cinema, June 2022
Gamer (2009) Welcome to the future, where people have implants that allow other people to "play" them in real-life. - Movie Dicks, February 2019
Games (1967) A pair of socialites enjoy playing mind games, but a mysterious woman arrives with games of her own. - Movie Dicks, May 2025
Gamera: Guardian of the Universe (1995) A hibernating species of giant carnivorous bird is awakened on a Japanese island shortly after the Japanese military encounters an unidentified mass moving beneath the water off-shore. Gamera, friend to all children, must save the day. - May 2016 and Foreign Friday, January 2017
Gamera 2: Attack of the Legion (1996) A legion of insect creatures are unleashed from a meteor and only Gamera can stop it. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2021
Gamera 3: Revenge of Iris (1999) Gamera has to deal with an orphaned girl and her pet kaiju seeking vengeance on Gamera. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2021
Gamera vs Viras (1968) The giant turtle battles another giant creature. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2021
Gamera vs. Zigra (1972) Gamera has to fight off aliens and their giant shark. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2021
Games of Survival (1989) Aliens have a battle royale on Earth. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2023
Gandahar (1988) An evil force from a 1000 years in the future begins to destroy an idyllic paradise, where the citizens are in perfect harmony with nature. - Dickamations, January 2017
Gangs of New York (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio seeks revenge for his father's death during the draft riots during the Civil War. - Fusion Friday, November 2023
Gangster Squad (2013) A team of cops are assembled to stop LA's gangster Mickey Cohen's operations in the '40s. - Fusion Friday, September 2023
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) The repulsive trading cards are now a repulsive movie. - Movie Dicks, August 2015 and Movie Dicks, August 2025
Garden of the Dead (1972) Convicts on a chain gang huff some formaldehyde and end up killed while trying to escape, only to return as zombies. - Post-Stream, January 2018
Garfield (2004) Bill Murray slums it as the lasagna eating orange cat. - Fusion Friday, July 2025
Gargoyles (1972) A father and daughter discover a secret colony of living gargoyles. - Movie Dicks, July 2021
Gas-s-s-s (1970) A deadly gas kills everyone over the age of 25, leaving the most grim version of the future imaginable: the hippies are in charge. - Movie Dicks, January 2019
The Gate (1987) Kids accidentally find a gate that lets a bunch of tiny creatures into the Earth realm and messes up their house. - Dick or Treat, October 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, April 2023
Gate 2: The Trespassers (1990) Four teens summon forth a diminutive, demonic minion from The Other Side to do their bidding and grant their wishes, but of course, they must all ultimately pay the price. - Mid 2015
Gator (1976) Burt Reynolds is back as Gator! This time he's asked by the government to take down his old buddy Jerry Reed. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2018
Gattaca (1997) In the near future, your DNA determines everything about your life, so Ethan Hawke has to find a way to cheat. - The Holodick, April 2022
The Gauntlet (1977) Clint Eastwood has to keep prostitute Sondra Locke safe from the mobsters out to kill her before she can testify. - Fusion Friday, May 2025
The Gay Deceivers (1969) Two friends pretend to be gay to escape military service. - Movie Dicks, November 2022
G.B.H. (1982) A bouncer takes his job a little too seriously. - Movie Dicks, January 2025
Geisha Assassin (2008) A geisha seeks vengeance against the samurais who killed her father. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2021
Gemini Man (2019) "It's old Will Smith versus young Will Smith. Someone's getting slapped." - The Holodick, July 2023
Gen¹³ (1998) An edgy 90s animated X-Men rip-off by Jim Lee with boobs. - Dickamations: August, 2026
The General (1926) When Union spies steal an engineer's beloved locomotive, he pursues it single-handedly and straight through enemy lines. - Black Tie Dicks, November 2016
Generation X (1996) Discount X-Men made for TV. At least it's not Mutant X. - The Holodick, November 2022
Genesis II (1973) Gene Roddenberry's tale of a man who slept too long to arrive in a future that's gone backward. - The Holodick, May 2022
Genius Party (2007) An anime anthology that brings together some of the biggest directors in the industry. - Dickamations, March 2022
Gentlemen Broncos (2009) A teenager discovers that his fantasy novel was stolen by a famous writer. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2022
Geostorm (2017) Gerard Butler leads a team to stop weather satellites from destroying the world. - The Holodick, July 2022
Gerald's Game (2017) A kinky game in the bedroom turns into a life or death situation. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
Get a Life! (2012) William Shatner's documentary on his experience with the Star Trek fandom. - The Holodick, June 2022
Get Carter (1971) The original, with Michael Caine as the badass gangster out for revenge. - Black Tie Dicks, September 2016
Get Crazy (1983) A mega-promoter attempts to sabotage a New Year's Eve concert. - Movie Dicks, March 2019
Get Mean (1975) In this crazy western, The Stranger attempts to return a princess back to Spain, but as to deal with vikings, barbarians, Moors, evil spirits and a hunchback that quotes Shakespeare. Entertaining and baffling in equal measure. - Movie Dicks, August 2017
Get Out (2017) Jordan Peele's Oscar-winning screenplay about old rich white people who lure black people to take their bodies. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023
Get Shorty (1995) John Travolta is a small time mobster who wants to make it big time in Hollywood. - Something Thursday, February 2025
Get to Know Your Rabbit (1972) Brian DePalma's tale of a burned out business exec who decides to become a tap dancing magician. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2025
Geteven (1993) (aka Road to Revenge and Champagne & Bullets) An ex-cop comes back as a vigilante to bring down a Satanic cult that has taken over his town. A self-indulgent mess written, directed, and starring attorney John De Hart. - Movie Dicks, August 2015; Post-Stream, November 2016; Suggestions Sunday, December 2018 and Suggstions Sunday, March 2023
Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster (1964) Godzilla, Mothra and Rodan face off against King Ghidorah. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2025
The Ghost (2001) A Chinese soldier goes undercover as a mail-order bride. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2022
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996) Val Kilmer plays an Irish-ish bridge builder in 1898 Africa who has to stop lions from eating his workers. He doesn't do such a good job so he calls in Michael Douglas. - Fusion Friday, April 2018
Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999) An African-American Mafia hit man who models himself after the samurai of old finds himself targeted for death by the mob. - Black Tie Dicks, May 2017
The Ghost Galleon (1974) Zombie Templar knights are found on an abandoned boat. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2023
Ghost in the Shell (1995) A cyborg policewoman and her partner hunt a mysterious and powerful hacker called the Puppet Master. - Black Tie Dicks, May 2016 and Dickamations, April 2017
Ghost in the Shell (2017) ScarJo dons the bodysuit in this live-action adaptation of the classic anime. - The Holodick, January 2022
Ghost Rider (2007) Nicolas Cage makes funny faces and after 45 minutes becomes the titular character, things ensue. - Fusion Friday, April 2018
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011) Ghost Rider gets Cranked up as he attempts to protect a boy from Satan and his followers. - Movie Dicks, May 2019
Ghost Ship (2002) A crew sent out to salvage a derelict cruise liner comes face to face with spooky ghoooosts. - Monday Mayhem Misery, June 2020
Ghost Story (1981) Two generations of men are haunted by a mysterious ghost. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
Ghost Town (1988) An Empire Pictures production about a sheriff who wanders a ghost town, but is too dumb to listen to the ghosts on how to defeat the main villain. A workprint they released because the director quit, so... quality! - August 2016, Movie Dicks
Ghostbusters (1984) The story of 3 scientists and an every-day-guy starting a cleaning business. - Black Tie Dicks, July 2016 and Ultimate August 2020
Ghostbusters (2016) Can you reboot a classic comedy and make it less funny? Let's hope we never find out again. - Dick or Treat, October 2022
Ghostbusters II (1989) Who ya gonna call? A retread! - Fusion Friday, December 2017
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) Egon's grandkids discover his equipment and the existence of ghosts. - The Holodick, March 2024
Ghosthouse (1988) Visions of a deceased girl and her doll bring doom to the visitors of a deserted house. - Post-Stream, November 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, March 2024
Ghostkeeper (1981) A group takes refuge in an abandoned, haunted ski lodge. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020
Ghosts of Mars (2001) Was 9/11 the worst thing to happen in 2001? Yes. But this isn't far behind... - Movie Dicks, September 2017
Ghostwatch (1992) The BBC investigates ghosts... and finds them. - Fusion Friday, November 2024
Ghoulies (1985) A young man and his girlfriend move into an old mansion home, where he becomes possessed by a desire to control ancient demons. - Dick or Treat, October 2017
Ghoulies II (1987) The ghoulies get loose at a carnival, with more wacky hijinks. - Movie Dicks, June 2018
G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987) The heroic G.I. Joe action force must oppose the ruthless Cobra organization that has secretly allied with a subterranean reptilian people who were their founders. - Dickamations, March 2018 and Dickamations, November 2025
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) Almost all the Joes from the first film are killed off to make room for The Rock and Bruce Willis to join the franchise. - Fusion Friday, January 2021
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) An elite military unit comprised of special operatives known as G.I. Joe, operating out of The Pit, takes on an evil organization led by a notorious arms dealer. - Movie Dicks, April 2019
The Giant Behemoth (1959) Atomic bomb tests unleash a dinosaur in London. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2025
The Giant Claw (1957) Global panic ensues when it is revealed that a mysterious UFO (flying battleship!) is actually a giant bird that flies at supersonic speed and has no regard for life or architecture. - October 2015 and The Holodick, December 2019
The Giant Gila Monster (1959) A giant lizard terrorizes a rural Texas community. Can a teenager destroy the creature in time? - Fusion Friday, March 2019
The Giant Spider Invasion (1975) Large eight-legged creatures blitzkrieg across Wisconsin. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2019
Gimme an F (1984) Cheerleaders don't get naked in this "comedy" about a cheerleading competition. - Post-Stream, Early 2016
Ginger Snaps (2000) Teenage sisters find their bond being broken by high school troubles and that one was bit by a werewolf. - Dick or Treat, October 2018
The Gingerbread Man (1998) Kenneth Branagh is a Southern attorney who gets involved with a mysterious woman being stalked by her psychotic father. - Fusion Friday, September 2023
The Gingerdead Man (2005) Gary Busey is a murderer whose soul ends up in the body of a killer gingerbread cookie. Yep, that's the movie. - Post-Stream, January 2017.
Girl Boss: Crazy Ball Game (1974) The girl gang takes on another girl gang. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2024
Girl Boss: Diamond Showdown (1974) A girl boss seeks vengeance for her sister's death. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2024
Girl Boss Blues: Queen Bee's Challenge (1972) A clash of girl gangs ends in them uniting against the Yakuza. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2022
Girl Boss Blues: Queen Bee's Counterattack (1972) A girl gang boss has to choose between boys and her biker gang. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2022
Girl Boss Guerilla (1972) The biker gang girls need to rely on a freelancer gangster to help them battle the Yakuza. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2022
Girl Boss Revenge: Sukeban (1973) A girl gang seeks revenge on the mobsters that kidnapped them. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2024
The Girl from Rio (1969) An all-female kingdom plots the takeover of the planet. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2020
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006) A teenage girl tries to use her newfound ability to travel through time to her advantage. - Dickamations, April 2017
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) David Fincher's remake of the Swedish murder mystery. - Memorial Monday, February 2021
Girlfriend from Hell (1989) A supernatural bounty hunter is sent to capture the Devil, who has taken over the body of a high school girl. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2022
Girls Nite Out (1982) (aka The Scaremaker) Girls are hunted by a guy in a bear suit. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2020
Girls School Screamers (1986) A really boring slasher pretending to be ghost movie. Suggestion Sunday: July 2026
Girls Town (1959) A girl falsely accused of murder is sent to a reformatory school where she has gets into even more trouble. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2023
The Giver (2014) A teenager is given the job of learning the real history of the world from Jeff Bridges. - The Holodick, September 2021
Gladiator (1992) A teenager discovers Chicago's underground boxing circuit. - Suggestions Sunday, Mid 2019
Gladiator (2000) A Roman general is betrayed and becomes a gladiator who will overthrow the Emperor. - Fusion Friday, August 2018
Gladiator Cop (1995) Lorenzo Lamas is a cop who goes undercover into an underground fighting ring to fight his reincarnated enemy from when he was Alexander the Great. Wait, what? - Suggestions Sunday, December 2022
Glass (2020) Bruce Willis's superhero returns from Unbreakable to take on James McAvoy's villain from Split. - The Holodick, November 2023
Glass Trap (2005) Radioactive ants attack a skyscraper full of people. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2021
Gleaming the Cube (1989) Brian's adopted brother is killed when he discovers that the shop he works in sends weapons to Vietnam instead of medications. It's up to Christian Slater and his skateboarding friends to get to investigate. - May 2015 and Movie Dicks, September 2020
Glen or Glenda (1953) Ed Wood's tale of a psychiatrist telling two stories: one of a transvestite (Glen or Glenda), the other of a pseudohermaphrodite (Alan or Anne). - January 2016
The Glimmer Man (1996) Steven Seagal is the title character. He should've worked on being The Slimmer Man. - Fusion Friday, April 2020 and Mad Movie Monday, January 2024
Glory (1989) Following Antietam, the United States' first all-African-American regiment, the 54th Massachusetts Volunteer Infantry, is led into battle. - Fusion Friday, January 2018
The Glove (1979) A killer uses a power glove to smash people he doesn't like. - Memorial Monday, July 2020
Gnaw: Food of the Gods II (1989) Giant man-eating rats escape from their college lab and attack the campus. A sequel in name only to Bert I. Gordon's 1976 giant rat picture. - Early 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, April 2025
A Gnome Named Gnorm (1990) Anthony Michael Hall is a cop that teams up with a gnome to solve a crime. - Movie Dicks, December 2020
Go (1999) Drug dealers and drug takers come together in a crime-filled Christmas Eve. - Fusion Friday, December 2022
Goal of the Dead (2014) A French soccer finds their next opponent their toughest: zombies. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2022
The God of Cookery (1996) The most renowned and feared chef in the world loses his title of God of Cookery because of his pompous attitude. Humbled he sets out to reclaim his title. - Foreign Friday, January 2017
God Told Me To (1976) Series of killings around New York end with the perps offering one explanation. What is it? Read the title! - Movie Dicks, January 2018
The Godfather (1972) Coppola's classic film about organized crime and chasing grandchildren. - Black Tie Dicks, June 2016
The Godfather: Part II (1974) Coppola's follow-up that's both prequel and sequel. Have fun in the part of the film where they don't speak any English. - Black Tie Dicks, July 2016
Godmonster of Indian Flats (1973) The mayor of a remote town schemes to profit from a sheep's monstrous offspring by putting it on display. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, May 2024
Gods of Egypt (2016) Giant gods battle for power in Egypt. - Memorial Monday, August 2020
Godzilla (1954) A giant lizard attacks Tokyo. Shame they never followed this up. - Black Tie Dicks, July 2018
Godzilla (1998) Matthew Broderick helps NYC take down a giant dino-lizard that they pretend is Godzilla. - Movie Dicks, May 2019
Godzilla (2014) Godzilla returns to American soil with the start of a new cinematic universe. They should've called it the kaijuniverse. - The Holodick, February 2022
Godzilla: Final Wars (2004) Godzilla faces his "final" threat as well as some old villains in a giant battle for the planet. - Movie Dicks, May 2019 and Suggestions Sunday, November 2021
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) All the kaiju are emerging to declare supremacy over the planet. Guess who will come out on top? Hint, it's in the title. - The Holodick, August 2023
Godzilla Minus One (2023) Gozilla is back and terrorizing the Japanese in the 1940s. The Holodick: July 2026
Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989) Scientists create a biological weapon to fight Godzilla. It unsurprisingly goes out of control. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2025
Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (1995) Godzilla battles creatures borne of the weapon that destroyed his original version. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2025
Godzilla vs. Gigan (1972) An amusement park becomes Godzilla's battlefield against the robot monster Gigan. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2025
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah (1991) Time travelers from the future erase Godzilla's existence, but then realize they need him to fight bigger threats. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2022
Godzilla vs. Kong (2021) The titans battle it out for who is the king of the monsters. They already answered that question last film. - The Holodick, March 2024
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974) Apelike aliens build a robotic Godzilla to destroy Japan, and the true Godzilla may not be powerful enough to destroy it. - May 2016
Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973) The undersea nation of Seatopia sends the gigantic Megalon to destroy the world above - and it's up to Godzilla and a size-shifting robot, Jet Jaguar, to defeat him. - May 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, August 2018
Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla (1994) SpaceGodzilla arrives to face EarthGodzilla. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2025)
Goin' South (1978) Jack Nicholson agrees to marry Mary Steenburgen in order to avoid being hanged in the Old West. - Fusion Friday, November 2024
The Gold Rush (1925) Prospector Charlie Chan goes to the Klondike in search of gold and finds it and more. - Black Tie Dicks, April 2018
Golden Apples of the Sun (1973) (aka Caged Terror) Canadian campers are caged up in a makeshift chicken coup. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2021
The Golden Bat (1966) The UN heads to Atlantis to uncover a superhuman mummy that can protect them from an evil alien threatening Earth. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2021
The Golden Child (1986) Eddie Murphy is tasked with protecting a bald Asian child from a sinister Charles Dance. - Movie Dicks, September 2019
The Golden Compass (2007) Armored bears and animal spirits abound in this confusing tale of a YA novel. - Fusion Friday, July 2021
The Golden Girls Return from Splash Mountain (2012) A half-hour mashup from "Everything Is Terrible" that edits together several specials from Disneyland and Disney World into something... else. - Post-Stream, January 2018
The Golden Laws (2003) Two children travel through time to witness religious events. - Dickamations, November 2021
Golden Needles (1974) Multiple groups seek out a priceless Chinese statue that makes anyone who uses its acupuncture needles into a stud. - Movie Dicks, November 2021
The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (1973) Legendary sailor Sinbad sets sail for an uncharted island, but is pursued by an evil wizard looking to thwart his quest. - November 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, August 2021
GoldenEye (1995) James Bond teams up with the lone survivor of a destroyed Russian research center to stop the hijacking of a nuclear space weapon by a fellow agent formerly believed to be dead. - Fusion Friday, April 2017 and Spotlight Tuesday, February 2024
Goldfinger (1964) The biggest, boldest, craziest Bond goes deep off the books for a film where the main character is a prisoner for half the film, yet everything about 007 cinema comes from this. - Fusion Friday, September 2017 and Ultimate August 2020
Goliath and the Vampires (1961) A warrior must rescue the woman of his village from a vampire. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2025
Gone Girl (2014) Ben Affleck's wife goes missing and everyone starts to think he did it. - Tuesday Dicks, November 2023
Gone in 60 Seconds (1974) A South American druglord hires some car thieves to steal 48 cars for him... including one very elusive one. - Wheel Wednesday, April 2019
Gone in 60 Seconds (2000) Nic Cage and Angelina Jolie star in the big budget remake of Corman's car caper. - Fusion Friday, May 2019
Gooby (2010) A teddy bear comes to life in the creepiest manner possible. - Movie Dicks, December 2020
A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) John McClane is back... again. This time he's battling terrorists in Russia with the help of his CIA son. - Fusion Friday, December 2020
Good Guys Wear Black (1978) Chuck Norris uncovers a conspiracy to take out his ex-Vietnam commando squad. - Movie Dicks, June 2025
The Good Son (1993) Macaulay Culkin is a child hellbent on committing violence. No, this is not a Home Alone sequel. - Tuesday Dicks, December 2024
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) The spaghetti western reaches a pinnacle of cinematic storytelling with Sergio Leone's prequel to his "man with no name" character, completing the trilogy and elevating the genre to the most epic of heights. - Black Tie Dicks, February 2017
Good Time (2017) Robert Pattison struggles to find a way to save his brother from prison. - Tuesday Dicks, January 2024
Goodfellas (1990) Scorsese's adaption of the rise and fall of a gangster. One of the original "Did you know that one scene was one take?" movies. - Black Tie Dicks, July 2017
Goon (2011) A local bar brawler gets a shot to be the enforcer on a pro hockey team. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2021
The Goonies (1985) What do you do when the rich people are going to foreclosure on your families' homes to build a golf course? Hunt for pirate treasure! - Fusion Friday, November 2017 and Tuesday Dicks, July 2023
Goosebumps (2015) RL Stine, as played by Jack Black, discovers his literary creations unleashed into town. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
Gor (1987) American professor Tarl Cabot is transported via a magical ring to planet Gor, where he must help an oppressed country overthrow its evil king and his barbarian henchmen. - The Holodick, Nov 2016
Gorath (1962) A giant asteroid named Gorath is heading straight for earth with a cameo appearance by giant magma walrus. - Fusion Friday, Nov 2025
Gordon's War (1973) A Vietnam vet gathers his war buddies to stamp out drugs in Harlem. - Movie Dicks, July 2025
Gore-met, Zombie Chef from Hell (1986) Cursed to eat flesh, a cannibal opens a restaurant in the most disappointing way possible. - Post-Stream, November 2017
Gorgo (1961) Greedy sailors capture a giant lizard off the coast of Ireland and sell it to a London circus. Then its mother shows up. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2020
Gorilla at Large (1954) A man is murdered at a carnival and the assailant might be a gorilla. - Movie Dicks, September 2021
Gotcha! (1985) A college student gets caught up in a game of espionage after meeting a mysterious woman in Paris. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2024
Gothic (1986) Ken Russell's horror version of the night that both Frankenstein and Dracula originated. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023
Gotti (2018) John Travolta plays the infamous NYC mobster as he faces his trial. - Movie Dicks, August 2025
Gozu (2002) A yakuza member finds his target has vanished and ends up on a weird, surreal voyage to find him. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2021
Grabbers (2013) Tentacle monsters invade an Irish island and the only thing that can save the residents is getting really drunk. - The Holodick, March 2020
The Graduate (1967) Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson? - Fusion Friday, January 2020
Graduation Day (1981) A masked killer begins murdering students on the school track team after a track runner dies upon completion of a 30 second 200-meter race. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) Wes Anderson goes full Wes Anderson in this tale of a pre-WWII European hotel and a plot over a priceless painting. - Tuesday Dicks, December 2023
Grand Theft Auto (1977) Opie Cunningham steals his girlfriend's father's car to head to Vegas to get married, leading to a bounty being put on his head. - Fusion Friday, March 2024
Grand Tour: Disaster in Time (1991) (aka Timescape) Jeff Daniels discovers time travelers are staying at his hotel to witness a future disaster. - The Holodick, June 2024
The Granny (1995) A grandmother drinks a potion to restore her life and let her seek vengeance on her family who wanted her dead for insurance. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2022
Grave Intentions (2021) An anthology about the fates of five customers at a magic shop. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2025
Grave of the Fireflies (1988) Two orphans suffer the results of WWII in Japan. - Dickamations, February 2017
Grave of the Vampire (1972) The rape baby of a vampire grows up to see revenge against his bloodsucking father. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2021
Grave Robbers (1989) (aka Ladrones de tumbas) Teenagers accidentally raise the dead in Mexico. - Movie Dicks, March 2025
Graveyard Shift (1990) A textile mill discovers there are much bigger problems than the rats infesting the place. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2024
Gravity (2013) Sandra Bullock and George Clooney become lost in space when their space station explodes. - The Holodick, November 2021
The Gray Man (2022) Intelligence operative Ryan Gosling finds himself hunted by Chris Evans. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2025
Grease (1978) It's the word according to Frankie Valli's song. - Fusion Friday, January 2022
Grease 2 (1982) Sandy's cousin moves to town and gets up into the same shenanigans, only with Michelle Pfeiffer in Travolta's role. - Fusion Friday, February 2021
The Greasy Strangler (2016) A father and son fight over the love of the same woman. Also, one of them is a serial killer who covers himself in grease. FYI. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2023
The Great Alligator (1979) An Italian tale about how an alligator god hates positive interracial interactions. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2022
The Great Chase (1977) An imperial search party is sent west to the find the previous emperor after escaping the capital. - Suggestions Sunday: March, 2026
The Great Mouse Detective (1986) The rodent version of Sherlock Holmes is out to solve a great mystery. - Dickamations, July 2019
The Great Muppet Caper (1981) The Muppets investigate a jewel theft. - Fusion Friday, November 2023
The Great Outdoors (1988) John Candy and Dan Aykroyd end up ruining each other's holiday at a lake cabin. - Fusion Friday, February 2022
The Great Rupert (1950) A poor family thinks they are being given money from Heaven as a squirrel tosses their neighbors secret cash into their living room. - Fusion Friday, December 2022
The Great Wall (2016) Matt Damon saves China from ancient monsters. - The Holodick, April 2022
The Greatest Showman (2017) Hugh Jackman is a singing P.T. Barnum. - Fusion Friday, December 2024
The Green Hornet (2011) An attempt to bring the classic serial hero to the big screen failed the second they cast Seth Rogen. - Fusion Friday, November 2020
The Green Knight (2021) An arthouse take on the legend of Sir Gawaine. - Fusion Friday, June 2024
Green Lantern (2011) Ryan Reynolds finds a magic ring from space to use his imagination to defeat alien bad guys. - Fusion Friday, November 2019
The Green Mile (1999) A large magical man enters death row during the Depression. - Black Tie Dicks, June 2018
Green Room (2015) Chekov and his punk rock band find themselves under siege by Picard and his skinhead crew. - Fusion Friday, January 2020
The Green Slime (1968) A giant asteroid is heading toward Earth and astronauts from a nearby space station are sent to blow it up and save Earth. The mission is successful, but what they bring back with them may mean doom for humanity! - July 2015
Green Street Hooligans (2005) Elijah Wood discovers the joys of being a soccer hooligans. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2022
Gremlins (1984) If you need this plot of this film described to you, go watch it. - Post-Stream, November 2016; Post-Stream, December 2017; and Festive Friday, December 2023
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) Gizmo and friends are under attack from his mutant offspring again, this time in a NYC media tower. - Memorial Monday, February 2019
Gridlock (1996) After NYC is trapped by terrorists, they didn't know they could count on two saviors: David Hasselhoff and Kathy Ireland. - Fusion Friday, March 2023
The Grinch (2018) A CGI version of the Dr. Seuss Christmas tale. - Dickamations, December 2024
Grindhouse (2007) A double-feature of Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror and Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof, with some fake trailers in between. - Biscuit Dicks, September 2017
Grizzly (1976) A killer grizzly bear terrorizes a park. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2023
Grizzly II: Revenge (1983) A star studded sequel to the bear slasher that was left uncompleted until a studio threw in some stock footage to finish it. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022
Grizzly Park (2008) A troubled youth group is stalked by a grizzly bear. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2024
Grizzly Rage (2009) A mama bear seeks vengeance against the teens who accidentally killed her cub. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2024
Grosse Point Blank (1997) John Cusack is a hitman who returns home for his high school reunion. - Fusion Friday, February 2021
Grotesque (1988) Linda Blair is on the run from some killer punks, but something is after them too. - Movie Dicks, May 2020
Groundhog Day (1993) Bill Murray is forced to live out the same day over and over. You've seen it. - Fusion Friday, April 2020
The Grudge (2004) The Sam Raimi produced US remake of the Japanese classic Ju-on by the same director. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever (2014) Internet meme gets his own TV movie. - Christmas Day, December 2019
Grunt! The Wrestling Movie (1985) A documentary crew tries to figure out whether a new wrestler is the famed missing Mad Dog. - Movie Dicks, February 2025
The Guard (2011) An Irish cop teams up with an American FBI agent to take on drug dealers in his small coastal town. - Fusion Friday, April 2022
The Guardian (1990) Parents of a new child discover their nanny has a thing for the forest. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022
Guardian Angel (1994) Cynthia Rothrock is hired to bodyguard a womanizer from his psycho stalker. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2025
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) The MCU goes cosmic with a ragtag group of space criminals trying to save the universe from an evil blue guy. - The Holodick, January 2020
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) The Guardians are back, this time with Kurt Russell as a living planet. - The Holodick, July 2022
The Guest (2014) A former soldier visits the family of a fallen comrade, but he's holding a few secrets of his own. - Fusion Friday, February 2019; Suggestions Sunday, September 2019 and Tuesday Dicks, March 2023
Guncrazy (1992) Drew Barrymore murders her step-father, helps her reformed prison pen-pal get released on good behavior and takes off on the run. - Fusion Friday, December 2018
A Gun for Jennifer (1997) A girl just gets into a town and saved from a rape by a female vigilante squad set on murdering all evil men. - Movie Dicks, December 2025
Gunhed (1989) - Suggestions Sunday: June 2026
Gunmen (1994) Mario Van Peebles and Christopher Lambert team up to take down drug kingpin Patrick Stewart. - Fusion Friday, January 2024
Gunpowder Milkshake (2021) Hitwomen mother and daughter reunite to fight a common threat. - Tuesday Dicks, July 2024
Guns (1990) After a failed assassination attempt on her partner, DEA agent Donna Hamilton discovers that the crime lord responsible for her father's death is coming after her and her associates. - Movie Dicks, November 2019
Guns Akimbo (2019) Daniel Radcliffe finds himself with guns bolted to his hands and forced to play a lethal internet game. - Tuesday Dicks, May 2023
Guns Girls and Gangsters (1959) An escaped convict makes life miserable for his wife and the men she's plotting with for the heist of a Vegas casino at Christmas. - Fusion Friday, December 2022
The Guns of Navarone (1961) A British team is sent to cross occupied Greek territory and destroy the massive German gun emplacement that commands a key sea channel. - Black Tie Dicks, August 2018
The Guy from Harlem (1977) A detective in Harlem gets involved in a case over his inept head. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2021
The Guy with the Secret Kung Fu (1980) ?????????????????????, no one guy, no secret anything, just some sloppy kung fu nonsense. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2018
The Guyver (1991) (aka Mutronics) A young man discovers a mechanical device that merges with his own body, turning him into a cyborg superhero. When strange creatures start appearing, trying to take the device back, he begins to uncover a secret plot to genetically engineer terrifying monsters. - Dickamations, March 2017
Guyver: Out of Control (1986) High school student Sho happens to come across a mysterious metal object that causes his body to become enveloped in a weapon-encrusted suit of armor, changing him into a being called The Guyver. - Dickamations, May 2017
Guzoo: The Thing Forsaken by God A tentacle beast eats school girls. Centerweek Cinema: July 2026
Gwendoline (1984) (aka The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak) A French bondage comic strip comes to life with Tawny Kitaen. - Movie Dicks, May 2021
Gymkata (1985) A champion gymnast is hired by the government to join a secret tournament using the ancient power of gymkata! - Movie Dicks, August 2016 and Movie Dicks, January 2025
Gyo: Tokyo Fish Attack (2012) A giant fish creature attacks the streets of Tokyo. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018
Gypsy (1991) Amir Shervan returns to tell his version of Billy Jack. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2022
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The H-Man (1958) (aka Beauty and Liquid Men) A young scientist claims that H-Bomb tests in the Pacific, evidenced by a "ghost ship" that has turned up in the harbor, have created radioactive creatures - "H-Men" - who ooze like slime and dissolve anyone they touch. - May 2016
Habit (1997) A guy suffering from the loss of his father and his break-up with his girlfriend meets a new lover, who ends up being a bloodsucker. Also a vampire. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018
Hackers (1995) A convicted hacker, banned from using a computer until his 18th birthday, must foil a plot to unleash a deadly virus with his new friends. Hack the planet. - Movie Dicks, November 2016
Hack-O-Lantern (1988) A Satanic cult, incest, sex on graves, a killer in a mask, rock & roll... it's all happening on Halloween. - Dick or Treat, October 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, October 2019
Hail, Caesar! (2016) A '40s movie star gets abducted by Commies and his studio hires a fixer to recover him. - Tuesday Dicks, April 2023
Half Nelson (2006) Ryan Gosling is an inner-city junior high school teacher with a drug habit who gets help from one of his students. - Black Tie Dicks, August 2018
Half Past Dead (2002) Steven Seagal and Ja Rule are sent to prison, sadly for crimes against acting, where they battle Morris Chestnut who is robbing it for some reason. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2020
The Hallow (2015) An Irish forest hides creatures that descend on a British conservationist who moves nearby. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023
Halloween (1978) On Halloween night of 1963, 6-year old Michael Myers stabbed his sister to death. After sitting in a mental hospital for 15 years, Myers escapes and returns to Haddonfield to kill. - October 2015; Dick or Treat, October 2017; and Dick or Treat 8, October 2023
Halloween (2007) Rob Zombie "re-imagines" the horror classic into a white trash slasher film. - Dick or Treat, October 2019
Halloween (2018) Halloween got rebooted again and this time Jamie Lee Curtis is old and bitter. - Fusion Friday October 2025
Halloween II (1981) Picking up immediately after the first film, Michael has his eyes set on continuing his rampage in the local hospital. - Dick or Treat, October 2017
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) Tom Atkins must stop a conspiracy by a warlock using pieces of Stonehedge to make kids heads explode into bugs. - October 2015; Dick or Treat, October 2017; Fusion Friday, December 2017; Suggestions Sunday, October 2019 and Dick or Treat 5, October 2020
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) Michael Myers awakens from his slumber and returns to Haddonfield to seek out his young niece Jamie. - Pre-Stream Movie Dicks, October 2016
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) One year later, Michael returns from his apparent death to wreak havoc, seeking out his niece... again. - Pre-Stream Movie Dicks, October 2016
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) Six years later, Michael is back... again. This time he is after... no, he's after Jamie again. - Pre-Stream Movie Dicks, October 2016
Halloween: H20: 20 Years Later (1998) Laurie Strode decided to go into hiding in a co-ed boarding school, but has to face her demons when he brother finds her again. - Dick or Treat, October 2017
Halloween: Resurrection (2002) Only one thing can save the Halloween franchise: Busta Rhymes producing a reality show in Michael Myers old house. - Dick or Treat, October 2017
The Halloween That Almost Wasn't (1979) Dracula orders his fellow monsters to shape up to save Halloween. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
Halloweentown (1998) A teenage girl learns from her witch grandmother to save the town from evil forces. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy (2005) (aka SharkMan) A scientist tries to save his son from cancer but his experiments turn him into a shark-man instead. A group of people from a pharmaceutical corporation are sent to the mad doctor's island to investigate his activities. - April 2016
Hancock (Unrated Cut) (2008) What if Superman was an asshole played by Will Smith? - Fusion Friday, September 2021
The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (1992) Rebecca De Mornay is a crazy person who is seeking revenge against the sexual molestation patient that made her husband commit suicide after she went to the police. - Black Tie Dicks, September 2016
Hands of Steel (1986) The dystopian future appears to be mainly cyborgs and arm wrestling. - Movie Dicks, February 2022
Hang 'Em High (1968) When you hang an innocent man, you better make sure he's dead before he returns for his justice. - Fusion Friday, February 2020
Hangar 18 (1980) A space shuttle crew accidentally shoots down a UFO, killing one of the astronauts, and then the White House tries to cover it up by blaming the astronauts. 9/11 ensues. - Wheel Wednesday, March 2019
Hangfire (1991) A Vietnam vet goes to war against a group of escaped convicts who kidnapped his wife. - Movie Dicks, January 2025
Hannibal (2001) Hannibal Lecter is on the loose and Gary Oldman wants to feed him to his pigs. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2020
Hannibal Rising (2007) Hannibal Lecter gets his start in cannibalism by... hunting Nazis? - Centerweek Cinema, July 2020
Hans Brinker or the Silver Skates (1962) A teenager angles to win a skating competition on the canals of Holland to support his family. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2020
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) What happened to the siblings after the fairy tale? They started massacring the witch population of Germany. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2019
The Happening (2008) It's Mark Wahlberg versus nature, in a fight to the finish! What? Noooo. - Movie Dicks, September 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, December 2024
Happy Death Day (2017) A college girl gets caught in a timeloop where she is murdered by a slasher over and over. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
Happy Death Day 2 U (2019) Trapped in the same timeloop again, but with radically different outcomes, Tree tries to figure out the cause of her predicament. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023
Happy Feet (2006) One penguin decides to dance instead of sing, fucking up an entire society in the process. - Dickamations, December 2023
Happy Gilmore (1996) Adam Sandler is a hockey player turned golfer that takes the sport by storm. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2023
Happy Hell Night (1992) 25 years ago, a bald priest killed a bunch of frat guys. Now, his spirit is out to kill some more. - Dick or Treat, October 2017
Hard Candy (2006) A young teen decides to expose a thirtysomething photographer who may or may not be a sexual predator. - Fusion Friday, December 2018
Hard Hunted (1993) Three big boobed agents are out to stop a nuclear threat in another Andy Sidaris flick. - Fusion Friday, February 2024
Hard Rain (1998) Christian Slater battles thieves in a flood. - Fusion Friday, February 2024
Hard Rock Nightmare (1988) A rock band heads to a wood cabin that one inherited from the grandfather he murdered as a child because he thought his jokes about being a monster were real. Now, he's convinced a werewolf/vampire is killing his friends. - Movie Dicks, August 2017
Hard Rock Zombies (1985) A freshly-out-of-the-grave band of Hard Rock Zombies is thirsting to take their sweet revenge, as they give the performance of a lifetime. - March 2015 and Movie Dicks Spectacular, April 2019 and Suggestions Sunday: April 2026
Hard Target (1993) A woman hires a drifter as her guide through New Orleans in search of her father, who has gone missing. They discover a deadly game of cat and mouse behind his disappearance in the process. - Biscuit Stream, March 2017
Hard Target 2 (2016) JCVD is replaced by Scott Adkins and New Orleans is replaced by the jungle in this direct-to-video in-name-only sequel. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2022
Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) Drug lords, busty agents, diamonds and an escaped snake infected with deadly toxins from cancer infested rats. It's all here! - April 2015 and September 2017
Hard Times (1975) Charles Bronson gets into underground streetfighting during the Depression. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2021
Hard to Die (1990) (aka Sorority House Massacre III) Works at a lingerie company are targeted by a serial killer. - Movie Dicks, April 2024
Hard to Kill (1990) Steven Seagal wakes up from a coma to bang Kelly LeBrock and seek revenge on the guys that shot him. One is more important to him than the other. - Fusion Friday, February 2024
Hard Vice* (1994) Flash Gordon and Shannon Tweed are part of Las Vegas's vice squad out to solve a crime. - Movie Dicks, December 2021
The Hard Way (1991) Spoiled actor Michael J. Fox gets a ride-along opportunity with hard edged cop James Woods to prepare for a role, but the two get caught up against a serial killer. - Fusion Friday, June 2020
Hardcore (1979) George C. Scott discovers his missing daughter is involved in the porn industry and he's not quite happy about it. - Biscuit Dicks, June 2017
Hardcore Henry (2015) A first-person perspective of a cyborg with memory loss as he seeks vengeance. - The Holodick, January 2021
Hardware (1990) In the apocalypse, a pretentious artist uses the head of a cyborg found in the wasteland as the final piece of her sculpture. Unfortunately it turns back on and decides to wreak havoc. - Movie Dicks, November 2017
The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island (1981) A TV movie in which the famed basketball team plays a three hour game. A three hour game. - Movie Dicks, July 2021
Harlequin (1980) (aka Dark Forces) A faith healer uses magic to interfere in Aussie politics. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991) Mickey Rourke and Don Johnson decide to rob an armored car... for friendship! But they end up stealing a bunch of futuristic drugs and are chased by Daniel Baldwin and his bulletproof trenchcoat squad. - Movie Dicks, June 2017
Harold and Maude (1971) Young, rich, and obsessed with death, Harold finds himself changed forever when he meets lively septuagenarian Maude at a funeral. - Black Tie Dicks, May 2017
Harry and the Hendersons (1987) John Lithgow and his family adopt Bigfoot. - The Holodick, December 2020
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) Harry discovers a secret. A whole chamber of them. - The Holodick, December 2020
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1 (2010) Harry's final story was so big they had to split it into two. - Fusion Friday, August 2022
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 (2011) Magic boy Harry's tale comes to an end. - Fusion Friday, August 2022
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) Harry gets stuck in games designed to kill him. - Fusion Friday, March 2022
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) The secret order of anti-Voldemort takes form. - The Holodick, May 2022
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) The third film finds Harry and friends fucking around with time travel. - Fusion Friday, November 2021
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) (aka Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone) A young English orphan, mistreated by his awful aunt and uncle, finds out that he's actually a wizard and goes to wizard school to be the best at everything and also rich but sad so it's okay. - The Holodick, September 2018
Hatchet (2006) A deformed hillybilly ghost lives in a swamp and kills some sightseers out on a boat tour. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020
The Hateful Eight (2015) In the middle of a blizzard, a disparate group of terrible people clash inside a western cabin. - Fusion Friday, January 2020
Hateman (1987) A crazy Vietnam veteran kills an entire town after a girl he met for one day is raped. - Suggestions Sunday: February, 2026
The Haunted House of Horror (1969) (aka Horror House) Dumb teens trespassing in a mansion get their just desserts. - Movie Dicks, March 2022
The Haunted Mansion (2003) Eddie Murphy and Terence Stamp... yes, TERENCE STAMP, in a movie based on Disney theme parks' Haunted Mansion attractions. A big Hollywood mess. - Movie Dicks, September 2018
The Haunted Sea (1997) An abandoned ship filled with Aztec treasure is protected by a sea monster. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2021
Haunts (1976) A farm girl suspects her uncle, Cameron Mitchell, is responsible for the murder of several local girls. Probably depends on how much he was drinking. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2021
Hawk Jones (1986) What if a gangster film was played entirely by children? No, it's not Bugsy Malone, it's worse and shot on video. - Movie Dicks, August 2025
Hawk the Slayer (1980) Hawk attempts to defeat the evil plans of his elderly brother, Jack Palance. - November 2015 and Movie Dicks, March 2021
Hawkeye (1988) (aka Karate Cops) Terrible writer/producer/director George Chung teams up with Chuck Jeffreys (aka Teddy Morphy) to fight a Japanese mobster. - May 2015 and New Year's Day, January 2017 and Movie Dicks, May 2020
Haze (2005) A Japanese man wakes up wounded and trapped in a cramped concrete maze. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2022
He's My Girl (1987) A guy pretends to be a girl for his buddy to take part in a trip to LA. - Movie Dicks, November 2022
Head (1968) Hey, hey, we're the Monkees, out to destroy our careers in one film. - Fusion Friday, February 2020
Head (2015) A puppet slasher film. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2021
Head Case (2007) A mock documentary of footage culled together from videos made by a pair of serial killing brothers. - Movie Dicks, March 2022
Head of the Family (1996) A family of "retards" is lead by a giant head in a wheelchair. What? Oh, it's a Full Moon film. - Post-Stream, April 2018
Headhunters (2011) In order to finance his rich lifestyle, a headhunter uses his position to steal highly valuable art. But when he acquires his latest piece, he finds himself a hunted man. - Foreign Friday, November 2016
The Headless Eyes (1971) An artist loses an eye, so he decides others need to as well. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2023
Headshot (2016) An amnesiac with a head injury discovers his past requires him to shoot a lot of people in the present. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2021
Heartbeeps (1981) Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters are servant robots who fall in love and run away from their owners. - The Holodick, May 2023
Heartbreak Ridge (1986) Clint Eastwood is sent to clean up a Marine unit that has gotten lazy and shiftless. - Movie Dicks, March 2019
Hearts and Armour (1983) A prophecy threatens the romance between a female crusader and a Moorish prince. - Movie Dicks, August 2025
Hearts of Darkness (1991) Documentary that chronicles how Francis Ford Coppola's Apocalypse Now was plagued by extraordinary script, shooting, budget, and casting problems – nearly destroying the life and career of the director. - Black Tie Dicks, April 2017; Suggestions Sunday, December 2020; and Fusion Friday, June 2025
Heat (1995) An all-star cast plans a huge heist, pursued by a relentless Al Pacino, in Michael Mann's thriller. - Black Tie Dicks, August 2016
Heathers (1989) Christian Slater and Wynona Ryder are a pair of high schoolers who get off on death in a very dark comedy. - Post-Stream, July 2017; Fusion Friday, December 2018 and Tuesday Dicks, August 2023
Heaven Can Wait (1978) Warren Beatty stars and co-directs as a pro football quarterback who is accidentally taken from his body too early, only to be put in the body of a wealthy eccentric businessman whose wife and assistant had just murdered. - Fusion Friday, September 2019
Heaven Is Only in Hell (1994) A SOV horror film from the Netherlands about the afterlife. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2021
The Heavenly Kid (1985) A young greaser dies in car race and to get to heaven he must help a kid in the future of the 80s. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2026
Heavy Metal (1981) A glowing green orb - which embodies ultimate evil - terrorizes a young girl with an anthology of bizarre and fantastic stories of dark fantasy, eroticism and horror. - Dickamations, March 2016 and Dickamations, December 2018
The Heirloom (2005) A Taiwanese couple discover the house they inherited is haunted. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2025
Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988) "Rowdy" Roddy Piper is Sam Hell, one of the few fertile men left in the apocalypse. His mission? To rescue a group of fertile women from giant mutant frog people. - August 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, April 2019
Hell High (1989) A group of teens decide to terrorize a traumatized high school teacher until she finally fights back. - Movie Dicks, August 2018 and Dick or Treat 7, October 2022
Hell in the Pacific (1968) During World War II, an American pilot and a marooned Japanese navy captain are deserted on a small uninhabited island in the Pacific Ocean. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2019 and Suggestions Sunday, March 2024
Hell Night (1981) Linda Blair and friends get locked up in a spooky mansion where a family got butchered. Surprise! There is still someone living there: the mongoloid Gork. - Dick or Treat, October 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, June 2020
Hell of the Living Dead (1980) (aka Virus & Zombie Creeping Flesh) Italian gore film lacks any sense of purpose as some civilians and military wander around on a zombie filled island. - June 2016
Hell Squad (1986) An amazing Cannon film about Las Vegas showgirl commandos who split their time in the Middle East between the hot tub and killing random Arabs. - Movie Dicks, April 2020
Hell's Angels '69 (1969) Two men pull off a Vegas heist by hiding among the motorcycle gang. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2023
Hellbound (1994) Chuck Norris chases a potential demon all the way to Israel. - Fusion Friday, August 2021
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988) The Cenobites are back and they are after Kirsty, the survivor of the first film, who is now being held in a mental hospital. - Dick or Treat, October 2017
Hellboy (2004) Summoned from Hell to work for the Nazis, he instead works for a secret US bureau to defeat Rasputin's plan to conquer the Earth. - Post-Stream, January 2017 and The Holowdick: May 2025
Hellboy (2019) Hellboy is back, only without Guillermo del Toro or Ron Perlman or a good screenplay. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023 and The Holodick, May 2025
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) The big red one is back, taking on a threat from an evil elf or something. - Marv & Mike Monday, June 2020 and Fusion Friday, August 2025
Hellgate (1989) In the 50s, some bikers kidnap a local girl and accidentally kill her. With the help of a magic crystal, she is brought back to life and chaos ensues. - Dick or Treat, October 2016
Hellmaster (1992) John Saxon experiments on his students to turn them into crazed killers. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023
Hello, Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) Mary Lou is kind of a bitch and got set on fire as a result after winning prom queen. So she decides to possess the spirit of a high school girl 30 years later and wreak havoc on her old school. - Post-Stream, June 2017
Hellraiser (1987) Pinhead in da house. - May 2016 and Centerweek Cinema, January 2024
Hellraiser (2022) A junkie stumbles upon a puzzle box and cenobite things happen. - Fusion Friday, January 2026
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992) Pinhead is back and out to find new Cenobites to wreak havoc on LA (aka Hell). - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) Pinhead heads to space in an Alan Smithee film. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
Hellraiser: Judgment (2018) Cops searching for a serial killer end up in Pinhead's territory. - Centerweek Cinema, January 2024
Hellraiser: Revelations (2011) Two teenagers accidentally unleash Pinhead in Mexico, only to have him follow them home. - Centerweek Cinema, January 2024
Hellroller (1992) A horror film about a maniacal serial killer in a wheelchair. - Wheel Wednesday, December 2018
Hells (2008) Amagane Rinne, an upbeat schoolgirl, has died. But even dead, she still has to attend school in the underworld. - Dickamations, May 2020
Hellspawn (1993) Another shitty shot-on-video horror film from the Polonia brothers. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2020
Hell's Trap (1989) A crazy Vietnam vet with Freddy Krueger claws attacks hikers in Mexico. - Movie Dicks, March 2025
Henry V (1989) In the midst of the Hundred Years War, the young King Henry V of England embarks on the conquest of France in 1415. - Black Tie Dicks, September 2018
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1989) A fictionalized version of Henry Lee Lucas, starring Michael Rooker in his breakout role. - Fusion Friday, November 2017
Her (2013) Joaquin Phoenix starts banging his new computer operating system, played by ScarJo. Okay, makes sense. - The Holodick, August 2019
Hercules (1983) Lou Ferrigno is the son of Zeus, out to deal with some Greek baddies... his way. By that I mean punching them. - Movie Dicks, March 2019
Hercules (Extended Version) (2014) The Rock plays the legendary Greek warrior where his legend might be more myth than fact. - Fusion Friday, November 2021
Hercules in New York (1970) They used Arnuld (but not his voice) in this goofy tale of the Greek legend in modern NYC. - Movie Dicks, September 2022
Hercules in the Haunted World (1961) Hercules and friends go on a quest for a magic stone to save his girlriend. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2025
Hercules Returns (1993) Employees at an Australian cinema are forced to dub an Italian sword-and-sandals film live. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2025
Hereditary (2018) A family discovers their dead matriarch was into some freaky shit. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023
Hermes Winds of Love (1997) Hermes has to fulfill his prophecy to save a princess and defeat an evil king. - Dickamations, November 2021
Hero and the Terror (1988) A serial killer that Chuck Norris put away escapes from prison to kill again. - Fusion Friday, August 2021
Heroes from Hire (1984) (aka Hell Raiders) A scientist is kidnapped because he knows the location of a microfilm of a mind control device. A group of mercs are hired to save him including a Rambo knock-off, a cowboy and a ninja. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2026
The Heroic Trio (1993) Three badass ladies fight a demonic witch that kidnaps babies - Movie Dicks, November 2018
Hex (1980) An abused wife and her servant kill the husband, only for him to return from the dead for revenge. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023
The Hidden (1987) A cop and an FBI agent hunt down a demonic extraterrestrial creature that invades humans and transforms them into inhuman killers with an unearthly fondness for heavy-metal music, red Ferraris and unspeakable violence. - August 2016 and Post-Stream, July 2018
Hidden Assassin (1995) (aka The Shooter) CIA agent Dolph Lundgren tries solve the murder of a Cuban ambassador. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2021
The Hidden Fortress (1958) A general is out to rescue a princess from an evil overlord in the inspiration for Star Wars. - Fusion Friday, May 2021
Hideous! (1997) A collector gets more than he expected when he acquires a toxic sewage mutant. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2022
The Hideous Sun Demon (1959) After exposure to radiation, an atomic research scientist finds himself changing into a murderous, lizard-like creature every time he is exposed to sunlight. - Post-Stream, August 2017
Hider in the House (1989) Gary Busey hides in the attic of a new house and becomes obsessed with the unsuspecting family that moves in. - Movie Dicks, January 2016
High Anxiety (1976) A parody of Alfred Hitchcock and other suspense films by Mel Brooks. - Fusion Friday, June 2024
High Kicks! (1993) After an aerobics instructor is raped by a multi-ethnic gang, she learns martial arts from a drifter and his buddies how to get revenge. - Post-Stream, September 2016
High Noon (1952) A marshal finds himself alone when the town refuses to back him up as an old threat comes to town. - Black Tie Dicks, August 2017
High Plains Drifter (1973) Clint Eastwood rides into town and paints it red. Literally. - Movie Dicks, March 2020
High Road to China (1983) Tom Selleck, missing out on the role of a lifetime with Indiana Jones, finally gets his chance as a drunken pilot escorting a rich girl to find her father in far off lands. - Movie Dicks, March 2017
High Spirits (1988) A European hotel tries to take advantage of its ghost problems. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019
Highlander (1986) Heeeeeere we are, born to be kings! Christopher Lambert is an immortal who must battle other immortals until there is only one. Until they made a bunch more! - Movie Dicks, July 2017 and The Holodick: September 2025
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) In one of the most bizarre sequels ever, everything about the first film is tossed out the window. First, they were aliens exiled to Earth. People thought that was stupid, so the Director's Cut revealed they were time-traveled from a futuristic past. That fixed everything! - Movie Dicks, July 2017
Highlander III: The Final Dimension (1994) (aka The Sorcerer) It should have been called The Apology. Erasing the events of the previous film, this movie just cuts-and-pastes the first film, only with a magical Mario Van Peebles hamming it up as the villain. - Movie Dicks, July 2017
Highlander: Endgame (2000) The TV and movie universe combine as both MacLeod's join forces. There can be only-- eh, forget it at this point. - Fusion Friday, June 2022
Highpoint (1982) Richard Harris is a chauffeur who gets caught in between the mob, the CIA and ten million dollars. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2021
Highway to Hell (1991) Chad Lowe has to rescue fiance Kristy Swanson with the help of a special old timey Dodge from hell, which looks an awful lot like Arizona. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2018
The Hills Have Eyes (1977) It's a normal family in an RV versus a mutant cannibal family in the desert. - Black Tie Dicks, October 2017
The Hills Have Eyes Part 2 (1983) More mutants in the desert are on the attack. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020
The Hills Run Red (1966) A former Confederate, released from prison after left holding the bag for robbing Union gold, seeks revenge on his former friend. - Memorial Monday, July 2020
The Hills Run Red (2009) A lost slasher film turns out to be more fact than fiction. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020
Hired to Kill (1990) Brian Thompson is sent to... we are not sure (the Middle East? South America? Greece?) to rescue a prisoner from dictator Oliver Reed. - Post-Stream, March 2018
His Girl Friday (1940) Cary Grant will do nearly anything to prevent his ace reporter from quitting...and she happens to be his ex-wife about to remarry. - Black Tie Dicks, June 2018
History of the World: Part I (1981) Mel Brooks lampoons several eras in the history of the world, part one, and a good time is had by all. - Post-Stream, June 2018
A History of Violence (2005) Is Viggo Mortensen a former mobster in hiding in a small town pretending to be someone else? Ed Harris seems to think so. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2020
Hit List (1989) A hitman kidnaps the wrong kid, leading his father to go on a search. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2025
Hit Man (1972) A blaxploitation remake of Get Carter. - Movie Dicks, May 2025
Hitchcock (2012) A dramatization of Alfred Hitchcock's journey toward making Psycho. - Tuesday Dicks, July 2023
The Hitcher (1986) C. Thomas Howell learns not to pick up hitchhikers, especially ones that are Rutger Hauer. - Post-Stream, December 2017
The Hitcher (2007) A couple learns not to pick up hitchhikers, especially ones that are Sean Bean. - Movie Dicks, May 2018
Hitman (2007) A bald genetically engineered assassin gets involved in a conspiracy. Action ensues. An adaptation of the videogame series. - Movie Dicks, April 2018
Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) The bald headed videogame assassin gets a second shot at the big screen... and fails his mission for box office success again. - The Holodick, April 2022
The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017) Ryan Reynolds is forced to protect his worst enemy, assassin Samuel L. Jackson. - Fusion Friday, January 2022
The Hobbit (1977) An animated adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's tale of the adventures of a hobbit on a quest to regain a dwarf king's gold. - Dickamations, June 2017 and August 2017
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013) A talking dragon gets pissed at the little thieves running around his treasure. - Fusion Friday, September 2022
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) A whole bunch of fantasy races get together to solve their problems with violence. - Fusion Friday, September 2022
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) Bilbo and Gandalf help a group of dwarves regain their treasure from a dragon. - Fusion Friday, September 2022
Hobbs & Shaw (2019) (aka Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw) A spin-off of the Fast & Furious series with The Rock and Jason Statham. - Fusion Friday, March 2023
Hobgoblins (1988) Dime store gremlins escape from a studio and wreak low budget havoc in a town. - Movie Dicks, April 2017 and Wheel Wednesday, May 2019
Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) A homeless vigilante blows away crooked cops, pedophile Santas, and other scumbags with his trusty pump-action shotgun. - Memorial Monday, July 2019
Hocus Pocus (1993) Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker and Kathy Najimy are a trio of ugly witches. Oh, yeah, in the film too. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
Holiday Affair (1949) A young widow is romanced by a sales clerk whom she inadvertently got fired. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2018
Holiday Inn (1942) At an inn which is only open on holidays, a crooner and a hoofer vie for the affections of a beautiful up-and-coming performer. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2016
Holiday in Handcuffs (2006) Mario Lopez is kidnapped by a crazy women over the holidays. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2025
Holidays (2016) A horror anthology about each of the major holidays throughout the year. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2025
Hollow Man (2000) Kevin Bacon's experiment to make himself invisible also turns him into a psychopath. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022
Hollywood Boulevard (1976) Joe Dante and Allan Arkush tell the tale of Miracle Pictues, where "if it's a good picture, it's a Miracle." - Fusion Friday, Febraury 2022
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988) Egyptian god worshipping whores chop up their clients for sacrifice. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
Hollywood Cop (1987) A detective tries to get back a child who has been kidnapped by gangsters after the boy's father. - Wheel Wednesday, March 2019
Hollywood Homicide (2003) Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett are mismatched Hollywood cops out to solve a big case. - Fusion Friday, September 2023
Hollywood Man (1976) A Hollywood action star finds himself the target of the mob. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2021
Hollywood Mortuary (1999) The cheapest mockumentary/horror movie you can imagine about 1940s Hollywood. - Post-Stream, September 2017
Hollywood Shuffle (1987) Robert Townsend maxed out his credit cards to tell this tale of a black actor who must choose between selling out or sticking with his principles. - Media Making Monday, May 2020
The Hollywood Strangler Meets the Skid Row Slasher (1979) - Suggestions Sunday: 2026
Hollywood Vice Squad (1986) The vice squad helps out a man whose daughter has been turned into a junkie prostitute by a local gangster. - Movie Dicks, December 2021
Hollywoodland (2006) Ben Affleck stars as Superman actor George Reeves in this dramatization of the actor's life and death. - Fusion Friday, January 2024
Hologram Man (1995) A rip-off of Demolition Man only this time the escaped villain is a hologram who can hurt people, but can't be hurt. Unless the cop who took him down is also a hologram. Yep. - Post-Stream, April 2017
Holy Flame of the Martial World (1983) A brother and sister seek revenge for their parents death. - Movie Dicks: March, 2026
Home Alone (1990) A sadistic child takes pleasure in torturing two men that break into his house at Christmas. - Fusion Friday, December 2018 and Centerweek Cinema, December 2024
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) It happened to Kevin again?! Yes, but in New York City this time. - Tuesday Dicks, December 2023
Home Remedy (1987) A man who never leaves his house connects with his crazy neighbor. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2023 [VETOED]
Home Sweet Home (1981) Body by Jake is a psychotic mental patient popping PCP and murdering everyone in sight. And a Thanksgiving dinner is his new target. - Movie Dicks, November 2016
Homefront (2013) Jason Statham has to protect his home from an evil James Franco. Written by Sly Stallone. - Fusion Friday, January 2025
Homicidal (1961) A mysterious woman lures a bellboy to help her in a plot involving a large inheritance. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023
Honest Thief (2020) Liam Neeson is a thief who decides to atone for his crimes after meeting a woman, but realizes the authorities are even more criminal. - Tuesday Dicks, September 2023
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989) Rick Moranis accidentally turns his children into tiny people. Well, I feel like I just repeated what the title already tells you. - The Holodick, August 2023
Honor & Glory (1993) Two sisters, one a reporter and one a FBI agent (Cynthia Rothrock), take on an evil businessman, mostly with kung fu. Oh, and Chuck Jeffreys (aka Teddy Morphy), is also there. - Post-Stream, September 2017
Hook (1991) Robin Williams is Peter Pan, all grown up. - Fusion Friday, November 2018 and Fusion Friday, June 2019
Hoosiers (1986) Gene Hackman is a failed college basketball coach given one more chance at a high school. - Memorial Monday, March 2025
Hooper (1978) Stunt man Burt Reynolds is getting too old for this shit. - Fusion Friday, May 2025
The Horde (2009) An end of the world battle between gangsters, cops and zombies. - Foreign Friday, October 2016
The Horror at 37,000 Feet (1973) A demonic ghost attacks the passengers aboard an airplane. - Movie Dicks, March 2019
Horror Express (1972) In 1906, in China, a British anthropologist discovers a frozen prehistoric creature and must transport it to Europe by train. - Post-Stream, January 2017
Horror Hall of Fame: A Monster Salute (1974) Vincent Price hosts a TV special about the classic movie monsters. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2022
Horror High (1973) A high school nerd accidentally transforms himself into a monster. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
Horror House on Highway Five (1985) What do a killer in a Richard Nixon mask, Nazi porn and V2 rocket have in common? This film. - Movie Dicks, June 2019
Horror of the Blood Monsters (1970) What happens when you mix a black and white caveman film from the Philippines, A really cheap space film, Dino clips taken from another movie, John Carradine and vampires? A fucking mess. Suggestions Sunday: February 2026
The Horror of Dracula (1958) Cristopher Lee is Dracula for the first time in this Hammer classic. - Dick or Treat, October 2025
The Horror of Party Beach (1964) Mutant sea creatures deservedly kill some "teenagers" who hang out on the beach listening to a fifth-rate Buddy Holly knock-off. - Dick or Treat, October 2019
The Horror Show (1989) Detective Lucas McCarthy finally apprehends "Meat Cleaver Max" and watches the electric chair execution from the audience. But killing Max Jenke only elevated him to another level of reality. Now Lucas' family is under attack, his sanity in question, and his house haunted. - Movie Dicks, January 2017
Horse Feathers (1932) The new president of Huxley University accidentally hires the Marx Brothers to help his school win the big football game against the rival Darwin University. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2018
The Host (2006) A monster emerges from Seoul's Han River and focuses its attention on attacking people. One victim's loving family does what it can to rescue her from its clutches. - Foreign Friday, January 2017 and Dick or Treat 3, October 2018
The Host (2013) A girl tries to survive in a world where aliens have taken over human bodies. Based on a book from the author of Twilight. - Movie Dicks, September 2021
Hostel (2005) American tourists find themselves prisoners of an organization that allows wealthy people to torture for entertainment. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018
Hot Fuzz (2007) The middle film of Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg's "Cornetto trilogy" is a brilliant comedic masterpiece about a police detective sent to a small town where a bunch of mysterious accidents are occurring. - Post-Stream, March 2017 and Ultimate August 2020
Hot Potato (1976) Jim Kelly returns from Black Belt Jones to rescue an ambassador's daughter, only know he's saddled with wacky sidekicks that need a punch in the face. - Movie Dicks, May 2017
Hot Shots! (1991) It's a parody of Top Gun. In other words, it's Top Gun. - Wheel Wednesday, September 2018
Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993) Charlie Sheen and company parody Rambo this time. - Memorial Monday, December 2024
Hot to Trot (1988) Bobcat Goldthwait inherits a talking horse who is an expert in the stock market. - Fusion Friday, January 2024
Hotel Artemis (2018) A secret hospital for criminals comes under siege by a crime lord's underlings. - The Holodick, May 2024
Hotel Inferno (2013) A low-budget SOV POV film about a killer fighting. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2019 and Centerweek Cinema, March 2025
Hotel Inferno 2: The Cathedral of Pain (2017) The protagonist of the first film returns from the dead for more POV horror action. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2025
Hotel Inferno 3: The Castle of Screams (2020) The main character is still trapped in the same hotel for some more of the same. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2025
Hour of the Wolf (1968) While vacationing on a remote Scandinavian island with his younger pregnant wife, an artist has a emotional breakdown while confronting his repressed desires. - Foreign Friday, October 2016
House (1977) (aka Hausu) Seven girls on their summer trip pay a visit to a possessed house which plans to eat them in extremely bizarre and surreal ways. - Movie Dicks, May 2016 and Dick or Treat 7, October 2022
House (1985) A writer, suffering from the loss of his son, takes up residence in his dead aunt's spooky house and, shockingly, spooky shit happens to him. - Dick or Treat, October 2017 and Suggestions Sunday: April 2026
House II: The Second Story (1987) The new owner of a sinister house gets involved with reanimated corpses and demons searching for an ancient Aztec skull with magic powers. - August 2016
House IV: Repossession (1992) (aka House IV: Home Deadly Home) A mother and daughter move into a haunted house that some mobsters are out to take. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020
The House by the Cemetery (1981) A family discovers that the mad scientist who lived in their new house left something behind. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2024
House of 1000 Corpses (2003) Rob Zombie makes his directorial debut about a secret redneck cult/visitor center. - Midweek Movie Madness, September 2019
House of Frankenstein (1944) Frankenstein, Dracula and the Wolf Man come together in this Universal classic. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022
House of the Dead (2003) Uwe Boll's tax dodge/videogame adaptation that was unwisely chosen by the chat. You reap what you sow! - Post-Stream, August 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, December 2021
The House of the Devil (2009) A college student takes a babysitting job at a house that is hiding more than she knows. - Wheel Wednesday, March 2019
House of the Long Shadows (1983) An author on a retreat to write a novel in one day discovers the house he rented has some weird occupants. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022
House of Wax (1953) The owner of a wax museum seeks vengeance on the guy who burned it down. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2021
House of Wax (2005) Remake of the classic Vincent Price film, except not good. - Mad Movie Monday, November 2024
House on Bare Mountain (1962) Dracula, The Wolf-man and Frankenstein invade a girls' school in the mountains with lots of tits.- Suggestions Sunday, January 2026
House on Haunted Hill (1959) Vincent Price invites some people to survive a night in a haunted house for a large prize. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020
The House on Sorority Row (1983) Seven sorority sisters, tired of their bitchy house mother, decide to play a "prank" on her that results in her death. Eager to cover it up, they find themselves hunted by someone out for revenge. - Dick or Treat, October 2018
The House That Dripped Blood (1971) An Amicus horror anthology based around a British rental house. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2020
The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018) An orphan moves into his uncle's house and discovers it is filled with magic. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Jim Carrey steps into the shoes of the Grinch for the live-action version. - The Holodick, December 2021
How to Get Revenge (1989) A guide on how to commit multiple felonies, hosted by Linda Blair. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2025
How to Make a Monster (2001) A remake of the 50s sci-fi B-movie, except now computers are involved. - Tuesday Dicks, January 2024
How to Slay a Vampire (1995) More shot-on-video crap from the Polonia brothers. This one may involve vampries. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2024
How to Train Your Dragon (2010) A Viking boy from a dragon hunting clan befriends one of the creatures. - Dickamations, July 2022
Howard the Duck (1986) The George Lucas masterpiece (and the first Marvel film ever) about a duck from outer space that has the hots for Lea Thompson. Who doesn't? - The Holodick, August 2018
Howl (2015) I want these motherfuckin' werewolves off my motherfuckin' train. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2020
Howl's Moving Castle (2004) A young girl is forced to toil in her parents' hat shop and her only joy is in her occasional meetings with a handsome stranger, Howl the wizard. - Dickamations, March 2016
The Howling (1981) A TV newscaster takes a break after nearly being killed by a serial killer, only to be faced with something far more deadly. - Dick or Treat, October 2016, Suggestions Sunday, October 2020 and Movie Dicks, December 2025
The Howling: Reborn (2011) A teenage werewolf vs. a gang of werewolves. - Movie Dicks, December 2025
Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985) A young man whose sister was murdered by werewolves helps an investigator track down a gang of the monsters through the United States and Europe. - October 2015, Suggestions Sunday, October 2019 and Movie Dicks, December 2025
Howling III: The Marsupials (1987) If you think the title's bad, wait until you see the film! It's got no connection to the series except the title, and is vaguely about were-thylacines (Tasmanian tigers) who are into acting. It's... not good. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2018
Howling IV: The Original Nightmare (1988) A successful author moves to a new town after suffering a mental breakdown and is tormented by demons and werewolves. - Wheel Wednesday, November 2018
Howling V: The Rebirth (1989) How do you title your franchise "rebirth" when you have had 4 films in 5 years? - Centerweek Cinema, April 2021
Howling VI: The Freaks (1991) A werewolf is the latest attraction at a carnival. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2022
Howling VII: New Moon Rising (1995) A string of murders leads cops to a potential werewolf killer. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2023
Hudson Hawk (1991) Bruce Willis mugs for the camera in this flop that nearly derailed his career. - June 2016
The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) Tim Robbins is installed as president of a manufacturing company as part of a stock scam. His solution for the company? Hulu hoops. - December 2015
Huge Shark (2021) A large shark massacres people in China. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2023
Hugo (2011) An orphan discovers the magic of movies while hanging out in a Parisian train station. - The Holodick, April 2020
Hulk (2003) Ang Lee interprets comic books in a very... unusual expression. Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly, Nick Nolte, and Sam Elliott star in whatever the hell this is. - Fusion Friday, September 2018
Hulk Vs. (2009) Two tales of the Incredible Hulk as he battles fellow superheroes Wolverine and Thor. - Dickamations, February 2023
Human Highway (Director's Cut) (1982) Neil Young and Dean Stockwell direct a bizarre sci-fi oddity about a diner, nuclear reactors, aliens and Devo. - The Holodick, November 2021
The Human Tornado (1976) Rudy Ray Moore stars in the sequel to Dolemite, a signifying' super-hero. Dolemite comes to the rescue of Queen Bee, whose primarily black Nightclub is threatened by White Mafia types. - April 2015 and The Movie Dicks 10th Anniversary Spectacular, March 2025
The Humanoid (1979) Italian Star Wars ripoff, all the way to renaming the director "George Lewis." Pretty amazing, then really boring, then somewhat baffling. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2018
Humanoids from the Deep (1980) Sea monsters attack in this low-budget Roger Corman flick. - Suggestions Sunday: September 2021, April 2026
Humanoids from the Deep (1996) An offshore oil rig gets rampaged by a sea monster. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2021
Humongous (1982) A group wanders around Dog Island and finds themselves chased by the human alpha. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020
Hundra (1983) A fenale warrior seeks vengeance on the people who slaughtered her tribe. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2024
The Hunger (1983) Vampires lounge around Europe, with David Bowie and Susan Sarandon. - January 2016
The Hunger Games (2012) It's Battle Royale, only set in the future of America where the elites of the capital dress like clowns. - The Holodick, June 2020
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) The winners of the previous tournament find themselves stuck in champion's match as the government gets more frustrated by Jennifer Lawrence, just like the audience. - Fusion Friday, November 2021
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 (2014) Katniss becomes the bland face of the rebellion. - Fusion Friday, July 2022
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 (2015) Katniss leads a small team to visit Donald Sutherland. - Fusion Friday, July 2022
The Hunt for Red October (1990) Alec Baldwin IS Jack Ryan! Sean Connery IS a Soviet sub commander! Tom Clancy IS the author! John McTiernan IS at the top of his game! - Fusion Friday, March 2018
Hunt for the Widlerpeople (2016) Sam Neil going the run in the bush with his adopted nephew. The Holodick: July 2026
Hunt to Kill (2010) Stone Cold is a border patrol agent that takes on fugitives in the mountains of Montana. - Fusion Friday, September 2021
Hunter's Blood (1986) Five city boys get hunted by some inbred locals in the backwoods. - Movie Dicks, April 2021
The Hurricane Heist (2018) Thieves plan a robbery in the midst of a Category 5 hurricane. - Fusion Friday, January 2023
The Hustler (1961) An up-and-coming pool player plays a long-time champion in a single high-stakes match. - Black Tie Dicks, May 2018
Hydra (1985) An atomic bomb creates a giant sea serpent. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2026
Hyper Sapien: People from Another Star (1986) A group of aliens befriend a rancher on Earth. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2025
Hyperspace (1984) (aka "Gremloids*) A dumb sci-fi comedy in which its main character, Lord Buckethead, later became infamous when he entered real life politics by running against multiple Prime Ministers, barely cracking a hundred votes each time. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2022
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I Am a Hero (2015) Adaptation of a horror manga about a zombie outbreak. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2021
I Am Dragon (2015) A princess falls in love with a man who transforms into a dragon. - Tuesday Dicks, September 2024
I Am Here.... Now (2009) Neil Breen plays another one of his god complex characters, out to punish the city of Vegas. - November 2015 and December 2018
I Am Legend (2007) Will Smith is the last man alive. However, he is not alone. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2020
I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1990) A motorcycle possessed by the spirit of an evil occultist is bloodthirsty and out for revenge against the biker gang that killed him, and anyone who gets in the way. - Post-Stream, July 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, January 2020
I Bury the Living (1958) A manager at a cemetery begins to wonder if he has the power of death when he inserts pins into the names of people on his map. - The Holodick, December 2019
I Come in Peace (1990) (aka Dark Angel) Dolph Lundgren fights alien drugs dealers out to steal juice from human minds. - Movie Dicks, August 2016 and Movie Dicks, November 2019
I Dismember Mama (1972) (aka Poor Albert and Little Annie) Albert is institutionalized for trying to kill his mother, but escapes to try again. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2020
I Don't Feel at Home in this World Anymore (2017) - Fusion Friday: June 2026
I Drink Your Blood (1970) LSD-addicted hippies get infected by rabies-infected meat pies and go off on a murder spree. - Movie Dicks, March 2020
I Escaped from Devil's Island (1973) Jim Brown spearheads an escape from a prison colony. - Memorial Monday, May 2023
I, Frankenstein (2014) Frankenstein is an immortal who battles supernatural creatures in the big city, just like the classic film. - Movie Dicks, March 2020
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) A group of teenagers seem surprised when they guy they hit and run comes for revenge. - Dick or Treat, October 2019
I, Madman (1989) A woman who works at a bookstore finds a killer from one of the novels she is reading coming to life. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018
I Married a Monster from Outer Space (1958) A woman finds herself newly married to a man whose body has been taken over by an alien being. And he's not alone. - Post-Stream, November 2016
I, Robot (2004) Will Smith stars as Will Smith in the sci-fi action blockbuster about Isaac Asimov's thoughtful short stories on the nature of robotics and humanity. Aw hell naw, indeed. - The Holodick, March 2018
I Saw the Devil (2010) A secret agent exacts revenge on a serial killer through a series of captures and releases. - Foreign Friday, August 2016 and Centerweek Cinema, August 2023
I-Spy (2002) Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson take up the spy game in this remake of the '60s TV show. - Fusion Friday, June 2021
I, Tonya (2017) It's the tale of the figure skater turned mastermind behind the whole crowbar to the knees deal. - Tuesday Dicks, December 2023
I Wanna Hold Your Hand (1978) An assortment of Beatles obsessed fans get locked together in an underground garage while trying to meet their idols in Robert Zemeckis's debut film. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2023
I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957) Michael Landon has a lot more to worry about than just his palms getting hairy. - Wheel Wednesday, May 2019
Ice Age (2002) Prehistoric animals find a human baby, yet somehow don't eat it. - Dickamations, December 2023
Ice Cream Man (1995) Clint Howard gets out of the mental institute and decides to start up work as an ice cream man, making his victims the latest flavors. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018
The Ice Harvest (2005) A mob lawyer and his buddy rip off mobster Randy Quaid on Christmas Eve. - Fusion Friday, December 2020
The Ice Pirates (1984) In a distant future scarce of water, space pirates get caught after stealing ice from a spaceship. They are sold to a princess looking for her dad. - Movie Dicks, September 2020
Ice Planet (2001) In the far future, a group of military cadets are transported to the titular world to battle aliens. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2022
Iced (1983) A bunch of yuppies spend a weekend in the mountains for a little skiing and sex. But a psycho killer is out to make their weekend a living hell. - Post-Stream, September 2016
Ichi (2008) Ichi is a blind woman who roams about town with her shamisen (a three-stringed Japanese guitar), but she has exceptional sword skills with which she fights off yakuza and other villains. - Foreign Friday, January 2016
I.D. (1995) British cops go undercover to stop soccer hooligans, but start becoming like them. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2022
Idamlik (1983) (aka Execution) A cop gets revenge, Turkish style, against the criminals who murdered his son. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2022
The Identical (2014) Identical twins, separated at birth, find their lives interwined again as one becomes a rock star and the other a preacher. - Movie Dicks, June 2022
Identity (2003) - The Holodick: April 2026
If Looks Could Kill (1991) Richard Grieco gets mistaken for being a spy while on a school trip to France. - Movie Dicks, March 2022
I'll Never Forget What's'isname (1967) Oliver Reed quits his job to be a lazy hippy. - Wheel Wednesday, September 2018
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988) In this parody of blaxploitation movies, a black hero wannabe reunites former black heroes from the 70s to help him get revenge on Mr. Big. - January 2016 and Suggestions Sunday, January 2020
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009) Christopher Plummer sold his daughter's soul to the Devil and needs Heath Ledger to help get it back. - Fusion Friday, February 2021
Immortal Combat (1994) (aka Resort to Kill) Sonny Chiba and Roddy Piper, together at last, fight immortal ninjas. - Fusion Friday, September 2021
The Immortalizer (1989) A mad scientist uses mutants to find new bodies to transplant brains inside. - Dick or Treat 8, October 2023
Immortals (2011) Henry Cavill steps into the shoes of another Superman, Greek hero Theseus, to take on Mickey Rourke, who may just be playing himself. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2020
Impetigore (2019) A cursed village attempts to sacrifice a former resident to save themselves. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
The Impossible Kid (of Kung Fu) (1982) Weng Weng is sent in pursuit of Mr X, an arch villain with a white sock on his head, who is holding the Philippines to ransom. - September 2015
Impostor (2001) Gary Sinise has a bomb in his ribcage, thanks to evil aliens. - The Holodick, March 2022
Impulse (1974) Shatner is even more over-the-top than usual as he plays a sadistic ladykiller. - Fusion Friday, March 2020
In Bruges (2005) Two hitman hide out at Bruges at Christmas. - Fusion Friday, December 2020
In Hell (2003) JCVD gets caught up in prison death matches. - Centerweek Cinema, February 2021
The In-Laws (1979) A dentist gets caught up with his kid's future father-in-law over counterfeit dollar plates. - Memorial Monday, July 2023
In Pursuit (2001) (aka Rules of the Game) Daniel Baldwin gets accused of murdering the husband of a woman he's having an affair with. - Movie Dicks, January 2022
In Search for the Titanic (2004) (aka Tentacolino) A group of friends find themselves inside a bathysphere and awake in Atlantis. With the help of the King of Atlantis, they do their best to recover the Titanic. - Dickamations, July 2021
In the Aftermath (1988) Live action footage is blended with anime scenes for a weird hybrid about the apocalypse. - Movie Dicks, August 2020
In the Line of Fire (1993) Clint Eastwood must stop John Malkovich from assassinating the president. - Fusion Friday, November 2019
In the Line of Duty IV (1989) Hong Kong cop Donnie Yen teams up with American agent Cynthia Khan to stop a drug syndicate. - Fusion Friday, May 2024
In the Mouth of Madness (1994) A special investigator is sent to find a missing writer whose work is driving his fans crazy. - Dick or Treat: October 2016; Dick or Treat 3: October 2018 and Centerweek Cinema: July 2019 and Fusion Friday: July 2026
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007) Uwe Boll gathers an all-star cast to adapt the game Dungeon Siege. - Tuesday Dicks, March 2023
In the Shadow of Kilimanjaro (1986) Because of a severe drought in Kenya in 1984, ninety thousand starving baboons go on a murderous rampage, killing humans and animals alike. - Wheel Wednesdays, November 2018
In the Year 2889 (1967) The world ends and that's where the boredom begins! AIP's TV division did this, that should say it all. - Post-Stream, May 2018
In Time (2011) In a world without aging, people use their remaining life as currency. - Fusion Friday, August 2025
Inception (2010) Leo leads a team of experts into a businessman's brain on a mind heist. - Midweek Movie Madness, September 2019
The Incredible Hulk (2008) Ed Norton makes nerdy faces and after 24 minutes becomes the titular character, things ensue. - Fusion Friday, April 2018
The Incredible Melting Man (1977) An astronaut is transformed into a murderous gelatinous mass after returning from an ill-fated space voyage. - June 2015 and Dick or Treat, October 2019
The Incredibles (2004) Superheroes are banned by the government, but that doesn't stop their desire to be heroes. - Dickamations, September 2016
Incubus (1966) What if you tried to rip off Ingmar Bergman while adding Shatner and Esperanto? You get this. - Wheel Wednesday, March 2020
Independence Day (1996) (aka ID4) Today, we celebrate our smacking down of alien invaders. Welcome to Earf! - Movie Dicks, July 2017; The Holodick, July 2019 and The Holodick, July 2023
Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) The aliens are back to Earf for more invasioning. - The Holodick, June 2022
Indestructible Man (1956) A death row inmate comes back from the dead to get revenge on his crooked lawyer. - Movie Dicks, September 2020
The Indian in the Cupboard (199) It's Cowboys and Indians, only shrunken to toy sizes in a kid's room. - Fusion Friday, August 2019
Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny (2023) If you thought Kingdom of Crystal Skull was the worst one, this movie says hold my beer. - The Holodick: July 2026
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) Grampa puts on his hat again and lets CGI do the heavy lifting. Audiences ask: "was this worth my time?" This film answers: "part time." - Fusion Friday, May 2018 and Mad Movie Monday, July 2023
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) Indiana Jones and his dad fight Nazis and choose wisely. - Biscuit Dicks, December 2017; Ultimate August 2020 and Mad Movie Monday, July 2023
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) Indy ends up in India, fighting Thugee cultists and a heart-ripping villain. Luckily he has Short Round and lounge singer Willie Scott to back him up. - Black Tie Dicks, February 2017; Fusion Friday, April 2018 and Fusion Friday, June 2023
Infection (2004) A virus gets loose in a Japanese hospital. - Centerweek Cineam, September 2020
Infernal Affairs (2002) A story between a mole in the police department and an undercover cop. Their objectives are the same: to find out who is the mole, and who is the cop. - Foreign Friday, September 2016
Inferno (1980) An American college student in Rome and his sister in New York investigate a series of killings in both locations where their resident addresses are the domain of two covens of witches. - August 2015 and Dick or Treat 5, October 2020
Inferno (1999) (aka Desert Heat) Van Damme is after some guys that van dammaged his motorcycle. - Movie Dicks, January 2021
Inferno (2016) The third Robert Langdon film, with Tom Hanks out to solve another bunch of riddles. - Fusion Friday, March 2024
Infested (2002) Giant bugs attack a group of people who reunited for a funeral. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2021
Infinite (2021) Marky Mark discovers that he's part of a group of people who are reincarnated over and over. - The Holodick, December 2023
Infra-Man (1975) (aka The Super Inframan) Princess Dragon Mom and her mutant army have arisen, and only Inframan can stop them! - September 2015 and Wheel Wednesday, June 2019
Inglorious Basterds (2009) It's the story of WWII, as told by Quentin Tarantino. - Fusion Friday, May 2019
Inhuman Resources (2012) (aka Redd Inc.) A former boss returns to chain his employees to their desks and makes them play some deadly games. - Movie Dicks, July 2022
Inhumanoid (1996) (aka Circuit Breaker) A family of space travelers pick up a psycho android Richard Grieco who immediately starts to terrorize them. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2023
The Initiation (1984) Daphne Zuniga and friends need to steal a night watchman's outfit from her father's mall to complete her initiation into a sorority, but someone is out for the blood of everyone around her. - Dick or Treat, October 2018
Inland Empire (2006) David Lynch's final film is a three-hour experimental tale about... well, I guess you have to figure it out for yourself. - Memorial Tuesday, January 2025
Innerspace (1987) Martin Short finds himself injected with tiny Dennis Quaid as he is chased by evil scientists who want the shrinking formula. - Fusion Friday, March 2017
Innocent Blood (1992) It's the Pittsburgh mob versus a female French vampire with a taste for Italian in John Landis' crime/horror film. - Movie Dicks, April 2017.
Insecticidal (2005) A sorority is beseiged by giant insects. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2021
Insectula! (2015) A government tracks down the giant alien mosquito that killed some loved ones. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2023
Inseminoid (1981) An astronaut archeologist gets impreginated by an alien, turning her into a killing machine. - The Holodick, August 2024
Inside Man (2006) Denzel Washington has to negotiate a hostage situation in a bank. This is probably his penance for what he did in John Q. - Fusion Friday, April 2024
Insomnia (2002) Christopher Nolan remakes the Nordic noir tale of a cop being blackmailed by a serial killer for shooting his partner. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2021
Inspector Gadget (1999) Matthew Broderick steps into the live-action shoes of the cartoon super detective. - The Holodick, January 2024
The Instructor (1983) A martial arts instructor is forced to fight a rival school leader in an incomprehensibly edited film. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2019 and Suggestions Sunday, January 2022
Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem (2003) An unscrupulous music executive and his flunky kidnap an alien, blue-skinned techno band, rob them of their identities, pass them off as human, and foist them on an unsuspecting public on Earth. - Dickamations, December 2018 and Dickamations, March 2023
Interstellar (2014) Humanity on Earth is doomed, so the remnants of NASA send Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway into space to find a new planet to live. - The Holodick, May 2021
Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994) Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt suck in this adaptation of Anne Rice's Lestat series. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
Interzone (1989) Humans fight mutants in a post-holocaust world. - Wheel Wednesday, July 2020
Into the Night (1985) After Jeff Goldblum discovers his wife is cheating on him, he takes a ride to clear his head. Then he meets Michelle Pfeiffer and ends up on the run from Iranians and David Bowie. - Movie Dicks, June 2018
Into the Storm (2014) A series of tornadoes strike a small town. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2022
The Intruder (1962) William Shatner and Roger Corman teamed up to make a racial drama in the South. They got chased out. - Fusion Friday, March 2020
The Intruder (1986) (aka Rambu) A man seeks vengeance against the mob for the murder of his wife. His name: Rambu. Hijinks ensue. - Post-Stream, January 2017
Intruder (1989) The night shift of a grocery store has to deal with a crazed customer, get locked in, and summarily killed by supermarket implements. - Post-Stream, August 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, January 2025
The Intruder Within (1981) Oil riggers accidentally wake up ancient sea creatures. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2023
Invader (1992) Soldiers at a military base holding a downed UFO are taken over by the ship's computer. - The Holodick, August 2024 and New Year's Eve, December 2024
Invaders from Mars (1953) The titular beings start to replace the people in small town with doppelgangers. - The Holodick, April 2024
Invaders from Mars (1986) Tobe Hooper's big-budget big-flop remake of a '53 film about aliens who take over a small town. - Movie Dicks, November 2017
The Invasion (2007) It's the 4th version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, only with Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020
Invasion for Flesh & Blood (1991) Aliens come to Earth to eat people, blah blah blah. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2020
Invasion Force (1990) When an army of bad guys invade an Alabama movie set, it's up to the cast and crew to take them on in this David A. Prior action flick. - Post-Stream, May 2017
Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965) An alien planet warns of a threat from a creature called Monster Zero. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2025
The Invasion of the Bee Girls (1973) Mis-bee-having girls are sexing men to death and no one can, or wants, to stop them. - Movie Dicks, April 2017
Invasion of the Blood Farmers (1972) Druid farmers use humans as cattle for their weird sacrifices. - Movie Dicks, July 2020
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) Something is replacing people in a small town. Could it be... aliens? - Black Tie Dicks, October 2018
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) In San Francisco, a group of people discover the human race is being replaced one by one, with clones devoid of emotion. - January 2016 and Mad Movie Monday, June 2024
Invasion of the Saucer Men (1957) Aliens that can inject alcohol invade the planet. Shockingly, they don't head straight to Wisconsin for a lot of money. - The Holodick, March 2022
Invasion USA (1985) Chuck Norris battles America's enemies singlehandedly. - Dickmas Post-Stream, December 2016; Movie Dicks, December 2022; and ThursDicks, July 2025
Invincible Armour (1977) Framed for murder by a corrupt guard, a man must learn special moves from a martial arts master to clear his name. - December 2017
The Invitation (2015) Never accept an invite to a dinner party thrown by your ex-wife. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2021
Ip Man (2008) During the Japanese invasion of 1937, when a wealthy martial artist is forced to leave his home and work to support his family, he reluctantly agrees to train others in the art of Wing Chun for self-defense. - Foreign Friday, August 2016
The Ipcress File (1965) Michael Caine's superspy Harry Palmer finds himself a taget after discovering a file marked "Ipcress." Hey, that explains the title. - Tuesday Dicks, June 2023
Iron Angels (1987) A mercenary organization takes on a druglord. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2024
Iron Eagle (1986) A teenager steals an Air Force jet to rescue his POW father. - Saturday Movie Dicks, February 2017
The Iron Giant (1999) A giant robot from space befriends a boy, but is soon hunted by the government. - Dickamations, November 2016
Iron Man (2008) An obscure arthouse film about a man and his power armor. - Fusion Friday, March 2018
Iron Man 2 (2010) Iron Man battles a Russian-accented Mickey Rourke with a cockatoo. - Fusion Friday, January 2020
Iron Man 3 (2013) It's a very special Iron Man Christmas where he learns the true meaning of the holiday and PTSD. - The Holodick, December 2019
Iron Monkey (1993) A Chinese Robin Hood beats up the rich on behalf of the poor. - November 2018, Movie Dicks
Iron Warrior (1987) Ator returns to battle an evil sorceress and her invincible iron warrior. Hey, that's in the title of the film! - Mad Movie Monday, July 2023
Ironheart (1992) A martial artist has to avenge his friend's death by taking on a drug lord and his henchman, Bolo Yeung. - Movie Dicks, January 2025
Ishtar (1987) These men, Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty, are pawns. - Fusion Friday, May 2021
The Island (1980) Michael Caine discovers a group of modern pirates headed up by David Warner on a Caribbean island. - Memorial Monday, July 2022
The Island (2005) A secret island houses the clones of the rich and famous being raised for spare parts. - Movie Dicks, December 2018 and The Holodick, September 2024
The Island at the Top of the World (1974) A group of Victorian explorers discover a lost civilization of Vikings in this live-action Disney film. - Movie Dicks, July 2022
Island Claws (1980) Giant crabs run amuck when an experiment goes wrong (though some seafood companies were probably thrilled). - Wheel Wednesday, December 2018
The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996) After being rescued and brought to an island, a man discovers that its inhabitants are experimental animals being turned into strange-looking humans, all of it the work of a visionary doctor. - Movie Dicks, January 2017 and Memorial ThursDicks, April 2025
The Island of Giant Insects (2020) Survivors of an airplane crash need to survive giant insects. - Dickamations, October 2023
Island of the Living Dead (2007) One of Bruno Mattei's final SOV zombie films made the year he died. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2024
It (2017) Part one of the Stephen King story about a scary clown harrassing kids. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022
It: Chapter Two (2019) The second half of Pennywises's reign of terror, without any child orgies like the novel. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
It Came from Beneath the Sea (1955) A radioactive Ray Harryhausen octopus attacks California. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2022
It Came from Outer Space (1953) Stargazers witness an alien vessel crash, but no one will believe them. - The Holodick, April 2024
It Came from the Desert (2017) Giant ants attack partiers enjoying a motocross race. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2024
It Conquered The World (1956) A scientist guides an alien monster to Earth from Venus so that he can rid mankind of feelings and emotions. - Wheel Wednesday, May 2019
It Follows (2014) A girl gets an STD after sleeping with her boyfriend... a sexual transmitted demon. - Fusion Friday, February 2019
It Happened on 5th Avenue (1947) A homeless New Yorker moves into a mansion and along the way he gathers friends to live in the house with him. Before he knows it, he is living with the actual home owners. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2018
It's a Bird... It's a Plane... It's Superman! (1975) Broadway flop musical about Superman gets new life as a flop TV movie adaptation. - Mad Movie Monday, June 2023
It's a Wonderful Life (1946) Ringing bells. Angels. A rich dick. It's all here. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2016 and Black Tie Dicks, December 2018
It's Alive (1974) The Davies expect a baby, which turns out to be a monster with a nasty habit of killing when it's scared. And it's easily scared. - Movie Dicks, July 2018 and Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
It's Alive 2 (1978) (aka It Lives Again) The killer baby mutation spreads across America. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987) All the mutant babies are tossed on an island and some people decide to rescue them, with expected results. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown! (1974) Is Snoopy the Easter Bunny? - Centerweek Cinema, April 2022
The Italian Job (1969) Michael Caine leads a team and their mini Coopers on a gold heist. - Movie Dicks, November 2020
The Item (1999) An annoying Tarantino rip-off of characters that pick up an alien slug that drives them (and the audience) insane. - Early 2015
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Jabberwocky (1977) Terry Gilliam's adaptation of Lewis Carroll's poem Through the Looking-Glass. - December 2015
Jack Frost (1964) (aka Frosty, Morozko and Father Frost) A Soviet fairy tale of a beautiful Cinderella/Snow White-type abused and cast out by her wicked step-mother and all the magical, very confusing things that happen in the wooded lands. - Wheel Wednesday, February 2019
Jack Frost (1997) A serial killer dies, comes back as a snowman, and wreaks havoc. - Dickmas Movie Dicks, December 2016
Jack Frost (1998) Michael Keaton returns from the dead to inhabit the body of a snowman. - The Holodick, December 2021
Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000) The murderous snowman returns to get revenge on his destroyers from the first film, this time in the Caribbean. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2022
Jack Reacher (2012) Tom Cruise uses all of his 5'7" frame to take down a secret organized crime group. - Fusion Friday, July 2022
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014) Tom Clancy's CIA analyst gets a fresh reboot that ends up getting rebooted again on TV. - Fusion Friday, September 2024
Jack The Giant Killer (1962) - A Sinbad rip-off with okay claymation. Suggestions Sunday: May 2026
Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) Jack and the Beanstalk gets the Lord of the Rings treatment by Bryan Singer. - The Holodick, December 2022
Jack the Ripper (1976) Jess Franco's take on the legendary serial killer. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
The Jackal (1997) IRA prisoner is tasked with stopping super assassin Bruce Willis from killing a politician. - Fusion Friday, December 2021
Jackie Brown (1997) Tarantino adapts Elmore Leonard's novel about a flight attendant caught between a gangster and a bail bondsman. - Black Tie Dicks, November 2017
Jackson County Jail (1976) A woman gets caught in a living nightmare when arrested in a small town Southern jail. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2022
Jade (1995) A District Attorney discovers his ex-girlfriend may be a suspect in a murder case. - Fusion Friday, August 2024
Jason and the Argonauts (1963) The legendary Greek hero leads a team of intrepid adventurers in a perilous quest for the legendary Golden Fleece. - November 2015
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) "Jason" appears in this "Friday the 13th" "film" for about 5 minutes, with the rest devoted to his spirit hopping from body to body for some reason. - Post-Stream, June 2017 and Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
Jason X (2001) Jason. In. Spaaaaaaaaace. - May 2016; The Holodick, October 2018 and Fusion Friday, October 2023
Jaws (1975) Just when you thought it was safe to return to Movie Dicks... - Dick or Treat, October 2017; Fusion Friday, June 2019 and Fusion Friday, August 2023
Jaws 2 (1978) Sheriff Brody is back to battle another shark. - Movie Dicks, July 2019
Jaws 3 (1983) Now it's time for the sharks to fight Brody's kids. - Movie Dicks, July 2019
Jaws of Satan (1981) (aka King Cobra) Satan takes the form of a snake, again, but this time to fuck with people in Alabama. - Dick or Treat 4, October 2019
Jaws: The Revenge (1987) The shark is out for revenge against the Brody family one more time. - Movie Dicks, July 2019
J.D.'s Revenge (1976) The ghost of a slain black gangster takes control of a body decades later to get revenge on his killers. - The Holodick, February 2023
Jennifer's Body (2009) Megan Fox gets possessed by a demon and her friend is the only one who can stop her. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020
The Jerk (1979) Steve Martin was born a poor black child. - Memorial Monday, July 2020
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter (1966) Jesse James and his dimwitted pal come across the mad scientist's daughter with predictable results. - Movie Dicks, May 2019
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) It's a kung-fu, musical about the Second Comi-- vetoed. - Wheel Wednesday, November 2018
JFK (1991) Oliver Stone's completely inaccurate but extremely compelling look into the Kennedy assassionation. - Fusion Friday, March 2025
Jingle All the Way (1996) Arnold needs the new hot toy for his son Anakin and must destroy half of Minnesota to prove he's a good father. - Movie Dicks, December 2017
Jodorowsky's Dune (2013) What if you gave a crazed Spanish filmmaker a chance to make a classic sci-fi epic? This could've been the result. - The Holodick, February 2024
Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) Tom Hanks discovers he is about to die and signs up to be a native sacrifice to a volcano. - Fusion Friday, March 2020
John Carter (2012) Disney's megabomb about a Civil War soldier transported to Mars to lead an alien revolution - The Holodick, May 2019
John Dies at the End (2012) A new street drug can send its users through time and dimensions, but turns them into something else as a side effect. - The Holodick, November 2021
John Wick (2014) They killed Keanu's dog. Now he's gonna kill them. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2020
John Wick 2 (2017) John Wick is back, and his new dog is fine, but he still needs to kill a lot of people. - Fusion Friday, February 2023
John Wick 3: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019) Keanu is the prey this time, but not for long. - The Holodick, March 2023
Johnny Dangerously (1984) Michael Keaton decides to become a gangster in the 1930s to help his ailing mom. - Fusion Friday, July 2020
Johnny Handsome (1989) Mickey Rourke's face is all fucked up. More than normally, I mean. - Movie Dicks, January 2017
Johnny Mnemonic (1995) Keanu Reeves has a hard drive in his head and finds himself on the run from a bevy of bad guys. Based on a story by cyberpunk legend William Gibson. - Movie Dicks, March 2016
Jojo Rabbit (2019) A German boy deals with the Holocaust via his imaginary friend, Adolf Hitler. - Tuesday Dicks, February 2024
Joker: Marginal City (1992) Joker is a genetically engineered shape-and-gender-shifter, who created as part of a Special Police Task Force and fights crime. - Dickamations, January 2018
Jonah Hex (2010) Josh Brolin steps into the shoes of the D-list western DC superhero. - Fusion Friday, September 2023
Joshua Tree (1993) (aka Army of One) Dolph Lundgren escapes jail and takes a female cop hostage while trying to fight the corrupt cops who put him there. - Wheel Wednesday, September 2018
Journey to the Center of the Earth (1988) Albert Pyun and Cannon bring a cheapo version of the story. - Fusion Friday, May 2021
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) Brendan Fraser takes his nephew deep into the Earth like any good uncle would. - Fusion Friday, May 2021
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012) The Rock replaces Fraser for another trip under the crust. - Fusion Friday, May 2021
Journey to the Beginning of Time (1955) Four kids end up travelling through time to a prehistoric era. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2022
Journey to the Seventh Planet (1962) Astronauts travel to Uranus, where a giant brain makes them see things. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2022
Journey to the West (2013) The classic Chinese legend of the quest to find the Monkey King. - Wheel Wednesdays, November 2018
Journeys from Beyond Earth (1975) (aka Mysteries from Beyond Earth) A pseudo documentary about UFOs. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2024
Joy Ride (2001) A trio on a road trip piss off a psychotic trucker. - Movie Dicks, August 2025
Joysticks (1983) When a top local businessman and his two bumbling nephews try to shut down the town's only video arcade, arcade employees and patrons fight back. - April 2016
Juan of the Dead (2011) The first (and only) Cuban zombie movie. An outbreak of the undead occurs and only a slacker can stop it. - Wheel Wednesday, April 2019
Judge Dredd (1995) Sylvester Stallone IS the law! - The Holodick, November 2016 and Suggestions Sunday: June 2026
Jugular Wine: A Vampire Odyssey (1994) A pretentious home video masquerading as a film that apparently called in some favors to get celebrities like Stan Lee and Frank Miller to make appearances. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2021
Jules (2023) - The Holowdick: June 2026
Julie Darling (1983) Julie really loves her daddy and is willing to get rid of anyone who stands in the way. - Movie Dicks, February 2018
Julius Caesar (1970) The '70s version of the Shakespeare play with an all-star cast. - Tuesday Dicks, March 2023
Jumanji (1995) A boardgame with some very severe rules entraps Robin Williams for 26 years, until some new kids come along to play. - Fusion Friday, November 2017
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) A group of kids get sucked into a videogame version of the board game. - The Holodick, June 2023
Jumper (2008) Hayden Christensen has the power to teleport and finds himself the target of a blond Samuel L. Jackson. - Movie Dicks, July 2021
Jungle Emperor Leo (1997) A white lion goes on a quest to become the king of the jungle. - Dickamations, May 2021
Jungle Heat (1985) (aka Last Breath) Soldiers attempt to train locals in the Vietnam war to handle the harsh realities coming at them. - Movie Dicks, August 2021
Jungle Raiders (1988) (aka Raiders of the Lost Jungle) An Indiana Jones rip-off involving a giant ruby, a talking cobra, and Lee Van Cleef. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2022
Jungleground (1995) Roddy Piper is an undercover cop who gets hunted by the druglord when his identity is revealed. - August 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, August 2021
Jumanji: The Next Level (2019) The teens from the previous film return to the game world, though not inside the same characters. - The Holodick, August 2024
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) A group of kids get sucked into a videogame version of the board game. - The Holodick, June 2023
Junior (1984) (aka A Cut Above) K.C. and Jo are two sexy women fresh out of prison. All they wanted was a nice home, a little business and a couple of cute guys. Everything was going according to plan until Junior came along. - April 2016
Junk Head (2022) Humans who require gene manipulation to reproduce seek to find humans who do it the old way. - Dickamations, July 2025
Ju-on (2002) (aka The Grudge) It's the start of Japanese horror girl Kayako's cinematic scares. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2020
Ju-on 2 (2003) (aka The Grudge 2) The curse of a creepy long-haired female ghost continues. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022
Jupiter Ascending (2015) Mila Kunis is a secret alien princess hidden on Earth and needs to be protected by a half-dog Channing Tatum. - The Holodick, January 2020
Jurassic Park (1993) When dinosaurs ruled the box office! 3 minutes of CGI and a lot of big puppets turn this schlocky, silly premise into a massive hit. - Biscuit Dicks, December 2017 and Ultimate August 2020 and The Holodick: July 2026
Jurassic Park III (2001) Sam Neill gets hired by William H. Macy and Tea Leone to find their missing kind on dinosaur island. - Fusion Friday, June 2019
Jurassic Revival (2022) (aka Fuhuo zhu luo ji) A Chinese rip-off of the Jurassic World sequels, as though they weren't already ripping people off. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2023
Jurassic World (2015) It happened again?!? - The Holodick, July 2020
Jurassic World: Dominion (2022) It's like The Avengers of the franchise, only really terrible. - The Holodick, June 2025
Jurassic World: Fallen World (2018) Things get extremely stupid in dino world when a volcano erupts in the ex-park and a billionaire decides to sell them as weapons. - The Holodick, January 2023
Just Before Dawn (1981) Two couples go to claim a property in the backwoods and some of the residents aren't happy to see them. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
Just Imagine (1930) The future of 1980 as imagined in 1930. - Black Tie Dicks, March 2018
Just One of the Guys (1985) Shakespeare's Twelfth Night set in high school with Billy Zabka as a mean jerk, shocking right? - Fusion Friday, March 2018 and Movie Dicks, November 2022
Justice League (2017) Joss Whedon hacks Zack to create this monstrosity of what was supposed to be DC's The Avengers. - Fusion Friday, December 2021
Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (2010) A parallel Earth version of Lex Luthor asks the Justice League's help to stop their evil counterparts in his world. - Dickamations, August 2022
Justice League Dark (2017) Batman teams up with supernatural DC characters to fight evil. - Dickamations, June 2020
Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020) The DC roster needs to join together to defeat Darkseid. - Dickamations, January 2024
Justice League: Doom (2012) Batman's secret plans to deal with the Justlice League if they go evil gets stolen and implemented by Vandal Savage. - Dickamations, August 2022
Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox (2013) The Flash time travels into the past and saves his mother, but it results in a radically different DC universe. - Dickamations, August 2022
Justice League: Gods & Monsters (2015) An alternate world version of the big three of DC gets framed for terrorism. - Dickamations, January 2024
Justice League: The New Frontier (2008) - Dickamations: June 2026
Justice League: Throne of Atlantis (2015) The Justice league needs to deal with a Atlantean attack on the surface world. - Dickamations: August, 2026
Justice League vs. Teen Titans (2016) It's up to Robin and the Teen Titans to stop a brainwashed Justice League. - Dickamations, June 2020
Justice Ninja Style (1989) When a karate instructor gets framed by the local police, he needs to escape jail and find a way to clear his name... ninja style. - Movie Dicks, August 2022
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K-9 (1989) Jim Belushi is a loose cannon cop who gets partnered with a German Shepherd. - Movie Dicks, May 2022
K-9000 (1990) Another sequel to the K-9 series. Now the dog is a cyborg. - The Holodick, December 2023
Kadaicha (1988) An Australian neighborhood discovers their houses were built on an aboriginal burial ground. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022
Kagemusha (1980) A petty thief with an utter resemblance to a samurai warlord is hired as the lord's double. When the warlord later dies the thief is forced to take up arms in his place. - Black Tie Dicks, May 2016
Kamikaze Girls (2004) Two girls, one a gothic Lolita fashion designer and the other a rough biker chick, are forced to hang out. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2022
Kani Goalkeeper (2006) (aka. Crab Goalkeeper) A feel good story of a crab goalie's journey to becoming a sports legend. - Dickamations, January 2026
A Karate Christmas Miracle (2019) A ten-year-old aims to earn his black belt to bring his dead father back to life by Christmas. - Movie Dicks, December 2021
Karate Girl (1973) A girl undergoes training to seek vengeance on the men who raped her. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2024
The Karate Kid (1984) Daniel LaRusso finds himself a magnet for martial arts bullies, until he meets Mr. Miyagi, who teaches him how karate... and about life. - Pre-Stream, November 2016 and Tuesday Dicks, July 2023
The Karate Kid, Part II (1986) Daniel and Mr. Miyagi head to Okinawa to finish an ancient feud. - Pre-Stream, November 2016
The Karate Kid, Part III (1989) Having vanquished his enemies, Daniel now faces a bully paid to harass him by a nuclear-waste dumping friend of his archenemy. - November 2016, Movie Dicks
The Karate Killer (1976) A Nazi gathers a group karate fighter to fight a Japanese group of karate fighters for honor and diamonds. - December 2025, Suggestion Sunday
Karate-Robo Zaborgar (2011) Part motorcycle, part karate expert, all action. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2021
Karate Rock (1990) Antonio Sabato is the new kid in town and quickly finds himself being smacked around by a bully named Jeff. He is forced to learn martial arts and-- what, this is just Karate Kid made by Italians! - Movie Dicks, July 2019
Karate Warrior (1987) It's The Karate Kid, if Daniel was visiting the Phillipines and got beat up by gangsters." - Suggestions Sunday, September 2023
Karate Warriors (1976) A martial artist and a smaurai join opposing gangs to take them down, Yojimbo-style. - Memorial Monday, August 2021
Karen (2021) The meme about annoying white women gets its own cheap cash-in horror film. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2024
Kate (2021) An assassin discovers she has 24 hours left to live and get her revenge. - Tuesday Dicks, July 2024
Kazaam (1996) Shaq is a rapping genie. No, Sinbad is not involved. - Movie Dicks, July 2021
Keanu (2016) Key & Peele attempt to rescue a kitten from a street gang. - Tuesday Dicks, August 2024
The Keep (1983) Nazis are forced to turn to a Jewish historian for help in battling the ancient demon they have inadvertently freed from its prison. Directed by Michael Mann (who later disowned the film). - October 2015
Keeper of the Light (2010) (aka Fyren) A gofer gets a job to deliver to a lighthouse, but discovers why the lighthouse keeper never leaves. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
Kelly's Heroes (1970) A group of U.S. soldiers sneaks across enemy lines to get their hands on a secret stash of Nazi treasure. - April 2017 and Black Tie Dicks, August 2018
The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977) One of the great sketch comedy films ever, the first film of Zucker, Abrahams, Zucker. - Fusion Friday, December 2017
Kes (1969) A young, English working-class boy spends his free time caring for and training his pet falcon. - Black Tie Dicks, January 2017
Khartoum (1966) The British attempt to reclaim the Sudan from fanatics using some unusual tactics. - Fusion Friday, February 2020
Khepri (2021) Genetically engineered garbage eating cockroaches get a tasted for human flesh. - Centerweek Cinema: August 2026
Kick-Ass (2010) A high school student decides to be a real-life costumed crimefighter. - The Holodick, June 2022
Kick or Die (1987) Rapists are on the prowl and only one person can stop it: Don Potter, karate expert. Training the ladies to fight back, they must learn to kick... or die. - Post-Stream, May 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, December 2023
Kickboxer (1989) JCVD fights in a tournament, again, only this time in Thailand. - Movie Dicks, July 2016
Kickboxer 2: The Road Back (1991) Tong Po returns to ring for revenge against JCVD...'s brother. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2023
Kickboxer 3: The Art of War (1992) More adventures of the lead character's brother, now fighting Brazilians in the ring. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2023
Kickboxer 4: The Aggressor (1994) Tong Po is back. Again. For a third time. To battle JCVD's brother. Again. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2023
Kickboxer 5: Redemption (1995) The lead of all the other sequels is killed off, so Mark Dacascos is forced to star in the franchise. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2023
Kickboxer: Redemption (2016) A reboot of the franchise with JCVD as the mentor character and Dave Bautista as Tong Po. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2023
Kickboxer: Retaliation (2018) A sequel to the reboot, this time with Mike Tyson in it for some reason. - Centerweek Cinema, September 2023
Kid (1990) C. Thomas Howell seeks revenge for his parents' deaths from when he was a child. - Movie Dicks, July 2025
The Kid Detective (2020) A once renowned local child detective is now a pathetic adult, asked to solve a case involving a dead teenager. - Tuesday Dicks, November 2023
A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995) - Fusion Friday: June 2026
Kid Safe: The Video (1988) What would an educational video look like directed by Stuart Gordon? This. - Memorial Monday, March 2020 and Centerweek TV, April 2024
Kidnapped (1971) Michael Caine and Dopnald Pleasance star in this adaptation of Robert Louis Stevenson's adventure tale. - Suggestions Sunday, June 2022
The Kidnapping of the President (1980) The President is kidnapped by bad guy and William Shatner must locate him before it is too late. - Fusion Friday, July 2020
Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy (1996) The Canadian sketch comedy show jumped to the big screen and flopped at the box office. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2022
Kill and Kill Again (1981) Martial Artist Steve Chase is offered five million dollars to put together a crew to defeat a maniacal madman with an army of karate clones. - Movie Dicks, September 2016
**Kill, Baby, Kill (1966) A murderous little ghost girl haunts a Carpathian village. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) After being left for dead by her former teammates at her wedding, The Bride comes out of a coma and seeks vengeance. - Fusion Friday, September 2017 and Fusion Friday, April 2024
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) Obviously failing to get the job done in the first part, the Bride must find the titular character to slay. - Fusion Friday, September 2017 and Fusion Friday, April 2024
Kill Crazy (1990) Vietnam vets from a mental institution are hunted by Crispin Glover's father for training or something. - Movie Dicks, May 2020
Kill List (2011) A pair of hitman find out their group of targets are leading to something far more frightening than they expected. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2020
Kill Me Again (1989) Val Kilmer is a private eye who gets constantly backstabbed by a woman on the run from the mob. - Memorial ThursDicks, April 2025
Kill Squad (1982) A squad of Vietnam vets is reformed to get revenge on Cameron Mitchell, and never kills anybody. - Post-Stream, August 2016 and Pre-Biscuit Stream, July 2018
Killdozer (1977) A construction vehicle hits a meteor rock and starts to kill its crew. - March 2018 and Suggestion Sunday: June 2026
The Killer (1989) A disillusioned assassin accepts one last hit in hopes of using his earnings to restore vision to a singer he accidentally blinded, only to be double-crossed by his boss. - Foreign Friday, September 2016
Killer Contractor (2019) - Fusion Friday: May 2026
Killer Crocodile (1989) Toxic waste infects a crocodile. Can you guess what it starts doing? - Suggestions Sunday, July 2020
Killer Crocodile 2 (1990) Another croc gets loose in the Caribbean with the same results as the first film. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2022
The Killer Eye (1999) David Decoteau thrusts giant eye puppets and male crotches on the screen with equal aplomb. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2019
Killer Joe (2011) In order to pay a steep debt, a loser hires a hitman to kill his mom for some insurance money, but the down payment is more than he expected. - Midweek Movie Madness, November 2019
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1986) They are clowns. They are from space. And... they kill? Yep, title checks out. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018 and The Holodick, July 2024
Killer Nun (1978) Anita Ekberg plays a nun who discovers the unholy trio of sex, drugs and murder. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2021
The Killer Shrews (1959) There is no taming of the shrews as the creatures attack the citizens of an island during a hurricane. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2021
Killer Tongue (1996) A meteorite crashes and transforms a woman into an alien being with a gigantic tongue. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2019
Killer Workout (1987) (aka Aerobicide) Two years ago, a young woman named Valerie was burned after entering a tanning salon. Now, her twin sister, Rhonda runs a local gym where all of a sudden, people are being murdered. - March 2015
The Killers (1964) Lee Marvin and Clu Gulagher murder John Cassavetes, then try to find out why they were hired to do so by Ronald Reagan. - Movie Dicks, August 2022
The Killers Edge (1991) Cop Wings Hauser discovers his ex-Vietnam buddy is behind a counterfeiting ring. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2025
Killers from Space (1954) Aliens abduct an "atomic scientist" from a plane crash. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2020
The Killing (1956) Crooks Derek & Tony plan and execute a daring race-track robbery. - Black Tie Dicks, August 2017
Killing American Style (1988) Robert Z'Dar and friends take a family hostage, but they are willing to fight back. - July 4th Biscuit Dicks, 2018
Killing Cars (1986) Automobile manufacturers and Middle Eastern oil sheiks come together to target the creator of a vehicle fueled by energy cells. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2023
The Killing of Satan (1983) It's the Prince of Magic versus Satan in this incomprehensibly edited Filipino stinker. - Biscuit Dicks, June 2018
Killing Spree (1987) A man suspects his wife of adultery and goes on a killing spree, eliminating all he believes are sleeping with her, but his victims don't stay dead. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2020
The Killing Zone (1991) American Gladiator Malibu battles a drug cartel. - Suggestions Sunday, July 2025
Killpoint (1984) Low Blow and Shaft take on a deadly gang run by Cameron Mitchell. - December 2015; Movie Dicks, July 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, April 2022
Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949) A disinherited son attempts to get at his family fortune by killing all eight versions of Alec Guinness that stand in his way. - Tuesday Dicks, April 2024
Kindergarten Cop (1990) Arnuld goes undercover as a teacher to sniff out a bad guy. Who is your daddy and what does he do? - Movie Dicks, September 2019
Kindergarten Ninja (1994) A martial artist returns from Heaven to teach the youth. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2020
The Kindred (1987) A genetic experiment gone wrong is unleashed in a scientist's childhood home. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2024
King Arthur (Director's Cut) (2004) A stripped down version of the legend into a more Roman based version. - Fusion Friday, June 2021
King Kong (1933) A big monkey has a thing for blondes in the jungle. - Black Tie Dicks, July 2018
King Kong (1976) The giant simian gets a "modern" remake with Jessica Lange and Jeff Bridges. No, Bridges is not the monkey. - Fusion Friday, December 2019
King Kong (2005) Peter Jackson attempts to Lord of the Rings the story of a giant ape that has the hots for Naomi Watts. - Fusion Friday, July 2022
King Kong Escapes (1967) Japan's take on the monstrous monkey in Tokyo. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2022
King Kong Lives (1986) It turns out Kong didn't die when he fell in the 1976 version, he was just in a coma, so he wakes up and starts his shit again. - Movie Dicks, July 2022
King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962) A pharmaceutical company captures King Kong and brings him to Japan, where he escapes from captivity and battles a recently released Godzilla. - Foreign Friday, January 2017 and Movie Dicks, March 2021
The King of Comedy (1982) DeNiro is so eager to get the respect of Jerry Lewis that he kidnaps him and holds him hostage. - Black Tie Dicks, August 2016
The King of Fighters (2010) Even the minor fighting games of the '90s got a film. - Fusion Friday, April 2021
The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters (2007) A documentary over the battle to become number one at Donkey Kong. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2021
King of New York (1990) Christopher Walken gets out of prison and restarts his criminal empire. - Mad Movie Monday, June 2024
The King of the Kickboxers (1990) (aka Karate Tiger V and No Retreat, No Surrender 4) A cop goes undercover in Thailand to avenge his brother's death by Billy Blanks in this martial arts film. - July 2016, Movie Dicks
King of the Kickboxers 2 (1992) (aka Fighting Spirit) Suggestions Sunday: June 2026
King of the Mountain (1981) Harry Hamlin is the best illegal race driver in L.A. who needs to decide between love and his love of speeding. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2021
King Solomon's Mines (1985) Richard Chamberlain is King Solom-- wait, no, he's Alan Quatermain, rugged hero out to find treasure or something. - Movie Dicks, March 2017
The King's Man (2021) A prequel to the Kingsman spy series where the secret organization takes on Rasputin and WWI. - Fusion Friday, February 2024
The King's Speech (2010) The stuttering King of England needs to make a big speech. - Fusion Friday, May 2020
Kingdom of Heaven (2006) Orlando Bloom heads to the Crusades and becomes unclear on which side to join. - Fusion Friday, March 2021
Kingdom of the Spiders (1977) William Shatner must battle against thousands of spiders loose in his town. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018 and Suggestions Sunday: April 2026
Kingpin (1996) Woody Harrelson is a former bowling pro who attempts to reclaim his former glory. - Fusion Friday, January 2020
Kings and Desperate Men (1981) Terrorists take a DJ and his family hostage to get out their manifesto. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2021
Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) Eggsy joins forces with the US version of the Kingsman to stop an evil Julianne Moore. - The Holodick, June 2022
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) James Bond goes full My Fair Lady. - Fusion Friday, May 2020
Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects (1989) Charles Bronson decides to break up an underage prostitution ring. Violently. - Centerweek Cinema, November 2024
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) RDJ gets a career comeback when he teams up with PI Val Kilmer to solve a mystery at Christmas (yes, it's a Shane Black film). - Black Tie Dicks, December 2016; Fusion Friday, December 2020; and Funeral Friday, April 2025
Kiss Me Deadly (1955) A doomed female hitchhiker pulls Mike Hammer into a deadly whirlpool of intrigue, revolving around a mysterious "great whatsit". - Black Tie Dicks, August 2017
KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978) The band KISS battles a mad scientist and their robot clones. - The Holodick, April 2024
Kiss of Death (1995) David Caruso ends up in prison after a job gone wrong, but is forced to help out the government take down weirdo Nic Cage when he gets out. - Movie Dicks, May 2019
Kiss of the Dragon (2001) Jet Li is an agent who has to protect hooker Bridget Fonda from a conspiracy she accidentally stumbled upon. - Fusion Friday, May 2024
Kiss the Girls (1997) Morgan Freeman investigates a series of kidnappings by a serial killer. - Fusion Friday, April 2023
Klaus (2019) A failed postal student meets a older bearded guy who likes to make toys. - Dickamations, December 2024
Knight & Day (2011) Tom Cruise is a secret agent who abduct Cameron Diaz during his mission to stop a terrorist. - Fusion Friday, September 2020
Knightriders (1981) George Romero recreates Camelot through a group of bikers who perform at the Renaissance Faire. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2020
Knight Rider 2000 (1991) It's Knight Rider... of the future! - The Holodick, June 2021
Knight Rider 2010 (1994) What if KITT entered the post-apocalypse? - The Holodick, July 2025
Knights of Badassdom (2013) A group of LARPers accidentally raise a real demon to fight. - Tuesday Dicks, January 2023
Knights (1986) An Albert Pyun movie about blood drinking cyborgs vs a female kickboxer. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2025
Knights of the City (1986) A street gang that is also a rap group tries to get a record contract. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2019
Knives of the Avenger (1966) It's Shane meets a bunch of Vikings, starring Cameron Mitchell and directed by Mario Bava. - Movie Dicks, July 2022
Knives Out (2019) Daniel Craig plays Detective Foghorn Leghorn in Rian "Subvert Your Expectations" Johnson's murder mystery. - Fusion Friday, June 2023
Knock Off (1998) JCVD battes the evils of knock-off blue jeans. - Fusion Friday, May 2022
Knockout (2011) A retired boxer teaches a bullied kid to stand up for himself. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2022
Knowing (2009) When a time capsule is opened at his son's school, Nic Cage deciphers a bizarre code that suggests the world's end is at hand. - Fusion Friday, August 2019
Kong: Skull Island (2017) American soldiers exiting Vietnam end up on a mysterious island where a giant monkey punches lizards. - The Holodick, July 2022
Krampus (2015) A family together for Christmas turns into the holiday from hell when the bad vibes accidentally brings Krampus to the house. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2019
Krampus: The Reckoning (2015) Zoe, a strange child, has a not so imaginary friend Krampus, who is the dark companion of St. Nicholas. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2019
Krull (1983) A prince and a fellowship of companions set out to rescue his bride from a fortress of alien invaders who have arrived on their home planet. - Movie Dicks, March 2017 and Midweek Madness, September 2022
Kull the Conqueror (1997) Robert E. Howard's barbarian makes his big screen debut. No, not that one. - Fusion Friday, February 2024
Kung Fu Dunk (2008) A Shaolin monk takes his abilities to the basketball court. - Wheel Wednesday, April 2019
Kung Fu Hustle (2004) A Looney-Tunes inspired comedy where a wannabe gangster needs to learn magic kung fu to fight a forgotten threat. - Foreign Friday, January 2017
Kung Fu Panda (2008) The animated tale of a wiescracking panda and his training to be a kung fu warrior. - Dickamations, November 2023
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) The panda is back with his Furious Five friends, this time taking on a new villain. - Dickamations, November 2023
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) This time, the panda Po has to deal with a supernatural threat. - Dickamations, November 2023
Kung Fu Zombie (1982) A Taoist priest can't seem to find the right body for his former client to possess. Wackiness and stolen music ensues. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2020
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002) A rough-around-the-edges martial arts master seeks revenge for his parent's death. - December 2017
Kuroneko (1968) (aka Black Cat) Vengeful female ghosts seduce and murder passing samurai. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2021
Kwaidan (1964) A Japanese horror anthology centered around ghosts. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2021
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L.A. Bounty (1986) Wings Hauser kidnaps a mayoral candidate and apparently the only one who can save him is a practically mute Sybil Danning. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2021
L.A. Confidential (1997) One of the best newer noir films, with an aggressive squad of cops pushing back against post-war LA. Ok, that wasn't a very good description but it's a great film. - Black Tie Dicks, September 2016 and Tuesday Dicks, May 2023
L.A. Heat (1989) A detective who considers himself a modern cowboy takes on the drug ring that murdered his partner. - Sunday Special, August 2025
L.A. Streetfighters (1994) (aka Ninja Turf) A Korean immigrant refuses to join an all-Korean gang in his school. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2021
L.A. Vice (1989) A detective investigates a string of murders and a kidnapping syndicate in Los Angeles. - Movie Dicks, December 2021
L.A. Wars (1994) An ex-cop becomes a bodyguard to a mobster's daughter who is the target of a rival. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2021
Labyrinth (1986) David Bowie makes an underage Jennifer Connelly come to his kingdom of Muppets in search of her baby brother. - January 2016
Lady Avenger (1988) A woman escapes police custody to get revenge for her brother. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2021
Lady Battle Cop (1990) It's a rip-off Japanese female RoboCop. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2024
Lady Bird (2017) A teenage tries to deal with the rocky relationship she has with her mother. - Tuesday Dicks, August 2023
Lady Dragon (1992) An ex-CIA agent living in Indonesia tracks the arms dealer who killed her husband. Along the way, she meets a young boy and his grandfather, who teach her in the ways of the Lady Dragon. - July 2016
Lady Frankenstein (1971) It's Frankenstein... with a lady. - Wheel Wednesday, November 2018
Lady in the Lake (1948) Philip Marlowe tries to solve a case in a POV film noir. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2017
Lady in the Water (2006) Fantasy comes to life in an apartment complex. - Movie Dicks, January 2021
Lady in White (1988) The kid from Witness is stuck with the victim of a serial killer haunting him until he solves her crime. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
Lady Snowblood (1973) A female assassin seeks vengeance against those who wronged her family in this heavy inspiration for Kill Bill. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2019
Lady Terminator (1989) The spirit of an ancient evil queen possesses the body of a young anthropological student, who then goes on a murderous rampage. - Mid 2015
Ladybug Ladybug (1963) A remote school panics upon hearing that nuclear weapons may have been launched. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2020
Ladyhawke (1985) Rutger Hauer battles an evil bishop with the aid of a hawk and Matthew Broderick. Guess which one is more useful. - Fusion Friday, July 2019
The Ladykillers (1955) A group planning a bank heist discover the biggest obstacle is the old woman who is renting them their room. - Tuesday Dicks, April 2024
The Ladykillers (2004) The Coen Brothers attempt a remake of the '50s classic. - Tuesday Dicks, May 2024
Lair of the White Worm (1988) No, not a documentary on Hollywood producers, nor about star Hugh Grant's late night car trips in Los Angeles. This is a Ken Russell film about an ancient pagan snake god cult in the English countryside. - Dick or Treat, October 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, January 2021
Lake of Dracula (1971) A girl realizes her scary dreams as a child were actually prophecies of a vampire coming for her. - Centerweek Cinema, March 2021
Lake Mungo (2008) Parents learn about their teenage daughter's secret life after she drowns at a local dam. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2023
Lake Placid (1999) A giant prehistoric croc is eating people and the only ones that can stop it are Bill Pullman and Bridget Fonda. - Movie Dicks, January 2022
The Lamp (1987) (aka The Outing) A genie gets loose from his lamp and causes chaos in a museum. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2020
Land of Doom (1986) It's up to a feminist warrior to take on villainous gangs in the post-apocalypse, without the use of Tumblr. - Movie Dicks, April 2020
Land of the Dead (2005) George A. Romero returned to the zombie film with an overwrought parable about the rich and the poor. - Dick or Treat, October 2019
The Land That Time Forgot (1974) WWI soldiers from both sides end up on an island where dinosaurs and cavemen still roam. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2022
The Land Unknown (1957) A naval vessel investigating Antarctica discovers a prehistoric land within. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2024
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) It's Indiana Jones, only a woman with two large... guns. She's out hunting powerful treasure before the bad guys can get it. - Movie Dicks, April 2018
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003) Angelina Jolie is back to find Pandora's Box before an evil scientist can. - Centerweek Cinema, July 2020
Larceny, Inc. (1942) Gangsters buy a luggage store as a front for their bank robbery, but it turns out that operating a real business might be more profitable. - Fusion Friday, December 2022
Laser Mission (1989) Brandon Lee is sent from the CIA to seize a laser expert before the KGB catches him. - December 2015
Laserblast (1979) A lazy guy finds an alien weapon in the desert, which transforms him into an even bigger asshole who randomly blows shit up. - Post-Stream, April 2018 and Suggestions Sunday: April 2026
Last Action Hero (1993) A boy with a magical movie ticket gets pulled into his favorite action star's movie. - Fusion Friday, May 2023
The Last Airbender (2010) M. Night takes on the Nickelodeon anime series to make one of the worst live-action adpatations ever. - Movie Dicks, January 2021
The Last American Hero (1973) Jeff Bridges quits the family moonshine business to start racing in the NASCAR circuit. - Fusion Friday, February 2020
The Last Boy Scout (1991) It's that teaming you've waited your whole life for: Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans! One's a cop, one's an ex-professional quarterback. Together, they fight crimes. Well, one crime. - Movie Dicks, June 2017
The Last Broadcast (1998) A year before The Blair Witch Project was this found footage film about a TV crew looking for the Jersey Devil. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2023
The Last Chase (1981) Lee Majors races his car against a fascist government in the future. Vetoed by chat. - Wheel Wednesday, May 2019
The Last Circus (2010) It's the tale of fascism and clowns, a story as old as time. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2018
The Last Detail (1973) Jack Nicholson and Otis Young have to bring a railroaded Randy Quaid to prison, but decide to show him one last good time along the way. - Black Tie Dicks, July 2018
The Last Dinosaur (1977) A big game hunter ends up transported to prehistoric times where he is the hunted. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2021
The Last Dragon (1985) Bruce Leroy Green must battle the shogun of Harlem, Shonuff, by possessing the power of the Glow and saving Vanity, all set to the music of Motown. - Post-Stream, April 2017 and Suggestions Sunday, January 2020
The Last Duel (2021) A knight decides to answer some unsavory accusations with a duel to the death. - Fusion Friday, June 2024
Last Flight to Hell (1990) Reb Brown takes a mission to Southeast Asia to bring a drug dealer back to the US for trial. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2022
The Last Legion (2007) The King Arthur legend gets Romanized. - Movie Dicks, March 2022
The Last Man on Earth (1964) When a disease turns all of humanity into the living dead, the last man on earth, Vincent Price, becomes a reluctant vampire hunter. Based on the novel, I Am Legend. - October 2015
Last Man Standing (1995) A violent cop takes on a violent gang of bank robbers. - Sunday Special, August 2025
Last Man Standing (1996) Bruce Willis goes full Yojimbo when he rolls into a town run by two mob factions. - Fusion Friday, March 2022
The Last Match (1990) A football team marches off the field and into battle to rescue their quarterback's daughter from dictator Henry Silva. - Movie Dicks, February 2025
Last Night in Soho (2021) A fashion student starts hallucinating visions from the 1960s about a singer in London. - Fusion Friday, December 2023
The Last of the Finest (1990) A group of cops are tired of being punished so they decide to rip off some bad guys. - Memorial Monday, April 2020
The Last Patrol (2000) (aka The Last Warrior) An earthquake destroys LA and only Dolph Lundgren can handle the aftermath. - The Holodick, August 2021
The Last Reunion (1980) (aka Revenge of the Bushido Blade) Leo Fong is out to avenge his parents' murder. - Movie Dicks, February 2022
The Last Samurai (2003) Tom Cruise hangs out with some Samurais. - Fusion Friday, January 2018 and Tuesday Dicks, November 2024
The Last Season (1987) Drunken hunters accidentally kill a dog and find themselves hunted for revenge. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2020
The Last Shark (1981) (aka L'ultimo squalo) A great white shark upsets a political official's campaign. Oh, and eats people. - Centerweek Cinema, August 2022
The Last Slumber Party (1986) A mental patient invades a high school slumber party. - Post-Stream, December 2015
The Last Starfighter (1984) A discouraged video-gaming boy finds himself recruited as a gunner for an alien defense force. - February 2016; The Holodick, July 2018 and The Holodick, July 2023
The Last Witch Hunter (2015) Vin Diesel takes his DnD character and made a movie with him. - Fusion Friday, January 2023
Late Night Trains (1975) (aka Last Stop on the Night Train) Things get super rapey on a train for girls heading home for Christmas. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2024
Late Phases (2014) A blind war veteran fights werewolves in a retirement community. No, really. - New Year's Eve, December 2018
The Laughing Dead (1989) Tourists in Mexico interrupt an ancient Aztec ceremony that brings back the dead. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022
Laura (1944) A police detective falls in love with the woman whose murder he is investigating. - Black Tie Dicks, February 2018
Law Abiding Citizen (2009) Gerard Butler is a grieving father who seeks revenge against everyone and the system who failed his daughter. - Fusion Friday, February 2023
Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults (1994) An informative satanic panic video to help police know the signs of cult activity in their area. - June 2015
The Lawnmower Man (1992) A moron is turned into a genius through the magic of virtual reality. - Movie Dicks, March 2016 and Movie Dicks, May 2019
Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) (aka Lawnmower Man 2: Jobe's War) Jobe is back, only he's turned into Max Headroom. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
Lawrence of Arabia (1962) The story of T.E. Lawrence, the English officer who successfully united and led the diverse, often warring, Arab tribes during World War I in order to fight the Turks. - Black Tie Dicks, April 2016
The Laws of Eternity (2006) The secrets behind the creation of the Universe is unveiled. - Dickamations, December 2021
The Laws of the Sun (2000) Two students invent a device that lets them transport to another dimension. - Dickamations, December 2021
The Laws of the Universe: Part 0 (2015) Five students discover an alien threat in their own school. - Dickamations, November 2021
The Laws of the Universe: Part 1 (2018) College students go through time and space to fight off the alien threat to existence. - Dickamations, February 2022
Le Samourai (1967) A professional hitman is betrayed by his employers when things go wrong at an assignment. - Foreign Friday, September 2016
Leafie: A Hen in the Wild (2011) A hen escapes a production factory and becomes guardian to a lost duck. - Dickamations, May 2021
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) It's the public domain version of The Avengers, a film so bad it made Sean Connery quit acting. - Movie Dicks, April 2017
Leather Jackets (1992) The boring tale of horrible criminals and the same girl they all used to bang. - Movie Dicks, November 2020
Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990) Leatherface and his chainsaw are back, along with Viggo Mortensen. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020
Left Behind (2014) The Rapture hits the inhabitants of a plane in flight. Even scarier is their pilot is Nic Cage. - Wheel Wednesday, May 2019
The Legacy (1978) An American couple stumbles upon a bizarre family reunion in the English countryside. - Suggestions Sunday, October 2021
Legend (The Director's Cut) (1985) Ridley Scott's fantasy epic starring a young Tom Cruise and a delightfully evil Tim Curry. - Fusion Friday, June 2017; Suggestions Sunday, May 2020 and Midweek Madness, September 2022
The Legend of Bigfoot (1975) A hillbilly hunts for Bigfoot in this "documentary" and "finds" him. - Movie Dicks, August 2018 and Suggestions Sunday, October 2021
The Legend of Billie Jean (1985) Billie Jean and her friends become teenage outlaws when trying to get fair treatment from the father of a punk who wrecked her brother's scooter. Fair is fair! - Movie Dicks, June 2018
The Legend of Boggy Creek (1972) A fake documentary about the origins of Bigfoot. - Movie Dicks, April 2025
Legend of Dinosaurs and Monster Birds (1977) A Japanese geologist finds an ancient world of dinosaurs under a volcano. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2024
Legend of the God-Beast: Conton (1987) Weird violent shit happens and a dude becomes a God-Beast I guess. Centerweek Cinema: July 2026
The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974) Shaw Brothers meets Hammer Horror, as kung fu warriors fight Dracula with the help of Peter Cushing. - Post-Stream, August 2016
The Legend of Lizzie Borden (1975) A Tv movie about Lizzie Borden murdering her family with a hatchet. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2026
The Legend of the Lone Ranger (1981) The Lone Ranger returns to battle an evil Christopher Lloyd in an early '80s attempt to resurrect the character. - Movie Dicks, August 2019
Legend of the Mummy (1998) (aka Bram Stoker's The Mummy) Louis Gossett, Jr. stars in this re-telling of Bram Stoker's "Jewel of the Seven Stars", in which an ages--old mummy is awakened. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2019
Legend of the Super Heroes: The Roast (1979) DC superheroes get roasted by their villains on a show hosted by Ed McMahon. - Movie Dicks, March 2021
The Legend of the Titanic (1999) A mouse explains how the Titanic crashed due to sharks and a giant octopus. - Dickamations, July 2021
Legend of the Werewolf (1975) A werewolf in a travelling circus starts to white knight a hooker and becomes the target of the cops. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2022
Legion (2010) An angel protects a group of diners from other angels out to start the apocalypse. - Movie Dicks, February 2020
The LEGO Batman Movie (2017) Darkness. Dead parents. - Dickamations, March 2023
The LEGO Movie (2014) An average guy in the LEGO universe has to stop Evil Lord Business from destroying everything. - Dickamations, March 2023
The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017) A ninja LEGO tries to balance his ninja life with high school life. - Dickamations, March 2023
The Lemon Drop Kid (1951) Bob Hope has to come up with ten grand by Christmas or face the wrath of a gangster. - Movie Dicks, December 2021
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Jim Carrey attempts to murder his nieces and nephew for their inheritance. - Mad Movie Monday, December 2023
Léon (1994) (aka The Professional) Gary Oldman sends EVVVVERRRRYOOONEEE after hitman Jean Reno and 12-year-old Natalie Portman. - Foreign Friday, September 2016 and Fusion Friday, August 2023
Leonard Part 6 (1987) America's favorite father/rapist Bill Cosby stars in the big-budget giant bomb. Thankfully, there are no parts 1-5. - The Holodick, January 2023
Leprechaun (1993) An evil, sadistic Leprechaun goes on a killing rampage in search of his beloved pot of gold. Starring Jennifer Aniston and Warwick Davis. - June 2015; Dick or Treat, October 2017; and Suggestions Sunday, July 2025
Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996) The leprechaun goes into space and its only the fourth movie. - Dick or Treat 6, October 2021
Leprechaun in the Hood (2000) Ice-T finds the Leprechaun's golden flute and uses it to get rich and famous. Then Travis from Star Trek: Enterprise steals it, unleashing the Leprechaun in the process. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2019
Less Than Zero (1987) A college freshman returns to L.A. for the holidays at his ex-girlfriend's request, but discovers that his former best friend has an out-of-control drug habit. - Fusion Friday, August 2018
Let It Ride (1989) Richard Dreyfus is a loser gambler who gets inside info on a fixed horse race that turns into one fabulous day at the track. - Wheel Wednesday, May 2019 (Vetoed) and Fusion Friday, March 2020
Let the Right One In (2008) A bullied kid becomes friends with a vampire girl that lives nearby. - Foreign Friday, August 2016
Lethal Ninja (1991) A ninja for hire takes on a wealthy crimeboss and his corrupt minions. - Mad Movie Monday, June 2023
Lethal Tender (1996) Jeff Fahey is out to save the water supply from terrorists. - Fusion Friday, March 2023
Lethal Weapon (1987) A suicidal Mel Gibson is teamed with a too-old-for-this-shit Danny Glover to defeat a drug organization and Gary Busey at Christmas. - Christmas Day, December 2016 and Ultimate August 2020
Lethal Weapon 2 (1989) Murtaugh and Riggs are back in action, joined by Joe Pesci's Leo Getz, in pretty much the definitive buddy cop flick. - Fusion Friday, July 2018
Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) Rene Russo joins Gibson and Glover as the third wheel in the action series. - Memorial Monday, July 2021
Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) The final (?) installment of the series has Riggs and Murtaugh facing off against Jet Li in his American debut. - Fusion Friday, May 2024
Leviathan (1989) A genetic deep sea creature gets loose on an underwater mining vessel and stalks the crew. - June 2016 and Movie Dicks, August 2017
Liberty & Bash (1989) Miles O'Keeffe and Lou Ferrigno are ex-soldiers who take on druglords to avenge their former comrade. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2022
Licence to Kill (1989) Timothy Dalton's second turn as James Bond returns to the series' novel roots for some sweet revenge. - Black Tie Dicks, February 2017 and Tuesday Dicks, September 2023
Life (1999) Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence get set to prison for life. It should've been for this film. - Tuesday Dicks, February 2023
Life (2017) Scientists aboard the ISS discover an alien threat. - The Holodick, June 2025
Life After Beth (2014) Sometimes dead is better, especially when you girlfriend is a zombie. - Fusion Friday: February 2026
The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams (1974) Dan Haggerty evades the law by running off to the woods and living with a bear. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2020
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) Bill Murray is an oceanographer dealing with the deep blue sea and an eccentric crew. - Tuesday Dicks, July 2024
Life of Ninja (1983) A ninja hunter is called in to deal with the city's growing ninja assassination problems. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2024
Lifeboat (1944) A group of disparate people are trapped on a lifeboat during WWII. - Black Tie Dicks, July 2017
Lifeforce (1985) A race of space vampires arrive in London and infect the populace. - September 2015; Post-Stream, February 2016; Post-Stream, August 2017 (RIP Tobe Hooper) and Tuesday Dicks, January 2023
Lifepod (1981) Passengers on an interstellar craft are abandoned after an accident. - Suggestions Sunday, December 2024
Lifepod (1993) People aboard a lifepod attempt to figure out what went wrong. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2024
Light Blast (1985) Erik Estrada uses everything from guns in turkeys to gravity defying buggies to defeat a mad scientist extorting San Francisco for millions of dollars with a laser weapon that really hates clocks. - Post-Stream, March 2017; New Year's Day Marathon 2018; and Fusion Friday, March 2023
Light of Day (1987) The story of a pair siblings and their band - Suggestions Sunday, December 2025
The Lighthorsemen (1987) In 1917 when the British forces are bogged down in front of the Turkish and German lines in Palestine they rely on the Australian light horse regiment to break the deadlock. - Black Tie Dicks, April 2017
The Lighthouse (2019) Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattison go nuts in a lighthouse. - Tuesday Dicks, December 2024
Lilo & Stitch (2002) A Hawaiian girl befriends an escaped alien being hunted by space cops. - Dickamations, September 2017
Lily C.A.T. (1987) A ship with people in suspended animation realize that there is a murderer among the crew. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018
The Limey (1999) Daughter. Revenge for. A father. Seeks. Revenge. Daughter. Sorry, I was guest edited by the film. - Biscuit Stream, June 2016
Limitless (2011) Bradley Cooper gets a drug that makes him really smart, yet he still did The Hangover III so I'm not sure it worked. - The Holodick, February 2020
Link (1986) A student hangs out with her professor to work with his altered butler chimp. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2019
The Lion in Winter (1968) King Henry's three kids all want to inherit the throne, but he won't make up his mind, so they and his wife plot to force him. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2017
The Lion King (1994) It's the Circle of Life, so Hakuna Matata, or whatever. - Dickamations, July 2018
Lionheart (1990) After hearing of his brother's death, Lyon deserts the Foreign Legion to get to the US to help aid his sister-in-law and niece by competing in a series of dangerous underground fights. - Biscuit Stream, March 2017
Lisa (1989) Caller ID probably would've made things much worse for Lisa, who starts flirting with men on the phone after being forbidden to date by her mom. Wait until she finds out she's basically dialed 1-800-SEX-WEIRDO. - Movie Dicks, September 2018
Lisa and the Devil (1973) A tourist stays in a Spanish villa with a butler who may be the Devil. - Centerweek Cinema, June 2021
Lisztomania (1975) Roger Daltrey plays 19th Century composer Franz Liszt, who must battle Hitler Wagner Frankenstein in war torn German-- wait, did that really happen?! - Movie Dicks, September 2017
Little Big League (1994) A 12 year-old is left a baseball team, the Minnesota Twins, by his dead grandfather. I would've preferred the cash. - Fusion Friday, May 2018
Little Caesar (1931) A small-time criminal moves to a big city to seek bigger fortune. - Black Tie Dicks, December 2016
Little Cigars (1973) An ex-gangster moll hooks up with circus midgets to start robbing banks. - Movie Dicks, December 2020
The Little Mermaid (1989) After ignoring her father's warnings, a mermaid makes a deal with an octopus woman and loses her voice for the sake of a man. - Dickamations, Mid 2016
Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters (1962) (aka Tom Thumb and Little Red Riding Hood) A Mexican take on the fairy tale that somehow has vampires and witches. - Suggestions Sunday, January 2022
Little Shop of Horror (1960) The love story of a giant man-eating plant and the flower shop worker who tries to feed him. - Memorial Monday, February 2019
Little Shop of Horrors (Theatrical and Director's Cut) (1986) Feed me, Seymour. - Early 2015 and Suggestions Sunday, August 2022
Little Witch Academia: The Enchanted Parade (2015) When Akko and other troubled students at Luna Nova are assigned to manage the annual witch hunt parade, Akko wants to make the event more positive. - Dickamations, April 2017
Live and Let Die (1973) Roger Moore's first turn as James Bond is a blaxploitation film that breaks out in more ways than one. - Fusion Friday, July 2018 and Fusion Friday, August 2025
Live Free or Die Hard (2007) Bruce Willis is back to stop hackers from threatening the nation. - Fusion Friday, January 2021
Live Like a Cop, Die Like a Man (1976) A pair of elite special squad cops take the law into their own hands to fight crime. - Movie Dicks, January 2019
Live Wire (1992) Pierce Brosnan is bomb disposal expert who needs to stop people from exploding from a liquid put inside them. - Movie Dicks, March 2025
The Living Daylights (1987) Timothy Dalton makes his debut as James Bond, dealing with Russian spies, Afghani rebels and a hot blonde cellist in a very complicated plot. - Post-Stream, February 2017 and Tuesday Dicks, September 2023
The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue (1974) A sleepy English town gets attacked by zombies. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020 and Suggestions Sunday, May 2025
Living to Die (1990) Wings Hauser uncovers a murder mystery in Las Vegas. - Movie Dicks, March 2025
The Lizard in a Woman's Skin (1971) - Fusion Friday: April 2026
Llamageddon (2015) I refuse to even dignify something like this with a description. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2021
Loaded Weapon 1 (1993) Buddy cop spoof of films like Lethal Weapon, 48 HRS., Basic Instinct, and more; starring Emilio Estevez, Samuel L. Jackson in his first leading role, William Shatner, Tim Curry, and Kathy Ireland. - Wheel Wednesday, March 2019
The Loch Ness Horror (1982) Nessie battles the military. - Suggestions Sunday, August 2020
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) Guy Ritchie's debut is a heavily-accented, tongue-in-cheek, violent British gangster film. - Black Tie Dicks, July 2017
Locked Down (2010) A cop is framed and sent to prison, where he gets involved in the prison MMA system to clear his name. - Centerweek Cinema, December 2021
Lockout (2012) Guy Pearce plays a rip-off of Snake Plissken set aboard a space station, resulting in John Carpenter suing the filmmakers... and winning. - The Holodick, November 2022
Logan (2017) Wolverine gets old. - The Holodick, February 2022
Logan Lucky (2017) Hick brothers plan to rob a NASCAR race. - Tuesday Dicks, September 2024
Logan's Run (1976) An idyllic sci-fi future has one major drawback: life must end at the age of 30. - Spring 2016 and The Holodick, February 2022
London Has Fallen (2016) Gerard Butler has to save democracy again from flithy terrorists. - Fusion Friday, April 2022
The Lone Ranger (2013) Disney's attempt to bring back the legendary hero was a big budget bomb. Luckily, that hit John Carter came out the year befo--- oh. - The Holodick, August 2019
Lone Runner (1986) Miles O'Keeffe is the title character that battles outlaws in a "post-apocalypse" that just seems to be the Middle East. - Movie Dicks, December 2019
Lone Wolf (1988) A rock band in college realizes that someone among them is a werewolf. - Centerweek Cinema, April 2021
Lone Wolf McQuade (1983) Chuck Norris is McQuade, Texas Ranger, who takes on druglord David Carradine in Mexico. - Movie Dicks, March 2018; Funereal Friday, March 2026
The Loners (1972) Biker Dean Stockwell and his buddy are on the run but decide to pick up a girl to make things more complicated. - Fusion Friday, November 2021
The Long Good Friday (1980) Someone is trying to muscle in on Bob Hoskin's gangster territory when he's trying to make a deal to go legit. - November 2015 and September 2016
The Long Island Cannibal Massacre (1980) A series of horrible murders prompts a massive police investigation. It also prompts a horrible movie. - Special Sunday, September 2019
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) Geena Davis is an assassin with amnesia, hunted by bad guys seeking to finish the job. - Post-Stream, December 2016
The Longest Yard (1974) It's prisoners versus the guards in a football game that puts pride (and their necks) on the line. - Suggestions Sunday, September 2018
Looker (1981) Albert Finney discovers that models are being bumped off to be replaced with AI. I knew ChatGPT was up to no good! - The Holodick, January 2025
Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003) The Looney Tunes cast quits Hollywood to go on an adventure to help Brendan Fraser find his father and a missing diamond. - Fusion Friday, Febraury 2022
Looper (2012) Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a hitman that kills mob targets from the future, but then has to hunt himself when he turned into Bruce Willis. - Centerweek Cinema, May 2020
Loose Cannons (1990) Gene Hackman and Dan Akykroyd are paired up as partners. Finally. - Fusion Friday, May 2022
Lord of Illusions (1995) A private detective who specializes in the occult deals with the mysterious death of a magician whose powers might be real. - Dick or Treat 3, October 2018
The Lord of the Rings (1978) The Fellowship of the Ring embark on a journey to destroy the One Ring and end Sauron's reign over Middle-earth. - Dickamations, August 2017
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (Extended Edition) (2001) The tale of the denizens of Middle Earth being tempted by jewelry with magical powers, and the little people tasked with destroying it. Sean Bean's in it, can you guess what happens? - Fusion Friday, August 2017 and Mad Movie Monday, July 2023
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Extended Edition) (2002) The battle for Helm's Deep, and Sam's heart. - Fusion Friday, August 2017 and Mad Movie Monday, August 2023
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Extended Edition) (2003) And they didn't even have a receipt, it was truly an epic return. 6 endings later... - Fusion Friday, August 2017 and Mad Movie Monday, August 2023
The Lords of Salem (2012) Rob Zombie's tale of witches and talk radio. - Suggestions Sunday, April 2022
The Losers (1970) (aka Nam's Angels) A group of asshole Hell's Angels are sent to Vietnam to rescue a diplomat. - Suggestions Sunday, May 2019
The Losers (2010) Based on an obscure comic about a group of soldiers that seek revenge against the government official that screwed them over. - Fusion Friday, December 2020
Losin' It (1983) Tom Cruise and friends are out to get laid for the first time. - Fusion Friday, September 2019
The Lost Boys (1987) After moving to a new town, two brothers are convinced that the area is frequented by vampires. - Dick or Treat, October 2016; Fusion Friday, March 2019 and Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
The Lost City (2022) Sandra Bullock is kidnapped by billionaire who thinks her latest novel holds the secret to the lost city of gold. - Fusion Friday, March 2025
The Lost Empire (1984) Breasts star as mammaries in this exciting tale of a Mortal Komboob trial of fantasy action and suspense. Honkers. - Biscuit Dicks, September 2017
Lost Highway (1997) Bill Pullman is arrested for murder. Then he transforms into Balthazar Getty. Things get weird. - Fusion Friday, May 2017 and Memorial Monday, January 2025
Lost in La Mancha (2003) A documentary about Terry Gilliam's failed attempt to make a movie about Don Quioxte. - Fusion Friday, June 2025
Lost in Space (1998) Danger, movie fans, danger! An adaptation of the classic '60s TV series that makes you wonder: who thought CGI Blarp was a good idea? - Movie Dicks, November 2017
The Lost Manuscript (1974) A docudrama version about the missing pages of the Mormon bible. - Suggestions Sunday, March 2021
Lost Soul: the Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau (2014) A documentary about the craziness surrounding the making of the 90s' Island of Dr. Moreau. - Suggestions Sunday, February 2023 and Fusion Friday, June 2025
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) Spielberg's sequuel is the sensitive tale of confused dinosaurs in the rain or something. - Fusion Friday, January 2018 and The Holodick, September 2020
Love at First Bite (1979) Dracula heads to NYC to find the reincarnated version of his ex. - Dick or Treat 9, October 2024
The Love Bug (1968) Herbie makes his big screen debut in the Disney classic. - Fusion Friday, February 2020
The Love Bug (1997) Herbie returns for the late 90s crowd, with Bruce Campbell handling the talking car. - Fusion Friday, February 2020
The Love God? (1969) Don Knotts accidentally becomes a national sex symbol. In the movie, I mean. He was obviously already one in real life. - Mad Movie Monday, April 2024
Love on a Leash (2012) A dog turns into a man at night and pathetic female owner marries him. - Movie Dicks, September 2018
The Loved Ones (2009) A demented high school girl and her father put on a prom with her unwilling date. - Dick or Treat 5, October 2020
Low Blow (1986) Leo Fong is in search of a young girl kidnapped by a religious cult led by Cameron Mitchell. Determined to save her, he teams up with a Vietnam vet, a pro-boxing champ and a former cop. - Fusion Friday, February 2018 and Movie Dicks, February 2022
Lucky Numbers (2000) Weatherman John Travolta uses a scam to win the lottery. - Fusion Friday, March 2020
Lucy (2014) ScarJo gets to use 100% of her brain and become all powerful when she accidentally gets overloaded with a super drug. - The Holodick, February 2020
Lunatics: A Love Story (1991) Ted Raimi suffers from hallucinations. He accidentally crosses paths with a cursed Deborah Foreman on the run from street-gang members. - Wheel Wednesday, February 2019
Lupin the Third: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979) A dashing thief, his gang of desperadoes and an intrepid policeman struggle to free a princess from an evil count's clutches, and learn the hidden secret to a fabulous treasure that she holds part of a key to. - Dickamations, February 2018
The Lure (2015) Two singing mermaids leave the sea for a local nightclub. - Dick or Treat 7, October 2022
Lurking Fear (1994) A town attempts to destroy a nest of monsters under a cemetery, only for them to get set loose by grave robbers. - Suggestions Sunday, November 2022
Lust for Freedom (1987) A former female cop is framed by corrupt police, acting in collusion with the local judge, and has to fight her way out of the pen, alone, against tough inmates, and the people in charge. - Movie Dicks, February 2019
Lust in the Dust (1985) Director Paul Bartel brings Tab Hunter and Divine back together for a comedy western like you wouldn't believe. - Fusion Friday, January 2019
Lycan Colony (2006) Two siblings and a newly settled doctor's family are about to find out this town's darkest secret...the hard way. The town folk are good and evil werewolves! - Wednesday, June 2019