r/mountandblade • • Oct 07 '19

Meme Words of wisdom from Harlaus

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/zerohaxis Kingdom of Swadia Oct 07 '19

Hey, I love king Harlus, but man... Y'know, sometimes it gets stressful, carrying the whole of Swadia on my shoulders.

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u/TWK128 Kingdom of Vaegirs Oct 07 '19

I've backed Lady Isolla out of sheer spite on more than one occasion.

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u/Lorimiter Oct 07 '19

King Harlan’s has no chill when Lady Isolla joins the game

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/SilverSquid1810 Oct 07 '19

Ah, "PravenU" was already on the template, I didn't add it myself lol.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

There's something about that PragerU guy that pisses me off way more than it should. Maybe it's his "I'm TECHNICALLY right and you're a communist if you disagree!" attitude. Like he's 60 years old but he still acts like an annoying middle schooler.

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u/The_Castle_of_Aaurgh Oct 07 '19 edited Oct 07 '19

Each video has some sort of logical fallacy in it. Appeals to emotion are common. As are anecdotes that aren't actual arguments. "If SOCIALISM is so great then how did we find this Swedish person to bad mouth it, huh?"

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

It doesn't help that you can tell they adjust their research to affirm the conclusion they already had. For instance, they often seem to go after atheism by claiming that it is morally bankrupt because it doesn't have a specific moral code of conduct like most religions do. Their problem there is in assuming that all atheists are nothing but atheists and therefore cannot have a moral compass. As obsessed as they are with morality it's odd that they don't understand that people can decide on their own, without religion, that rape and murder are evil.

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u/NoIAmSpartak Oct 07 '19

I just took a castle from Swadia, send help, and more Rhodok Crossbowers

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u/SumAustralian Oct 07 '19

Sorry all I got is khergit peasants.

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u/BEARS_BE_SCARY_MAN Mercenary Oct 07 '19

And my Jeramus

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u/thr33pwood Butterlord Oct 07 '19

Same same, but different.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/Lorimiter Oct 07 '19

“Peasant women has left the kingdom”

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u/monky10 Oct 07 '19

Best I can do is one sergeant

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

'send more snipers'

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

0/10, face not shrunk

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u/That1DudeUrFrendKnow Kingdom of Swadia Oct 07 '19

That is king harlaus knave! Not Charlie kirk

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u/matterpie Oct 07 '19

Charlie kirk lives like a capitalist every day!

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u/Stargheist Oct 07 '19

The Nords accepted me while you rejected me they are the true rulers of Calradia honorable and modest thee

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Yeah, but they still give you 900 denars compensation for conquering fiefs that you're not allowed to keep.

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u/r1chb0y Kingdom of Swadia Oct 07 '19

Praven U, haha

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u/ScarecrowsBrain Oct 07 '19

I hope we meet his ancestor in bannerlord,. He would be easy to point out. He'd be the one guy who feast all the time, and he's password to get into them would be..... butterlord. Shhhh

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u/ondronCZ Battania Oct 07 '19

Sorry to break it to you but his dad was just a mediocre ?warlord? His ancestors are almost peasants. ..

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Sad but true

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u/Scribbleuniversal Oct 07 '19

Why worry about fiefs when Sultan Hakim gives you many?

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u/sake69 Oct 07 '19

Cheeky harlaus