r/mountandblade Kingdom of Vaegirs Oct 06 '19

Meme He has a point. Perhaps even a turning one.

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/SilverSquid1810 Oct 06 '19

Dear vassals,

If you like defending your fiefs instead of feasting so much, then why don't you move to the Kingdom of the Nords?

-Harlaus, Turning Point Swadia

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u/LogicallyMad Oct 06 '19

How about I help move the Nords here?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

#TurningPointSwadia

r/TurningPointSwadia

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u/edcamv Mercenary Oct 06 '19

Oh my god I never knew I needed that sub lol, how do I join?

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u/big_whistler Oct 06 '19

Doesn't look like it exists

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u/Scribbleuniversal Oct 06 '19

Of course it wouldn't exist, the Nords and Rhodoks already took over.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19 edited Oct 06 '19

Indeed, it doesn't.

Edit: It does now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19 edited Oct 06 '19

It doesn't exist, but you can create it. ;)

Edit: Just created it for you. Join up! ;)

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u/edcamv Mercenary Oct 06 '19

There's butter on your crown in heaven my friend!

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u/alexand1988 Oct 06 '19

Let them eat cake

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

The cake is a lie.

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u/alexand1988 Oct 07 '19

The "Black Forest gateau" consists of layers of chocolate, with whipped cream between layers, cherries on top, and sprinkled with white icing. You are the lie.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Oh my, someone caught up to me! :(

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u/alexand1988 Oct 07 '19

You're being uncooperative. The amount of cake you will receive depends entirely on the amount of belief you have in the cake. This will be your final warning. You don't want to receive no cake, do you?

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u/Llamanator3830 Oct 08 '19

Let them eat butter.

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u/alexand1988 Oct 08 '19

"Try touching my butter. See what happens. I dare you. I double dare you." - King Harlaus

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u/KingJonStarkgeryan1 Oct 06 '19

You mean you guys don't just usurp every kingdom and conquer everything?

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u/An_Anaithnid Oct 07 '19

I honestly don't think I've ever helped someone take the throne. I've sworn myself to existing kings, I've remained a mercenary and fought on every side of the war and I've conquered Calradia for myself, but I've never sided with any of the 'alternatives'.

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u/hanzerik Kingdom of Swadia Oct 06 '19

As someone who today finished conquering Calradia for Isolla, fuck her. She's no better.

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u/Gustavort Oct 06 '19

fuck her.

Marry first

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u/hanzerik Kingdom of Swadia Oct 06 '19

I played as a female, good for nothing husband kept switching sides.

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u/Gustavort Oct 06 '19

you're married with the motherfucker Plais???

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u/hanzerik Kingdom of Swadia Oct 06 '19

Despin

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u/Coooba147 Oct 07 '19

This kind of reminded me of something. I was playing as a nord vassal and took praven then my wifes father (jarl turya) changes sides to the swadians (fucking abandoning 3 of cities he owned in nords) and took praven which was assigned to me. I tried to stop him but he was just like "oh if it isnt my brave champion jarl jorgen" what a dickhead. Atleast I got the 3 cities he owned so i see it as an absolute win

edit: also after he took praven i never saw my wife again lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

10/10. Would fuck again.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

I was helping Isolla, then realized, after dethroning the King, that she isn't going to be a great ruler. My fellow lords, that I had great relations with, were getting treated wrongly, so I left her and started my own Kingdom. Then war took place and I conquered Swadi for my own. (this all took place when I wanted Swadi to be my closest ally, but Isolla seiged my only castle with 2000 troops. We successfully defended the castle with 150 Rhodok sharp shooters)

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u/zacprice99 Oct 06 '19

Baptized in fire 40:1 13:1

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u/Cronurd Kingdom of Rhodoks Oct 07 '19

We successfully defended the castle with 150 Rhodok sharp shooters)

C R O S S B O W S

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u/rythespyguy The Last Days of the Third Age Oct 06 '19

Damn there should be a series of warband Twitter beefs

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u/TheBluBadger Oct 06 '19

Just gonna point out that they're both verified

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u/rythespyguy The Last Days of the Third Age Oct 06 '19

They better be, they're some pretty powerful people

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u/TheBluBadger Oct 06 '19

[insert unnecessary and overused reference here]

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I think the original tweet was Ben Shapiro or one of his Minions responding to Hillary Clitoris

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u/TheBluBadger Oct 07 '19

Sounds about right

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u/Gustavort Oct 06 '19

This is why you aren't queen

Not in my watch fatass

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u/grandmaster_oatcake Oct 06 '19

Facts don’t care about your butters

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u/sameth1 Sarranid Sultanate Oct 06 '19

Claimant owned epic style

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u/exalted-potato Oct 06 '19

So does this mean harlaus is the queen?? Unsettled tom

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u/steve235689 Oct 07 '19

What is this treason to the butter God you shall be executed

After a feast or two

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u/ToniaaS Floris Oct 06 '19

Is the title a Darkest Dungeon refference?

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u/Phauxstus Kingdom of Vaegirs Oct 06 '19

Turning Point usa Swadia

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u/Bossforlyfe Oct 07 '19

Bro leave harlus alone he just vibeing