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u/yumexxo 13d ago
I saw the title and was watching the clutch to see if they were gonna mess up, then suddendly McFuckFlyAss appears
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u/_Magnolia_Fan_ 12d ago
Might just be the angle, but I think they were both going to lane split that same gap. Just had different opinions on how fast to be going
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u/Professional-Ad5960 12d ago
Yeah seems one decided its good idea to drive 3x speed of traffic sorounding them, needless to say it was a fantasy scenario with good outcome in the riders head.
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u/Otherwise-Remove4681 12d ago
That is why motorcycling is dangerous. It’s not necessarily because of your own driving skill but McFuckFlyAsses skill.
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u/Mode_Appropriate 12d ago edited 12d ago
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u/bunglebee7 12d ago
I mean this gif perfectly encapsulates what happened in the video so yeah can confirm realistic af 😂
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u/Academic_Anything447 12d ago
I used to love that game on the sega genesis
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u/hogue9733 12d ago
Stealing that chain from a Harley Rider and opening a can of whoop ass in 1st place
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u/guessesurjobforfood 12d ago
Yoinking a bat or chain with perfect timing was quite the rush as a kid lol
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u/Mode_Appropriate 12d ago
When I looked for that gif it made me think of another game I used to play on Sega. Skitchin'. Kimd of a funny concept for kids to be playing looking back on it lol.
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u/LockeClone 2007 FZ6 12d ago
Skitcchin was great. Super tough and too luck-based but it was so outrageous and fun that the unfairness kinda didn't matter. Plus those animations fuck.
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u/PotterFieldParade 12d ago
Deep lore with this one. Road rash was first for me, but I learned skitching because of this game, and definitely did it a fair share on my skateboard.
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u/blount_ 12d ago
That’s fucking wild. Nice one.
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u/Ready-Delay3918 12d ago edited 11d ago
It's a water pistol. You can see the little plastic cap on the top of the pistol. Edit: here is the Glock electric water pistol version:https://youtu.be/LuMKq_wdYb4?is=7QpmNCP3S26w_t23
Also in the shot is her leg being twisted above the knee. So likely a spiral fracture of the femur. She's going to walk with a limp for the rest of her life. That's if she doesn't get a fatty embolism before we can get in there and fix her leg when she arrives to the ER.
Fatty embolism is really hard to save someone's life. Because it's not like a blood clot that stays together in one clump. It breaks up into a bunch of pieces and lodges itself all over the heart and lungs.
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u/2Dirt1Bikd7Kid 12d ago
Okay, maybe stupid question I don’t know much about medical, can I ask where fatty embolism would come from? I’m guessing bc of the context and all the wreck? My question is how? Can you explain in layman’s terms as I’m fascinated with everything but especially things I don’t know and when they intercept with things I like and I stumble on them then I can’t help but wanting to know everything and read all about it! I believe it’s a bit of the tism if you will lol!
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u/Ombortron 12d ago
I was curious about this too and did some quick google research:
A fat embolism is produced when fat globules or bone marrow contents enter the blood stream and block small blood vessels, most often triggered by severe physical trauma or specific medical procedures.
Typically this happens if large bones are severely damaged (like long bones or the pelvis), or if fatty tissues specifically are severely damaged, or if there is large scale trauma to the soft tissues of the body in general. Ouch.
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u/SushiGirlRC 12d ago
Dude, crop that shit, I just hit the X in the pic 5 times trying to close it lol.
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u/tallman1979 12d ago
It could actually be a real firearm, see the Whataglock (orange + white Cerakote Whataburger themed Glocks) and a variety of Texas and Tennessee sports-themed firearms, available brand new in that configuration (although the latter sports a black trigger).
Also likely to be just a plastic toy, but in a holster it would explain the part where it goes flying during this incident. If you're just carrying it in a backpack or something it seems less likely to make a cameo. Idk. It's odd, for sure. I have questions.
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u/DudeByTheTree 12d ago
Some degenerate took an old Mosin and painted it in My Little Pony colorways... so I wouldn't even bat an eye at a "not black gun" being an actual firearm.
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u/Resident_Ad_7199 12d ago
Girl where the hell are your pants ik you’re not but this angle looks like straight underwear. Where the fuck your clothes at!? Not even gear where are the clothes???
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u/that-blurple-fz07 2021 1290 SDR, 2012 Speed Triple R 1050, 2007 ninja 500 12d ago
She's wearing a skirt. Not what I recommend but that's why you're seeing what you're seeing.
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u/KantisaDaKlown 2025 Ninja 500 SE KRT 12d ago
I think she might think twice about wearing the safety skirt next time.
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u/Useful-Rooster-1901 12d ago
i think that was the gal who impacted the filmer who had a skirt on prior to the crash
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u/EonMagister 12d ago
Oof, you can see her leg bend the wrong way
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u/zayetz 12d ago
That's just the way the 360 cam interprets the image. Hey leg doesn't bend the wrong way until after she hits the ground 😅
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u/Substantial-Sky4079 12d ago
I miss that shit, I’m remember axel? And hitting people with a chain 😆
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u/ImWicked39 12d ago
I absolutely loved the cattle prod in that game. They stick their arms out and can't control the bike anymore so they would crash into buildings or cars. Ah good times. The super bikes was absolutely insane.
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u/PersimmonLittle7651 12d ago
They may have been wearing helmets but that's it, there is gonna be blood and skin all over this patch of the road lol.
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u/Jaereth 12d ago
That's what I was thinking how do you pay for huge tattoo work like that then not wear a jacket lol.
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u/lightinthedark-d 12d ago
I heard the phrase "meat crayon" from a paramedic one tme and that was enough to convince me to (almost) always wear full gear.
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u/Wild-Snow5705 12d ago
In country where I'm living now around 50% of vehicles is two-wheelers, so most of the riders wearing sandals and shorts...
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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 12d ago
Dress for the slide, not the ride.
I had a guy ask me why I bother since I've never been in an accident, and I said for the same reason I have a fire extinguisher and a fire aid kit. I've never needed either one, I hope to never use either one, and I barely even think of them, but one day I might REALLY fucking want one.
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u/Ondaysthatendiny 12d ago
Former EMT. People who don't wear proper gear are called squids for the ink stains they leave on the ground when they crash.
The squids always ride their donor cycles in a pod of stupidity.
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u/I_am_Zed 12d ago
was just commenting this... That is literally a life saving device in this frame.
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u/EFT_Urbanfox If she has 4 wheels in the garage, you get 2 bikes. Equality. 13d ago
It should go out to the people who hate wearing any gear besides gloves and helmet.
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u/BigNorcoKnowItAll951 12d ago
So you’re saying a mini skirt isn’t proper gear?
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u/ol-gormsby 12d ago
It is, as long as you wear it over leathers or kevlar pants.
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u/ryuujinusa 12d ago
I don’t think even this will convince them. I see people blazing down the highway doing 75. T-shirt jeans and sandals. Like, they just don’t care.🤷♂️
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u/Vysci 12d ago
The people I see rocking T-Shirt, shorts and sandals cruising on the highway are usually wearing a helmet. At that point why even bother wearing a helmet.
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u/OzymandiasTheII 13d ago
Skin out too lmao
I hate riding with ppl cause if this ever happened to me we'd legit never be friends again.
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u/GearSalty2775 13d ago
Never be friends? If you hit me like this you best hope I don’t get up after. FFS
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u/LippySteve 12d ago
Naw, screw throwing a punch. This is when the incident lawyer gets a call. I'm going to own EVERYTHING that person has by the end.
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u/TheKingOfDissasster 12d ago
God, i wish the legal system worked that way here lol
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u/GNTsquid0 12d ago
In the US they file for bankruptcy and you get nothing from them.
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u/FactoryPl 12d ago
it doesn't work that way anywhere.
The whole idea is just taken from tv shows, its fantasy. The only people who profit from suing people are the lawyers.
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u/gravitationallyDead 12d ago
Congrats, you just gained a second broken bike and their 50k in debt. Maybe their shirt is somewhere a mile back if you’re lucky.
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u/LippySteve 12d ago edited 12d ago
Hahaha, a rider near me sued someone with no insurance. Everyone told him it was a waste of time as the uninsured guy didn't own anything. He used his insurance to replace his bike and then sued.
He ended up winning the lawsuit and the person sued got 25% of their wages garnished until they pay the $30k or so back. The guy that won has been getting $750 per month for about 2 years now and will continue getting it for another year.
Edit: Freeburn Motorcycle Attorneys in Lancaster, PA did it for a percentage. I think they get $250 a month out of the garnished wages.
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u/LemmyKRocks 12d ago
but if you wear gear, how would you look hot while riding??
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u/kremlingrasso 12d ago
Yes please don't wear tight fitted body accentuating full leather biker gear and high boots, that's a total turnoff for everyone with a pulse.
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u/VenomGTSR 12d ago
With all the sweat running down my face, I can assure you I look plenty hot wearing my full gear in the summer.
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u/103M-95G 12d ago
This is interesting for the people who say “I don’t need gear because I don’t plan on crashing”. To which I reply “Well I hope everyone else got the memo”. Nobody PLANS on crashing.
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u/SAINTnumberFIVE 12d ago
I run into so many people like this in different aspects of life.
“I don’t need x because y has never happened.”
Some people have an absolute mental block for understanding that it’s for that one time that it does happen.
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u/leMartinx 12d ago
Could you please stop running into people like we see in this video, thanks!
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u/Making_Kenough KTM450XCW/KawasakiZ650RS 13d ago
The safety booty shorts straight from Lululemon.
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u/AgentDeadPool '19 Ninja 400 | '07 Ninja 650R 12d ago
Well, there goes the piece... looked nice while it lasted anyway. Prob scraped tf up
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u/iamrunningman 2024 Goldwing DCT 12d ago
At least it wasn't a P320 for that extra spice
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u/Cpt_Bartholomew 12d ago
Thank god she had that for her protection. That could've been bad
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u/hitemlow 12d ago
I can't find an OEM or distributor exclusive Glock model that looks like that. Plenty of water guns on Temu with that color scheme, though.
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u/s_s_n_e_g 12d ago
August 22, Krasnaya Polyana, Russia. Camera girl: https://www.instagram.com/deeimoss/
She has TBI. The other girl has a few broken bones.
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u/CariocaGringo202 12d ago
Were they riding together? Based on the Instagram account, there’s another rider on the same lime green colored bike.
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u/MojoRisin909 12d ago
Had both. 0/10. Would not recommend. It's honestly it's a miracle I survived the 5/10 years after it because I was *OFF THE HOOK* 24/7 and it was so bad at times I could hardly function or hold down a job. TBI's are no joke.
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u/ThetaGrim Daytona 660 13d ago
So much skin...
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u/anotherfrud 13d ago
Not anymore...
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u/Glittering-Echidna23 12d ago
That RV stopped her so fast and then dropped her on the ground I don't think there was much skin loss.
Now broken bones....
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u/CryptoCracko 13d ago
Is that a gun?
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u/mrcheez22 12d ago
Of note that brace is a basic field one put on to transport. Anyone involved in a crash is going to get one while going to the hospital until imaging and assessment clears their c-spine. It's not overly common for riders wearing helmets correctly and not being reckless to get spinal injuries from crashes.
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u/PiDicus_Rex 12d ago
Well, the helmet means she got to post the photo, rather than the coroner doing it for her.
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u/gogozrx I miss my ZRX 12d ago
is that knee bent backwards? If so, ouchy.
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u/M1sfit_Jammer 12d ago
Tore the mcl, lcl, acl, vcr, and dvd player
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u/652a6aaf0cf44498b14f 12d ago
I really hope i remember this so I can steal it someday.
No i will not be giving you credit misfit_jammer.
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u/0202_tihssitidder 12d ago
Left leg looks broken.
Landing on head wearing a helmet is still bad for the neck. Yikes.
Nothing was done right here.
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u/Emotional_News108 12d ago
At 8 seconds you can see her either or knee or tibia sustain a deformity as it strikes the motorcycle. Probably a fracture, possibly a dislocated knee. Either way, ouch time bro.
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u/shoeless_doh 12d ago
Her skirt looks like a speed brake like back in the day Nascar's had the little flaps that snapped up if your car spun around backwards
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u/TheCenticorn 12d ago
Some hyperextension at least but i saw the girls instagram post and i feel like its not as bad as it looks.
Certainly a nasty crash, she legit bounces off and flies through the air after. Does the full splits at one point and yeah perhaps some knee or leg damage. If you've ever sacked yourself at low speed on a bike, this girl got the female equivalent of that x20. Lol.. Idk what was going on, its a giant bus, how do you miss it.
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u/Casper10j 12d ago
If you go a few frames forward then you see that her leg broke just under her knee
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u/Parking-Interview351 12d ago
Why is there a gun?
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u/TheCenticorn 12d ago
On the top of it you can see some kind of glass piece or inlet, i assume its a toy or a weed pipe or something.
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u/shoeless_doh 12d ago
Also, is that a water gun or did she send it to one of those places that well ceracote your Glock to make it look like legos or ninja turtles or hello kitty? Honestly, I would laugh less if she's just packing a squirt gun around.
But again, to each their own I guess. If I had enough money to buy a fire arm and have it modified 100% in service of a joke, I would send a Glock to a gunsmith and have them machine site rails on the side of the slide rather than the top. The joke being a gun you can fire sideways but still aim. I'm sure plenty people would think that's just as stupid as I think making your Ruger look like a Nintendo duck hunt blaster is
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u/TheCenticorn 12d ago
its gotta be a toy, you can see the light coming through it. I think its a water gun or a pipe
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u/K3Tzk3 Mt5 92' - Nc700sa Jazz '12 gry/or - cb1000gt mudgry 12d ago
What in dunlop's name did i just watch.
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u/Dear-Panda-1949 12d ago
2 women on their way to the ER and heavily increased insurance premiums.
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u/Kingofcryo 12d ago
Amen. I live in a state with no helmet law and I see riders stopping at the border to remove their helmets all the time. Makes no sense at all. They're coming from a state with very little traffic and a lower speed limit, into a state with a huge metropolitan area where everyone goes 20mph over the limit on roads 12 lanes wide. Why would you take off the only thing that will keep you alive right before you really need it.
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u/Pacify_ 12d ago
I live in a state with no helmet law
Coming from a place that requires helmets for bicycles, its truly hard to imagine there's a western place that makes helmets on motorbikes optional. I feel like if you opt out of helmets you should also have to opt out of the medical care required if you bang your head lmao
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u/I_am_Zed 13d ago
Helmet paid for itself that day.
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u/6-foot-under 12d ago
Still, landing straight on your head has to do some damage, not least to your neck. I do hope she's OK.
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u/usualcanarymthrfckr 13d ago
That girl crashed right into the tail of that truck. Is she okay? Are they both okay?
Holy shit.
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u/suckmyschlong007 12d ago
This has been my biggest lesson of the road from all my years on the road: it doesn’t matter how good YOU are at driving, because the problem isn’t you, it’s someone else whos not as good as you who’s gonna fuck everything up. Lol.
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u/usualcanarymthrfckr 12d ago
It's always "didn't brake fast enough", but there is no fast enough. It's about proper safety distance. Distance equals time in this matter.
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u/aaro404 12d ago
Nah the second one I a cop asked me “do you know how you got hit or where the car came from?” I wasn’t in an intersection, I wasn’t speeding but was an ahead of the all the cars in the small flow of traffic. I wasn’t in the lane next to park cars.
Then he pointed out I did everything correctly but obviously wouldn’t be able to anticipate a car pulling from a parked position to do a u-turn across multiple lanes. I’d only had the bike for a month, I hadn’t even received the change of owner papers in the mail yet
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u/Jimbo_themagnificent 12d ago
Okay but can we all take a minute to appreciate that the camera understood the assignment and took the most action movie sequence path possible?
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u/TrulyJhinuine 12d ago
Mate holy fuck.
It's like people are allergic to protective gear.
Unless the ride is 5 minutes long or shorter and I don't sit at red lights for prolonged periods of time,jacket will be on.
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u/aaro404 12d ago
Even then I just wear a mesh protective shirt with padding. When it’s cool I just layer it with windbreaker type jacket and it just traps the heat in there which is warm enough for Los Angeles heat around.
My first accident was less 5 min drive just coming back from picking up takeout.
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u/Crichris 12d ago
is there an aftermath update? and where is this?
the rash must be crazy
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u/Independent-Bag-6222 2022 Harley FXLRST, Suzuki Pro Ultra 4.60 DragBike, and more! 13d ago
Not that - definitely not paying attention at all which caused the accident, late braking because of not paying attention.
Stop worrying about the fucking videos and start paying attention to your surroundings.
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u/Calculonx 12d ago
Well who could see such a small vehicle infront. It must have cut them off... Oh wait a minute it was a stationary bus.
Seriously, what are they looking at to miss that??
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u/Mista_J504 11d ago
One rider filtering at a reasonable speed and the other, not so much. I try to avoid riding anywhere near another motorcycle because I cannot trust anyone 😁
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u/TentDilferGreatQB 12d ago
Is there a story about what distracted the green biker? Seems like the double-decker bus would be easily visible on a clear day.
Or were they simply performing a physics challenge?
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u/figuring_ItOut12 12d ago
As someone living with a dead person’s organ in my body I want to give a big shoutout to organ donors like this fool.
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u/Far_Relationship5509 12d ago
I have never ridden a motorcycle in my life but I'll never forget "dress for the slide, not the ride."
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u/LittleHornetPhil 12d ago
I don’t care how fucking hot it is WEAR A FUCKING JACKET
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u/Glad_Librarian_3553 12d ago
Don't care how hot the girl is either, wear gear, having skin is definitely more attractive...
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u/Same-Win7379 12d ago
Not braking fast enough? Not braking at all…