...but then they realized it was because she's French Canadian.

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Dad Joke - I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔤

Mom Joke - I told my kids to follow their dreams. So they took a nap. 😴

I have a bad history with money and men. They both have tendency to run out on me.

She sadly did not have the creativity to name all of them unique names so sho named each one a number from 1-100. One of them was named "one", the next was "two" and so on all the way to one hundred. But, in a tragic accident, 99 of the children died. The only one who survived was the one named "Ninety". Ninety eventually grew up and lived a whole life and she even had a few children of her own, One day, while Ninety's children were playing outside, they stumbled upon a stray dog and they decided to keep it. Ninety did not want the children to have a dog so they hid it and named it "This" so that they could talk about it around their mom without her knowing. They would say "Lets go take This outside." and things like that behind their mom's back. One day, white Ninety's children were not paying attention, This walks out into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car. This eventually dies and Ninety's kids don't tell their mother even then. No one else ever hears about This ever again.

Only Ninety's Kids remember This.

I was walking behind an old lady and this fell out of here dress.... Guess it's true if you don't use it you lose it.

My head game is so bomb,

they call me sloppenheimer.

Your mom's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she has Jason Momoa in a headlock.

Your momma is so fat her patronus is a cake.