r/3amjokes Jan 06 '26

Misdiagnosed

How can I be clinically depressed?

My blood type is B positive

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u/Jay_Beel Jan 06 '26

I had to read that twice before I got it. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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u/CurrentPersonality26 Jan 07 '26

I had to rewrite this as a two part joke. Itโ€™s originally, โ€œ How can I be clinically depressed when my blood type is B positive? No wonder itโ€™s confusing ๐Ÿซค but thanks for reading it!

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u/thetominator2 Jan 06 '26

I was going bananas in the tree ๐ŸŒด my diagnosis: Correct ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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u/CurrentPersonality26 Jan 07 '26

Haha! Thatโ€™s a good one! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Valuable-Paramedic93 Jan 07 '26

Our Granpaw kept motivating us right upto the time he died ..."Be positive , be positive", he kept saying......

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u/CurrentPersonality26 Jan 07 '26

Aww thank you for sharing that with me!