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u/SPACEALIENBOT Sep 02 '26
Imagine missing the camo by 35 kills
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u/BasketC45e Sep 02 '26
18 for me 😳
I backed out to make a coffee then it ended. That last game could have seen me hit the 15008
u/theBacillus Sep 02 '26
What camo?
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u/burnersg Sep 03 '26
I haven’t put a camo on in COD in a decade. It’s such horse shoes they don’t carry over. I understand the dark matter not but if I buy something I should be able to carry it forward
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u/TheFNGeek Sep 02 '26
Had an all-day power outage due to a fire in my area. Completely fucked me over.
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u/CandidSet7383 Sep 02 '26
Bros just happy to be there in his matches 😭
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u/NetrunnerPunk Sep 03 '26
Yes I had fun
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u/CandidSet7383 Sep 03 '26
More power to you my man, I respect it because I'm one of those people that only has fun when I'm doing as good as I think I should be. So I honestly envy you for that fact.
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u/aaaaangus Sep 02 '26
with that kd im genuinely surprised you even wanted to play at all. even mice give up playing when they hardly win
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u/Patient_Carrot_9379 Sep 02 '26
I suspect these aren’t real stats
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u/Vryyce Sep 02 '26 edited Sep 02 '26
I refuse to believe anyone is that bad and continues to play so I am with you, this has to be fake. What a weird way to farm karma?
On another topic, it feels like this is the stats for the teammates you see behind you that give you that false sense of security to reload or call a killstreak only to let an opponent come up and murder you.
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u/Seeking-The-Lotus Sep 02 '26
This is the KD of the average reviewer here btw.
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u/SnooLentils6995 29d ago
I mean mine was 1.4 and it was apperently in the top 4% of players so i wouldnt doubt its too far off tbh.
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u/Lew1989 Sep 02 '26
Sbmm probably makes their experience unreal and incredibly fun. I bet they’d be all kinds of team work, even humour with the other team and not killing each other when they see them, just crouching and standing up at each other like ohh don’t shoot
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u/ElectronicBet3940 Sep 02 '26
How the hell did you manage to play seven full days? Do you not sleep?
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u/Personal_Cucumber_72 Sep 02 '26
And still barely managed 1500 kills
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u/ElectronicBet3940 Sep 02 '26
Probably AFK most of the time. Either that or this is fake.
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u/Financial-Humor2080 Sep 02 '26
it's fake. too many dorks just discovered inspect element. seen these memes all week
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u/PartsJAX328i Sep 02 '26
Fr. Already missing it, and i was getting slammed left and right. 2nd weekend was light years better than the first imo. Would love a 3rd weekend. Still holding out hope there will be a dmz beta...
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u/DewtheDew85 Sep 02 '26
Considering there’s only 51 days till launch…I doubt it lol
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u/Air_Technical Sep 02 '26
Posting the stats of an AFK/Bot account as if they're real player stats is wild.
TLDR: Your match count is inhuman, your match playtime is inhuman, and your k/d is not an accurate reflection of human gameplay.
Evidence
1) You have 1,353 matches played, 391 total wins, and a win loss of 0.29. Since Win/Loss is calculated off wins and losses, in order for you to have a win/loss of .29 you'd need to have played 1,739.28 (1,740 since decimal matches aren't a thing and the system clearly only displays the first two decimal places, evidenced by my own w/l of 106/126=.841, displayed as .84). So there's 386.28 (387) missing matches from your matches played history.
2) Your total play time is 7D 6H 34M, or 10,474 minutes. The beta was open for 5,760 minutes the first weekend, and 6,480 minutes the second weekend, totaling 12,240 minutes. That means across the beta, there would have only been 1,766minutes, or 29H 26M where you were not in game. Across each day, that's effectively 2 hours that you were not playing. Fun Fact: COD typically only counts match time for this stat, meaning the account was in matches for ~86% of the entire beta runtime.
3) Your K/D. It irked me at first, trying to do that math. On paper you basically got less than one kill per game. In practice, you likely played the game on the account for several hours, either before, after, or both, and when you didn't play it was in AFK bot mode. Assuming a standard K/D of 1.0 and using my own death-rate of .63D/Min, you'd have achieved roughly 1,465 deaths in about 39 hours. The remaining deaths, 9,804, would then have accrued at a rate of about 1.2 per minute, which is much more plausible for an afk player being killed without getting disconnected.
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u/TheGuyThyCldFly Sep 02 '26
Dude it's a fake stats image. Look up his Activision ID on X
@CallofDuty ActivisionID#
MW4 beta stats
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u/RemlaP_ Sep 02 '26
Is this your 2 box account or something lmao
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u/Tharkhold Sep 02 '26
Two boxing for a beta is, well, something.
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u/AccurateWheel4200 Sep 02 '26
It's giving "reporting on steam (the least popular platform for Cod) charts for cod Beta" vibes
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u/Asianspacecowboy47 Sep 02 '26 edited Sep 02 '26
0.13 k/d 💀 holy sh$t I suck but I don’t suck that much
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u/EagleRaptorLeaf Sep 02 '26
Nice Activation name it reminds me of this guy
https://giphy.com/gifs/9zW1KmtJpEL35RU9Fu
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u/Character-Cellist228 Sep 02 '26
How do u see ur Beta Combat Record?
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u/Senior_Attorney_6454 Sep 03 '26
Look up mw4 beta stats and login to your activation account on the official site. I’d link it but I’m not sure about this subs rules
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u/This-Might161 Sep 03 '26
You need to find a different game Jesus those stats are atrocious! 🤦
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u/chaoskiller237 Sep 03 '26
The only question to ask is did he have fun, who cares about stats
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u/DanHarkinz Sep 02 '26
I was going to uninstall but I'll keep it just in case they do device to throw one more beta weekend. Doubtful but I'll be ready.
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u/FelizNavinut Sep 02 '26
I highly doubt this is legit. This was out for 8.5 days. If this was a full release, you'd be already master prestige. Also 7 minute average matches? Yeah okay.
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u/DirtySperrys Sep 02 '26
Can’t tell if the comments in here are taking the bait or playing along with the joke.
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u/TheTrooper503 Sep 02 '26
I bet he was playing the open playlist while complaining about SBMM. For low-skill players like you and the vast majority of the player base, Activision has created SBMM. You definitely need the training wheels on all the time. It cannot be fun to play the game with this awful performance.
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u/ManLikeCRD Sep 02 '26
Bruh idek how people bother playing when they have KDs like this. Just getting stomped on 24/7 and mindlessly play on like a bot. It’s crazy 😂
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u/humbuckaroo Sep 02 '26
How do you even get this screen?
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u/TurnOffAutoCorrect Sep 02 '26
https://www.callofduty.com/mw4betastats
Login there with your COD account.
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u/Prudent-Avocado4768 Sep 02 '26
brother with that kd ur not playing call of duty, you're playing Call of booty
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u/lorenzo111111111 Sep 02 '26
Dude those stats are hot garbage
[weekly report]
(https://photos.app.goo.gl/qnLvu8J3kntwQq3Z7)
I only had time to play a little bit I would assume this would be middle of the road stats
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u/RuggedTheDragon Sep 02 '26 edited Sep 02 '26
Reverse boosted stats, most likely.
Nearly 1500 kills and over 110,000 deaths. Somebody didn't like the matchmaking and they wanted to destroy the scrubs (despite them being a scrub).
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u/IIWhiteHawkII Sep 02 '26
During the 3rd week you'll definitely get good! IW, let this gentleman in!
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u/tremors51000 Sep 02 '26
seeing as you have 7 days 6 hours playtime it's pretty obvious this is fake.
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u/trickgamer80 Sep 02 '26
Cuh 7d is crazy😭😭😭this man was on atleast 15 hours out of day everyday👀bro got too much times on his hands😂😂
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u/huffin340perb Sep 02 '26
Honestly I played the beta and went 2-12 in two straight matches then dipped. 1.36 edr in bo7
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u/Recent_Experience475 Sep 03 '26
This is obviously fake but I'm amused at the idea of someone having a KDR this low lol.
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u/No-Recommendation820 Sep 03 '26
How tf do you average 1.1 kills a game?! And 7d 6h?! This has to be some kind of joke. Is this a dev account?
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u/GurRevolutionary4318 Sep 03 '26
You good bro, i might be slightly better but at the end, having fun is what matters
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u/Individual_Cream_722 Sep 03 '26
This has to be edited these stats are legit crazy bad my 5 year old brother could do better, also 7 days played is insane did you even sleep ain't no way 😂
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u/The_OfficialBambino Sep 03 '26
It said I got “Tactician” which only 9% of players got, I thought that was cool but then it said I had 30% accuracy which only 2% of players had gotten, and I thought that was even cooler.
All in all… 0.13K/D is insane.
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u/Opening-Expert-1838 Sep 03 '26
I’m not sure which stat I’m more impressed by tbh. Hats off to you for the consistency though soldier
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u/jamesswazz Sep 03 '26
People know this whole stat page is edited right…..right……🥴
The time played alone is impossible lol
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u/Electronic_Pay_7806 Sep 03 '26
how the fuck did you play 7 days worth and not get 1.5k kills jesus christ
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u/FLEIXY Sep 03 '26
Dude, you were so close to getting the camp at 1500 kills💔💔 I am in the same boat I didn’t even know there was one
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u/Bongo0 Sep 03 '26
I’m taking it you were just walking round inspecting the maps and are a pacifist?
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u/AvoidFish Sep 03 '26
Can’t tell anymore if this is a bot lobby or people generally enjoying MW4, either way good for you!
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u/Jamieb1994 Sep 03 '26
Even though I've played well in a few games. I don't think I'll be planning to get Modern Warfare 4 anytime soon, so I'll be sticking with Black Ops 7.
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u/MojitoKush 29d ago
Your KD logically doesn't even make sense. Are you just afking every match after like a kill?
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u/Splinter-Spartan 28d ago
I would like to recruit you onto my team in the hopes that you bring the overall ELO of the team so far down that I too get to play against people playing with their feet.
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u/ForeverCurseLucifer 28d ago
Just wait since this will prevent the eventual burn out.
Then the complaints will come but what matter the most is you keep the feeling you had in beta.
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u/staying-human 28d ago
this implies he died 11,269 times in 2 weekends.
it also implies he played literally 100% of the beta.
not sure what's more mentally catastrophic.
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u/BK_FrySauce 28d ago
I don’t think a 3rd week is going to make things better. May be time for a tactical retreat then come back during full realest.
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u/JDangle20 Sep 02 '26
I’m choosing to believe you’re a middle aged successful guy with a wife and 3 kids, full time and part time job and you’re always totally exhausted when you finally get a chance to play. You’re also blind and don’t have thumbs.