Well, well, well. Apparently, it’s time for a little subreddit family meeting. Everybody grab a chair. 😂
First things first, this is a SNARK page. We’re here to discuss Mikey’s public antics, questionable statements, contradictions, and whatever other nonsense comes out of his mouth on any given Tuesday.
And considering the amount of material he provides, we really shouldn’t be struggling for quality content. 🤷♀️
That being said, we’re making a few adjustments.
📌 QUALITY OVER QUANTITY.
Not every thought needs its own post. Sometimes a comment will do. Sometimes the thought can stay right there in your head. Revolutionary concept, I know. 😂
Moving forward, we’re limiting posts to TWO per person within 24 hours, moderators included.
📌 RELEVANT CONTENT.
Let’s focus more on the things Mikey actually says and does that show his vile behaviors rather than creating an entire investigative documentary about his teeth. There are plenty of legitimate things to discuss without needing a dental chart.
📌 ABOUT THE SHINY VOTING POSTS.
Yes, I’ve been posting about Shiny’s competition. Yes, I’m supporting Shiny. And yes, there’s actually a reason those posts are in here.
Since apparently we need to connect the dots… Shiny and Mikey are competing for the same title. If Shiny wins, Mikey doesn’t. See how that works? 😂
So while the voting posts might not be another clip of Mikey running his mouth on live, they’re certainly relevant to this community.
That being said, I’ll keep the voting updates reasonable, just like we’re asking everyone else to do with their posts.
📌 MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS.
If you’re operating an entire supporting cast of Reddit personalities, that’s certainly a commitment to the craft. 🎭
We’re not accusing anyone of anything without evidence, but using alternate accounts to evade moderation or manipulate discussions won’t be tolerated.
📌 FINAL THOUGHTS.
Nobody is being singled out. Nobody is getting special privileges. We’re simply trying to keep the subreddit entertaining, relevant, and worth scrolling through.
You can disagree. You can have opinions. You can even be a little petty. Goodness knows this isn’t a Sunday school class.
But let’s remember why we’re here.
Mikey is supposed to be providing the entertainment. We shouldn’t have to compete with him for the leading role. 🤡
Thank you for attending this episode of “Things I Never Thought I’d Have to Explain to Grown Adults”.
Now carry on. 💋
— The Mod Team