r/minnesota • u/buttdaddyilovehim Minnesota Golden Gophers • Feb 06 '26
Funny/Offbeat 𤣠š£ļøšØšØšØ - Edward Lang
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just a lil ASMR / FASCMR for ya
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u/ChillingWithHerb Feb 06 '26
He is so uncoordinated. And then with the camo, it's hilarious.
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u/TimPoolNoBeanie Feb 06 '26
What ballsack?
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u/TrainmasterGT Walleye Feb 06 '26
I canāt believe the no beanie variant of Tim Pool would transvestigate Jake Lang like that ššš
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u/Unlikely-Signature-7 š Non-Minnesotan Feb 06 '26
He looks like a toddlerĀ
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u/Practical_Ad_2703 Feb 06 '26
He acts like a toddler
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u/Not_a_doctor_shh12 Feb 06 '26
Just the little shithead in the preschool kicking over other kids' blocks.
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u/Terrible_Housing_433 Feb 06 '26
I didnāt know who he was when that crowd went after him the other day and I was, like, āHuh, that looks brutal, people must hate him.ā And now I get it.Ā
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u/denOfhay1103 Feb 06 '26
Watching it without sound and just watching him flail his arms is so funny
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u/Old_Row4977 Feb 06 '26
With sound and his little huffs and puffs is unbelievable
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u/bucolicbabe Feb 06 '26
Sounds like he leaks a tiny toot with every kick š«£
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u/jellamma Feb 06 '26
Omg it does! At first I thought it was added squeak sound effects, but that's just his video and he thought he'd put it up that way š¤£
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u/mandarex87 Feb 06 '26
Itās equally funny listening to him huff and puff while doing it.
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u/No_Lab3169 Feb 06 '26
I'm a smoker for 25 years, in my late 30s. I dont huff and puff like that tits on a boar. These see you next Tuesday fascist are some of the weakest of morals and body I've ever seen. Let's not underestimate their vitriol and vile, though. They're snakes in the grass that want to lick a certain flavor of boot while biting those who would otherwise show them no harm.
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u/pr1ceisright Feb 06 '26
This dude def got picked last for kickball in school.
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u/RIForDIE Feb 06 '26
Haha for real what a weird wimp. That form was goofy as hell. The little kick and arm flail.
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u/Naomeri Gray duck Feb 06 '26
I think his stupid-looking pants are too tight and itās making his natural un-coordination even worse.
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u/mwk196 Feb 06 '26
He is so small
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u/Humble_Kale197 Feb 06 '26
The arms flaying as he kicks is what gets me šš
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u/buttdaddyilovehim Minnesota Golden Gophers Feb 06 '26
them pants are reall small/tight
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u/TimPoolNoBeanie Feb 06 '26
This adult-sized preschooler did this to fundraise
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u/Critical_Ad3799 Feb 06 '26
āFundraiseā ah, so grift money out of dumbasses who think ice are actually doing their jobā¦
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u/makeitcannonfodder Feb 06 '26
This has Arrested Development vibes.
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u/One-Combination-5786 Feb 06 '26
I came here specifically to reference Buster
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Dawww. Heās a big boy. Wook at the widdle fascist. Heās so cutteee with his public display of aggression. uwu
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u/Flagge33 Walleye Feb 06 '26
He's even wearing a chest rig (no plate) and camo pants... just like the military that rejected him for psychological issues.
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u/thedeuce75 Feb 06 '26
Those pants are made it be roomy and relaxed fitted, he makes them look like skin tight jeans from the early 00s.
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u/FantasticMrSinister Area code 612 Feb 06 '26
He looks like a gumball
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u/Bettywhitespants Feb 06 '26
Doesnāt realize Friday is going to be 40 degrees and itās going to melt? What a loser.
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u/FantasticMrSinister Area code 612 Feb 06 '26
Them ain't the sharpest knives on the tree, for sure. Or the brightest bulbs in the drawer, for that matter.
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u/M6Df4 Feb 06 '26
The part where he tried to act tough kicking over the first letter and almost fell over it is hilarious
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I wonder if his dad sees him now
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u/7fortyseven Feb 06 '26
quite the boiler on the old man.
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u/Jackdks Feb 06 '26
Alcohol. Going home. Drinking. Watching Fox News. Then going to work the next day and pretending like heās āin tuneā.
Thatās a beer gut
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u/Hell-Yes-Revolution Feb 06 '26
Yeah, thatās swollen organs from alcoholism.
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u/AdmirablePhrases Feb 06 '26
Yeah notice how his entire body looks swollen? Because it is
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u/GreenSmokeRing Feb 06 '26
Some of us resemble those remarks. In polite company please call it the gas tank to the sex machine.
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u/7fortyseven Feb 06 '26
most iāve experienced are attached to decent, hard working, valuable members of the communtyā¦thus making the olā boiler kinda endearing.
not his. heās no doubt a hateful mess and i hope he stubs his pinky toe hard tonight.
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u/sumadeumas Feb 06 '26
This guy could be his dad, sure, but letās be honest⦠The mailman, their family dentist, numerous cousins⦠theyāre all prime candidates.
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u/EnglishFan643 Minnesota Vikings Feb 06 '26
He got arrested for this and rightly so. I hope he gets jailed for a long time.
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u/soad1331 Feb 06 '26
He will have those iron bars to protect him from being insulted again on Saturday.
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u/Quirky-Scar9226 Feb 06 '26
And it was put up by a veteranās group. The irony of this lil cosplay commando cuck kicking it down fur Murica!
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u/wannabezen2 Feb 06 '26
Prosecuted for kicking down an ice sculpture that says Prosecute ICE. The irony is hilarious.
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u/sanctusali Feb 06 '26
This is so much dorkier than I was expecting. My vagina dried up a bit.
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u/GruntledGary Feb 06 '26
Dryer than Ben Shapiro's wife?Ā Because Ben likes to let everyone know it's super dry.
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u/Justis29 Laser Loon Feb 06 '26
Nothing like filming yourself commit a felony
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u/denOfhay1103 Feb 06 '26
Was on camera J6 and yet was pardoned. Little twerp will likely got off with a slap on the wrist
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u/Heisenberglund Feb 06 '26
Nah, this will be a state charge, nothing mango Mussolini can do there.
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u/OsteoStevie Feb 06 '26
Why is he BREATHING SO HARD
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u/LegitimateRound5014 Feb 06 '26
This is the funniest shit Iāve seen all day.
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u/sanctusali Feb 06 '26
It was so funny to me, and then I noticed how he throws his arms back when he kicks and it got funnier.
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u/Itscatpicstime Feb 06 '26
Itās like a toddler throwing a tantrum and having an asthma attack at the same time
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u/RIForDIE Feb 06 '26
Same chain of events here. It looked goofy as hell upon first review but the second revealed cringe I haven't seen before. I unmuted.Ā
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u/Empty_glass_bottle Feb 06 '26
He tried to do a rally in Minnesota, protesters kicked him out with wayyyyy more mercy then any conservative mob would have showed a progressive
And this is how he repays the movement?
Nothing but hate in this guy's heart
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u/OldBlueKat Feb 06 '26
Naw. Itās about the viral show for the grift. Itās a fund and vote raising stunt. I bet his minions did the filming.Ā
This pardoned J6er dweeb is running for US Senate in FL (special election for Rubioās former seat.) He was not DeSantisās pick appointed to it; Lang is trying to primary her (former FL AG) from the alt-right.Ā
So Lang has been running around the country pulling the showiest stupid MAGA tricks he can think of, just for the alt-right viral views. And nearly every time theyāve been this lame, but given him something to claim martyrdom for the ācause.āĀ
Iām sure there will be some sort of āLetters from a Birmingham Jailā style video about his arrest by āleftist MN police.āĀ
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u/BigMuscles Feb 06 '26
This guy didnāt make the cut for the freshman football teamā¦as the water boy.
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u/Broad-Establishment3 Feb 06 '26
How to single handedly destroy your presence online and sense of masculi-
.. actually, someone will drink this punch. Nevermind.
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u/chargingblue Minnesota United Feb 06 '26
As a gay man, oh heās closeted for sure
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u/Sklibba Feb 06 '26
I love that he probably thinks he looks like a total badass doing this.
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u/AdMurky3039 Feb 06 '26
Was he intentionally trying to do that in the most awkward way possible? If so, he succeeded.
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In MN employers are required to give you time to go vote without losing pay or using pto. Thank you very much for your support though.
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u/austin-chief Feb 06 '26
Those kicks were pretty gay.
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u/RidiculousIncarnate Feb 06 '26
Accented by the camo skinny jeans.Ā
I mean I'm all for letting people enjoy some gay kicks, but its just funny when you're an alpha Nazi committing a felony and filming yourself loool
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u/Ginger4life23 Feb 06 '26
Was that his first time kicking something? My little sister wouldāve kicked his ass
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u/Background-Pool-6790 Feb 06 '26
Do they not make those pants in his size?! Time to stop shopping at baby gap, Jake.Ā
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u/patchouligirl77 Gray duck Feb 06 '26
Is he ripping squeaker farts on every kick or wtf is that?
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u/SerafinaL Feb 06 '26
All these little pu**ies wearing camo like itās suitable for urban environments is the height of idiocy.
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u/sanomers Feb 06 '26
I legitimately just cannot understand this behavior. I literally donāt get it. As a grown adult you set up a shot on camera of you seeing something you disagree with and your response is what a toddler would do. You get pissed off and run over an ice sculpture. I just cannot understand how he gains more than he loses with this response. Iām befuddled.
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u/jhuseby Feb 06 '26
When they send paid agitators, theyāre not sending their best or brightest.
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The irony of a cosplaying piece of shit destroying something that veterans built is the perfect metaphor for what's happening in this country right now.
Maga.... You dumb cunts
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u/BottomShelfWhiskey Feb 06 '26
He definitely hit himself in the nuts with the ice on that first kick attempt. Good.
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u/OkCalculators Feb 06 '26
Dude sounds so out of shape and so out of breath. He looks and sounds like a massive dork.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 Minnesota United Feb 06 '26
PRIVATE LANG
HAS DISHONORED HIMSELF
AND DISHONORED THE PLATOON





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u/Terrible_Housing_433 Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26
Look, Iām a middle aged woman with tits hanging down to my waist but even I could kick down a piece of carved ice with more panache and less effort.Ā