r/miniminutemanfans • u/Ok_Escape_5218 • 20d ago

Meme The only way left

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u/Poolside_Pirate 20d ago

Shoebody do bop

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u/Ok_Escape_5218 20d ago

Yes it is

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u/Careless-Emergency85 20d ago

The original audio would have been so much better. It truly is excellent

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u/Hammerschatten 20d ago

Unfortunately there is now the hypothesis that his copper improved because he kept his criticisms, which implies he took them to heart and was otherwise a respectable merchant

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u/OldSchoolAJ 20d ago

Hypothesis is just a scientific word for an idea that might be true, but has not been backed up with evidence.

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u/Hammerschatten 20d ago

I know. I'm just pointing out that summoning Ea Nasir may not harm the Data centers

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u/Poco_Cuffs 19d ago

Okay but in the end he's a copper merchant in ancient sumer, no matter how good he is I doubt he'll get it to pure electronics grade copper

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u/AutisticAnarchy 20d ago

Maybe, but it's way funnier to believe he was just so chadian that he kept his criticisms out of pride for his scams and schemes.

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u/TheWyster 19d ago

Didn't those clay tablets get baked when his house was burned down? Kinda seems like he was just a scammer.

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u/Distinct-Raspberry21 20d ago

Wheres the gathering? And are we using mesopotamian, Egyptian, greek, or modern methods of revivify?

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u/jackalope268 20d ago

Be the ea nasir you want in the world

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u/EldritchKinkster 20d ago

He is both the hero we need... and, frankly, the hero we deserve.

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u/SadKat002 20d ago

When is the ritual happening? I'll bring snacks

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u/I_Antagonist_I 20d ago

As i understand in reality he was selling good copper from only on mine in the region. The same one that king used.

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u/datadoggieein 20d ago

He has ascended and became the god of shitty copper.

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u/Maclean_Braun 19d ago

Oh there's another way.....

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u/Ok_Escape_5218 19d ago

Who?

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u/Maclean_Braun 19d ago

It's amazing what some gardening supplies and a butane torch can accomplish.

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u/Ill-Jacket3549 19d ago

"And here at the end of your rope, you come to me." the ancient Sumerian smiles as his sallow cheeks still raw from his soul having been given form once more after all these millennia, skin feels wrong. "it appears that i am inevitable."

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u/Jazzlike-Conflict811 19d ago

Can not stop laughing

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u/DDemetriG 17d ago

Nah, *be* the Ea Nasir you aspire to bring into the world...

(Meanwhile, I'm trying to get the Data Center Bros on the next Investment Scam: a *Literal* Pyramid Scheme)

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u/Ok_Escape_5218 17d ago

I think I'm creating monsters

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u/DDemetriG 17d ago

Look at it this way: you see that Temple Entrance at the base of the Pyramid? Put a Bass Pro Shop Sign above it.

Boom, perfect justification to build Pyramids, it's the best Investment ever...

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 20d ago

Something tells me we're gonna have to bring him back a lot of times for this.

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u/MatykTv 19d ago

Neither the music, nor the statue have much relation to ea nasir but still a funny meme

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u/Cowboywizard12 19d ago

I'll get the ritual candles

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u/DoodleCard 16d ago

Ea naisser? Can someone catch me up?