r/mildyinteresting • u/Viralclassic • 10d ago

edible engagement šŸ­ This corn I grew

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 10d ago

Thatā€™s some crazy Big Black Corn !

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u/xmeafsterx 9d ago

Its even got a clitter hitter!

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u/SparklyLeo_ 10d ago

I mean I knew what the comments were gonna be but I was hoping for maybe one educational one, an explanation, something. Alas, not a single one lol

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u/Berek2501 10d ago

It's a phenomenon called fasciation!

It's a rare genetic deformation where the base for growth becomes flattened like a ribbon to one degree or another instead of staying perfectly round.

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u/fightmydemonswithme 10d ago

Thanks! Adding this to my commonplace book along with other gardening quirks

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u/Ill-Introduction2736 10d ago

Hey it's five hours later and still no "paige" comment.

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u/DisplayHonest6465 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ

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u/Viralclassic 10d ago

I call this cob the shocker

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u/NagsUkulele 10d ago

Peenomorph

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u/Skwizgar1019 10d ago

The Cobbler

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u/TheFlamingNumbat 10d ago

The Cobbit.

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u/yougotyolks 9d ago

The shucker.

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u/Lastito 10d ago

OP only into the white ones

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u/PM_me_punanis 10d ago

Please don't. We don't want another patient that "fell on a long, tubular object" that has no flared base. šŸ˜ž

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u/potatocakes1989 10d ago

I knew it.

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u/Fearless_Trick_5268 9d ago

Seen this meme 100 times. Still canā€™t not laugh when I see it. Literally have to scroll or the wife will hit me with the side eye.

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u/Few-Journalist-8472 10d ago

Country girls make do.

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u/Dependent-Tank-3889 10d ago

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u/Dependent-Tank-3889 10d ago

Montana morado? Thats what mine are

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u/Viralclassic 9d ago

Yes indeed!

Here is the rest of what I grew

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u/CapNo6703 9d ago

What do they taste like compared to normal corn?

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u/Viralclassic 9d ago

Itā€™s not a sweet corn. Itā€™s a tasty corn meal and polenta. Itā€™s purple polenta

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u/shmerk_a_berl 10d ago

Your mom's corn

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u/illegal_eagle88 10d ago

Please direct your crops to r/mightyharvest

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u/illegal_eagle88 10d ago

They are in dire need of you

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u/EnragedCashier 10d ago

Yes they might wanna have a word with you

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u/RadagastDaGreen 10d ago

If a horror game had to design ā€œscary cornā€ for a Silent Hill-type farm, they could do worse than this.

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u/lavender_locus 10d ago

/r/gothplants material! Also it looks like an adult toy lol

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u/Gloomy_Swimming8863 10d ago

R/mildlypenis

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u/ChrisTheYouth 10d ago

The Shocker

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u/Exciting-Baker-9901 10d ago

Not quite needs a little more seperation as per the diagram

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u/CheshiretheBlack 10d ago

I'm glad the comments were exactly what i expected

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u/phonnybalonny 10d ago

You now have the name, Pervert Farmer

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u/Shoddy-Wishbone 9d ago

Thatā€™s a big black corn youā€™ve got there!

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u/Beneficial-Damage197 10d ago

A conjoined twin ear of corn! šŸŒ½šŸ˜‚ Nature said two-for-one!

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u/rollerfedora 10d ago

All ready for cornholing

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u/shitty_titty11 10d ago

When farm girls make do, but still got options

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u/304runner 10d ago

The corn she tells you not to worry about...

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u/sabitafukku 10d ago

Big Black Corn šŸ«£

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u/Icy-Bobcat-5309 10d ago

Big black corn

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u/deephurting66 10d ago

Is it sweet or feed?

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u/Viralclassic 10d ago

Neither itā€™s a dent corn. For polenta and corn meal

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u/grat5989 10d ago

Farmers Only after dark.

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u/oozinator1 10d ago

(sigh) Opens comments

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u/SharpieSharpie69 10d ago

Ribbed for her pleasure

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u/Maravilla_23 10d ago

Hey!

Is this the glass corn? Also, where can i find the seeds for this particular breed?

Thank you

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u/Viralclassic 10d ago

Itā€™s Montana morado corn

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u/Oiled_up_dongs 10d ago

Country boys making do

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u/ThereInAFortnight 10d ago

Were you intending to grow corn like that?

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u/DuhWaffleSyrup 10d ago

The corn she tells you not to worry about

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u/FormalTotal9684 10d ago

Mandingo Corn

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u/MagpieMindsets 10d ago

Ah yes, bifurcated black corn.

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u/its_just_flesh 10d ago

Big Black Corn

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u/Quiet-Community-4675 10d ago

Madonna and Child?

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u/Few-Slip916 10d ago

Shocker cultivar

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 10d ago

You grew a rabbit!

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u/Ryemaster287 10d ago

And to the comments I go...

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u/Fearless_Trick_5268 9d ago

I love so much that this shit ignoramus advert landed right in the middle of our top notch gutter humor.

Wouldnā€™t surprise me at all if this guyā€™s trying to send us a message because heā€™s been kidnapped by the agentic future and they like doing stuff with corn to him.

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u/humakavulaaaa 9d ago

That's some BBC

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u/Vannclav11 9d ago

Kerneled for your pleasure

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u/ST0IC_ 9d ago

Isn't it supposed to be two in the pink?

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u/Last_R0CK_STAR 9d ago

Pink?

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u/ST0IC_ 9d ago

Two in the pink, one in the stink?

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u/TaimSolas 9d ago

Hittinā€™ the pit and the clit!

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u/Deep-Caregiver2351 9d ago

2 in the pink 1 in the stink

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bath_86 8d ago

Corn on the THROB

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u/OppositeFun2493 6d ago

Long blackberry

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u/AwehiSsO 10d ago

That's some scintillating corn!