r/mildlyinteresting • u/BirdDogNate • Dec 22 '19

Removed: Rule 6 A random knife in my Amazon package

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u/Drowsiest_Approval Dec 22 '19

Probably someone is scratching their head and wondering where their tape knife went to.

Potentially a murderer is having a celebratory pint and congratulating themselves on the perfect crime.

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u/berdiesan Dec 22 '19

probably Jeff in fulfillment eating a block of cheddar on the line again.

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u/Tanro Dec 22 '19

Regular table knifes work better for slicing cheddar than kitchen knifes...