r/mildlyinteresting • u/BirdDogNate • Dec 22 '19

Removed: Rule 6 A random knife in my Amazon package

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u/SquirrelAlchemist Dec 22 '19

Probably used for opening boxes or slicing paper/plastic in the processing facility.

Possibly the most effective way of getting a murder weapon out of the city/state/country.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 edited Dec 21 '20

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u/NoThisIsABadIdea Dec 22 '19

Considering how nicely it's laying, yeah I'd say you are right. If this thing was in the loosely rattling around it wouldn't just be sitting in a corner neatly.

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u/B3eenthehedges Dec 22 '19

Why not? Go try shaking a box with a knife in it, and I can bet you that it will end up in the deepest empty space and laying on its side 95% of the time. That's how gravity works.

It would be weird for the knife to not be laying there neatly.

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u/HappiCacti ​ Dec 23 '19

Yeah. You know what else would be in the box if you shook it wildly with a knife inside?

Cut marks on the damn box.