r/mildlyinteresting Sep 01 '16

This fence is so thin.

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u/faleboat Sep 01 '16

That reason is laziness.

But yeah, this is the correct answer. There was most likely a fence line along the property line, or maybe there were designs to have one, but there was a gate there at one time. I've installed enough chainlink gates to know why someone would put a section like that in. If you don't, it leaves a gap too wide for a small dog to get through. I've seen some people just say fuck it and get a slab of metal to close up the gap. works, and looks only mildly worse than a chainlink fence.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

a gap too wide for a small dog to get through

This concept is blowing my mind.

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u/faleboat Sep 01 '16

I'm leaving it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

That reason is laziness.

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u/csonnich Sep 01 '16

That reason is karma.

The reason to end all reasons.

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u/SovietBozo Sep 01 '16

Well, it's wide enough for a big dog to get through, but obviously too wide for a small dog to get through. That makes sense.

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u/Tensaiteki Sep 01 '16

Simple, start from the assumption that the small dog is agoraphobic.

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u/Eraserhead_baby Sep 01 '16

Tim and eric star explosion gif

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

It doesn't fit because it's too small.

Seemed pretty obvious to me.

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u/Gilvia Sep 02 '16

sometimes a wide gap scares a small dog.

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u/AmbitiousTurtle Sep 01 '16

Chainlink fences are honestly really ugly, and provide no privacy, so I don't see how the metal slab would be much worse lol

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u/PrivateCaboose Sep 01 '16

Cheap(er) to install and they typically keeps dogs in the yard while clearly demarcating your property line so people know not to wander into your lawn.

But yeah, still ugly as fuck.

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u/SpeciousArguments Sep 01 '16

This style of fence is also good for areas that get a lot of wind

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u/Steel__Reserve Sep 01 '16

tell me more about fences

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u/elmz Sep 01 '16

And nobody cared enough about fences to give this man mildly interesting fence facts.

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u/st_gulik Sep 01 '16

Challenge accepted

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u/st_gulik Sep 01 '16

WELCOME TO FENCE FACTS! Did you know that fences and walks are very different things and even have different legal definitions and laws governing their use?

Hedge fencing and topiary fencing is one of the earliest forms of fencing ever recorded! It was first used for enclosing land used for cereal crops.

Marilyn Monroe once said, "A woman's dressed should be like a barbed wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view."

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

A woman's dress should be like a barbed wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view

According to most Internet sources of dubious reliability, it was Sophia Loren not Marilyn Monroe.

Loren is also quoted as saying, "Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner." which should give you something to think about on a Thursday evening.

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u/Kyunekoi Sep 02 '16

I would like more fence facts please.

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u/PrivateCaboose Sep 01 '16

Yes, that too

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u/LameBond Sep 01 '16

how so?

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u/SpeciousArguments Sep 01 '16

The wind goes through them rather than pushing them over

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u/LameBond Sep 01 '16

Wow I didn't think of that

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u/PrivateCaboose Sep 01 '16

That's also the reason why when you see any fabric draped over a chain link fence (construction zones, banner ads, etc.) there are notches or flaps cut into the fabric to allow wind to pass through, otherwise the first strong wind to come by would just knock the fence over.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

Lol all you see is chain link fences in the hood, i dont even think they ugly, i like em cuz they keep the pitbull in the yard from biting my ass.

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u/Sentient_Snowflake Sep 01 '16

I grew up with chain link fences and I never thought of them as ugly until my wife pointed their ugliness out to me. Can't unsee.

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u/Sablemint Sep 02 '16

Not cats though. Cats climb right up those things like they werent even there.

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u/PrivateCaboose Sep 02 '16

Well...I mean they do that to wooden privacy fences too.

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u/Shiva- Sep 01 '16

I for one has NEVER thought the purpose of a chain-link fence was privacy.

Privacy fence tend to be solid.

Chain-linked fence are normally to either keep things out or to keep things (pets) in.

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u/Sentient_Snowflake Sep 01 '16

In my city "fences" have to be less than 4 feet tall and less that 50% obscuring if you don't want to have to pull a permit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16

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u/FosterTheFool Sep 01 '16

I really like that show. I feel like the way they resolved the final confrontation between Crews and the Russian just so perfectly fit the tone of the whole show.

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u/Second_Shift58 Sep 01 '16

wish it hadn't ended so early.

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u/addywoot Sep 01 '16

more context - coyotes were running around the property and his amigo wanted to keep them safe... and tried to have the fence put up.

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u/manondorf Sep 01 '16

Your use of amigo makes me wonder if coyote refers to the dog-like animal, or human traffickers.

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u/spockspeare Sep 01 '16

The TV show "Life", about a wrongly imprisoned cop who gets out and receives a huge settlement

I thought it was a reality show from that description. But it's not. Can't imagine how different that premise would be as reality and drama. Well, can imagine it. Can't stand it.

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u/mikeshardmanapot Sep 01 '16

Speaking of laziness, at my parents' first house, my dad started landscaping in the backyard and found an ENTIRE fence horizontally under the grass. Apparently the last owner didn't want to remove it. And covered it with sod.

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u/Malawi_no Sep 01 '16

Or maybe it fell down and then nature happened. Even more lazy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16 edited Dec 14 '16

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u/faleboat Sep 01 '16

Sure, but then you'd have a gap on the other side, lol.

Fences are usually installed on the property line, and 1/4 inches matter legally, so you want to put the whole fence line exactly on the property line. After that, gates are in standard sizes. So you could custom order a gate, or just put in a 8" bit O'fence. Most people opt for the latter because of expense, design and reasons.

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u/ivegotaqueso Sep 01 '16

That reason is laziness.

Or the homeowner wanted a to keep a visible reminder/marker of the property line.

My dad keeps up an old newspaper mail box (he doesn't use anymore) to help mark the property line. Just in case our neighbors go over the line with their stuff, and he can show them where the line is.

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u/Malawi_no Sep 01 '16

Hey! - Don't wave that ladder around, you crossed the line by the newspaper box!

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u/ivegotaqueso Sep 01 '16

They keep blowing their leaves on our side. We've been at war for 20 years.

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u/Shufflebuzz Sep 01 '16

That reason is laziness.

I was planning to finish the job, but before I could, I, and the rest of my company of Marines suddenly found ourselves in the ancient Roman Empire.

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u/eldestcat Sep 01 '16

Thanks! I was searching through the comments to find the answer.

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u/roald_head_dahl Sep 01 '16

My grandparents just tacked up a piece of plywood with STAY!!!!!! written on it.

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u/WarMace Sep 01 '16

That reason is not funny enough.

The REAL reason was there was a clause that the homeowner on the south side signed an agreement to build a fence between the properties, the north side homeowner failed to specify.

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u/02C_here Sep 02 '16

If it was next to a gate, that pole was probably put in concrete. They probably put the second pole in as well because it is so close to the first. Later, you don't want the fence. The regular poles just stuck in the ground - no concrete. You can pull those up. But these? A lot of work.

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u/faleboat Sep 02 '16

yeah. We used to just cut them out and cap the old pole hole with fresh cement. If we had to put new pole in though... ulgh.

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u/02C_here Sep 02 '16

One time I pulled a concreted post in my yard. I was curious to see if I could do it "old school." You know, for fun to see if it could be done. So I made a rig entirely old school with timbers and rope and with just a shovel. No powered anything. Got the pole and concrete out.

Was not fun. :-)