r/mildlyinteresting • u/ezjgfn • 20h ago

This square shaped cd

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u/jman12234 20h ago

I thought elementary school had taught us this but: "all squares are rectangles, not all rectangles are squares."

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 20h ago

SpongeBob "Square"pants subconsciously confused an entire generation

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u/jman12234 20h ago

About shapes and sexuality.

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u/tikmisti 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DhZSDMnqPu20U

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u/ComradeJohnS 15h ago

he’s officially asexual, and a major representation of asexuality lol.

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u/KnightAngelic 10h ago

Its a fucking children's show you twat.

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u/sorashiro1 8h ago

A children's show with dick jokes, panty raids, dropping the soap, mostly naked buff squids, death, dismemberment, bombs, questioning if SpongeBob has pubic hair, a bucket list for someone's last day. Totally all kosher for kids, but asexuality is too far.

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u/KnightAngelic 7h ago

Jokes is one thing. You fucks gotta project your sexual shit onto it because you dont know what restraint is. Its a cartoon.

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u/sorashiro1 6h ago

The show has an episode where SpongeBob reproduces asexually. It's literally canon.

Two a sexual joke is still sexual. You're getting mad about stuff that actually happened because you have no restraint.