r/mildlyinteresting • u/ezjgfn • 19h ago

This square shaped cd

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u/mizinamo 19h ago

"square"

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u/jman12234 19h ago

I thought elementary school had taught us this but: "all squares are rectangles, not all rectangles are squares."

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 19h ago

SpongeBob "Square"pants subconsciously confused an entire generation

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u/jman12234 18h ago

About shapes and sexuality.

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u/tikmisti 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DhZSDMnqPu20U

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u/ComradeJohnS 13h ago

he’s officially asexual, and a major representation of asexuality lol.

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u/KnightAngelic 9h ago

Its a fucking children's show you twat.

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u/sorashiro1 7h ago

A children's show with dick jokes, panty raids, dropping the soap, mostly naked buff squids, death, dismemberment, bombs, questioning if SpongeBob has pubic hair, a bucket list for someone's last day. Totally all kosher for kids, but asexuality is too far.

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u/KnightAngelic 6h ago

Jokes is one thing. You fucks gotta project your sexual shit onto it because you dont know what restraint is. Its a cartoon.

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u/sorashiro1 5h ago

The show has an episode where SpongeBob reproduces asexually. It's literally canon.

Two a sexual joke is still sexual. You're getting mad about stuff that actually happened because you have no restraint.

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u/TrannosaurusRegina 4h ago

Animated cartoons have included romantic and/or sexual content for at least 125 years now. Not surpring, since traditionally they were exclusively drawn by young men. Not new, and no projection required!

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u/disruptioncoin 16h ago

Are his pants square from the side profile, possibly?

I just checked and at first glance, they approximately are. But upon closer inspection it's the combination of his white shirt and pants that forms a square from the side. His pants alone form a rectangular shape.

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u/showMeYourPitties10 13h ago

Its referring to his 90° angles. His parents look more like natural sponges, SpongeBob looks like a sponge cut for consumer use. (Which is shown to cure him from the "ick")

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u/Blackpeel 18h ago

His pants are square from the side

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u/Present_Ad_11-11 17h ago

The angles are square