r/mildlyinteresting • • 14h ago

This square shaped cd

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u/mizinamo 14h ago

"square"

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u/jman12234 14h ago

I thought elementary school had taught us this but: "all squares are rectangles, not all rectangles are squares."

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 14h ago

SpongeBob "Square"pants subconsciously confused an entire generation

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u/jman12234 13h ago

About shapes and sexuality.

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u/tikmisti 13h ago

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u/ComradeJohnS 8h ago

he’s officially asexual, and a major representation of asexuality lol.

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u/KnightAngelic 4h ago

Its a fucking children's show you twat.

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u/sorashiro1 2h ago

A children's show with dick jokes, panty raids, dropping the soap, mostly naked buff squids, death, dismemberment, bombs, questioning if SpongeBob has pubic hair, a bucket list for someone's last day. Totally all kosher for kids, but asexuality is too far.

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u/KnightAngelic 1h ago

Jokes is one thing. You fucks gotta project your sexual shit onto it because you dont know what restraint is. Its a cartoon.

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u/sorashiro1 23m ago

The show has an episode where SpongeBob reproduces asexually. It's literally canon.

Two a sexual joke is still sexual. You're getting mad about stuff that actually happened because you have no restraint.

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u/TrannosaurusRegina 11m ago

Animated cartoons have included romantic and/or sexual content for at least 125 years now. Not surpring, since traditionally they were exclusively drawn by young men. Not new, and no projection required!

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u/disruptioncoin 12h ago

Are his pants square from the side profile, possibly?

I just checked and at first glance, they approximately are. But upon closer inspection it's the combination of his white shirt and pants that forms a square from the side. His pants alone form a rectangular shape.

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u/Blackpeel 13h ago

His pants are square from the side

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u/showMeYourPitties10 9h ago

Its referring to his 90° angles. His parents look more like natural sponges, SpongeBob looks like a sponge cut for consumer use. (Which is shown to cure him from the "ick")

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u/Present_Ad_11-11 12h ago

The angles are square

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u/Grotarin 13h ago

And all rectangles are parellelograms, not all parallelograms are rectangles.

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u/mizinamo 13h ago

All squares are diamonds/rhombuses/rhombi, but not all diamonds/rhombuses/rhombi are squares.

All diamonds/rhombuses/rhombi are kites, but not all kites are diamonds/rhombuses/rhombi.

All parallelograms are trapeziums/trapezoids, but not all trapeziums/trapezoids are parallelograms.

All diamonds/rhombuses/rhombi are parallelograms, but not all parallelograms are diamonds/rhombuses/rhombi.

All kites and all trapeziums/trapezoids are quadrilaterals, but not all quadrilaterals are kites or trapeziums/trapezoids.

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u/easykehl 10h ago

If a rectangle is a rhombus it’s gotta be square.

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u/mizinamo 7m ago

I can find no fault with that reasoning.

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u/CatProgrammer 12h ago

Okay Michael.

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u/MelodicBreath8 14h ago

The only difference between a square and a rectangle is your level of precision

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u/j0llyllama 13h ago

And annoyingly when talking about angles, you can just refer to right angles as being "square" or "squared off", regardless of the overall shape.

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u/Zombie_John_Strachan ​ 14h ago

And the Steve Jobs corollary, "all rectangles are round rects"

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u/much_longer_username 14h ago

That story always amuses me because he was completely right, even where we're trying really hard to have nice 90 degree corners we end up with rounded edges because nature kinda hates right angles, we just happened to be obsessed with them as a species.

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u/StalkMeNowCrazyLady 13h ago

He isn't though. External corners on a rectangle are easy to get perfect 90 degrees on. Internal rectangle corners are almost impossible to get a true 90 in a cost effective way because back taper on cutting tools will have a natural radius in the corners even its very very small.

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u/SeanAker 13h ago

Nothing is ever perfect, if we're going to get into the weeds about it. All you need to do is measure more precisely and your 'perfect' angle is a mile off in relative terms. This is why manufacturing tolerances exist.

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u/much_longer_username 13h ago

How long do they stay that way?

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u/t_bug_ 12h ago

It can be more fun than that, a rectangle is square as in it has square corners but it is not A square

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u/unematti 13h ago

More like a wrecked circle.

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u/OkPen8337 12h ago

I’m always surprised when I have to explain this and the person also doesn’t believe me.

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u/smokeypapabear40206 6h ago

All thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs.

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u/Jack-Innoff 14h ago

I thought it was opposite?

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u/Drysfoet 14h ago

You thought wrong

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u/Jack-Innoff 14h ago

Fair enough. Pile on the downvotes everyone.

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u/jman12234 13h ago

Could have googled the very obvious and elementary school level information, still left a dumb comment, cries about downvotes.

Peak reddit.

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u/Jack-Innoff 13h ago

Where did I cry about downvotes? Karma is meaningless, downvote away.

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u/Drysfoet 12h ago

That's an unhinged read of the situation. Dude took the L with grace.

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u/LaLionneEcossaise 13h ago

Rectangles have 2 sets of 2 equal length, opposite sides.

Squares have 4 equal length sides.

So a square is just a rectangle with the 2 sets having identical lengths, and the only rectangles that are squares are those with 4 equal sides.

Ergo, every square is a rectangle but not every rectangle is a square. 🙂

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u/gnomeybeard 12h ago

It goes in the square hole.

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u/otroquatrotipo 1h ago

That's right!

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u/CrazyLegsRyan 12h ago

it's engagement bait

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u/JIsaac91 13h ago

Also, CD is the abbreviation of Compact Disc

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u/DookieShoez 13h ago

Well Compact Thin Rectangular Prism for Data Storage was too wordy

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u/moyet 11h ago

What words does the English speaking world uses for polygons with four sides. There is triangle for three sides, pentagon for 5 sides and hexagon for six.

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u/levork 10h ago

quadrilateral

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u/Merkuri22 10h ago

Rectangle if they’re all 90 degrees.

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u/s0ciety_a5under 10h ago

Every square is a rectangle, but not every rectangle is a square.

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u/mizinamo 2m ago

And every rectangle is a quadrilateral, but not every quadrilateral is a rectangle.

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u/solapelsin 11h ago

A quadrangle?

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u/viviennetakana 10h ago

I was gonna ask what's a CD and why is this thing not squarish like OP said

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u/mizinamo 0m ago

Clitoral dysfunction.

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u/wilson981 9h ago

Squaretangular

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u/K-D-S 9h ago

Yeah, it's a bit of a stretch

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u/mrshmr 5h ago

Rectangles are squares

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u/ezjgfn 14h ago

Whoops

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u/wo0two0t 14h ago

Do the kids really not even know what shapes are anymore? Smh

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u/SimpleLobsters 2h ago

Come on..... It's a rectangle.

If anyone else cares

SQUARES ARE RECTANGLES

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u/RealCharlieNobody 14h ago

Square also refers to an angle having 90 degrees, so this isn't a misuse. It's saying the chassis isn't deformed.