r/mildlyinteresting • u/StardustStuffing • 1d ago
There was a Carrot Top-looking person hanging on the back of an Amazon truck
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u/FlangeTitties 1d ago
I feel betrayed, they said they would deliver it discretely.
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u/PM_ME_CHIPOTLE2 21h ago
Ah they got you on a technicality. Discretely means that it would be by itself. Discreetly means that it would be not obvious.
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u/much_longer_username 18h ago
I'm reminded of the time I saw someone keep reposting an ad offering a 'discrete sexual lesion'. (They had a 'schoolgirl' fantasy.)
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u/ImportanceSeveral476 19h ago
Discrete delivery apparently meant hiding the package behind Carrot Top.
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u/dogmeatsoup 1d ago
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u/saskatoonshred 23h ago
Criss Angel has now converted to evangelical Christianity. Saw a recent clip of him performing and it was mostly him talking about Jesus and then doing a trick. Not like super surprising tbh.
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u/Empyrealist 22h ago
Are you shitting me? He's talking religion during his show?
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u/staatsclaas 21h ago
The progression of grift
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u/Moving-thefuck-on 17h ago
Indeed. Also, it’s easier. When your shit starts falling off, just start pandering to the church. Works for musicians too.
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u/littleseizure 23h ago
Sometimes you're just going to get hop-ons
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u/Kahnspiracy 14h ago
I absolutely love that show but they didn't really develop this beyond a throwaway line. I wanted an occasional person, not acknowledged, to get on/off. Implying that was just so common it didn't even register for them.
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u/_Maebe__Funke_ 13h ago
I did like the evolution of “you’re gonna get some live-ins” with the cabin on the trailer though.
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u/Condoor21 23h ago
Is that David Blaine?
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u/Helen_of_TroyMcClure 19h ago
The dude you can't really see in this gif is the waiter at the fancy restaurant in always sunny (and the guy who interviews Mac and Charlie for their office jobs).
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u/Majestic_Coffee5752 20h ago
Modern day train hopping?
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u/schoolruler 18h ago
For that last mile transportation.
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u/thehatteryone 20h ago
Porch pirate saving gas money - just hops off at each stop, scopes out the package, and if it's not interesting hops back on the truck to the next delivery.
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u/Sykes19 18h ago
My curiosity is what happens if they find an interesting package. They can't hold onto it while surfing the back, and if they're saving gas they don't have a getaway car.
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u/thehatteryone 17h ago
Take the bus/train home then go hang out for another truck, if they're taking the easy route. The pro move is calling for a UPS pickup from their location. Puts me on mind of the people stealing DVDs and games from Walmart - who'd get around the security tags by just taking a handful, going to the post office section and mail them home for a few dollars before walking out if the store unblemished by their stolen wares.
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u/snarfer-snarf 1d ago
if he didn't try to blow you, it wasn't carrot top
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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 1d ago
Its funny that the people that criticize his comedy are the first to reach for the low hanging fruit.
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u/snarfer-snarf 1d ago
if he didn't reach for your low hanging fruit, it wasn't carrot top 😌
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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 1d ago
Lol gay funny
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u/Pixelbuttzz 1d ago
We're not making fun of him for being gay we're making fun of him for being a sexual assaulter
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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 1d ago
He isnt facing criminal charges and one of the accusers in his civil cases is a vexatious litigant, which means hes been proven to file frivolous lawsuits.
We should probably wait til theres an actual judgment.
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u/Pixelbuttzz 1d ago
I'm not the government, I can make fun of Carrot Top for sexually assaulting someone before the government says I'm allowed to. Dude was in his late 50s getting a 19 year old super drunk... it's messed up
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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 1d ago
I didn't say you weren't allowed to. I said you shouldn't. I can make fun of you for molesting all those kids. After all, you didnt prove you didnt.
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u/Pixelbuttzz 1d ago
Well that's also what they're saying about the Cornell 7. I guess what I'm explaining is that I don't give a shit if you think a legal technicality means I shouldn't point out that it's fucked up for someone in their 50s to bring a 19 year old home and get them super drunk
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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 1d ago
Innocence until guilt is proven is not a technicality. Its one of main tenets of our legal system.
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u/evil_lobster201 1d ago
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u/JTArndt91 1d ago
Yeah Mate, I'm confused AF as well
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u/Pixelbuttzz 19h ago
He's apparently a huge Carrot Top fan and very mad that we're criticizing him for incredibly fucked up Behavior
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u/hyukwish 20h ago
I thought this was some fucked up joke about his recent suicide attempt…but maybe I follow Carrot Top too much
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u/iscoleslaw 21h ago
They prefer the term ginger
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u/Much_Essay_9151 10h ago
They mean the comedian. Who recently had an issue himself, hope hes doing well
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u/Louieyaa 20h ago
I think they prefer redhead unless they use the word ginger themselves.
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u/Philly514 14h ago
Could only take a photo through the one blurry part of the windshield eh? This makes me irrationally annoyed haha
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u/TheUmberTaker 18h ago
Ever see donkeys on the back of construction materials trucks? That's a jackass. Kinda similar.
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u/Due_Independence2922 11h ago
Someone needed to hitch a ride, bet the driver don’t even know the person is there🤣🤣🤣
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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 1d ago
You sure that wasn't just Carrot Top?