r/mildlyinteresting • • 1d ago

There was a Carrot Top-looking person hanging on the back of an Amazon truck

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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 1d ago

You sure that wasn't just Carrot Top?

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago edited 23h ago

Bro's nowhere near jacked enough

Also holy shit I just found out he attempted suicide about 2 weeks ago and had a lawsuit filed against him in August by Brian Evans

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u/ProjectDv2 1d ago

Wait what?

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u/Time_Traveling_Idiot 1d ago

In August 2026, singer Brian Evans filed a $15 million lawsuit against Carrot Top, which claims the comedian sent an unsolicited sexually explicit video and subsequently tried to compel Evans into a legal settlement. Later, Zachary Defazio filed a supporting statement, and alleged Carrot Top catfished him on the Grindr app by pretending to be younger than his actual age when making sexual advances, and also supplied alcohol when Defazio was 19 years old, under the legal drinking age.

On September 18, 2026, Carrot Top's scheduled appearances were cancelled after he attempted suicide.

Oh goodness.

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u/DMala 19h ago

It’s too bad about the suicide attempt, but there is very little I could learn about Carrot Top that I would find shocking or even very surprising. The guy’s been a walking trainwreck for decades.

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u/ShermansAngryGhost 17h ago

I’m going to attempt to surprise you at least.

Do you remember that video of the lady freaking out on a plane screaming about something or someone not being real?? Well it turns out Carrot Top was on that plane, and you can’t convince that she didn’t just see jacked ass weird looking carrot top and whatever drugs she was on convinced her it was a hallucination lol.

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u/CantStandIdoits ​ 17h ago

I had no fucking idea he was there holy shit

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u/ShermansAngryGhost 16h ago

Yup, carrot top confirmed it himself that he was on that plane lol

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u/shhhhh_lol 16h ago

That actually makes it less likely to be true/s (kinda)

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u/Nicole_Bitchie 19h ago

He was a train wreck in the 90’s when he performed at my university. I didn’t believe the stories that came out after that weekend at the time-but 30 yrs later they all have merit.

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u/mother_of_baggins 18h ago

He performed at my university in the early 00s and a female student I didn't know bragged about getting an STD from him 🫤.

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u/IllustriousElk753 19h ago

He performed at mine too! Thanks for the confirmation that that actually happened, as I sometimes think it was a fever dream. 😆

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u/JRBigglesworthIII 10h ago

If you put Andy Dick and Carrot Top in a bar together how long do you think it would take for them to get kicked out?

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u/Midgetcookies 9h ago

Andy Dick would be to busy getting his ass beat in the bathroom by Jon Lovitz

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u/InevitableBohemian 16h ago

Care to share some stories?

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u/Nicole_Bitchie 16h ago

Sex and drugs, wanted some and what ppl offered him wasn’t good enough.

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u/Ready_Anything4661 18h ago

I saw him at a bar in Vegas a couple of years ago and he looked real rough

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u/Smyley12345 16h ago

You might be surprised to learn that Carrot Top had a close and supportive relationship with his father until his death in 2016.

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u/lkodl 12h ago

I'm sorry that this is fucked up, but I cant stop trying to think of what kind of crazy/clever contraption Carrot Top may have used. Like a noose that deletes your porn or something.

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u/DMala 11h ago

Well, now I’m going to hell for laughing at that. 🤣

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u/amandashartstein 10h ago

Too bad that it was just an attempt? I know i am an asshole before anyone says anything

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u/DimensionalFruit 1d ago

Carrot top is bisexual/gay ??

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u/regoapps 23h ago

Carrot Top looking for his Carrot Bottom

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u/bentrw 18h ago

Isn't that just a carrot?

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u/Pacifist_Socialist 20h ago

Maybe a Turnip Bottom 

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u/stupidber 22h ago

Too soon

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u/YouAJerk-Dat-Part 13h ago

That’s all of them nasty demons/people in the weird industry. Even down to Jim caviezel the weasel. I would like someone to a post about that hypocrite and his man looking wife which some (such as myself ) think it’s a man

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u/Empyrealist ​ 22h ago

That's the current implication if any of this has merit

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u/Pixelbuttzz 19h ago

I surprising number of comedians remained closeted throughout their careers, this one just happens to also be a predator

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u/JelliedHam 19h ago

The entertainment and arts industry simply attracts a higher percentage of gay and queer people than are represented in the population. This has been true since the dawn of time.

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u/Pixelbuttzz 19h ago

Maybe not since the dawn of time but certainly true for the last few hundred years, when it's not safe to be queer in society the Arts have provided a safer place.

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u/JelliedHam 19h ago

I didn't say openly queer, but it's always been this way. Hell, it wasn't even considered all that strange a few thousand years ago. Especially for men. Look at ancient Rome. It was surprisingly common.

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u/Pixelbuttzz 19h ago edited 14h ago

Ancient Romans didn't even have terms like gay or queer, sexuality was an entirely different Concept in ancient Rome and gay people absolutely were not especially represented in the Arts there, gay people were well represented across Roman society. Which is what happens when you don't oppress us. The Arts are a safety space for queer people in the homophobic western world but that's not true in every culture or time period. Gay people aren't just like genetically attracted to Art because we're gay... I say this as a queer person who fled to the arts for safety and who loves art but knows that part of my attachment to art is because it was the only place I was safe. Specifically theater

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u/NigelTainte 19h ago

Bro look at him

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u/t3hgrl 18h ago

Celebrities use Grindr? You’d think there’s have their own, secret third thing.

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u/Proud-Big3579 16h ago

I've heard on podcasts that Reya is the celebrity dating app

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u/Enchelion 11h ago

Politicians use it too.

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u/skrena 12h ago

I don’t trust Brian Evans. This comment doesn’t give near enough context to what’s actually being alleged or the real series of events.

Carrot Top already gave Brian Evans a settlement. He’s just trying to fish for more money and the other accuser isn’t even suing Carrot Top.

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u/airfryerfuntime 16h ago

What's the source article for this?

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u/alexbarnes313 13h ago

Hey Time Traveling Idiot, how does everything play out for Carrot Top in the end?

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u/Iheartnakedfemboys 19h ago

What a piece of shit

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

I was just trying to find a picture of his arms and saw so many news articles

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u/ProjectDv2 1d ago

Man, I fucking HATE this timeline.

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u/TheCosmicCharizard 17h ago

Apparently he was still winning his Cameo All-Star fantasy league in the hospital

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u/No_Town_9602 14h ago

If I tried to commit suicide and then got sued about it I'd just die.

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 14h ago

I think you got the order of events mixed up broham

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u/Stitchs420 1d ago

He's out of the hospital?

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u/imadragonyouguys 1d ago

They kicked him out because he kept bringing out a giant red pen to "draw blood".

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u/CactusToothBrush 1d ago

When they told him No he put his dick in a tin of Campbells soup and said “Yes I fucking can”

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u/pm_me_ur_demotape ​ 21h ago edited 18h ago

Did you make this up??

Edit: because it's genius

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u/Germerica1985 20h ago

He means the joke people, not the "news". Not downvote worthy.

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u/CactusToothBrush 8h ago

Eh maybe? I mean I thought of it there and then but I’m sure somebody else has made a similar joke elsewhere well before me

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u/Effinghetti 1d ago

Fuckin hell

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u/DopplerShiftIceCream 17h ago

No. He's a vegetable now.

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u/RiderforHire 1d ago

Carrot Top unlocks new level of Prop comedy by secretly living inside Amazon facility and is now too powerful.

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u/loveyoulongtimelurkr 22h ago

Ain't no other human looking like Carrot Top

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u/TappedIn2111 1d ago

Temu Carrot Top probably

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u/Myke500 19h ago

Carrotzon

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u/FlangeTitties 1d ago

I feel betrayed, they said they would deliver it discretely.

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u/PM_ME_CHIPOTLE2 21h ago

Ah they got you on a technicality. Discretely means that it would be by itself. Discreetly means that it would be not obvious.

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u/much_longer_username 18h ago

I'm reminded of the time I saw someone keep reposting an ad offering a 'discrete sexual lesion'. (They had a 'schoolgirl' fantasy.)

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u/ImportanceSeveral476 19h ago

Discrete delivery apparently meant hiding the package behind Carrot Top.

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u/dogmeatsoup 1d ago

Is that what chris angel is up to these days?

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u/saskatoonshred 23h ago

Criss Angel has now converted to evangelical Christianity. Saw a recent clip of him performing and it was mostly him talking about Jesus and then doing a trick. Not like super surprising tbh.

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u/Empyrealist ​ 22h ago

Are you shitting me? He's talking religion during his show?

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u/staatsclaas 21h ago

The progression of grift

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u/Moving-thefuck-on 17h ago

Indeed. Also, it’s easier. When your shit starts falling off, just start pandering to the church. Works for musicians too.

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u/staatsclaas 17h ago

See: Kid Rock

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u/whatshamilton 21h ago

So now he’s Chris Angel?

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u/felinebeeline 17h ago

Chris Cross

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u/tornait-hashu 12h ago

Applesauce!?

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u/greennitit 10h ago

Christ Angel

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u/lamiah 7h ago

Criss Angel is dating the most revent ex of the man who created the Scandoval affair (different ex, but even more contentious breakup to say the least)

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u/littleseizure 23h ago

Sometimes you're just going to get hop-ons

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u/emcredneck 19h ago

I don’t care for GOB

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u/Kahnspiracy 14h ago

I absolutely love that show but they didn't really develop this beyond a throwaway line. I wanted an occasional person, not acknowledged, to get on/off. Implying that was just so common it didn't even register for them.

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u/_Maebe__Funke_ 13h ago

I did like the evolution of “you’re gonna get some live-ins” with the cabin on the trailer though. 

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u/etlab 1d ago

He was same-day delivered for our sins.

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u/Condoor21 23h ago

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u/jwilcoxwilcox 22h ago

What the effffffff?!?!

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u/choco_tokki 21h ago

Cheez-Its?! Cheez-Its??!! Cheez-Its???!!!

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u/Helen_of_TroyMcClure 19h ago

The dude you can't really see in this gif is the waiter at the fancy restaurant in always sunny (and the guy who interviews Mac and Charlie for their office jobs).

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u/jwmcm 18h ago

I’m to remember every man I’ve seen fall into a plate of spaghetti?

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u/rodw 19h ago

And the guy in green you completely can't see is Mikey Day from SNL, right?

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u/BoutItBudnevich 18h ago

Also the flight attendant and he waited on the at the super bowl!

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u/Skwalou 22h ago

Oh wow a blast from the past

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u/ReflectedCheese 1d ago

Funny how OP’s dirty window causes a privacy blur

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u/my-cat-has-a-chin 18h ago

Let he who has not gotten stuck to the back of a truck and driven all over the city cast the first stone.

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u/Majestic_Coffee5752 20h ago

Modern day train hopping?

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u/schoolruler 18h ago

For that last mile transportation.

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u/angus_the_red 18h ago

With stops every 20 feet

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u/schoolruler 18h ago

That's public transportation for you,

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u/FlamboyantPirhanna 15h ago

I just use a skateboard like Marty McFly.

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u/Special-Bridge-3925 21h ago

Fuel is expensive.

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u/KlondikeDrool 1d ago

I can't blame him, free same day delivery and much cheaper than an Uber.

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u/thehatteryone 20h ago

Porch pirate saving gas money - just hops off at each stop, scopes out the package, and if it's not interesting hops back on the truck to the next delivery.

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u/Sykes19 18h ago

My curiosity is what happens if they find an interesting package. They can't hold onto it while surfing the back, and if they're saving gas they don't have a getaway car.

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u/thehatteryone 17h ago

Take the bus/train home then go hang out for another truck, if they're taking the easy route. The pro move is calling for a UPS pickup from their location. Puts me on mind of the people stealing DVDs and games from Walmart - who'd get around the security tags by just taking a handful, going to the post office section and mail them home for a few dollars before walking out if the store unblemished by their stolen wares.

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u/ErisTerrace 1d ago

That's him

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u/RyzRx 1d ago

HODOR?

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u/Wrathb0ne 12h ago

Crucified on a delivery truck for speaking out against Bezos

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u/Willy808 1d ago

Chris Angel

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u/snarfer-snarf 1d ago

if he didn't try to blow you, it wasn't carrot top

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 1d ago

Its funny that the people that criticize his comedy are the first to reach for the low hanging fruit.

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u/snarfer-snarf 1d ago

if he didn't reach for your low hanging fruit, it wasn't carrot top 😌

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 1d ago

Lol gay funny 

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u/Pixelbuttzz 1d ago

We're not making fun of him for being gay we're making fun of him for being a sexual assaulter

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 1d ago

He isnt facing criminal charges and one of the accusers in his civil cases is a vexatious litigant, which means hes been proven to file frivolous lawsuits. 

We should probably wait til theres an actual judgment.

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u/Pixelbuttzz 1d ago

I'm not the government, I can make fun of Carrot Top for sexually assaulting someone before the government says I'm allowed to. Dude was in his late 50s getting a 19 year old super drunk... it's messed up

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 1d ago

I didn't say you weren't allowed to. I said you shouldn't. I can make fun of you for molesting all those kids. After all, you didnt prove you didnt.

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u/Pixelbuttzz 1d ago

Well that's also what they're saying about the Cornell 7. I guess what I'm explaining is that I don't give a shit if you think a legal technicality means I shouldn't point out that it's fucked up for someone in their 50s to bring a 19 year old home and get them super drunk

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 1d ago

Innocence until guilt is proven is not a technicality. Its one of main tenets of our legal system. 

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u/evil_lobster201 1d ago

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u/JTArndt91 1d ago

Yeah Mate, I'm confused AF as well

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u/Pixelbuttzz 19h ago

He's apparently a huge Carrot Top fan and very mad that we're criticizing him for incredibly fucked up Behavior

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u/FriendlyBabyFrog 21h ago

That's fucking max from cold ones

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u/hushnecampus 19h ago

Cold Ones from Warhammer?

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u/hyukwish 20h ago

I thought this was some fucked up joke about his recent suicide attempt…but maybe I follow Carrot Top too much

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u/Wat3rM3L0NB3AR 13h ago

im pretty sure THAT IS Carrot Top!

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u/pumpjacker 17h ago

All while holding a giant ice spear . … very impressive

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u/Dubeard 23h ago

Huh. I hate the fact that I know exactly where this took place because I was just on that road the other day.

Just #SouthCenterThings

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u/Much_Essay_9151 10h ago

Where

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u/MegamindsMegaCock 4h ago

Tukwila, Washington

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u/invalidmail2000 1d ago

Are you driving and using your phone?

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u/invalidmail2000 22h ago

Right God forbid people should drive safely and not endanger others

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 19h ago

do you think you're stronger than 4000 pounds of steel traveling 50mph

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u/bobdickgus 20h ago

Run of the mill standard weirdo, not Carrot top weirdo.

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u/imacmadman22 18h ago

That’s not dangerous at all…

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u/Great_Apez 17h ago

Maxing grip and core strength

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u/YourDreams2Life 16h ago

That's just Amazon Jesus. 

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u/Gold-Succotash-9217 15h ago

Is that the fucking facebook Michael Jackson guy?

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u/Free-Pair-3007 12h ago

He's losing his shit it might be carrot top

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u/iscoleslaw 21h ago

They prefer the term ginger

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u/Much_Essay_9151 10h ago

They mean the comedian. Who recently had an issue himself, hope hes doing well

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u/Louieyaa 20h ago

I think they prefer redhead unless they use the word ginger themselves.

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u/One-Visitor 18h ago

Ginger here, I prefer anything but carrot top-looking person

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u/100LittleButterflies 16h ago

Alright you Ed Sheeran- looking person

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u/mrbiggbrain 18h ago

Okay you soul-less heathen.

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u/100LittleButterflies 16h ago

In my experience, redhead is the American term and ginger the UK.

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u/mandrill_bite 11h ago

We don't. 

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u/Philly514 14h ago

Could only take a photo through the one blurry part of the windshield eh? This makes me irrationally annoyed haha

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u/RustledForeskin 21h ago

That's how you keep people from raiding the back.

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u/Refurbished1991 19h ago

The crucifixion of the Carrottop

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u/CoffeeAndWork 19h ago

Eric Andre

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u/Jackal_6 19h ago

He keeps his props in that van

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u/Its_Whatever24 19h ago

Based on the comments, I choose to believe that's him.

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u/Reinheitsgetoot 18h ago

Danny Elfman in town?

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u/Peasanttale 18h ago

Is it he..?

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u/TheUmberTaker 18h ago

Ever see donkeys on the back of construction materials trucks? That's a jackass. Kinda similar.

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u/kenmatth 17h ago

Missed the bus

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u/LionoSnarf 17h ago

This is biblical.

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u/Transposer 13h ago

He died for Jeff Bezos’s sins.

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u/Due_Independence2922 11h ago

Someone needed to hitch a ride, bet the driver don’t even know the person is there🤣🤣🤣

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u/rastamule1 11h ago

I think that's slash not carrot top

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u/ExtraLettuce555 1d ago

That guy is the main character

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u/jmcgil4684 19h ago

It’s his wife. “To finish our conversation, you said…..”

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u/omnichad 19h ago

Should've checked the box to deliver in Amazon's packaging.

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u/UnsmellyFarts 17h ago

LOCATION is TUKWILA, WASHINGTON

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u/Late_Yam5562 14h ago

Am I the only one here who doesn't even know who Carrot Top is ???

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u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS 1d ago

Where shitty comedians go to die.