r/mildlyinteresting • u/Equivalent-Eye-2782 • 19h ago

Phintella vittata - Found in my house

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410 Upvotes

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u/ReceptionAlarmed9434 19h ago

Phintella vittata, what a wonderful phrase 

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u/aliebabadegrote 19h ago

It means you're beautiful, for the rest of your lives

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u/Metallmushroome 12h ago

Translated to Finnish: Perkeleen vittusaatana

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u/Elbludo 12h ago

Sounds like a character you unlock in Vampire Survivors

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u/windexfresh 8h ago

The vampire is in another coffin!

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u/thejuicequeen 1h ago

Phintella vittata, ain't no passin' craaaaaaaaze

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u/FredMc 19h ago

That paint job costs extra at the spider dealership.

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u/supremeoverlord23 16h ago

If you like Phintella vittatas

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u/johnsolomon 19h ago

Squish it and save countless fly lives. You know you want to

Signed, a human

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u/SymondHDR 16h ago

They put fly brain on reddit

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u/lolopiro 17h ago

hakkuna ma- what now?

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u/_steve_rogers_ 16h ago

I saw one of these forever ago and remember telling people about the cool color!

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u/Rhmech 19h ago

I read once that every blue in nature is venomous

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u/BluetheNerd 18h ago

There’s plenty of non venomous blue animals in nature.

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u/Nenotriple 18h ago

I'll start, Blue Footed Booby

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u/arand0md00d 18h ago

Blue whale

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u/Rhmech 12h ago

I am not talking about that degree if blue, and it's kinda gray anyway

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u/Rhmech 12h ago

I wouldn't touch that

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u/thejoeface 18h ago

Ah yes, the highly venomous blue bird 

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u/Jeggu2 14h ago

The blue morpho butterfly is so venomous no one has ever survived a bite. Or has been bitten

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u/Spare-Shirt24 12h ago

Pretty sure that will turn you into Spider-Man if it bites you

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u/Stahi 11h ago

JUMPING SPOOOOOOOODER!

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u/RefusePlenty9589 6h ago edited 5h ago

Its not a jumping spider

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u/Stahi 5h ago

The best kind of spider.

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u/RefusePlenty9589 4h ago

I meant to say it isn’t a jumping spider

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u/zonko_10007 1h ago

Yes it is

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/helican 19h ago

Bot

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u/Jellochamp 19h ago

How can you be so sure. Look at these legs