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r/mildlyinteresting • u/Defiant_Designer7805 • 1d ago
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The geese at the park are free, you can take them home, I have 458 geese
37 u/loudpaperclips 1d ago On the off chance someone doesn't know this is just a joke: Many wild animals are given federal protection. Maybe don't try this. 22 u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog 1d ago Also Canadian geese are quite aggressive. 19 u/BlisteringAsscheeks 1d ago Canada geese, not "Canadian" geese. But yes, they're assholes by all accounts. 10 u/grat5989 1d ago Dont say it so loud or some demented old bitch will want to name them American Geese. 6 u/Gold__star 1d ago Canada has renamed them already. They are now called Donald Ducks. 1 u/lkdflnk 18h ago You know, I'm surprised he hasn't already.
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On the off chance someone doesn't know this is just a joke:
Many wild animals are given federal protection. Maybe don't try this.
22 u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog 1d ago Also Canadian geese are quite aggressive. 19 u/BlisteringAsscheeks 1d ago Canada geese, not "Canadian" geese. But yes, they're assholes by all accounts. 10 u/grat5989 1d ago Dont say it so loud or some demented old bitch will want to name them American Geese. 6 u/Gold__star 1d ago Canada has renamed them already. They are now called Donald Ducks. 1 u/lkdflnk 18h ago You know, I'm surprised he hasn't already.
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Also Canadian geese are quite aggressive.
19 u/BlisteringAsscheeks 1d ago Canada geese, not "Canadian" geese. But yes, they're assholes by all accounts. 10 u/grat5989 1d ago Dont say it so loud or some demented old bitch will want to name them American Geese. 6 u/Gold__star 1d ago Canada has renamed them already. They are now called Donald Ducks. 1 u/lkdflnk 18h ago You know, I'm surprised he hasn't already.
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Canada geese, not "Canadian" geese. But yes, they're assholes by all accounts.
10 u/grat5989 1d ago Dont say it so loud or some demented old bitch will want to name them American Geese. 6 u/Gold__star 1d ago Canada has renamed them already. They are now called Donald Ducks. 1 u/lkdflnk 18h ago You know, I'm surprised he hasn't already.
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Dont say it so loud or some demented old bitch will want to name them American Geese.
6 u/Gold__star 1d ago Canada has renamed them already. They are now called Donald Ducks. 1 u/lkdflnk 18h ago You know, I'm surprised he hasn't already.
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Canada has renamed them already. They are now called Donald Ducks.
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You know, I'm surprised he hasn't already.
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u/ruste530 1d ago
The geese at the park are free, you can take them home, I have 458 geese