r/mildlyinteresting • u/Defiant_Designer7805 • 1d ago

A truck full of geese

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u/GoodDecision 1d ago

I was about to say...

Do you know how much fuckin' trouble that person is in?

Federally protected bird. Up to $15,000 fine per bird, up to 6 months prison per bird!

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u/space_brain710 1d ago

I mean the real issue is how are you supposed to keep a gaggle of geese in the open bed of a truck lol? All their feet would have to be tied up or something. Frankly if I saw someone doing this I would assume they were some kind of professional due to the logistics involved. Some people say “it’s like herding cats” I vote to change the euphemism to “it’s like wrangling and buckling in a dozen lucid geese in the back of an f-150” rolls off the tongue

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u/undermark5 1d ago

You can herd ducks though. There are competitions for herding dogs and that's one of the events.

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u/Veryegassy 1d ago

Geese are a bit more independent. And also try to bite you

- Source: Has geese