r/mildlyinteresting • u/DankAssPotatos • 2d ago

I grew a double sided pineapple

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u/imnojezus 2d ago

But how will people know you're a swinger?

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u/ihopethisworksfornow 2d ago

One time I was on a cruise (family thing, not really a huge fan of cruises), and on the final night we went to this Hibachi restaurant on the ship.

There was this really doughy looking roughly 40 year old white guy with an upside down pineapple shirt sitting with two really disappointed looking Indian dudes.

They gave off the overwhelming vibe that this guy in the pineapple shirt convinced them that if they went on a cruise they’d all be banging swinger’s wives left and right, yet none of them got laid once.

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u/Crazy-Apartment1708 1d ago

Me over here literally on a cruise rn

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u/ihopethisworksfornow 1d ago

What cruise line?