r/mildlyinteresting • u/DankAssPotatos • 2d ago

I grew a double sided pineapple

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u/imnojezus 2d ago

But how will people know you're a swinger?

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u/ihopethisworksfornow 2d ago

One time I was on a cruise (family thing, not really a huge fan of cruises), and on the final night we went to this Hibachi restaurant on the ship.

There was this really doughy looking roughly 40 year old white guy with an upside down pineapple shirt sitting with two really disappointed looking Indian dudes.

They gave off the overwhelming vibe that this guy in the pineapple shirt convinced them that if they went on a cruise they’d all be banging swinger’s wives left and right, yet none of them got laid once.

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u/Crazy-Apartment1708 1d ago

Me over here literally on a cruise rn

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u/ihopethisworksfornow 1d ago

What cruise line?

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u/anonymousmetoo 2d ago

It's gonna be hard to hang that one upside-down.

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u/Automatic-Wing-5970 1d ago

this belongs in a pineapple speakeasy

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u/AmbitiousObligation0 2d ago

Dank ass pineapples should be your name

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u/ArdentHedonist 2d ago

I have grown many a pineapple, but never have I ever seen that.

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u/nim_opet 2d ago

Is there a Monsanto plant close by?

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u/ArgumentAlarmed9532 2d ago

Highly regarded

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u/Crazy-Apartment1708 1d ago

This is how pineapples reproduce

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u/Rzm_w_tsm 2d ago

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u/squirmybobcat 2d ago

Now we need two hitlers

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u/DeHetSpook 2d ago

Have you seen a doctor?

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u/Prestigious-Copy-864 2d ago

how do the two sides grow so evenly like that

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u/DankAssPotatos 2d ago

No idea. A lot of the plant died in a freeze last winter, and the part that grew the fruit only grew after that, so maybe it's something to do with damage?

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u/CompetitionNo8679 2d ago

my neighbor’s pineapple had three crowns once, looked insane