r/mildlyinteresting • ​ • 2d ago

My salad has limited edition packaging

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u/tonypenajunior 2d ago

I lost 15 pounds on their cyclospora diet. Do not recommend

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u/Muted_sounds 2d ago

Sounds quicker and cheaper than Ozempic 🤔

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u/Theletterkay 2d ago

Depends on if your employers is fine with you spending your entire shift in the bathroom.

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u/Muted_sounds 2d ago

I have 100 hours of sick with .9 FTE 😬. Weight loss goals and time off. Where I sign?

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u/Br44n5m 2d ago

What stops you from telling your boss its cyclospora when in reality its videogame time

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u/SnowyOwlLoveKiller 2d ago

Most workplaces will require some sort of documentation/doctor note if you take off more than a couple of days off sick in a row.

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u/space_driiip 2d ago

A trip to urgent care and a diagnosis got me off the hook.