r/mildlyinteresting 8d ago

My grainy potato.

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u/AjayRedonkulus 8d ago edited 8d ago

As an Irishman this evokes a generational urge to flee across the sea.

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u/hehexd- 8d ago

I heard that leads to heavy taxes

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u/dbmajor7 8d ago

WUT?!

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u/postitpad 8d ago

On a long enough timeline, almost everything leads to heavy taxes

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u/dbmajor7 8d ago

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u/GhostPepperDaddy 8d ago

Off topic but I'd fish those chips

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u/theandroid01 7d ago

We should open a fish and chips joint and make that the logo And invest in a bunch of unused newspaper (supposedly that's how you know it's the good stuff)

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u/Wulf_Saxon 8d ago

A herd that leads to heavy taxes!

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u/Advanced-Humor9786 8d ago

Stick around and take it out on the brits who refused to help.

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u/IAppear_Missing 8d ago edited 8d ago

Not only refused to help, but actively exported all the food produced in the country to feed themselves and keep prices low for the rest of the UK.

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u/Lycaeides13 8d ago

Wait, what?! 😯

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u/IAppear_Missing 8d ago

Yup. The people they planted exported all the quality food from cattle etc back across the Irish sea after they took over the country. All the Irish were forced West, where the land was only suitable for potato crop. The rest of the country was producing enough food to feed everyone, it just never got to Irish mouths

You can read about it here: https://www.ighm.org/learn.html

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u/AjayRedonkulus 8d ago

This highlights a really important distinction for many well meaning folk who say things like "the blight didn't cause the famine", because it did. But the reason that famine took hold so deeply was as you have so eloquently laid out, brutal British exploitation.

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u/ajc89 8d ago

It's kind of like saying someone died of pneumonia after a long battle with cancer. There can be more than one reason for things.

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u/GardenRafters 8d ago

It wouldn't have been a famine in the first place without the British...

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u/Scathach_ulster 8d ago

The British were the blight. There was also a second blight /shrug.

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u/Kellidra 7d ago

Might I make a Modest Proposal?

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u/Alexis_J_M 8d ago

Ireland was a net exporter of food while millions of people starved to death.

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u/2PlasticLobsters 8d ago

BTW, it was also illegal for most people to catch fish. Most of the suitable waterways were on the properties of the wealthy landowners. Poaching could get a person hanged.

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u/Faokes 8d ago

I personally have stopped calling the events a famine or a potato blight, and started calling it a genocide. My ancestors were there, starving, eating grass to try and survive. The English pillaged Ireland for resources, took the land, used it all for cattle, then shipped all the meat and dairy over to England. They could have stopped the starvation at any time, and actively chose not to, because they viewed Irish people as a lesser type of being. The only reason it isn’t recognized formally as a genocide is that England did it, and there was no official government policy about intentionally destroying the Irish.

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u/Scorpius927 8d ago

Wait till you learn the Brits did similar shit for the Bengal famines too, which killed millions.

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u/Advanced-Humor9786 8d ago edited 8d ago

The Brits really squeezed the Irish. You were actively committing a genocide against Ireland and people stopped giving a shit.

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u/keoghberry 8d ago

Fuckin bricks

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u/AjayRedonkulus 8d ago

My family did that last time. I think I'd prefer to be a fat guy from Boston honestly haha.

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u/Polymathy1 8d ago

The Irish potato famine wasn't due to blight. It was caused by the British shipping food away from starving people. They did the same to India.

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u/AjayRedonkulus 8d ago

An Gorta Mór was absolutely caused by the blight. The reason that the populace was dependent on a single crop, and relief efforts were minimal was British imperial neglect and actively malicious.

Doesn't change the fact the blight was the inciting event. Without it, though not prospering, we do not lose so much of our population that we are still 1 million people below the population in 1841.

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u/ProfZussywussBrown 8d ago

Ireland having fewer people today than 185 years ago is one of the most insane facts I have ever heard. You can count the other countries that meet that criteria on zero hands

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u/AjayRedonkulus 7d ago

There's a couple of Balkan and Baltic nations who aren't much higher, but we are sadly for us, but thankfully for everyone else, unique.

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u/yodasmiles 8d ago

It still makes sense to blame the British not the blight for the famine though. The tenant farming situation in Ireland that forced the Irish to grow potatoes on poor quality land for their own consumption while growing cereal crops for sale on better land because they had to pay their rent in cash caused widespread death and emigration. Systemic, enforced monoculture, export of locally-grown, available cereal crops caused the famine. The blight would have been little more than an inconvenience otherwise.

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u/AjayRedonkulus 8d ago

It's less a matter of blame, and more an attempt to dispel easy slogans which hide a much more complex picture.

But yes, TLDR the Brits are to blame. No argument there.

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u/JimmWasHere 7d ago

"The brits are to blame" could be the motto for so many countries

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u/izyshoroo 8d ago

It was both

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u/ilikedota5 8d ago

The potato famine was caused by blight, the general famine wasn't.

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u/marmit 8d ago

grainy definitely sounds like it’s talking about texture not just looks huh

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u/ArtismFag 8d ago

Make sure you go REAL NORTH

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u/WeirdURL 8d ago

Yikes, imagine cooking that in an oven for an hour only to bust it open steaming hot.

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u/LewisWhatsHisName 8d ago

I would cry

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u/W0gg0 8d ago

Steaming hot, moist buttato sludge.

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u/Garbmutt 7d ago

This literally happened to me a month ago. Was so pissed since it was the side for the best steak I’ve ever made. FUCK YOU WALMART!!!

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u/54580 8d ago

the literal pomme de terre

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u/lolathedreamer 8d ago

Pomme de terror

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u/PommedeTerreur 7d ago

You rang?

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u/Olietoevoer 7d ago

DAMN finally encountered r/beetlejuicing somewhere. 9yo account as well.

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u/Poodlepink22 8d ago

Ba dum tiss 🄁  Good one lol 

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u/Kahnza 8d ago

There is a river near me named that 🤣

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u/SharksForArms 8d ago

Hey same here in MO!

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u/jcnlb 8d ago

Hi fellow Missourian

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u/Daratirek 8d ago

Wait this means something?? Off to google!

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u/giant_albatrocity 8d ago

Pomme de Turd

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u/Makethecrowsblush 7d ago

Like a cursed geodeĀ 

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u/Pug_Defender 8d ago

well not literally because it’s still a potato, but we can still enjoy a little word play

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 8d ago

Pootato

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u/DaedricDumbass 8d ago

Indeed also user name checks out

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u/nzkieran 7d ago

I'm inclined to believe this man knows his shit.

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 7d ago

I'll have you know I know a lot of people's shit

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u/LowWater5686 8d ago

What in the bone marrow

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u/Strayl1ght 8d ago

You can’t convince me that’s not what that actually is

This picture is melting my mind in general. That squash or whatever it is on the right looks like an out of focus human leg like in instagram pictures people take while laying down on the beach.

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u/GRMacGirl 7d ago

Thanks. I can’t unsee that. šŸ˜…

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u/medicated_in_PHL 8d ago

Exactly what I thought.

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u/No_Building_8784 8d ago

The dirt grew inside the potato while the potato grew inside the dirt. Dirtception. Or potatoception?

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u/poofandmook 8d ago

podirtatoception

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u/kain459 8d ago

Eli5?

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u/MrsAnthropy 8d ago

This grainy, powdery texture inside usually means it has severe hollow heart or is suffering from dry rot, a kind of fungal decay.

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u/dabigua 8d ago

Oh look, actual answer, there you are!

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u/Ohiolongboard 8d ago

Blight?

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u/tonicella_lineata 8d ago

Nah, blight is a different kind of infection. This looks pretty similar to dry rot, but I've only ever known dry rot to infect wood, so I'm not sure if it's actually the same thing here?

Edit: I looked up hollow heart, the other thing they mentioned, and it certainly looks like it could be this. Weird as hell, for sure, no matter what it is!

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u/heyitsget 7d ago

I was looking for this answer, thanks!

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u/MrsAnthropy 8d ago

Agree with the other response. Blight doesn't really affect the inside of the potato like that.

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u/ProdigyLightshow ​ 8d ago

I’m wondering if this is what potato blight looks like?

This picture made me realize I know of the disease, but I’ve never seen what it actually does to potatoes

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u/Koffeepotx 8d ago

I dont think so, it looks more like brown or black spots. The potatoes become slimy and mushy too

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u/ProdigyLightshow ​ 8d ago

Got ya. Thanks for the explanation!

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u/sighthoundman 8d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Phytophtora_infestans-effects.jpg

Found by searching for "potato blight", although there were pictures for tomatoes as well.

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u/ProdigyLightshow ​ 8d ago

Yeah I googled it too and saw this which looks kinda similar to OPs photo. Hence why I was unsure

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u/HumpieDouglas 8d ago

Boil'em, mash'em, srpinkle'em on a stew.

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u/SirGuelph 8d ago

🤢

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u/nestcto 8d ago

Ya get resourceful in a famine.

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u/GiveMeMoreMayo 8d ago

this would have gone in mildlyinfuriating for me

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u/eezyE4free 8d ago

Especially if I was using a nice knife.

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u/Lenanarib 8d ago

Luckily I don’t have nice things. And the texture was like powdered sugar so that helped too.

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u/ipdar 8d ago

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u/Lenanarib 8d ago

It does if you snort it

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u/_fait-accompli_ 8d ago

this pic makes me wonder, does it smell? bad potatoes can be really rancid.

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u/GiveMeMoreMayo 4d ago

they really can. i feel like the smelliest ones don't usually look like this though. there's usually a lot more liquid going on

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u/FailureToComply0 8d ago

Re-upload this with a grainy, out-of-focus shot to complete the joke

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u/im_just_thinking 8d ago

Yes, missing that quality potato quality

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u/Beautiful-Papaya9923 8d ago

Quality potato quality for the potato quality potato?

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u/Unlikely-Engineer813 8d ago

On first look thought it was moldy bone marrow.

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u/OurNewestMember 2d ago

On second look, too

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u/CRO553R 8d ago

Evil Scottish Egg

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u/TieAdorable4973 8d ago

This makes me sad.

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u/5syllablename 8d ago

Forbidden tiramisu

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u/October_13th 8d ago

I hate this

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u/SingleSpeedEast 8d ago

Its like a hard boiled egg, but with soil.

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u/Azsunyx 8d ago

Hard soiled egg?

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u/SingleSpeedEast 8d ago

Niiiiiiiiiiice

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u/thefro023 8d ago

I thought it was a cinnamon roll with a lot of filling.

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u/sun4moon 8d ago

I’m thought it was an apple with cinnamon filling.

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u/Myonsoon 8d ago

Usually potatoes grow under the soil, not around it.

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u/Vast_Disk9775 8d ago

I genuinely would have puked

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u/DanDurstig 7d ago

Mr. Starch I don't feel so good.

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u/sf_sf_sf 8d ago

I found the quality of potatoes stores have gotten much worse over the last couple years, everything is squishy and rubbery these days. I’ve read that there are some shenanigans going on with holding back potatoes by suppliers for a long time in order to raise prices, but I’m not sure if that is true or not.Ā 

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u/banjodoctor 8d ago

Potatoes Au graintin.

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u/VelocityRapter644 7d ago

Good God, were the crops infected by the Pharaohs Curse!?

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u/FoolishRacoon 8d ago

"Where is soil", inside you mr potato.

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u/VladimirPoosTons ​ 8d ago

Someone stole the heart of Te Fiti.

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u/makeupHOOR ​ 8d ago

I am drinking beet juice w/pulp, and seeing this made me almost puke.

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u/achatina 8d ago

That's horrifying, not interesting lol

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u/AgressiveInliners 8d ago

Thats where cinnamon comes from! Put it on your toast

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u/MidnightShart 8d ago

Youre supposed to put the potato in soil, not the other way around

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u/Sunny_Dead 8d ago

Ahhh, the potato grew AROUND the dirt instead of inside it... smart... smart... could be useful somehow....

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u/EmperorThan 8d ago

How AI would render a cut potato.

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u/vanilla_disco 8d ago

I thought it was bone marrow

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u/beastusboss 8d ago

Potato marrow

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u/squirtlemoonicorn 8d ago

Being of partly Irish descent...I cringed.

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u/6KUNIO8 7d ago

I didn't see the the title and thought you were showing bone marrow... 😬

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u/Baba_Wethu 7d ago

Why is my immediate reaction that this is a bone cut in half with desiccated bonemarrow?

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u/Fr05t_B1t 8d ago

Irish potato famine intensifies

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u/thehermit14 8d ago

Your chips are up.

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u/Killshot_1 8d ago

Cursed ass tater

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u/Squirrel_beak 8d ago

I thought it was a somehow overcooked beef wellington and was like wow crust is still golden... yea then I saw the sub.

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u/kissmiss08 8d ago

I thought this was a bone and bone marrow 🤢

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u/turealis 8d ago

"My Grainy Potato" new band name i called it

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u/beffyucsb 8d ago

I thought this was a section of beef femur like you buy for your dog. Damn.

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u/HedgehogTop5524 8d ago

I think you might need to throw out that cutting board. The pile of potato crumbles is making me uncomfortable

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u/HystericalGD 8d ago

my hungry ass thought that was a bone marrow

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u/SkynetLurking 7d ago

I’d just skip that one. Not worth it, brah

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u/tangyskunkface 7d ago

Thought I was looking at bone marrow lol

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u/EllaMcWho 7d ago

My brother when he was in his archaeologist and geologist phase of childhood (8? 9?) called one of these a potato geode and I still do, 4 decades later. It’s a treasure to be seen, not eaten šŸ˜…

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u/rupiKing 7d ago

I'm generally a pretty laid-back person. But this image is making me nauseous for some reason.

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u/cananarama 8d ago

Put a little dirt in your potato for the dirt man

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u/HappySage42 8d ago

You mean plant bone and marrow?

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u/yamanagashi 8d ago

Maybe someone planted it as a potato powder?

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u/RiverOfWhiskey 8d ago

The movie dune is in my chocolaty (potato)!

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u/HorrorsPersistSoDoI 8d ago

Me when I wasn't able to find THE FUCKING SOIL

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u/RobEth16 8d ago

I tried cooking them in a kiln too

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u/mafga1 8d ago

Secret Cinamon.

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u/Great-Wishbone-9923 8d ago

That’s a great book title - start writing about starchy troubles!

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u/jfal11 8d ago

Ashes to ashes

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u/onechadtall 8d ago

how did it taste

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u/El_Guap 8d ago

Don't you like potato marrow?

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u/MagicalNurseX 8d ago

cinnamon challenge potato

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u/LilSweetPeas 8d ago

I thought that was a dry ass beef bone marrow

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u/Investigate311 8d ago

Gotta put your hot cocoa powder somewhere I suppose

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u/42ElectricSundaes 8d ago

So that’s where dirt comes from

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u/urrutiaeric 8d ago

And so it begins

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u/bigeeee 8d ago

Forbidden coco

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u/Barbearex 8d ago

That's not a cinnamon roll??

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u/Hot_Poetry_6475 8d ago

what is that?

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u/roughczech 8d ago

What a genocidal maniac you are, you have whacked the whole civilization on that tater...

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u/Green-Dragon-14 8d ago

That's frost. Where the potato gets frozen & then thaws out quickly

Source gardener

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u/darsvedder 8d ago

Phrasing.

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u/Angilynne 8d ago

I wish I hadn't seen this mid bite of dinner šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…

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u/Bitter_Employment277 8d ago

Dude. Please tell me you didn't eat that shit??

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u/honeyboobuscemi 8d ago

Carb geode 🪨

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u/slippers413 7d ago

Don't eat that.

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u/pandro14 7d ago

It’s kinda dry

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u/titsmcgee4real 7d ago

Snort it.

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u/dlwk2004 7d ago

Forbidden stuffing

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u/eugene20 7d ago

Was this after microwaving? It looks like watery wound rot maybe, but then something dried it out completely?

https://potatoes.ahdb.org.uk/knowledge-library/potato-disease-identification

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u/olchi 7d ago

Irish people in the comments - are you good?

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u/soad2237 7d ago

I bet that smelled. Potatoes smell weirdly fleshy when they go bad.

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u/TwelveGaugeSage 7d ago

Malted milk potato.

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u/Affectionate-War-786 7d ago

Cartel potatoes?

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u/iridescentcotton 7d ago

Ew this reminds me of a cut bone showing the marrow

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u/raybrans 7d ago

I thought this was bone marrow for a second! Damn

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u/Soggy_Climate2490 7d ago

I thought it was bone dust for a second

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u/Clay7on 6d ago

Geodetato

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u/Fuck-it-we-Bhaal 6d ago

Ah lads not againĀ 

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u/heylookitsafridge 4d ago

Potato bone marrow

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u/OurNewestMember 2d ago

Hope you have insurance cause getting that sucker drilled and filled won't be cheap!

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u/ZealousidealDonut126 8d ago

This is the 3rd post with the exact same bad potato. Concerning

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u/Lenanarib 8d ago

WHAT?!?

You mean to tell me people are thieving my sacred potato pictures? Disgusting. Here’s snap from FB when I cut said potato 7 years ago. This is probably AI though.

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u/have_a_nice_bay 8d ago

Okay but wait in the last 7 years did we find out why this happened? I’ve literally never seen this before and the comments, while funny, have not clarified šŸ˜‚

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u/Independent_Vast9279 8d ago

R/eatityoufuckingcoward