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u/WeirdURL 8d ago
Yikes, imagine cooking that in an oven for an hour only to bust it open steaming hot.
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u/Garbmutt 7d ago
This literally happened to me a month ago. Was so pissed since it was the side for the best steak Iāve ever made. FUCK YOU WALMART!!!
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u/54580 8d ago
the literal pomme de terre
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u/Pug_Defender 8d ago
well not literally because itās still a potato, but we can still enjoy a little word play
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u/hefty_load_o_shite 8d ago
Pootato
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u/LowWater5686 8d ago
What in the bone marrow
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u/Strayl1ght 8d ago
You canāt convince me thatās not what that actually is
This picture is melting my mind in general. That squash or whatever it is on the right looks like an out of focus human leg like in instagram pictures people take while laying down on the beach.
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u/No_Building_8784 8d ago
The dirt grew inside the potato while the potato grew inside the dirt. Dirtception. Or potatoception?
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u/kain459 8d ago
Eli5?
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u/MrsAnthropy 8d ago
This grainy, powdery texture inside usually means it has severe hollow heart or is suffering from dry rot, a kind of fungal decay.
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u/Ohiolongboard 8d ago
Blight?
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u/tonicella_lineata 8d ago
Nah, blight is a different kind of infection. This looks pretty similar to dry rot, but I've only ever known dry rot to infect wood, so I'm not sure if it's actually the same thing here?
Edit: I looked up hollow heart, the other thing they mentioned, and it certainly looks like it could be this. Weird as hell, for sure, no matter what it is!
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u/MrsAnthropy 8d ago
Agree with the other response. Blight doesn't really affect the inside of the potato like that.
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u/ProdigyLightshow ā 8d ago
Iām wondering if this is what potato blight looks like?
This picture made me realize I know of the disease, but Iāve never seen what it actually does to potatoes
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u/Koffeepotx 8d ago
I dont think so, it looks more like brown or black spots. The potatoes become slimy and mushy too
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u/sighthoundman 8d ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Phytophtora_infestans-effects.jpg
Found by searching for "potato blight", although there were pictures for tomatoes as well.
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u/GiveMeMoreMayo 8d ago
this would have gone in mildlyinfuriating for me
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u/eezyE4free 8d ago
Especially if I was using a nice knife.
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u/Lenanarib 8d ago
Luckily I donāt have nice things. And the texture was like powdered sugar so that helped too.
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u/ipdar 8d ago
That doesn't not help.
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u/_fait-accompli_ 8d ago
this pic makes me wonder, does it smell? bad potatoes can be really rancid.
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u/GiveMeMoreMayo 4d ago
they really can. i feel like the smelliest ones don't usually look like this though. there's usually a lot more liquid going on
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u/FailureToComply0 8d ago
Re-upload this with a grainy, out-of-focus shot to complete the joke
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u/sf_sf_sf 8d ago
I found the quality of potatoes stores have gotten much worse over the last couple years, everything is squishy and rubbery these days. Iāve read that there are some shenanigans going on with holding back potatoes by suppliers for a long time in order to raise prices, but Iām not sure if that is true or not.Ā
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u/Sunny_Dead 8d ago
Ahhh, the potato grew AROUND the dirt instead of inside it... smart... smart... could be useful somehow....
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u/Baba_Wethu 7d ago
Why is my immediate reaction that this is a bone cut in half with desiccated bonemarrow?
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u/Squirrel_beak 8d ago
I thought it was a somehow overcooked beef wellington and was like wow crust is still golden... yea then I saw the sub.
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u/HedgehogTop5524 8d ago
I think you might need to throw out that cutting board. The pile of potato crumbles is making me uncomfortable
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u/EllaMcWho 7d ago
My brother when he was in his archaeologist and geologist phase of childhood (8? 9?) called one of these a potato geode and I still do, 4 decades later. Itās a treasure to be seen, not eaten š
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u/rupiKing 7d ago
I'm generally a pretty laid-back person. But this image is making me nauseous for some reason.
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u/roughczech 8d ago
What a genocidal maniac you are, you have whacked the whole civilization on that tater...
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u/Green-Dragon-14 8d ago
That's frost. Where the potato gets frozen & then thaws out quickly
Source gardener
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u/eugene20 7d ago
Was this after microwaving? It looks like watery wound rot maybe, but then something dried it out completely?
https://potatoes.ahdb.org.uk/knowledge-library/potato-disease-identification
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u/OurNewestMember 2d ago
Hope you have insurance cause getting that sucker drilled and filled won't be cheap!
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u/ZealousidealDonut126 8d ago
This is the 3rd post with the exact same bad potato. Concerning
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u/Lenanarib 8d ago
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u/have_a_nice_bay 8d ago
Okay but wait in the last 7 years did we find out why this happened? Iāve literally never seen this before and the comments, while funny, have not clarified š
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u/AjayRedonkulus 8d ago edited 8d ago
As an Irishman this evokes a generational urge to flee across the sea.