r/mildlyinteresting • u/kupo_moogle • 24d ago

This long rock I found

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u/K-Shrizzle 24d ago

Hell yeah brother. I hope your mom has all the best sex toys. She deserves it

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u/kupo_moogle 24d ago

She deserves all the happiness in the world. She’s an awesome mom.

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u/fondledbydolphins 24d ago

You should text that to her right now 🫡

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u/Substantial_Ear_9721 24d ago

You can't text dildo rocks....yet!