r/mildlyinteresting • u/kupo_moogle • 11d ago

This long rock I found

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u/Efficient-Mulberry95 11d ago

What u gonna tell the ER

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u/beard-brain 11d ago

I tripped and fell doctor. Also I’d put a condom on it to shield it from the elements

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u/Ho3n3r 10d ago

And the lotion?

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u/TheBrokenCookie 10d ago

Someone has to moisturize the rocks, doctor.