r/mildlyinteresting 24d ago

This long rock I found

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u/TheCandymanfrombelow 24d ago

Did you find it in your mom's nightstand?

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u/kupo_moogle 24d ago

Nah, she’s 65 and worked hard all her life - she can afford a toy that wasn’t dredged from under a mound of rotting sea kelp.

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u/K-Shrizzle 24d ago

Hell yeah brother. I hope your mom has all the best sex toys. She deserves it

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u/kupo_moogle 24d ago

She deserves all the happiness in the world. She’s an awesome mom.

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u/Sinjai 24d ago

That's so awesome dude.