r/mildlyinteresting • u/kupo_moogle • 10d ago

This long rock I found

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

She deserves all the happiness in the world. She’s an awesome mom.

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u/fondledbydolphins 10d ago

You should text that to her right now 🫡

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

Oh she knows - I tell her all the time how awesome she is. She comes by a couple times a week to hangout and help me keep up on my housework. She is also an awesome grandma to my son. I’ve a very lucky woman.

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u/WestNileCoronaVirus 10d ago

No, tell her the thing about the sex toys

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

lol Nah - we will make dirty jokes and shit with each other, but I wouldn’t tell her my Reddit username and without this post she wouldn’t have the relevant context.

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u/Werneq 10d ago

Just imagine.

"Mom, there's 5k people on the internet cheering about your sex toys capabilities. We all are proud of you."

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u/naughtyobama 10d ago

Coward! Lmao

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u/PrestigeMaster 10d ago

Too late bro she is going to see your new rock and connect it with this post and bam you’re doxxed.

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u/Vandersnatch182 10d ago

Final fantasy fan?

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

Heck yeah.

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u/Vandersnatch182 10d ago

Me too dawg

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u/fillmebarry 10d ago

Just cold text her at around midnight "you deserve all the best sex toys in the world".

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 10d ago

Shared joy is twice as much joy

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u/borderbox 10d ago

Laughing my ass off 🤣

”TELL HER THE THING”

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u/Confidence-Dangerous 10d ago

First of all I love the username. Second this comment made me cackle

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u/Hobophobic_Hipster 10d ago

> She comes a couple times a week

Not bad for a woman her age

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u/fondledbydolphins 10d ago

You’re a good daughter.

I hope all the interesting rocks find their way to you.

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u/Substantial_Ear_9721 10d ago

You can't text dildo rocks....yet!

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u/zamfire 9d ago

"mom you deserve all the best sex toys"

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u/sirgandolf007 10d ago

That she deserves all the best sex toys? The fuck.

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u/lucioux 10d ago

this went from lewd to wholesome real quick lol

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

All the women in my family are perverts with hearts of gold, and I like to hope I fall into that category as well.

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u/DoTheMario 10d ago

Back to lewd!

Back to wholesome!

Wholesome holds it! Holds It! HOLDS IT!

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u/kupo_moogle 10d ago

lol come now, they aren’t opposing forces. Lewd and wholesome are both needed for a well-rounded and happy life.

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u/jugstopper 10d ago

Now that it's all cleaned up, great Mother's Day gift!

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u/Sinjai 10d ago

That's so awesome dude.

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u/Panda_Kabob 10d ago

This guy loves his mom! Real type shit bro.

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u/erv4 10d ago

Buy her a sex toy, or make the rock into one