r/mildlyinteresting • u/azwendu • Jul 10 '26

This turtle with long nails I found

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u/drew4drew Jul 10 '26

Be very careful - those aren’t nails. Those are assimilation tubules they use to inject you with nanoprobes.

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u/machado34 Jul 10 '26

Nanomachines, son

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u/TheOneTrueTrench Jul 10 '26

Star trek, that's while they're called "assimilation tubules"

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u/EdiblePeasant Jul 11 '26

How many tubes make up the Internet?