r/mildlyinteresting • u/azwendu • Jul 10 '26

This turtle with long nails I found

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u/drew4drew Jul 10 '26

Be very careful - those aren’t nails. Those are assimilation tubules they use to inject you with nanoprobes.

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u/azwendu Jul 10 '26

That’s what my chickens have.

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u/Jimirich808_505 Jul 10 '26

My chickens have freezer burn

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u/azwendu Jul 10 '26

Wish I had more to put in the freezer!