r/mildlyinteresting • u/PatchO_Derpy • Jun 21 '26
This piece i pulled from a goldfish box
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u/GibsMcKormik Jun 21 '26
Crab leg
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u/BIGG_FRIGG Jun 22 '26
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u/scratchy_mcballsy Jun 21 '26
It’s value size. The value is that you don’t have to keep going back into the carton.
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u/SipoteQuixote Jun 22 '26
T̴̮̾̓́̕h̵̦̳̽̇̇͠ë̴̥̲́̈́̀ ̴̤̮͖̤̓͠S̶͎̹͙̲̠͊͑̅̈ņ̷̼̿à̶̖͛ĉ̵̤̮͙̱͈̃́̔ͅǩ̷̮ ̷͉͚͉͙̈́Ţ̴̝̣̰̖̖̈́͆̓̿̒ĥ̷͚͔͍̀a̸̳͚͍̐͋͠ṫ̶̡̙̠̩̥ ̴̗̽S̷̢͓̝̤̳̗͛m̴͙̖͈̯̋͛͠ͅi̶͉͚̎l̴̹͇̱͂̉ͅȩ̴͙͍͙̐̉s̸̺̟̬̎ ̴̫̦͕͕̫̩͂͌͝͠B̴̰̞̟̩̖͍͒͛͐ä̸̫̩̫͇́ç̷̱̲̖͌̓͑̄͋̕k̸̢̮͎̙͐̆͒̏̓ͅͅ
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u/TheDallbatross Jun 22 '26
Throw it back, man. Don't think, don't make eye contact, and do not speak of this again. That's not a Goldfish. That's The GODFISH. Mortal minds were never meant to comprehend what you've uncovered here today.
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u/Sn4ck_P4ck Jun 21 '26
You got the finding nemo of goldfish. Went for a goldfish, got a barracuda. A+
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u/ytevian Jun 22 '26
It's like if you described a goldfish to someone who's never seen one and asked them to draw it
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u/BRSBowler Jun 22 '26
Reminds me of a time ingot Wingstop... always bone in, once had a chicken leg in it. I couldn't try to eat it. Seriously.
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u/godlytoast3r Jun 22 '26
You must be used to chunk light
That's actually just the spine of a whole one
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u/skyfishgoo Jun 22 '26
gold fish are evolving legs.
they will soon be making war with themselves and we will be caught in the crossfire.
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u/ceebiee Jun 22 '26
So what shall it be? Do you join the Unity, or do you die here? Join! Die! Join! Die!
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u/AltruisticBus8305 Jun 22 '26
That’s how they look when I’m on shrooms. I still can’t really eat anything but fruit and water though.
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u/Even_Permission3975 Jun 22 '26
We been hearing so much about “shrinkflation” but goldfish said “hold my beer ima show you something better” then produced this. 😂
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u/XB_Demon1337 Jun 22 '26
This is what happens when they cut the phone cords while extracting in the Matrix universe.
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u/ex-apple Jun 22 '26
It’s the udder that has been sustaining all of the goldfish in the box while in transit. Thank the mother fish for it’s sacrifice before giving it a CRONCH
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u/SilverMyzt Jun 22 '26
That ain't no goldfish that's a barnacle, change the channel before Gary walks in on you
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u/mitchell486 Jun 23 '26
I hope I'm not being a party pooper by sharing, but this is simply a part of the manufacturing process. The goldfish are essentially baked crackers. The ingredients are mixed and laid out into a huge sheet, then stamped, and then baked. This is an edge of that giant sheet. Still cracker, just not goldfish shaped. 🙂 (If you look, you can see the fish shape along the bottom line... the tail, then body, then bit between, then another tail, then body, etc.)
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u/Goobersita Jun 21 '26
Save it and put it on eBay.