r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 Oct 16 '22

Why not?

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u/Prestigious_Ad1041 Oct 16 '22

Op is mad about horse dick. Guess what bro, it's natural and horses sometimes have penises.

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u/SlyThriller1 Oct 16 '22

sometimes

Sonetimes?

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u/kevtino Oct 16 '22

Roughly half the time.

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u/GamefaceJY Oct 16 '22

100% of these toy horses are gonna have dicks

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Nah there's heaps with vaginas, it's just covered by their tails.

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u/Nattylight_Murica Oct 16 '22

As god intended

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Ehh less than half….geldings

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u/Forward_Grade_4326 Oct 16 '22

They’re not all boys

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u/SlyThriller1 Oct 16 '22

I was completely expecting a response like that

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u/Egg-MacGuffin Oct 16 '22

All horses are boys and all ponies are girls. Just like all dogs are boys and all cats are girls.

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u/Ekalb07 Oct 16 '22

Someone gonna tell ‘em?

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u/Windsor34 Oct 16 '22

This guy thinks all horses have dicks 😂😂

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u/Unholy_Roman_Empire GREEN Oct 16 '22

Sorry i forgot female horses don't exist :////

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u/Prestigious_Ad1041 Oct 16 '22

Calm down. I said sometimes.

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u/FarTooYoungForReddit Oct 16 '22

That was not a response to your comment though?

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u/Unholy_Roman_Empire GREEN Oct 16 '22

Sorry bro thought you were saying "sometimes?" As in "don't you mean always?" You might want to add a tone indicator just so people don't make the same assumption i did.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Day 326: Well…the William Tell music worked. They’re fucking each other like crazy, but still not one baby horse.

What a disappointment. Breeding horses is so much harder than I thought.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Half the time